‎A bit more to the right, gentlemen,
‎- Nice one, ‎- Don't move,
‎Push a bit more, the forwards, Thanks,
‎Gently, Come on,
‎Push a bit, number six,
‎- Number nine, lift your head, ‎- Yeah, do it,
‎Now, pivot a bit to your right,
‎That's great, Well done,
‎- I'm going to fall, ‎- I'm pivoting,
‎That's great,
‎Pull each other's shirts now, ‎Keep on moving, I'm not done yet,
‎- That's it, It's a winner, Beautiful, ‎- Wonderful,
‎The sun's out, I'll take another one,
‎Come and eat, Joseph,
‎- Are you coming Saturday? ‎- Yes, Can I play ten?
‎- We'll see, ‎- Bring him back in one piece,
‎- It's Francoise's wedding, ‎- He can manage, he's a big boy,
‎- This shit is super strong, ‎- Double-sided brushed fabric,
‎Thermo,,,
‎- Tear-proof, ‎- Stop it, you're going to rip it,
‎It's tear-proof, ‎Look, Craquotte can't rip it,
‎Chill out, we're not clients,
‎- The logo is rubbish, ‎- Shut up, my girlfriend drew that,
‎Do you like it?
‎Now we have two kits of shirts, ‎training gear and he pays for the coach,
‎You think the shirts will help us win?
‎- Who knows? ‎- They helped you keep your job,
‎- No way, ‎- Yes,
‎- You're coming Saturday? ‎- I said I would,
‎- You'll be here Saturday? ‎- Yes, but why does he get to be ten?
‎At least we're good for two months,
‎And thanks to who?
‎"Turn this way, now that way," ‎Does he think we're models?
‎Are we men, or what?
‎That's what happens ‎when you get sponsorship,
‎Anyway, I'm not doing this every week,
‎Shame it's not for a nude calendar,
‎Nude! With an arse like yours?
‎My arse belongs to me, all right? ‎Leave it out of it,
‎Don't forget ‎we almost got relocated to Turkey,
‎- Not Turkey, Tunisia, fool! ‎- Same thing,
‎I'm watching the sausages ‎while your kids are frolicking,
‎Why are you bringing my kids into it?
‎- What's your problem? ‎- How's the olive cake?
‎Are they my kids, or yours? ‎You don't even know,
‎- Very nice, ‎- It's nice, but I can't eat bacon,
‎Come and eat, Joseph, ‎Frano, leave some for the kids,
‎- I'll turn you into a merguez, ‎- Go get the others,
‎It usually takes 45 minutes,
‎but her peasant's hands ‎took me an hour,
‎My wife doesn't have ‎peasant's hands, I do,
‎- She has fairy's hands, ‎- It would take a week to do yours,
‎Let's talk about your bikini line,
‎Why don't you go over there ‎and stay there? Two of you is enough,
‎- Are you at least coming Saturday? ‎- I'm not sure,
‎- Knitters! ‎- Brave!
‎Hey, there's food here,
‎- Not in the food! ‎- Well done, guys,
‎- They're playing ball, ‎- Play somewhere else, for God's sake,
‎The kids are hungry, they should eat,
‎I'd like some sausages,
‎Thanks,
‎- I don't like it, ‎- You don't like mustard?
‎Okay, they don't give me much,
‎- Don't drink too much, Frano, ‎- Finish it,
‎THE BOSS'S DAUGHTER
‎Shut up, Kiki, Stupid sparrow,
‎It's me,
‎You reek of beer,
‎Hands off,
‎Let's go, sweetie,
‎- Are you swimming today? ‎- It's Monday, Daddy,
‎- I got a ten, ‎- Out of?
‎- Ten, ‎- In what?
‎- Reading, ‎- You're raising the family's bar!
‎Start her up,
‎- See you tonight, ‎- See you tonight,
‎SEMI-FINAL ‎FRENCH CORPORATE RUGBY LEAGUE
‎BUSINESSMAN BANKS ON RUGBY
‎- My husband is cut in half, ‎- Where are all the photos?
‎Blah, blah,
‎- They don't even mention the match, ‎- I told you,
‎- But we're a good team, ‎- Here, this tiny section,
‎- Even though we made the semi-final, ‎- Quiet, please,
‎Everyone, quiet now, Mr Baretti ‎will explain everything in detail,
‎- Baretti is coming, ‎- Ergonomics,,,
‎Hello, everyone, ‎I need a few minutes of your time,
‎First, I'd like ‎to congratulate the team,
‎which will represent us ‎at the semi-finals on Saturday,
‎Well done, gentlemen, ‎You're doing us proud,
‎Well done,
‎Next, we have now signed ‎the Quality Pact,
‎As you already know, we'll start today ‎with an ergonomics study,
‎This study will lead to adjustments ‎to make you happier in your workplace,
‎I believe happy employees are more ‎productive, That's what it's all about,
‎We read the article already,
‎So you know it all?
‎It's my pleasure to welcome to our firm ‎a highly qualified ergonomist,
‎I would ask you to play ball ‎and be cooperative,
‎That's enough of me, ‎Let's hear from the expert,
‎Hello, my name is Alix Malherbe ‎and I'll be with you for a little while,
‎So, what are ergonomics?
‎Does it hurt?
‎Ergonomics is about adapting work ‎to people's different characteristics,
‎I'm here to carry out a study ‎on psychosocial risks at work,
‎Your superiors will then be advised ‎on how to improve your work conditions,
‎You might think some ‎of my questions sound stupid,
‎I will use devices ‎you might find barbaric,
‎- I still don't get it, ‎- I will work with two novice-experts,
‎So I will need two of you ‎to contribute a bit more,
‎- I bet it's going to be me, ‎- Great start,
‎- Now you know everything, Back to work, ‎- Thank you,
‎- Steph, your suit is too big! ‎- Stop it,
‎Everyone back to work,
‎- Are you settling in okay? ‎- Very well,
‎- The knitting section is through there, ‎- Okay,
‎Excuse me,
‎Yes? Yeah,
‎Okay, I'm on my way,
‎Vital, come here,
‎Alix, this is Vital, our team leader,
‎- Nice to meet you, ‎- Same here,
‎Can you show her around? ‎We will catch up later,
‎No problem,
‎- What would you like to see? ‎- Everything,
‎It's the untwisting machine,
‎Watch your step,
‎I'll need user manuals ‎and security guidelines,
‎You'll need to ask upstairs,
‎Stocks and finished product,
‎Hello,
‎I'm in charge of this machine, ‎I pass the fabric through and,,,
‎I control the quality, Actually ‎I can see a flaw, I need to report it,
‎Here, look,
‎I'm done, Lolo, you can switch it on,
‎- Hello, ‎- Hello,
‎Is it working?
‎What does this big machine do?
‎This is Duchess, our parent machine, ‎it powers all the rest,
‎- The whole production line relies on it? ‎- Yeah,
‎All right, Thank you,
‎- I'm Marc, ‎- Alix, Nice to meet you,
‎- Welcome, ‎- Thanks,
‎Room temperature and cold, ‎You press here,
‎- Thank you, ‎- Any time,
‎- Everything okay? ‎- Yes,
‎If you need anything, just ask,
‎Actually I'll need user manuals, memos, ‎regulations and security guidelines,
‎- I'll get them, ‎- Thank you,
‎Come and see me later, ‎I'll debrief you,
‎- You can't be the expert, ‎- Why not?
‎Give it up, She's bound ‎to go for the pretty boy,
‎She's a classy girl, ‎she wouldn't pick a slob like you,
‎She'd prefer the old git?
‎- First, I'm not old, ‎- But you are a git,
‎Come on now,
‎I have a bad feeling about her,
‎- You're late, ‎- Some of us have to work,
‎- How was the debriefing? ‎- Did you show her your olive cake?
‎- HR, who did she choose? ‎- It's not for me to say,
‎- Come on! ‎- No,
‎Ten press-ups if you drop it,
‎Come on, faster,
‎Wake up, President, Thanks, Filou,
‎Come on,
‎- There, Good, ‎- Come on,
‎Come on, guys,
‎- Come on, ‎- Push through,
‎Everyone in place,
‎There's no money coming in, ‎I can't even buy thread,
‎We'll see how it goes, I can't move ‎a muscle with Brussels' directives,
‎I have no choice, What?
‎Okay, let's do that, All right,
‎Thanks for calling, Yeah, me too, ‎Say hello to your wife,
‎"Hyperextension is an over-stretching ‎of the tendons,"
‎- Who is it? ‎- The results are anonymous, Dad,
‎- I'll give you my report when I'm done, ‎- Fine, don't get upset,
‎- This matters to me, ‎- I know, I'm sorry,
‎How was your day?
‎Did you pick your two guys?
‎I don't want to talk about work ‎every night,
‎You should rest, ‎or you'll raise your blood pressure,
‎You're right,
‎- Coming to the match on Saturday? ‎- No, I'd rather go home on the weekend,
‎I heard they're doing a study ‎at the factory,
‎It's the boss's latest fad,
‎You're not worried?
‎Not particularly,
‎Still, it's strange, ‎Everyone is talking about it,
‎- You never tell me anything, ‎- Everyone does as they please,
‎There's some chicken in the oven,
‎What are they doing?
‎- Do I really need to take it off? ‎- It's better if you do,
‎Thank you, Please step on the scale,
‎Why? Are you a doctor?
‎Almost, I study bodies at work, ‎and your weight is a significant factor,
‎- 85,,, ‎- Sorry?
‎83,
‎Thank you,
‎Lie down on the table, please,
‎- Can I put my trousers on? ‎- Yes,
‎Lie down, please,
‎I'm going to take your pulse,
‎Relax,
‎- Do you smoke? ‎- I gave up,
‎A long time ago?
‎Yeah,
‎Thank you,
‎We'll start ‎with a heart rate activity analysis,
‎Put the watch on,
‎It's connected ‎to the heart rate monitor,
‎We'll record the effect ‎your workload has on your heart,
‎- With that stuff? ‎- It records your peak heart rate,
‎A peak heart rate may indicate physical ‎discomfort or psychological stress,
‎It can lead to burnout,
‎There, Right in the middle,
‎Your heart rate should appear,
‎- It's not working, ‎- We have to wait,
‎That's it,
‎- Is that okay? ‎- It's your pulse, 91 beats per minute,
‎Relax!
‎- 80, ‎- 80, We're done, breathe,
‎You're ready,
‎Put your clothes back on,
‎- What are you doing? ‎- Working, boss,
‎Top form, guys!
‎- What did you get? ‎- 72,
‎- See that? ‎- Yeah, gutted, I wanted to do it,
‎I even had a shower just in case,
‎What can I say? ‎Survival of the fittest,
‎- We can't deliver before September, ‎- Why not?
‎An eight-colour jacquard takes longer,
‎Then why did she give us this?
‎It's how we got the market,
‎Plain is out of fashion, sir,
‎What happens if we lose a month?
‎- It will be tough, ‎- You need to replace him,
‎We need enough thread ‎in order to do it, I can't work on,,,
‎Virginie, please bring ‎the forecast report,
‎Find a way to make it before September,
‎- Of course, ‎- That would be great, Please,
‎Get rid of those, I don't want ‎any trouble with the labour inspector,
‎Thank you,
‎Excuse me,
‎- You're in my way, ‎- Sorry,
‎What are you recording?
‎What about you?
‎It's confidential,
‎Same here,
‎Do you ever worry ‎about this machine?
‎I bet your report ends up ‎concluding that work is tiring,
‎- Are you sure? ‎- Malherbe is her mother's name,
‎Her real name is Alix Baretti,
‎And Baretti isn't a common name,
‎It's not even French,
‎- So what?
‎She's his daughter,
‎- Quequette, you're doing supply today, ‎- Fuck,
‎I told you, Big Capital is watching us,
‎- God knows what they're doing, ‎- You knew, didn't you?
‎- Why didn't you say? ‎- I couldn't, Sorry,
‎I know what they are doing,
‎They'll take him as a standard measure ‎and we'll be screwed,
‎You don't think ‎it's because of his looks?
‎You wait, in a month they'll say ‎we're off sick too often,
‎and we work too slowly,
‎How much is she getting paid?
‎I'll show her ‎how the machinery works,
‎Problem solved,
‎- Leave me some, ‎- Avenge us,
‎- World champion, ‎- I'm sure you'll be great,
‎- Why didn't you tell me? ‎- Tell you what?
‎That you're Baretti's daughter, Why?
‎It wasn't necessary,
‎Your questions aren't necessary either,
‎It's not about me, ‎What difference does it make?
‎What are you playing at?
‎Are you spying on us ‎so you can fire someone?
‎Not at all, ‎We don't want to fire anyone,
‎Especially not my dad,
‎He started from the bottom 30 years ago, ‎just like you,
‎I'm here to observe your postures so ‎you don't get any work-related diseases,
‎Musculoskeletal disorders,
‎Why me?
‎HR recommended you, You've been here ‎21 years and you're a team manager,
‎You're the most qualified worker,
‎Exactly my point,
‎For example, you have ‎a lingering pain in your left arm,
‎sensitivity loss in your hand, ‎pains that wake you up,
‎It's a cervicobrachial Neuralgia,
‎You sprained your neck recently,
‎See, You'd trust me ‎if I wasn't Baretti's daughter,
‎I'd be a pro, ‎But my intentions have to be bad, right?
‎If you want to stop, no problem,
‎I'll pick someone else,
‎It's okay,
‎What's okay?
‎Let's carry on,
‎Vital, 83 jersey, 109 jacquard,
‎We'll throw it away afterwards,
‎It's late,
‎Brush your teeth,
‎I'll wash your hair tomorrow,
‎She has lice,
‎Go on,
‎Did you learn your poem?
‎- Baretti used to be a labourer, ‎- Really?
‎So what?
‎Let me do it,
‎Thanks,
‎Are you happy with me?
‎Why are you asking this?
‎Please, tell me,
‎What a stupid question,
‎And you already know the answer,
‎Then what are we doing?
‎What do you mean?
‎We're married, ‎we go to work, we raise our kid,
‎That's what we're doing,
‎We don't even fuck any more,
‎That's because I won't fuck ‎unless you're nice,
‎And you can't be nice, ‎unless you fuck,
‎How many times a day ‎do you do this gesture?
‎300, maybe 400,
‎697,
‎So using the correct posture ‎is vital to prevent injury,
‎Here, you're way too,,,
‎Do you want anything special ‎for dinner? Hi, Marc,
‎- Excuse me, ‎- I was thinking guinea fowl,
‎They think I'm only here ‎thanks to nepotism,
‎You're competent and useful, ‎that's why you're here,
‎- So treat me like a colleague, ‎- No problem, sweetie,
‎- What do you want for dinner? ‎- Not now, I'm working,
‎- I'm really sorry, ‎- No worries,
‎I don't care if your dad's the boss, ‎as long as you do your job well,
‎Thank you,
‎If you could give me a good mark,,,
‎I'd appreciate it,
‎So your husband ‎is the star of the factory,
‎- Steph won't shut up about it, ‎- I wish it was my man,
‎I'm not sure what's the point of it all,
‎Apparently she puts devices on him ‎and follows him around,
‎- Scientific stuff, ‎- I'm glad I left,
‎You should watch out,
‎He might turn into a mutant,
‎What an idiot!
‎It's made him open up, that's for sure,
‎We even talked yesterday,
‎- It's true, ‎- About what?
‎- I'll tell you later, ‎- See, it's great, Be positive,
‎- Come watch the match with us, ‎- Yeah, come on, Mado,
‎- No way, I've done my share, ‎- Haven't we all?
‎I can't stand it any more,
‎Stop it, It's not for fun, ‎they're in the semi-finals,
‎- See you tomorrow, Bye,
‎- How are you? ‎- Fine, and you?
‎See you Monday, ergonomist lady,
‎Tomorrow, I'm going to the match,
‎That's nice, See you tomorrow then,
‎Really, you're going to a match?
‎You should have said, ‎Now I have to cancel at the last minute,
‎I'm sorry, Marie, ‎but I really have to go,
‎We have an appointment with a guy ‎from the French Institute in Montreal
‎who can find us a great flat ‎and you ditch me for a football match,
‎Rugby,
‎It's important for the study to see ‎how workers behave outside of work,
‎Yeah, I bet,
‎Your growth estimate came through, ‎It should be okay,
‎I hope so,
‎- If you want to sell,,, ‎- I told you, not now,
‎When we win the finals, ‎the shares will go up,
‎You should sell now,
‎I have a serious contender for you,
‎Arsenal! Knitters!
‎Oh my, Is there an intermission?
‎You didn't have to come, Marie,
‎We're in it to win it
‎- How are you, Dad? ‎- I'm so glad you came,
‎- And Marie, too, What an honour! ‎- How are you, Fred?
‎- Do you know my two escort girls? ‎- "Pom pom", dad,
‎In it to win it ‎In it to win it
‎- Go Arsenal! ‎- Go Knitters!
‎That puta made me take my nails off,
‎How dare she!
‎The least an ergonomist could do ‎is respect people's work,
‎- Which one is she? ‎- They were too long, anyway,
‎Not you too, I do them shorter as well, ‎you know, You pick the size,
‎The blonde or the red head?
‎- La puta, ‎- The blonde,
‎Here they are,
‎Arsenal!
‎Knitters!
‎A Neanderthal,
‎I'm surprised, I thought ‎it was the cute one over there,
‎I guess you're looking for ‎an alpha male genitor,
‎What are you on about?
‎You know, body odour ‎is a good way to choose a partner,
‎It's to do with pheromones,
‎On the left!
‎It's okay, I have it,
‎Got it,
‎Faster! Push!
‎Wake up, for God's sake! ‎There's no defence, no tackling,
‎Wake up, Lolo!
‎- Tackle them right away, all right? ‎- Careful when there's a lot of them,
‎THEM / US
‎Eddy, are you fucking kidding me?
‎I've got it,
‎Where's the fucking support?
‎- Relax, ‎- Nothing to worry about,
‎- Come on, big guys, ‎- We do as planned,
‎Take your positions, Ready, Go,
‎Come on!
‎Shit, they're big,
‎- Shut up and play, ‎- Yeah, so what?
‎- Go, go! ‎- Fuck!
‎Come on, guys, ‎Give your all for Biscotte,
‎The ball is ours,
‎We're getting thrashed, ‎Support should come right away, Wipeout,
‎Got it, Lolo?
‎- I'm knackered, ‎- I don't give a shit,
‎Get moving,
‎We're 40 minutes away from the final, ‎We want the title,
‎- So let's get moving, ‎- No way we're getting a beating,
‎Not in front of our families ‎and not in our new kit,
‎- So we fight, We go for the title, ‎- I can't see you from the front, guys,
‎Steph doesn't have a clean ball ‎so you support him, Or we'll lose,
‎- Okay, we're on it, We're here, ‎- Come on!
‎Eddy, you dropped four balls, ‎It's way too many, So focus,
‎- Lepetit, you're out, ‎- Shit,
‎Marc, you're ten now, ‎Beram, outside centre,
‎- No problem, ‎- Yeah, mate,
‎They'll try to work you up and spoil ‎the game, Stay calm, play the game,
‎We are fast, skilled, talented,
‎Just play and we'll make it, ‎Simple, Okay?
‎- Knitters! ‎- Brave!
‎Come on!
‎- Come on! ‎- Come on!
‎Thank you, Come on, back in place,
‎We still need two,
‎Come on, Marc, You kick it over, OK?
‎Yes, yes,,,
‎Yeah, come on!
‎Come on!
‎Come here!
‎I told you they'd beat them, ‎They didn't let go,
‎Knitters!
‎Knitters, we are the Knitters
‎Knitters, what is your job?
‎- Knitters! ‎- We're here!
‎Enough now, you're drunk,
‎My mum let me stay out until three
‎To get wasted at the Pitchoulie
‎The Pitchoulie, the meeting place ‎of all the Basques in the country
‎I supported the Quality Pact even before ‎I knew the ergonomist was you,
‎I have no doubt,
‎- I can't drop the kids off tomorrow, ‎- I don't care, it's my weekend,
‎Franio!
‎What are you having?
‎A beer,
‎Two fresh ones,
‎We're in the finals
‎Do you always yell at them?
‎No, I knew we would win ‎so I was nice,
‎You're an optimist,
‎It's my best flaw,
‎We're in the finals ‎We are, we are in the finals
‎To us,
‎Yes, To our collaboration,
‎Stop it!
‎- You're soaking wet, ‎- Hey, play some music,
‎- Where were we? ‎- Here,
‎Let's dance,
‎Stop it!
‎Come join us,
‎- Sofiane told me a really good joke,,, ‎- Look at Vital,
‎- What's up with him? ‎- He's drunk,
‎Don't be like that, ‎Let me have fun, we're in the finals,
‎Why are you doing this?
‎- Shall we go with them? ‎- Yeah,
‎- We're going to the Vegas, ‎- No, not the Vegas!
‎- Drive safe, ‎- Of course,
‎- Not too drunk? ‎- I'm great!
‎Gladys,
‎- See you tomorrow, ‎- Stop it,
‎- They're peeing on my car, ‎- That means you're the chosen one,
‎Don't get your knickers in a twist,
‎We can't, tomorrow, ‎and that's the end of it,
‎Couldn't you make an effort, ‎as a friend? Do me a favour,
‎Who said we were friends?
‎That is very hurtful, ‎I thought better of you,
‎Calm down, you guys,
‎You're fucking the mum of my kids,
‎- Hey! ‎- All right, enough,
‎- Don't! ‎- Stop it, Frano,
‎The white knight
‎Fucks day and night
‎Let's go, I can take four people,
‎- Coming with me, Eddy? ‎- No thanks, I value my life,
‎- Can you drive? ‎- Don't worry, if we fall,
‎we won't fall fast,
‎It's Saturday,
‎and if we want a baby ‎we have to get busy,
‎Very classy!
‎Can someone take care of him?
‎I'm not coming with you, ‎I want to go home,
‎- I don't feel like partying, ‎- Can you take me?
‎We're going to run you over, you dummy,
‎Pathetic,
‎- Can I ride with you, Vital? ‎- I'm taking her,
‎- Come with me, Frano, ‎- It's better,
‎All right, mate?
‎What are you doing?
‎- I don't have a condom, ‎- I do,
‎I can't connect to the Wi-Fi, ‎I can't download it,
‎Bye,
‎Do you have Wi-Fi?
‎I have a meeting at 7am,
‎I don't understand, ‎it was working fine earlier,
‎- Life is full of mysteries, ‎- That's for sure,
‎Have fun,
‎Did you move Kiki?
‎Why?
‎He's annoying,
‎My radishes have grown a lot,
‎But still no carrots,
‎Radishes grow fast,
‎There,
‎There!
‎I really needed that,
‎Mado,
‎- Get lost! ‎- Open up,
‎Open the door,
‎Open the fucking door, ‎we're going to wake her up,
‎Open up,
‎Don't talk to me, ‎You put your tongue inside her mouth,
‎I had good reasons, Mado,
‎Open the door,
‎Open up,
‎How could you?
‎Think about the conversation we had,
‎Think about it,
‎Work hard, sweetie,
‎- Hello, Miss, ‎- Hi, Fanny,
‎Hi,
‎You didn't fancy her friend?
‎At least her dad doesn't know us,
‎This is going to get nasty,
‎- Hi, ‎- Guys,
‎- Hi, President, ‎- How are you, Azoug?
‎- All right, mate? ‎- Okay,
‎How are you?
‎- How are you? ‎- Good,
‎Hey, Vital,
‎Was she any good?
‎I'm only joking,
‎- All right, Azoug? ‎- Not bad,
‎How is Mado?
‎Come in,
‎Hello,
‎Have a seat,
‎Today I'd like us to fill in
‎an evaluation form ‎to determine your level of stress,
‎You mean now?
‎Do you feel ‎you have an excessive workload?
‎Never? Rarely?
‎Sometimes? Often?
‎Nothing happened, okay?
‎Yes, it's for the best,
‎We shouldn't have done it,
‎Exactly, Plus it's a breach ‎of my professional ethics,
‎We can't,
‎It's for the best,
‎Absolutely,
‎You should probably fill it out ‎yourself,
‎Okay,
‎Which machine are we on?
‎The B57, but they're all taken,
‎Let me know,
‎He's a strange guy,
‎Who?
‎Your guinea pig,
‎How was the party?
‎Did they behave?
‎You know what they're like,
‎I know ‎what after-match parties are like,
‎They're not always classy,
‎Actually they were lovely,
‎Lovely,,,
‎Lovely, how?
‎- Sucking up or lovely,,,? ‎- Decent and respectful,
‎You understand?
‎There is no coming back,
‎We're over, you said so yourself,
‎You'll regret this,
‎Sorry,
‎- Small or large? ‎- Small,
‎- Sugar? ‎- No,
‎It's easy for some and harder ‎for others, You just need to be patient,
‎Come on, five IVFs in three years,
‎We only fuck through test tubes now, ‎Can you imagine?
‎- Hi, ‎- All right?
‎What does the doctor say?
‎"You have to be patient, ‎Conceiving takes time," Blah blah,
‎Doctors' bullshit,
‎- Try wearing your rugby kit, ‎- Dickhead!
‎Okay,
‎- Hi, guys, ‎- New schedule,
‎- What are you doing here? ‎- I left Mado,
‎Hi, guys, How's it going?
‎Mado kicked him out,
‎You had it coming,
‎Your wife can't keep her trap shut,
‎- She didn't say anything, ‎- She talks too much,
‎She's not the cheater,
‎- What happens between us stays with us, ‎- Right,
‎We won't cope otherwise,
‎You can talk,
‎It's a problem ‎if you can't control your women,
‎Control yours first,
‎- I control my wife, okay? ‎- Calm down,
‎- What do you mean? I control her, ‎- Come on, stop it,
‎- I control my wife plenty, ‎- Lighten up, guys, Take a shit,
‎Have you seen the time?
‎- You're timing seconds? ‎- That's twice, now,
‎- Tomorrow will be the third, ‎- It's the morning, respect that,
‎- I respect the morning, ‎- Keep your stories to yourselves,
‎- Did you have a coffee? ‎- I keep mine to myself,
‎Don't ask me things, then,
‎- How do you know? ‎- I swear,
‎In the changing room,
‎I knew Mado would dump him,
‎Who cares if Mado dumped him, ‎or he dumped her?
‎They aren't together any more,
‎Izir, put the ball away, Hurry up!
‎Need a hand?
‎I'm fine,
‎Stop it!
‎Stop it, Don't play with that stick, ‎you'll blind yourself,
‎I said, stop it,
‎- Don't you have any homework? ‎- No,
‎Go get your workbook,
‎- Look after your brother, ‎- No, go get your workbook,
‎- I want to see it, ‎- Go look after your brother, Now!
‎- I want to see her homework first, ‎- No,
‎- I'd better go, ‎- Don't worry, she'll calm down,
‎No, she won't,
‎Let's go outside,
‎It's bad for your lungs,
‎- That's why you can't run, ‎- No, it's because of the pollution,
‎What did I say? Go to your room!
‎Okay, she's a pretty girl, ‎but I don't get what you're doing,
‎I need some fresh air,
‎We all go through that,
‎Now I can breathe, ‎I don't want to go back,
‎Azoug!
‎Wait, I'll be back,
‎Yes?
‎Be quiet!
‎- What? ‎- You bring him here?
‎You're the one who,,,
‎You bring him here ‎because you're just like him,
‎- I'm not, ‎- Yes, you are,
‎- I saw you, Get lost! ‎- It's not true,
‎- Fine, I'm going, ‎- Get out,
‎Pig!
‎Don't worry, I'm handling it,
‎- I'll leave you to it, ‎- Stay,
‎Get lost,
‎Thanks, See you tomorrow,
‎Vital,
‎What's going on?
‎You left your wife?
‎Yes,
‎Let's talk later,
‎- We need to replace it, ‎- Hello, sir,
‎Hello, Montaut,
‎- And we'll take care of,,, ‎- Yes, Lepetit, Thank you,
‎Don't worry about Panofi, ‎I'll do what needs to be done,
‎Guys, we're falling behind,
‎If we miss the deadline ‎we'll lose Panofi,
‎- So? ‎- You should have said,
‎It's not our fault ‎you made stupid commitments,
‎- And you're the brains? ‎- It's done now,
‎Either you work your arses off ‎to meet the deadline
‎or we put ourselves at risk,
‎Don't kid yourselves, guys, ‎The company has only 15 days leeway,
‎What do you mean by ‎working our arses off?
‎It means working overtime,
‎Paid?
‎Paid or not?
‎- Time off in lieu, ‎- I don't do unpaid overtime,
‎- We have no choice, ‎- Of course not,
‎Easy for you to say,
‎Yeah, ask your new dad ‎to work his arse off,
‎It's hard for everyone, ‎But it's in our best interests,
‎- You and your stupid orders, ‎- Without them you'd be unemployed,
‎- Calm down, guys, ‎- We're just talking,
‎About working overtime, unpaid,
‎- If you hadn't gone with that bitch,,, ‎- What did you say?
‎Vital, don't,
‎Stop it, for fuck's sake,
‎That's all you have to say?
‎Enough now, stop it,
‎- You, too, ‎- Enough!
‎- That's enough, ‎- Stop it!
‎- What's wrong with you? ‎- We're a team, for fuck's sake,
‎Some team, Don't count on me ‎for the final, I'm out of here,
‎You never touch the ball anyway,
‎- Don't play, we're not forcing you, ‎- You stupid turnip,
‎That's just how it is, Azoug,
‎- Don't start, ‎- Yeah,
‎- No more trouble, you hear me? ‎- Seriously?
‎- We have enough problems as it is, ‎- Shut up,
‎- He throws punches and he says that? ‎- Leave it,
‎Same with you, ‎No more trouble, Understood?
‎Vital, is that clear?
‎I'm glad you came,
‎I'm glad I found you,
‎- I'm a good cook, aren't I? ‎- I'm overcome,
‎No pun intended,
‎Our skin is so different,
‎I'm so white compared to you,
‎It's your aristocratic side,
‎Yeah, right,
‎I forgot my parasol,
‎You're more the natural type,
‎Yeah,
‎You could say that,
‎Hello,
‎How are you?
‎You were out all night,
‎I'm 26, Dad,
‎Did he drop you off?
‎Yes,
‎What are you playing at?
‎I'm not playing,
‎Is that a problem?
‎How is your report going?
‎I'm working on it, It will be good,
‎You're taking the piss,
‎You think it's funny?
‎No, not at all,
‎We have to go or I'll be late,
‎You go, I'll take my bike,
‎The perfect little labourer,
‎You arsehole,
‎- I didn't think you would go that far, ‎- For crying out loud, Alix,
‎You have a degree ‎and all your life ahead of you,
‎You have a great job offer in Canada, ‎You can't date a guy like him,
‎What do you mean "a guy like him"? ‎A labourer?
‎- Is that what bothers you? ‎- What's in it for him?
‎Do you really think ‎he's interested in you?
‎I know those guys, ‎You think he is in love with you?
‎Perfectly, I do,
‎I think it's possible, ‎You married a solicitor's daughter,
‎Exactly!
‎They have to talk,
‎- It's not Lolo's fault, ‎- No but,,,
‎What's written here?
‎What is written here?
‎"Baretti," ‎Why? Because I'm Baretti,
‎It's my name on the line, ‎Steph, you fucked up, now you fix this,
‎- It's getting ugly, I'm going, ‎- No more excuses,
‎You find a way to fix this,
‎Now!
‎I'm listening,
‎- I can't hear you, ‎- We can't go any faster,
‎- I can't do eight colours that quickly, ‎- How fast is it going?
‎- 14, ‎- How fast can it go?
‎They set it to 20 at the SNEC, ‎but we've never tried,
‎You set it to 20 then!
‎It's simple, I'm only asking you ‎to change the fucking setting,
‎The machine is fragile, ‎it can't go any faster,
‎- Like I said, ‎- Set it to 20 rounds per minute,
‎The right setting is 14, not 20!
‎They're setting it to 20 at the SNEC ‎and their productivity is 12% higher,
‎That's because ‎they have a newer machine,
‎- He's right, it won't cope, ‎- You're teaching me how to do my job?
‎- No, but I manage this team, ‎- And I manage this production unit,
‎So shut up and do as you're told,
‎If I ask you to set it to 20, ‎you set it to 20,
‎We're dead if we don't speed up,
‎Do you get it?
‎Then you'll sign a disclaimer,
‎- Excuse me? ‎- Want to set it to 20? Write it down,
‎You're all arseholes,
‎Set the machine ‎to 20 rounds per minute,
‎Back to work, And do as you're told,
‎Shame, it's going to break,
‎Montaut, you need ‎to understand something,
‎They picked me to manage all this, ‎not you,
‎So do as you're told, show some respect ‎and stop making a fuss,
‎What the fuck are you doing here?
‎Back to work,
‎- You've made an enemy, ‎- Fuck him,
‎- Set it to 20, ‎- It won't last 24 hours,
‎What can we do? Let's go,
‎You scared me,
‎Each time we sleep together ‎you disappear,
‎What do you want from me?
‎We only met two weeks ago,
‎So,,,
‎four kids, ‎to get extra child benefit,
‎- An MPV, a beach house,,, ‎- I'm serious, Vital,
‎I don't know what I want from you,
‎I don't want anything,
‎You told me to relax, so I have,
‎Take me home,
‎- To your dad's? ‎- No, not there,
‎To my place,
‎Come on,
‎There are over 50 temples in Ghorepani,
‎The Newars, Newars, ‎You hear that word everywhere,
‎Have you been to Nepal? You haven't?
‎You should, It's a great place, ‎Over there you just want to scream,
‎You feel so good over there,
‎Of course, you freak out a bit at first,
‎You freak out later too,
‎Look, I didn't show you this one, ‎It's my hotel in Ghorepani,
‎Those roads were a nightmare,
‎There was no hot water or anything, ‎But it's in the Himalayas and,,,
‎Leave him alone,
‎- Are you okay? ‎- Yeah,
‎- Are you bored? ‎- No,
‎- You're not dancing? ‎- I am,
‎I heard you found a great flat ‎in Montreal,
‎I'll be in New York, ‎We can meet, it's only an hour away,
‎No way,
‎- Yeah, why not, ‎- I'm totally in,
‎- When are you leaving? ‎- In two weeks,
‎That's the plan anyway,
‎You're not sure? You don't turn down ‎a job at McPherson's,
‎- A one-year contract, can you imagine? ‎- Nice!
‎Who's that?
‎Who cares?
‎Vital, what are you doing?
‎Where are you going?
‎I'm leaving,
‎You're leaving without saying goodbye?
‎You're leaving in two weeks,
‎So I'm going before it's too hard,
‎You're right,
‎I'd be really sad too,
‎Aren't you going?
‎Why didn't you tell me?
‎Are you angry?
‎What for?
‎If the Stade francais offered me ‎a trainer's job I'd go for it,
‎Even a kid's post, So go for it,
‎You could come with me,
‎To Canada?
‎Yeah,
‎- Yeah, but,,, ‎- But what?
‎My attendant isn't here,
‎I don't have the stuff,
‎DIVORCE PETITION
‎- Thanks for the letter, ‎- You're welcome,
‎You're the one who left,
‎Freedom comes at a price,
‎Don't worry, I accept instalments,
‎Please don't start,
‎- Let's go to my room, ‎- I'm coming,
‎You don't look well,
‎Young people are exhausting, right?
‎"Excellent work, Shows a solid grasp ‎of numeracy and counting,"
‎Your teacher's handwriting is terrible,
‎"Good participation, shows interest," ‎Very good,
‎"Behaviour: 19/20,"
‎That's great, ‎Well done, sweetie, You're a star,
‎- I have to go, I have a meeting, ‎- With your mistress?
‎- She's not my mistress, ‎- But Mum is your wife,
‎- Not any more, ‎- You're not divorced,
‎True, but still,,,
‎Things will never be the same,
‎I won't live here any more,
‎But I'll always be there for you, ‎You know that?
‎Right?
‎If you need anything, just ask,
‎Our machines are running at full tilt,
‎We need 36,000 metres by tomorrow ‎or we're dead,
‎- Okay, but,,, ‎- Hello,
‎Hello,
‎Here's my report,
‎Please,
‎We're listening,
‎The EU changed ‎the phonic standards last year,
‎So there are a few changes to be made,
‎On a thermic level too,
‎I assume your conclusions ‎are objective,
‎- Absolutely, ‎- Fine,
‎Thank you, Alix, ‎I will read it thoroughly,
‎Not now?
‎I will read it thoroughly, Thank you,
‎What's that?
‎I don't know,
‎Joseph, red plate,
‎Are you okay?
‎Yes, There's been an accident ‎at the Baretti factory,
‎What happened?
‎You had it set to 20, that's what,
‎They do it at the SNEC,
‎They have a different machine,
‎You do some research ‎before risking people's lives,
‎He's not dead, is he?
‎Take him to the nurse,
‎- Call the ambulance, ‎- I did, sir,
‎Need a hand?
‎- Lolo, let me help you, ‎- Leave me alone,
‎What a mess,
‎What?
‎I'm sick of this,
‎The way you look at me,
‎I'm sick of it, enough is enough,
‎You act as if I'm exploiting you
‎when I've been fighting for your jobs ‎for years,
‎But it's never good enough, is it? ‎You're pissing me off,
‎I'm done,
‎I'm selling, okay?
‎You'll deal with Dreyer, ‎Good luck with that,
‎Good luck, gentlemen,
‎- Jacques, wait, ‎- I don't believe it,
‎- You should go too, ‎- Go with your boss,
‎What's wrong with you? ‎Are you crazy?
‎- Jacques, ‎- Mr Baretti,
‎- Why are you doing this? ‎- Enough!
‎Give it to me,
‎Why are you doing this?
‎- Mr Baretti, ‎- Jacques, let's talk about this,
‎Eddy, I need a hand,
‎The thread gave in,
‎We need to change the whole system,
‎We have 34 machines ‎working round the clock,
‎which produce ‎3,000 to 4,000 metres a day,
‎- So that's the knitting section, ‎- Hello,
‎Mr Durieu will take over from me,
‎Thank you, Here is Quality Control, ‎Hello, gentlemen,
‎Then we have the stocks, ‎Please follow me,
‎They'll fire you anyway,
‎If I'm lucky,
‎I don't know how much I'll get,
‎Don't wait for me, okay?
‎I'll come as soon as I can,
‎- You won't come, ‎- I will,
‎No,
‎I will,
‎Eddy, you just talk to him,
‎- I'll do it, I don't give a shit, ‎- You do it,
‎You're all scared,
‎- Azoug, you talk to him, ‎- Marc, you do it,
‎- It's nothing to do with me, ‎- I don't care, I'm telling him,
‎- Hi, Vital, How are you? ‎- Hi,
‎- We have something to tell you, ‎- You're going to receive a letter,
‎- Yeah, ‎- Don't be upset,
‎It's not us, Our wives messed up, ‎they wrote some things,
‎Mado didn't ask for anything,
‎What letter?
‎Testimonies, for the divorce,
‎Desertion,
‎Adultery,
‎- Cool, that's nice, ‎- Tell me about it,
‎You see, Vital, ‎They let their wives do anything,
‎- Mine didn't do it, ‎- My mother neither,
‎Of course, your wife can't write,
‎Eddy, I'm not in the mood,
‎- You're not nice, ‎- Hello,
‎I'm going to the shop,
‎- Bye, ‎- Bye, See you later,
‎- Coffee, guys? ‎- A beer, more like,
‎- My head's about to explode, ‎- I can't drink, I'm on antibiotics,
‎- I'm not a doctor, ‎- Fuck the doc, give me a beer,
‎- We're too many, ‎- He's settled in nicely,
‎Still, he's in deep shit,
‎- All the same,,, ‎- Yeah,
‎He shouldn't have set it to 20,
‎- Let him be, it's not just that, ‎- Of course not,
‎We're more expensive ‎than the Turks or the Chinese,
‎- How can we compete? ‎- But we do quality,
‎It doesn't change anything, ‎We're fucked,
‎When you want to kill your dog, ‎you say he's got rabies,
‎- Tell us, will they keep us on? ‎- I hope so, or we're dead,
‎Let's not be negative, ‎The company is strong,
‎Baretti is selling, ‎we'll just have a new boss,
‎- That's it, Same as before, ‎- That's true,
‎- I liked Baretti, ‎- Me too,
‎He tricked us with his study, ‎He wanted to sell,
‎She would have told me,
‎That's why he's liquidating,
‎No, he's selling, ‎Can't you tell the difference?
‎There might not be ‎any redundancies,
‎It's not in their interests ‎to restructure the company,
‎So let's go on strike,
‎On strike?
‎We're not even working, you muppet,
‎They told us yesterday to take time off ‎in lieu, We haven't been laid off,
‎We're flexible, that's for sure,
‎- Right suckers, ‎- Elastics,
‎Just so you know, ‎you are entitled to retraining,
‎- Rubbish, ‎- It's a solution you don't agree to,
‎You'll block the factory, ‎And then what?
‎You know what? ‎Screw them all with their final,
‎- What are you doing? ‎- Screw Baretti, but we have to win it,
‎- Yeah, ‎- Fuck him, I'm not defending his shirt,
‎- Have you lost it? ‎- No, I haven't,
‎- I'm not playing with that shirt, ‎- Yeah, let's boycott the final,
‎It's stupid, guys,
‎I want to play, I'm going to play,
‎Are you all stupid or what? ‎This is our final, not his,
‎Sorry, Azoug, It's just a match,
‎- What? It took us months to get here, ‎- Give me that,
‎- We fought hard for it, and this is it, ‎- Exactly,
‎- This fucking final belongs to us, ‎- They're right,
‎Why don't you change the shirts?
‎- The final too, ‎- Yeah, it's for us, and only us,
‎That's what makes us strong,
‎We only have one match left,
‎It's our match, guys,
‎Come on, Vital,
‎Shirt strike,
‎What the fuck are you doing?
‎- Fuck, ‎- There you go,
‎There,
‎Feels good,
‎No, it looks like ‎the Bayonne Rowing Club,
‎- Really? ‎- How about that?
‎- No, it's disgusting, ‎- Guys, we don't have all night,
‎You're right,
‎Look, let's take this one,
‎It's plain and low-key,
‎- True, and the message is clear, ‎- I like it, Come on,
‎It's cool,
‎How many do we need?
‎- We take all of them, ‎- Yeah, all of them,
‎Come on, let's go,
‎Here,
‎Come on, hurry up,
‎- Close the fucking door, ‎- Come on,
‎Strikes are pointless anyway, ‎so it's not a bad idea,
‎It's quite good, even,
‎Hey, imagine the look on Baretti's face ‎when he sees all this,
‎FINAL ‎FRENCH CORPORATE RUGBY LEAGUE
‎Closer! Pass the ball,
‎- Do you want a biscuit? ‎- I don't like biscuits,
‎Me neither,
‎The ball is slippery, Careful, guys,
‎Line up!
‎- Jean-Phi, inside! ‎- Mark!
‎Outside!
‎See you later,
‎- Clear! ‎- Come on,
‎Come on, Thanks,
‎- Block it! ‎- Here!
‎- Knitters! ‎- Brave!
‎- We'll do well, ‎- Good luck,
‎To rugby,
‎To freedom,
‎Take a deep breath, guys, Breathe,
‎We're counting on you,
‎- Here we are, ‎- Believe in yourselves,
‎There's someone behind,
‎Someone's right on your arse, ‎on all your arses,
‎Come on, we're all leaders,
‎We're all leaders,
‎How did we get here?
‎We owe this to no-one,
‎We worked hard to get here,
‎- We're counting on you, guys, ‎- Come on, big guys,
‎Push! Come on!
‎Breathe out, Let go,
‎Jog on the spot, Knees up,
‎It wasn't all for nothing,
‎The bouclier is ours, we need it,
‎They can make it,
‎They played well in the semis, ‎Look, here's your daughter,
‎Hi, Marie,
‎- Hello, Jacques, ‎- Hi, Fred,
‎Hi, Alix,
‎- She's upset with you? ‎- A bit,
‎You could have said hello,
‎Why are we here today?
‎We're here for the family, ‎We're family,
‎The stand, our friends, ‎they're all family,
‎The injured, people who couldn't ‎make it or are no longer with us,
‎A brother, a grandfather, a friend,
‎They're proud of us, ‎they support us,
‎Despite all we've been through, ‎we're still here,
‎It's the last hurdle, One more hurdle!
‎We're not going to fall, ‎We're going to make it,
‎We know what to do, ‎We have a plan, We are strong,
‎Together we are strong,
‎We might never play together again ‎or see each other again,
‎Now's the time to externalise ‎and leave our problems behind,
‎Let's vent our anger here, together,
‎Come on, tighter,
‎Knitters! Knitters!
‎We couldn't miss it,
‎- Thanks, ‎- You're welcome,
‎Good luck,
‎I'll fuck your mum,
‎Can the Knitters jump? ‎Yes, they can!
‎Don't worry, ‎you made the right decision,
‎I promise you,
‎Knitters! Knitters!
‎Come on!
‎Come on, Filou!
‎Pass it!
‎- Play large! ‎- Hold on to him, Quequette,
‎We've got the ball!
‎Go Knitters!
‎- Thank you! ‎- We've got it,
‎Take your positions, Ready,
‎- Out, Left, ‎- I've got it,
‎Tacklers!
‎Come on, sweep it out,
‎Referee, it's a foul,
‎I don't believe it,
‎Come on, ref,
‎- Don't back down, ‎- Nearly there,
‎We're still ahead, guys,
‎Positions!
‎- It's shit, ‎- Wipe his shoe,
‎All right?
‎In defence, we're at home here!
‎It's okay, guys, Back off,
‎Come on, guys, Go Knitters!
‎Knitters!
‎We're going to come for you,
‎and give you ‎the thrashing of your life,
‎We'll see about that,
‎All right, calm down,
‎Back off,
‎- Get off! ‎- Let me go,
‎Take them both and finish them off,
‎You're done, gentlemen, ‎That's not how you play,
‎Thanks a lot,
‎Are you stupid or what? Why did ‎you do that? It's over, for fuck's sake,
‎Take a shower, Get lost!
‎Show me,
‎Look at me,
‎- Sit down, ‎- Come here,
‎Spit,
‎Sorry, Vital,
‎We go for their forwards, I'm changing ‎everything to revive our game,
‎Send them back home,
‎Courage, guys! Stay proud!
‎The ball, Manu,
‎To me,
‎Come on, guys,
‎Heads down,
‎Come on, guys, It's not over yet,
‎We still have a shot,
‎Ladies and gentlemen, ‎many thanks for taking part
‎in the final of the ‎French Corporate League,
‎There can only be one winner,
‎and the winning team ‎is Matra Olympic,
‎The losing team ‎is Knitters Rugby Club,
‎Good match, Captain,
‎Well done,
‎Good match,
‎Well done,
‎Good match,