[Happy music]
[Soft music]
[snoring]
[Mysterious muique]
[The father] Toto!
8:10 am, we're in a hurry!
Toto,,,
It's not possible,,,
It's not true,,,
Toto!
Toto,,,
Toto!
Toto?
Where is this kid? Toto!
[Soft music]
- Hello, - Hello,
What did you do?
- We are late, - [The father] Yes, uh,,,
I had 2-3 small unforeseen events,
Are socks on purpose?
This is the little unforeseen number 3,
And number 4, your son thought it was smart to organize a hide-and-seek when you woke up,
My son ?
And yours, And who is under your responsibility
- this week, - Until this morning, It is Monday,
- Am I responsible for your delay? - He doesn't want to go to school anymore,
- Whatever, - Honey, you don't tell your father that,
[The father] Isn't that true, maybe?
I want to go there, but not stay there,
- Toto,,, - We're not going to bicker
for his 1st day of school,
My 1st day?
There will be some
- many ? - Yes, my darling,,,
It is a chance, Millions of little boys would dream of going
there, If you spent your life on vacation, you would be bored,
- Even then I can't tell? - What?
That daddy says anything!
[Soft music]
Young man !
We never,,, Oh!
[screams]
- [Worker 1] What the hell are you doing? - [Worker 2] It's him!
[Cries of children]
Hello !
Already ill, Miss Blanquette?
All these kids suddenly, I allergic,
- Ah,,, - [Director] I'm happy
to see you again this
year because indeed,
our community is growing with the creation of an
additional class, and we welcome a new teacher,
[The father] She looks nice,
Grandpa says to never trust appearances,
This is not always true, You look wise
and well behaved and you are indeed,,,
No, that's not a good example,
,,, extracurricular activities, for example yoga, organic cooking
and mandarin, Our community is opening up to Asia
with a twinning with the city of Ponting, China,
And, in fine , thanks
to RJP companies,
children will have a new slide this year!
[cheers]
Yeah!
Your boss attacks children now?
Did you know?
I am an accountant, It's not the same department,
[Director] I give the
floor to Miss Petiteforêt,,,
Jolibois,
Jolibois,,,
Who will come and call the CM1s!
It's you,,,
[Slight applause]
Uh,,, Hello everyone,
So, uh,,,
If you are in blue CM1, you are in my class,
I am your new mistress, Miss Jolibois,
I'll make the call, You will
line up in pairs, just to my right,
So,,,
- Mila? - Present !
Hippolyte?
Present!
- Olive? - Present,
Carole?
Present,
Yassin?
- Present, - Be wise,
Igor?
Hello, mistress,
- Hello, - Boo!
It's my son,
I do not understand,
- is that the student you told me about? - Yes,
- He couldn't have been in my class, - You'll do fine, It will be fine,
Toto?
[Toto] He's not here,
It is true ?
No, no,,, He's here! The ! The !
Go tidy up,
- I'm not a room,,, - There,
Toto,,,
My buddy!
- Are you okay, Yassine? - It's okay,
This year, I will not be last,
So cute,,,
When he sulks like
that, he's even nicer,
It will be alright,
Yes, it's going to be fine,
A rhythm, a framework, rules,,, It will do him a lot of good,
A crazy good,,,
- New institute, new start, - New institute, new start,
[Miss Jolibois] Toto,,,
Can you
tell us who invented the school?
"Who invented the school,"
[Laughs]
Tell us if you know,
"The us if you know,"
The answer, Tell us the answer, Toto,
"We got the answer, Toto,"
Thanks, Toto,
He is going to make her martoto, the mistress,
- He's so smart,,, - Or completely stupid,
[Miss Jolibois] The one thanks to which all
children have the right to an education, is it,,,?
Igor?
Emperor Charlemagne, madam,
Son of Pepin the Short, he was crowned
emperor in Rome on December 25, 800,
Very well, Thanks, Igor,
This is the famous
- Charlemagne, - Ambience breaker
"number one",
[Miss Jolibois] Write it down in your notebooks,
"Charle,,, magne,"
Toto, is that noted?
- Yes, I put 20, - What do you mean,
you put 20?
On the one hand, he was an adult so he did not go to school, and on the
other hand, even as a child, he did not go because the school did not exist,
Pure genius,
I rated it 20 out of 20,
[Laughs]
We're going to take a break,
Okay ?
What are you doing ?
That way, I'll be able to keep
a piece of him wherever I go,
[A door opens,]
Well, well, well,,,
Duvivier, a review of the latest operations,
Of course, Mr, Petit, Right away, Mr, Petit,
[Duvivier] We have opened a 5th RJP grocery store,
The demolition of the old swimming pool has started,,,
And the owner of the old theater sells,
Necessarily, I convinced the
town hall to withdraw its subsidies,
And the madman who disfigures our
residential area, has he finally understood?
We sent him threats, the police, even bailiffs,
but for now, he's resisting,
You were supposed to take care of this problem, Duvivier,
I know, I,,,
Sorry,
Mr, Petit,
It will be resolved soon, Mr, Petit,
[Mr, Small] "Soon"?
You know that time,,,
- [in chorus] It's money! - Money, yes,,,
My money, Duvivier,
I'm sorry, Mr, Petit,
Jerome!
- Yes ? - From now on,
you will be in charge of this file,
I'm an accountant, I can't,,,
Yes of course, I'll take care of it, Mr, Petit,
Put on shoes,
- the next time, - Of course,
45 + 63?
- Igor? - 108,
It is very good,
- Luckily, - Toto?
28 + 43,
- 15, - On the board,
28 + 43,
16?
No,
I am in CM1, me, I do not pass the bac!
[Miss Jolibois] All right, We are
going to start again from the base,
0 + 0?
- It smells like a trap, - Still,,,
0 + 0,,,
Head to Toto!
[Laughs]
[Soft music]
[He meows,]
[A cat meows,]
Of course, but it's good!
Well done,,,
Did you see that ?
Nini, well done my baby,,,
Well done, my daughter,
Hey, shouldn't he be home?
He knows the way home,
From the house but also from the bakery!
[Toto meows,]
[He keeps on,]
[Toto meows,]
[He barks,]
[Meow of pain]
[The father] See, you worry about nothing,
What did you do?
I was playing with the neighbor's cat,
It was nice ?
Well yeah !
[The dad] Toto, your sister
has been walking since midday,
- And you just sit there doing nothing? - Do what?
Ben, call the police! It must be super far!
[To laugh]
Neither nor,,,
Your big brother is wonderful,
- Mrs ! - Yes, Toto?
Have you ever punished a student who did nothing?
Nothing ? Of course not !
That's good, I haven't done my exercise for today,
[Laughs]
You apply yourself or you start over,
And you don't move until you're done,
I had done nothing, Nothing at all,
Do you want me to help you ?
Would you like it?
If it makes you happy, it makes me happy,
Well if it makes you happy that it makes me happy to make you happy,,,
Yassine, the pass!
[Soft music]
Oh ! Ah!
Toto?
Toto!
Ah! Ah!
Toto!
[Throat clearing]
[Toto] Dad, it's funny, When I turn on
the water, it screams my name, Looked,
Toto,,,
Did you see ?
[The father] Toto!
Toto! Toto, stop this for me
right now !
It's not possible, this kid, Toto!
[Mysterious music]
[Meow]
[Mr, William] What is it for?
Mr, William,,,
- Let me introduce myself,,, - I know who you are,
We never met!
And I know what you are going to tell me,
- You come for Roger-Justin Petit, - No,,,
Not especially, Actually,,,
[growl]
It's possible, yes,,,
He wants to buy my house,
Buy your home? Not at all,,,
[growl]
Him, it would rather be the field that interests him,
I saw a parade of motivated salespeople,
big menacing arms, but there,,,
What are you ? Accounting ? And even,,,
Accountant, me? No,,,
- You're not there at all,,, - [growl]
Accounting, That's it,
We are inaugurating the Petit museum, Come !
Do you know why I'm always late?
- No,,, - You didn't see,
on the sign, it says: "School, slow down",
I wonder what they find in him,
Surely he has something that others don't,
A hidden talent,
And if not you, Carole, could
astrophysics interest you?
[Igor] You knew there was
several billion galaxies?
Several billion galaxies and we come
across the funniest guy in the universe,
I wouldn't have liked,,,
Do you know what a waterless shower is?
No,
- Seriously? - Yeah,,,
Ben, a "duchy"!
Huge,
Excellent, I love,
- What's funny? - You're too smart to understand,
- It's clear, - You're serious sucker,
[Alarm]
Olive asks if, when you're older, you'll want to marry her,
No, with us, we only get married as a family, My father with my mother,
my uncle with my aunt, grandpa with grandma,,,
The same goes for divorces, We can't either,
At least that will make him happy,
[Principal] The class
photo from two weeks ago,
1s later, your son fell on mine,
But she's not bad,
Frankly, She's fine, even, Huh?
She is awesome, Toto is so cute,
- Usually these photos,,, - Hmm,,,
Are you okay, Igor?
Not too shocked?
He survived,
But we came close to disaster,
Toto,,,
The photographer told me to get off quickly,
[The director] If it was occasional,
I don't say, but this is every day,
10, 20, 100 times a day, It can't go on,
Don't send him back,,,
Oh,,,
Put yourself in my place, I'm responsible
student safety,
If you are the one responsible,
you should be fired, No ?
One last chance, Toto, You understood well ?
You need to stop messing around,
[The dad] And bring us some
good notes to show that you can do it,
[The mother] Take an example from,,,
You know, your boyfriend there,,, Igor,
Or Nini,
- She is wise, - You exaggerate,
This week, I got 10 in math, French and history,
- Did you get 10 ?! - On 20 ?
Yeah,,,
4 in math, 5 in French, 2 in history, that's 10,
I think that's 11,
Even better,
Take it as a game,
You no longer chatter in class, you say yes to the
teacher when she asks you questions, and you will see,
your parents will give
you a royal peace,
They kissed !
- On the mouth ? - The cheek,
But still,,,
It doesn't seem to make you happy,
Grandpa,,,
I celebrate Christmas twice, my birthday twice,
I have two houses, two beds, two bathrooms,,,
I risk half of my fortune,
[He's laughing,]
[Miss Jolibois] Lili, very well, Guillaume, you applied yourself well,
Do you do the zigototo anymore?
It's a new game, it's super tough,
Carole,,,
18,
- Thank you Madam, - Very good work, Well done,
Yassine,,,
- Nice effort, - Ah thank you,
And I end with Toto,,,
Who did,,,
A drawing,
[Laughs]
Are you proud of yourself, Toto?
Yes mistress,
I was waiting for a draft,
Yes mistress,
And instead, you preferred to draw a bicycle or glasses,,,
It's a mototo,
It was before my big resolutions,
Have you made any big resolutions?
Will you lend me your copy?
It's a very good idea, By reading the copies of your comrades,
you will see what you should have done, you will progress,
My parents want to see good grades,
18, 12,,,
They will be happy,
What am I going to do in a museum?
- When you were left alone,,, - I cleaned up,
You mixed up all the products! The neighbor believed it was a chemical attack,
Yeah, but it was clean,
That's enough, No need to argue,
Okay,,, My boss will be there,
And lots of important people so hold on tight,
Hmm,,, that's what the shirt is for,
[In chorus] A real museum! Not an advertisement!
A real museum!
Mom is in a choir! I go !
No ! Oh no ! It's my week, you stay with me, Come on,,,
- A real museum! Not an advertisement! - Darling !
- A real museum! Not an advertisement! - Hush,,, Toto, stop, stop!
- It's sublime, really,,, - Very original,
This one vaguely reminds me of something,
Vaguely, yes,,,
Yes, yes, it is,,, Very big,
Golden, too,
With small trucks,
So ? How do you find that?
Me ? This?
Well it's,,,
It's, uh,,, Wow!
Completely, This is,,, wow,
Too strong,,,
What are you doing here ?
As director, my mother was invited,
And as I am interested in contemporary art, I came,
- You have seen ? - What?
Ah yes, yes,,,
The expressiveness of a work
is born from the constantly renewed encounter
between the sensitivity of the artist
- and that of the spectator, - You apologize me,
- the mini-babas are waiting for me, - Hold on !
Are you doing something on Wednesday?
I celebrate my birthday,
Wednesday, I have TV,
The fate persists, Jonah is forbidden to go out,
Yassine has football all week
and Carole helps Olive babysit her goldfish,
- It smacks of phony excuses, - You think ?
This is how young people today are, No morals,
Its sponge cake, its homemade pastry cream and its organic raspberry,
Good tasting,
Ah! Ah!
Really, you're really not funny,
- Thank you, - [Man 2] Ah, there he is!
Mr, Roger-Justin Petit!
[Cheers]
Hello,
It is with emotion that I have the pleasure
to welcome you to this new place of culture,
[He snaps his fingers,]
Well done !
These works,,, They are yours,
For the modest price of 15
euros, each inhabitant of this city
can now come here to find an
example of talent ,,, Of ambition,,,
And success,
- Well done ! - Well done,
Well done !
[Grinding]
Warning !
[Panic cries]
Mr, Petit, get up,
That's OK ! It's okay !
[Toto laughs,]
I like that, It's funny, I love !
Toto,,,
I need a culprit! Who was in charge of the inauguration?
I,,,
I had,,,
All was,,,
But,,,
I must not have been enough,,,
Or too,,,
Your resignation this afternoon,
My demi,,, Really? But uh,,,
- Jerome! - Yes ?
- Any news from the terrorist? - Who?
Your Toto,,, I take it he was severely punished?
I think,,, I'm not trying to excuse anyone,
of course, but I think it was, uh,,,
A joke,
- Sorry ? - That's it,
a simple joke,
A joke ?
- It's not me ! - We don't mess around in a museum!
- But it's not me! - Even a museum
to the glory of a crooked entrepreneur,
You did well,
- my Toto, - Dad !
[The dad] In any case, your achievement
did not go unnoticed, There you are, look,
We see you on the Pirate's blog
just before the 1st statue breaks its face,
- I swear I didn't do anything, - Don't swear,
you are in the image! Don't swear!
[We ring,]
I might lose my job,
You are there for nothing!
I am responsible for my son,
Half responsible, I'll call you back,
You would have seen him, he was furious,
He would have liked to throw him in jail,
- You work for a hell of a jerk, - Hush,,,
Okay, uh,,,
I negotiated,,,
And I found a compromise,
But,,,
Toto will not like it,
And me ? I will like it, me?
We have to board him,
It does not smell good,
You find ?
I don't feel anything,,,
Toto?
We need to talk,
It really smells bad,
No,,,
Oh no,,,
Jonah! Arnold!
Hi, Toto,
Let me talk,
- I said nothing, - You know
that you and me equal infinite love,
- Hmm,,, - That your eyes
are an ocean in which I drown,
But what good is it if my parents
cut me off Wi-Fi?
[Toto] Yassine!
Yassine, the pass!
Toto, sometimes the friends have a bad turnout,
"Influence", Yassine,
Sometimes friends are a bad influence,
- Toto, for example,,, - You,
You can tell him "you", he's there,
You, for example,
I didn't drop the statue,
And liar with that,,,
Better and better,
They accuse me but I did nothing!
Lets' go,
I am innocent !
I, N, O, S, A, N,
Innocent!
And you spend your days at school,
Even at night and even on Wednesday afternoon,
Well, this is my house,,,
Me, being there on a Sunday, I
am on the verge of an anxiety attack,
Well,,,
Do you have something to tell me?
I need your help,
I actually need a smart boyfriend
and I think you're the only one,
Relate to your house, where you live, You're a prisoner in the school, a bit,
Do you remember the statue at the museum?
- A real disaster,,, - But you saw that it was not me,
I especially saw that you preferred the TV to my birthday,
If I don't prove my innocence, I go to boarding school,
That's great !
No, it's horrible!
And my parents will get back together,
- They are separated ? - I'm pretty lucky,
If I help you, what do I earn?
I say more that you're a big
bean to his mother the director,
Or that your jacket gives you a look
of big bean to his mother the director,
But I would like to be funny,
Funny, you? Wouldn't you like something doable?
I'm motivated, I will work day and night,
It can't be learned, drôlitude, Either you have it or you don't,
- Too bad for you, - Wait, wait,,,
I'll try to make you be a little bit funny,
- Thank you, - But you help me
to prove my innocence,
So,,, I try and you tell me,
What is a pillow without a pillowcase?
Without pillowcase! A pillowcase !
You did not understand ? I was inspired by the shower without water,
But in "shower" there is an O,
While in "pillow",,,
There is no T, It needs to improve a bit,
Last Sunday the catastrophic inauguration took place
of the RJP Egocentric Museum,
Accident or sabotage,
anyway, it was successful,
[Toto] That's funny, I love it!
You could swear I did it,
- We don't see you pushing the statue, - Obviously
that no one sees me since I did not push her!
We have to find the real culprit,
- He would have to denounce himself, - Why would he do that?
Why, I don't know, But how, I have an idea,
My dad is super good at it, When I come home from school he shouts:
"Toto, what have you done again?"
Me, I confess right away,
What if you haven't done anything?
Ben,,, It never happened,
I may have another idea,
I knew I could count on you,
[Igor] What can't we see?
Grandpa, mom,,, Fabrice, cosmonauts,
the grocer,,, Or a marmoset on a tricycle,
Not at all,
The one who filmed, who owns all the images,
If we identify it, we might be able to,,,
We must stop there, I have the right to only 20 minutes of computer per day,
Are you serious ?
I never disobeyed, It's not going to start today,
You get used to it very quickly,
No, I don't like it,,,
I feel bad, I have trouble breathing,
[Igor gasps,] I'm going to have a panic attack,
Igor, I like your plan,
But it's just that looking in a picture
someone who is not there,,,
Hold on ! The ! The ! In the reflection of the glass!
- Oh no, not him,,, - But who is it?
Don't tell me that we're going to commit a burglary,,,
But no !
Oh, you scared me!
We're just gonna go home to Mr, William without him knowing
to discreetly steal the images from his computer,
What vaguely resembles a burglary,
Hey,,,
The 1st of the class in the house,
Isn't that great?
It is especially fishy,
Ladle, ladle,,, No, not necessarily,
- Yes ? - It is true
that they have been locked up for 2 hours without a sound,,,
- He said he had a job, - Ladle
from louche, that,
- [Horns] - Good,,,
I have to go,
Fabrice,,,
Fabrice!
You manage all this little world,
- Okay, - Okay ?
- I keep an eye on them, the lads, - Yeah,,,
Exactly, Huh,
Fabrice,,, Come on, see you later,
See you later,,,
- It's okay ? - Hello,
Here,
So,,, what do we start with?
Ben,,, That one, the closest,
Come on,,,
You have to understand that with us, the child,,,
is at the center of the educational project,
- It's good, - The child obeys!
The child is silent, And the child advances, In the mud, if necessary,
Understood ?
[In chorus] Understood, chief!
Okay, Understood,
Ah yes, I,,,
I did not understand
- the military side, - Our teachers
are handpicked former legionaries,
- You're late, potato! - Chief,
Operation "Extermination of Rats" is a success,
You're late, potato!
And you ! We stand up straight!
Sorry, but,,, Excuse me, I,,,
It's violent to call a child potato!
Unless that's his name, of course,
[The chef] A delay is a chore of potatoes,
Ah,,,
[They refrain from laughing,]
[The mother] Did you understand?
No,
And a giggle is three days away!
Sorry,,,
There is no evidence that he will sleep,
You saw him like me, he came home, he closed the curtains of the 1st,
If that doesn't smell like a nap,,,
But that doesn't tell me how we're gonna get into Mr, William's place,
[Grandpa] Break into Mr, William's place?
Sir, that's not what you think,
We're going to rob the neighbor and come back,
Heard,
Have fun,
Don't move, grandpa, If anyone comes, cough,
[Grandpa is coughing,]
Hush,,,
Igor,,,
Your turn,
Go ahead,
If the teacher saw that!
If she saw what?
Toto 1st ahead of Igor,
[Disturbing music]
[Igor] Everything is fine,
Hush,,,
[Toto] Igor, don't mess around,
- It's you who,,, - Follow me, Don't touch anything,
Ah,,,
Meow,,,
Meow!
It must be the other's father,
So him, his father's father,
And he, the father of his father's father,
So him, probably the father
of the father of the father,,,
[Grandpa] So the brats,,,
It gauze?
- Hush! - Rest assured,
I didn't go through the cat flap, It was open,
Here, I wanted to tell you that everything
is fine outside, No one on the horizon,
Thanks grandpa but you were supposed to be on guard,
- Well, I'm going back, then, - Yes,
- And you move more, - Yes, but
I'm a little bored, nobody is there,
Grandpa,,,
[Toto] Igor, over here!
The pirate,,,
It's Mr, William,,,
We should go,
It's not okay ? We turn on the computer and I prove my innocence,
[Beep]
- He's kidding, this thing,,, - Try
another button, for example this one,
[Beep]
I can't turn on your computer,
[Beep]
You're lucky I'm
not calling the police!
I have to see the images
from the museum video!
I am accused of having farted
everything at the Petit museum,
Not easy, the Willie,
[The door opens,]
Did you sabotage the opening?
Not exactly, But,,,
My parents believe it, Mr, Petit thinks it's me,
Even me,
It was wonderful, Really,
I haven't laughed so much in 20 years,
But it's not me!
The enemies of my enemies are my friends,
What can I do for you?
- [They watch the video,] - There you go,
- It is all I have, - Yeah,,,
I had a doubt, but there,,,
I wanted to denounce Petit,
He bought the city house after house and that shocks no one,
So I filmed, I was not allowed, but,,,
The statue,
- it's not me, - [Grandpa] You're sure
that it's not you?
But yes, grandpa!
[Igor] Mr, William hates Petit,
He may not be the only one, Let's find out who had an interest
to harm him,
Carole!
What are you talking about ?
There in the garden!
You have to understand that with us,,,
It is the child who is at the heart of the educational project,
- Yes, This is the basis, - Yes,
Here the children are free
and face authority in complete freedom,
Okay,,,
[Howls]
- They confront each other well, - Aren't they confused?
No,,, No, they gain autonomy,
Hold, Noémie, would
you like to come, please?
Die, bitch,
She doesn't want to talk to us,
We respect it,
We give it time to grow and
find its way to success on its own,
We will think about it,
What are you doing here, mood breaker?
[Toto] It's up to us to ask you
- what are you doing here, - I was looking for you,
Here, From Olive,
"Dear Toto, the weekend without you is a starless night
"and I cross it like a blind man
"Can't wait to find her flashlight, Olive,"
[Carole] The signature
is written in her blood,
- Disgusting! - In real life it's beetroot juice
but it's a secret,,,
Even more yucky,
[Igor] Do you know what
an atmosphere without air is?
Igor,,,
It's just not the right time,
It matters, the moment in a joke, There, we are investigating,
Are you investigating?
We have to prove that it was not Toto who
broke the statue that Toto broke but,,,
[Mr, William] We were making a list
people likely to resent R,-J, Small,
Like Miss Jolibois,
The mistress ?
My mother told me that she used to run the cultural center before,
- What does it have to do with Petit? - 2 years ago,
he bought the center,,,
And he built his rotten museum instead,
Revenge,
- A mobile ? - I have always found it suspicious,
the mistress, She's hiding something,
[Toto] I even think I know where,
- In his secret closet, - Where is he ?
- I go, - Me too !
It is locked, He is 2m from his office,
We can't,
Hey, ho,,, don't worry! I have a plan,
[Small strokes]
Toto,,,
Give me that ball,
[Exclamations of surprise]
Mistress,,,
Confiscated!
The incident is closed,
We will move on to the calculations, I
asked you for today to learn the table of 7,
A volunteer ?
Toto,,,
It's a surprise, but ok,,,
♪ Lalala, ♪
♪ Lalala, the ♪
It's okay, Toto, thank you,
Is that all you remembered?
The lyrics aren't that yet, but I know the music,
Uh,,, 2 of 20,
You can sit down,
Olive?
- Yes mistress ? - Do you know your lesson?
[Alarm]
See you tomorrow,
We are not allowed to be here,
When the bell rings,
we go out calmly,
I have for 1mn,
All my toys that Mme Jolibois confiscated from me!
My Superman eraser!
My Turbo-Challenge car!
My whoopee cushion!
[Pet]
Igor,,,
It's not the moment,
And my bouncing ball,
If Jolibois sees that your ball has disappeared,
she'll understand that her closet was opened,
Smart, I admit,
- Bad,,, But smart, - You have to go,
- Miss Blanquette is going to do her rounds, - The !
Looks like a diary,
A diary is intimate!
It should not be read under any pretext,
So,,,
"September 2,
"Finally back to school,
"What a joy to discover my students!
"September 9th, I can't take it anymore, Toto is still making his own,
"Roll on All Saints' Day,"
She mostly talks about you,
Wrong path, We close the closet, we put the key and we go,
Hold on,,,
What is that ?
Oh damn,,,
With us, the child is at the center of the educational project,
It vaguely tells me something,
- Hello, Headmistress, - Hello, Penelope,
Respecting the rules is important
but we refuse to establish any balance of power,
- Good day, Madam Director, - Hello,
- Do your students play golf? - It's excellent for concentration,
Magnificent,
They go horseback riding,
Hello, Madam Director,
They all do 1 hour of athletics every morning,
That, he will not like,
No, That, he will not like,
Doesn't he like sports?
No, It's the morning he doesn't like,
[The mother] Toto
is a bit special,
Each child is special,
Yeah, but we're apart
so maybe it has it a bit,,,
Was he wise before?
He has,,,
He was already,,, Toto,
He's always been very Toto, hasn't he?
Completely Toto,
Parents believe they are the source of everything
but the child has its own identity,
I guarantee Toto will be treated well here,
and that it will be transformed,
How long have you been here?
11 years old,
Still 23 years, 3 months, 12 days and,,,
4h, and I retire,
And you ?
Keep morale up! There are public holidays!
Thank you,,,
[She blows her nose loudly,]
[Toto] Red alert, I repeat, Red alert,
Toto in Caca, You receive me ? I repeat,
Toto in Caca,
Hey ! My name is Carole, Ca-role,
Well received, Caca,
[Suspense music]
We won't find better,
I don't want to be transformed into our Toto,
You imagine it,,,
Wise,,,
It would be more of our Toto,
Listen i will talk
to M, Petit, Maybe he will understand,
And if he doesn't understand, too bad,
It is true ! There is a way to work without working for him!
[Jerome sighs,]
Thank you,
Come on,,,
Yes,,,
I won't last long,
[A cell phone rings,]
Hello?
Yes, yes, it's me,
Who ?
Uh,,,
Yes,,,
Give me 10 minutes, I,,,
Okay,
It's heard,
She received a very bizarre anonymous call,
What was weird?
Nothing, That's what's weird,
It's late, I have to go home, My mom will be worried,
I have to feed my cat, Otherwise, he's in a bad mood,
[Carole] Did you understand correctly? Did she say 10mn?
Math is not your thing,
Get down!
Wow!
Too beautiful,,,
You were right, Toto, Miss
Jolibois leads a double life,
- I do not understand anymore, - Welcome to the club,
Wasn't she supposed to hate Petit?
It's over there,
- You're welcome, - Thank you,
We have to find a way back,
[Mr, William] It's not won,
Forget the cultural center, our past disagreements,
Do like me !
Look to the future!
What to say,,, I did not expect this,
but,,, I can not abandon my students,
You will be replaced, What is the problem ?
[Mr, Small] You are dynamic, you are inventive,
you have a crazy talent,
Don't waste your time in a school
who will never recognize your worth,
This museum needs you,
I need you,
I knew I could count on you,
The large Petit museum will reopen as soon as possible,
- It was inaugurated last month! - Nothing happened last month,
Good, Mr, Petit,
Like you want,
- [Knock,] - Yes?
[The dad] Hello, Sorry,,,
- I'm disturbing you,,, - Jerome, come in,
- Do you know Mlle Jolibois? - Of course,
- Hello, - Hello,
It is the teacher
of my son, - [Mr, Small] The teacher,
not at all,
Here is the new director
of the Petit museum,
Oh ok,,,
- Well done, - Thank you,
And so,
- by the end of June for Toto,,, - Toto, what?
Toto is in a new school!
In another town,
- no ? - So, uh,,,
Precisely, that's what I wanted to talk to you about,
With his mother, we thought a lot
and the boarding school, all that, no,
Impossible,
Toto?
It's super dangerous!
It seems solid
- but,,, - What are you doing here?
It's her ! The museum, the statue,
that's it! She has a secret closet
and a diary, She hates you,
Toto, stop!
Is it wrong, maybe?
I was not at the inauguration of the museum,
- That doesn't prove anything, - She wasn't there,
I'm calling security,
Or it's you,
Better and better,
Toto,,,
Or you ! You were looking for an excuse to
send me to boarding school, You did it all,
Stopped, You make me ashamed,
Accuse all those who were at the inauguration!
Your director, my colleagues, and your
boyfriend, there,,, The,,, The bean,,,
- Igor, - Igor!
Igor?
- Really, you're not funny, - Wednesday,
I celebrate my birthday,
I have TV, sorry,
- You saw that I was there for nothing, - And that you avoided my birthday,
What is funny about "a duchy"?
You are too smart to understand,
Revenge,,,
We may have a motive,
It was not the mistress who wanted to take revenge on Petit,
It was Igor who took revenge on Toto,
[Daddy] I'm sorry, really, I,,,
Yes,,, come on, Toto,
Lets' go,
Say goodbye,
Goodbye, Goodbye,
You make me ashamed,
It won't bother you anymore, Promised,
I would have risked my job to avoid your pension, but there,,,
You don't give me a choice,
Go! At boarding,
I know what you did,
But I didn't do it on purpose,
Did you tell them?
No,
When your name is Toto, you don't throw a friend,
♪ Does ♪
♪ can you hear me? ♪
♪ Do you see me? ♪
♪ It's less fun ♪
♪ When you're not around ♪
♪ He looks so rotten ♪
♪ Your boarding school ♪
♪ It's worse ♪
♪ than the prison to be there ♪
[Nini] Toto,,,
Did you hear?
His first word!
- Toto,,, - I know, Nini,
We also miss him,
It is true that we get bored a little without him,
- Dad,,, - It's true that we're bored,
Not you ? Yes,,,
Yes, you get bored,
What's wrong ?
You only read three books this week,
It was I who broke the statue,
Stop with this story, Igor!
Do a little trigonometry, it will relax you,
Wow!
Really, you're really not funny,
[Mr, Small] These works,,,
They are yours,
This is your museum,
And a few apples,
1kg?
No, One will suffice,
Serve yourself,
Thank you,
Your son would have taken the bottom one,
I know,
Everything would have gone wrong, A little fun!
I tried but no one believes me,
We will never forgive you but we believe you,
That's too unfair,
And also a little annoying,
No one can imagine me doing anything stupid,
You never worry,
Yesterday, I stuck a piece of chewing gum under my table,
Wow,,,
A stupidity, it must be seen,
You should make a huge joke to show what you're capable of,
What do you think ?
To nothing, I suck at huge jokes,
If my buddy was there, he would find the idea of ​​the century,
Maybe it can work out,
[Nini chirps,]
Where is my father?
He's been out, it's been a while,
[Fabrice] He spoke of kidnapping,
[Grandpa] I repeat that I am
the grandfather of one of your boarders,
In English ?
I am the grandfather of your 'pensionnaire ',
Okay ? Toto!
- The one who does stupid things, - None of our students do,
So that,,,
Visits take place on weekends,
So where is the problem?
We are Friday, The weekend is from Saturday to Sunday,
1st news,
Is it written somewhere?
- What are we going to do ? - I do not know,,,
Hold on,,,
What do we do today ?
Great, we will improve,,,
Class!
Shame, yes,,,
- [Ringtone] - [Brouhaha]
Have you not seen Toto?
We are looking for a certain Toto, You know him ?
No, Not seen,
Toto?
I missed you so much!
What are you doing there ? You can't be here,
- We're coming to get you! - To help me prove your innocence,
I have a course in axial symmetry,
It's not gonna be cake, but we're gonna get you out of here,
I can not, I have a course in axial symmetry,
We are sure
- that's him? - Help us,
Make up the biggest joke of all,
It's more my thing,
We eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day,
we play golf and we study axial geometry,
- Toto,,, But it's horrible! - They brainwashed him,
I don't want to bother
anyone anymore,
I will stay here,
No, You come immediately prestoto,
Madam, these are not students!
Puree !
What are you doing ?
They will no longer be able to recognize us,
Battle of mash!
[Cheers]
Ah! Stop!
[Alarm]
Hmm,,,
- We are evacuating a casualty, - What's wrong with him?
A chicken attack,
He's having trouble breathing,
HM hm,,,
Stop them!
Catch them!
Excuse me, I am going to do wrong, Sorry,
Thank you,
Aaah!
This way !
Youhou!
Wow!
I have decided to run for municipal elections,
[Applause]
Thank you, Thanks thanks,,,
Thanks thanks,,,
We will therefore no longer need a building permit
and we'll pay our local taxes,,, to ourselves,
- It is convenient ! - Brilliant, Mr, Petit,
It's good but,,, Finally,
The Mayor does not represent himself?
We did a lot of work in his lovely house,
[Employee] Yes, I saw the pool,
- Magnificent, - And in exchange for some services,
he will rather give up his seat than end up in prison for corruption,
It's certain,
And the voters?
Do you plan to buy them?
Jérôme, you see evil everywhere,
And I don't like your tone at all,
The locals know
what they owe me,
- And you owe them your fortune,,, - [Beeps]
Sorry, My ex-wife,
Excuse me, Hello?
[The mother] Jérôme, it's my father,
- Yes ? - He disappeared
since this morning, It worries me,
- Grandpa ?! - You know,
he likes you, Didn't you see him, by any chance?
I arrive !
No, Jérôme, I'm counting on you,,,
No, you'll be fine without me,
[Toto] You have to work to have a good job,
Thinking of others, To feel useful,
No longer to shame my parents,
At the boarding school,
I don't harm anyone,
♪ Can you hear me? ♪
♪ Is that really you? ♪
♪ You're no longer my Toto ♪
♪ I don't recognize you ♪
- How many fingers do I have? - 3,
Right answer, He is not in his normal state,
[Mr, William] We can't stay here long,
They have to look for us,
My mother is going to kill me,
She will be so happy! You will have a console,
She doesn't even know what it is! What's this ?
[Toto] Well, it's not all
that but I have golf at 5pm,
Thanks for the walk,
- Sit! Move more! - [Grandpa] I can't
return it to its mother in this state,
Do you know what a dragonfly is called without its wings?
No ?
An "ibéu"!
Yeah, not bad!
Toto?
You laughed!
Yeah, well, an "ibéu",
it's funny, isn't it?
In addition, a dragonfly has 4 wings,
And in the word too, 4 L,
It's a lot of fun,
- Did you find that alone? - Glad you liked it, Zoology,
does that speak to you?
How many fingers do I have?
20 with the toes,
And 21 if you count my,,,
[Grandpa] Toto, oh,,,
- Any grandpa news? - Any,
It's not true,,,
Igor did not come home,
- No news from Yassine, - Olive is missing,
With Carole, I imagine,
I understand nothing,
- [Ringtone] - Wait,,,
Hello?
What, "Toto"?
Kidnapped?
No, I don't know where he is!
Pass it to me, Hello?
You are panicking for nothing!
I suspected it,
When did you see him?
He should have been with her!
Shut up !
I may have an idea!
I would have to do
something crazy,
Nothing will ever be as funny as the statue,
[All] Yeah,
Or,,,
We should go,
They won't come looking for us here,
"Search", no,
They found us,
Damn it,
This way, This way !
- Toto! - Igor!
They are there !
Ah yes, wait,,,
Hurry up! Help me,
Get in the car ! By car !
- Get back in the car, Hurry up, - Igor!
Hurry up!
Go quickly !
- Igor! - Yes,,,
Speed ​​up, William!
- Come on! - Yes !
Come on !
Speed ​​up!
Yes !
[Screeching tires]
- What are you doing ? - 30 an hour,
It's not okay ?
- How stupid he is! - [honks the horn,]
It's okay ! 2mn!
It's crazy, that,,,
Take off your foot!
[Howls]
You're ill ?
How fast are you getting there?
He can go faster,
- I didn't ask you anything, - Don't touch grandpa,
- Your speech, Mr, Petit, - Ah,,,
You are beautiful,
Follow me,
[Igor] I'm not going to make it,
You already did it,
But on purpose, it's harder, And it didn't go very well,
Exactly,
"My,,, My dear collaborators,,,
- "Mes ch,,," - What a voice!
Yeah,,, I'll improvise,
Hello, Mr, Petit,
Miss Jolibois,
- I hope everything will go well, - Yes,
I had the video surveillance reinforced, the
windows blocked off and we have two security guards,
Your turn,
Toto?
Toto,,,
Is,,,
I asked you to get rid of this
horrible kid and his gang of bad guys,
I see only one wrongdoer here,
Just one, Small,
Roger by his first name, Does that mean anything to you?
Go ahead !
But go ahead!
Igor,,,
Mum ?
But what are you doing ?
I go,,,
You will let go of me!
Well done, Jerome,
We were almost there,
[Screams]
[Some laughter breaks out,]
[Applause]
- Well done, Toto! - Well done !
Well done !
He is strong, my son!
He really is your son when it suits you,
[They chant his name]
I appreciate what you did to save me,
Really,
Well done, buddy!
Isn't that my son?
When he brings a zero or messes up your cell phone,
- it is rather "my" son, - That's what I said, "My son",
- No, you just said the opposite, - Absolutely not !
Perfectoto,
Jonas, where are you going this summer?
In Indonesia,
It is far !
Indonesia is an archipelago located in Asia,
Who knows what an archipelago is?
Toto?
I know what it is for,
So, what is it for ?
To dig architrous,
[Jolibois] It is also a set of islands and
islets forming a country, Another country ?
- The Chinese, - China, yes,
Another ?
- Marseilles, - It's a city,
not a country,
America,
The United States of America,
Come to the board, Show us
where is America,
No,,,
Exactly,
Very well, It's here,
And do you know who discovered America?
Igor?
Toto, ma'am, Just now,
I taught him everything,
What are you doing ?
Ben,,, I'm in love,
My heart is a volcano that pours rivers of flowers,
You are from,,,
Igor?
I saw how you looked at yourself with Toto, I am 9 years old,
- I'm not going to end up single, - [Jolibois] I still have
to wish you happy holidays,
I was absent for a long time, I am sorry,
I made bad choices for the wrong reasons,
I made a mistake, The adults also do stupid
things but less funny than those of the children,
So Toto,,,
Thank you for the lesson, I'm happy to have been your mistress,
Thanks, Toto,
Hou hou!
[Cheers]
♪ Can you hear me? ♪
♪ Do you see me? ♪
♪ Igor I miss you when you're not around ♪
♪ I want to spend my life in your arms ♪
♪ Even if I don't understand everything when you talk to me ♪
♪ L a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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