Vlado!
What's up, brother?
We're making a cake,
What cake?
A cake for Halloween,
Please, what Halloween? Have you seen the state of the kitchen?
It's superb! So what?
Let's put it in the oven!
Listen,
someone pissed in the lift again,
I've had enough! My bags are dropped all down the stairs,
I can't take it anymore!
- Wait a minute! - Everything's fine!
To top it all, the Polish woman got the Bussey Building Renovation Project!
- But easy, next year,,, - It isn't your job to clean,,,
- Let me clean it up, - Give me the mop,,,
I'm sick of it,,, I want to clean it!
Such filth! We'll die in this filth!
The Polish woman got it! They gave it to her,,,
It's not your job to clean the lift!
She won the commission, so I'll clean!
I should have won the project, but no!
I won't make it
as an architect in this country!
Look, I'm freezing, I'm going inside,
Wait, go downstairs and pick up the food,
Come on,
Let's pick it up, What are you doing?
Come on, man, please,
Quick, people are coming,
Who dropped toys down the toilet?
Jojo, where's your other sock?
The frog is in the toilet,
I'll live there one day,
Pardon? Better buy something on the moon,
With this gentrification,,,
Exactly with this gentrification,
Brother, you use such trendy words,
- Do you know what gentrification is? - Of course, I know, it's my job,
- What does it mean? - Improvements and rising prices,
- Gentrification, sister, is when,,, - Yes?
,,,middle classes move in the working class' neighbourhoods
and change
the local character,
And you read that in some Socialist dictionary
in Peckham Library, didn't you?
- You spend too much time there, - Too much, yeah,
While others kill themselves working in the zombie apocalypse,
- What are you trying to say? - What am I trying to say?
- Are you suggesting something? - Yes, I am suggesting something,
What? That I am a zombie?
Who's paying your bills?
The zombie,
And who's looking after your kid and deals with the boiler man?
A crocodile,
Nice one,
Do it like an eagle,
Do it like a,,,
an elephant,
Do it like a cat,
Wait, think about it,
Here your Mum will do a project,
What do you think?
Come on, kitty, what's up dear?
Sweet pussycat, what are you doing here all alone?
Who left you all by yourself?
What's up?
Look what I've found,
Let's see,
This?
And,,,
- And it's close to here, - That's good,
You can be a history teacher, which is absolutely great,
But you have to take
a one-year training course,
pedagogical,,,
It's called postgraduate,
But I've done all this in Bulgaria,
Here they recognise our university degrees,
but not our work experience,
And your work experience was only six months,
They wouldn't accept it,
Study this,
- I have work to do,,, - Wait, stay here,
I can't,
Wait, what postgraduate course?
How many postgraduate courses should I take?
I have a Master's degree from Bulgaria!
They want you to build a teacher's profile or something like that,
And if you apply for this scholarship
it won't matter, because they only care to take your money,
"Postgraduate course" means "Master's degree"! I have it!
So do I, but now I have to finish the damned project,,,
I'm sick of working in bars, you know,
Read it, If you don't understand something, tell me,
Let me do my work,
If it's so hard to find a job here,
what are all these people living off?
Brother, are you pretending you don't know?
They are on benefits, that's what,
Why can't we live off benefits too? And not waste our time anymore,
What are you talking about? Why did I leave "Bulgaristan"?
Because of the mafia and arse-kissers,
I didn't come here to be a leech!
I'd rather be a zombie than live on benefits!
What was that?
The ginger one,
The cat - you saw it too?
- Wait, not that salami! Don't you dare, - Just one slice,
Don't you even think,,, It'll come every day!
It won't! It's perhaps starving,
This is a cat! It can find food alone!
It'll start coming every day and Jojo will see it,,,
I told you, no salami! Stop this!
Where are you going?
Good luck with your project,
We've got to wash him
and he's got to live with us!
Let's show mum what we found outside,
However get out in the other room, I don't have time for you now,
We must wash him
and he must live with us,
Bravo, Please wash him, wash yourself too,
Leave me alone,
My deadline is tomorrow and I'm going mad,
And on top I've got an extra shift at my stupid work,
- Alright! - It's not alright,
- And calm down, - Quiet!
I simply had enough, I need silence!
This work will drive me crazy,
No!
Wait pussycat,
I've got to,,,
Let me see where you're hiding,
Kitty, I'll give you something,
I felt sorry for it,
It's dusty down there,
Watch over that side,
It ran away, In the kitchen,
There he is,
The cat's "traveling" very slowly,,,
I can't believe this!
I will sleep next to you,
With me? And the cat,
Nice,
Here we are with the kitty,
I have to say "plenty of money", - Oh, sorry, Again,
"Antepenultimate",
I'll take your guns and I'll put an end to this war!
- Do you hear me? - Yes!
Enough!
This lift has become a toilet, I'm sick of carrying bags up the stairs!
- What's happened with the project? - Nothing,
- Why? - I've had enough!
My pathway project went down the drain but,,,
I'd better win the coffee shop project,
You'll get something eventually,
Even if I do, I don't know how much it'll help with the bills,
£26,000 for the repairs! I don't know what we're going to do!
That's it, We'll be paying for these scroungers!
They lie about all day,
get their benefits, smoke weed!
I always thought that this bill is for the whole building,
Brother!
The entire bill is a million and a half,
This is divided between us, the flat owners,
The ones on benefits pay nothing!
That's the situation,
And they receive new bathrooms and kitchens for free!
I'll call Kiro for the job with the TV aerials,
Nice to know Kiro,
You can be installing aerials all your life, till retirement,
till you die you won't be able to pay this,
For two windows -
£26,000,
As if they are made out of gold,
And they say - Bulgaria is a corrupt country,
The Council launders money freely,
It's because their lower-middle classes don't dare to oppose,
They can put their pants down,,,
You know, like the Russian
when the White Army came
and then the Red Army,,,
In both cases - you bend over and take it!
Very strange,
What is the next number?
Next one is 27,
Why is this 4, 5, and then 26? What's the logic?
Why have they burned this thing,
what kind of people live here!
- I found 45! - Where, show me!
Don't think you, little,,,
You'll see, we'll be next,
They wouldn't do such costly work,
if they were planning on demolishing the building,
They'll recoup their money easily,
My cat,
I came to take it,
So you like climbing,,, You like it!
Boys, what are you doing there? Get back here, quickly!
- We took the cat for a walk, - Come up quickly!
We'll fix a spool on the wall and put him in a basket
and we'll lower him down from the window,
Basket? Home, now!
I am not coming home,
Don't you talk back, Come home, now,
Come on, quickly,
Let's go,
Jump down,
What's up with you?
- Are you retarded? - What's your problem?
How should I know not to take it out?
It's a cat, not a dog! Where do you think you are?
Mummy, someone's knocking on the,,,
The mail,
What? We have cat's litter!
I'll tell you what! I've had enough of you!
Go, You go too,
It's a bit boring - you pay for petrol,
waste time, you can be at another address,
- You make an agreement,,, - They don't care,
I've no idea where we are,
In the middle of nowhere,
A Roma guy calls you and asks you to come now,
You say - I can do it next week Tuesday,
He says fine but can you do 10 in the morning?
I say - 5pm,
He says fine,
If we don't get a signal,,,
It'll be a typical disaster,
A typical Roma disaster,
You never know which of the darkies are going to stir up problems!
You've got the baddies' accent!
The darky hated it,
Where did she spring from?
Do you think there are going to be problems?
No, it's their problem if they have nothing to do,
- If the police comes? - What can they say?
Let's take turns?
No, you're copying me,
Sorry, I copied you, Let's start over,
Don't be scared,
just stay here and play,
Now we're screwed, Give them the stupid cat!
Police will deport me? I just got some work,,,
Did you see it?
Jojo, can you see anything?
That's their pit bull,
Jojo,
hide in your room,
Close the door and stay there,
Goldie, come here!
They've scared their own cat so badly,
Poor him, He's probably still frightened,
I'll leave food here
by this little hole,
What little hole, brother?
This is an architectural wonder
behind my boiler!
What have you and Ian created? Such a shitty job,
Listen now,
Listen to what?
- Ian is not a brick-layer, - Then what is he?
Ian is a plumber or something,
Besides,
the old boiler was much bigger and it fitted further inside the wall,
This one doesn't! No one's going to climb up there
to check is there a hole or not,
Just be glad the police didn't turn up, because then
it would've been me in that hole to be left food there for the night,
Why the hell did you put the cat litter here?
Goldie, kitty,
Here, kitty, kitty!
Goldie, why man?
We can catch Sky TV,
I'm a minicab driver, A taxi driver,
Time has just flown by,
Time flies when you're having fun,
I wish time flew in Bulgaria,,,
,,,and not just other places,
Yes, not just elsewhere,
When you get,,, a moment's break,,,
Yes, I've already got a holiday planned,
Mother,
Have you finished?
Yep, no more work for today,
Channel 11916,
Three or four more toys to arrange,,,
There's no more room,
Hello, Good evening,
Mister Goldie Ginger please appear now!
If you give him wine,
he won't drink it,
This isn't wine,
This is lemonade, made out of grapes,
Wait a minute,
Did he fall asleep? What's going on?
Nothing, He's fallen asleep,
Do you see a cat?
Come and see,
What?
You're a big boy!
Do you see the violets?
- Yes, I see him, - What did he tell you?
That he won't come out,
Why?
He's turned into a dog,
Let's plug the hole, because I can't let him go!
Goldie!
Give me a tissue,
I'm sad too,
There's no other way,
The same thing happened to my great granddad,
After the Second World War,
the Communists came and wrecked his house,
You can't live in a nice house, if you're a true Communist,
You never knew him, Grandpa Doko,
He's your great-great-grandfather,
You're too fast,
I don't know what they're teaching in school, but you're too fast,
- I tell you what, - What?
I use the lift, you race me up the stairs,
Whoever's first gets the chocolate in the fridge,
Go!
I won!
Again - to the next floor,
How was work today?
Not bad,
but too much work for 35 pounds,
I think I'll soon quit these antennas,
I quit my job,
And now what?
Nothing,
I realised I haven't fed my soul,
And I haven't done any drawing for ages,
All right!
Did you forget your keys?
Jojo, go back to bed at once!
- They are accusing you of exhibitionism, - What?
That you flashed your dick to the neighbour,,,
Bullshit! Tell them it's because of the cat!
I already told them
a thousand times it's because of the cat,
C'mon, we're going to bed,
Take it easy,
I want to know if uncle is alright?
He's alright, Nothing's wrong,
Where did these policemen take him?
I will sort it out,
Sleep now,
What is he doing?
- Who? - Goldie,
- Goldie? - Yes,
He's probably chasing mice,
He is a cat and they chase mice in the dark,
I've not even seen a mouse in my life,
- Never? - Never,
And I've not seen a dolphin either,
A dolphin?
And even,,,
I haven't seen a dolphin either,
Let's sleep now,