Kitten, you're beautiful!
- Sweetheart,,, - Little love!
Come to Daddy!
Daddy will see to you,
QM!
- Is he eating? - Not really,
Still isn't done with seconds,
Darling!
Buckets of Parmesan,
See, you know it! What problem?
4-5-O-7, How do you resolve code 4-5-O-7?
Right, reinstall the algorithm and put it in the system,
The keys,
Ivy, why not take the day off?
Never too soon to get your license,
I've got a boating one!
Very useful in Milan at 8 a,m,!
Quibbling over schedules?
You punch in, not me,
I know you like coming to work with me,
it's a perk for hosting your best friend!
Sure, let's make a deal!
If maybe we go back in time, to high school,,,
Nice, huh?
Remind me to be friends with a different classmate,
You're offended! Hurry up!
- You really think that? - No,
Welcome to GreenLight!
Today first in Europe for the development of renewable energy
and biotechnology research aimed at environmentally sustainable agriculture,
GreenLig ht, the bridge to the future,
GreenLig ht is you,
The last few weeks of preparation
were a breeze,,,
Sorry, traffic!
But today starts a new year with lots of pain and little pleasure!
- Always optimistic, - She can hear you!
Silence!
Our customers are useless,
they contribute in no way to the success of GreenLight,
they're badly behaved, ignorant, inadequate,
Luckily, they get sick sometimes!
But never often enough! In any case,,,
they pay our salaries,
So, rule number 1?
Always smile!
- Number 2? - Resist, resist, resist!
- Number 3? - There is no number 3!
Right, Celeste! It was a trick question,
Now, let's hope for good ones!
If I don't survive, tell Noel Gallagher I always preferred him to his brother,
Count on me, my friend,
Hello! This is Loredana, my princess,
Welcome, princess!
You'll see she's adorable, right sweetie?
She has one tiny flaw, she sometimes gives headbutts!
Good morning!
Bettina,,,
,,,sensitive,,,
Ma'am, we can't hear,,,
There, great,
I told you,
This is Bettina, cries all the time,
Good bye,
Write: cries all the time,
Here he is! Good morning!
His first day of school, I'm more jittery than he is,
- This is his,,, - Hefty specimen!
Renatino, daddy's champ,
Goodbye,,, Whiskers, don't eat it, it's his,
I've said that all morning!
It's the firewall in the PCs on the third floor,
Wait, I'll make a drop-offend come,
Sorry!
He didn't even give his name!
- HE name's Uanc“ - Hand?
Cianci with a C like Germany!
Giangi,
Cianci, I said that, no?
- We got them all, - No, one's missing!
Ms, Loreti's son,
No, he's here, Good morning,
- Who gets him? - Me! I do,
- He's darling! What's your name cutie? - Martino,
But careful, put him somewhere, and he's gone!
We'll hit it off great! Right, Martino?
Your beautiful mommy can relax,
So, you,,, Luca,,,
are the classic type who hits on mothers,
Wanting to be liked is no crime, especially working with children,
It works better on kids or mothers?
It's hard to sum up
my educational methods here and now, but over dinner, I could,
- So much optimism! - Can I take that as a yes?
You can take him, that's all,
Bye sweetheart! Goodbye,
Goodbye, She likes me!
If you slay the mothers like last year,
I'll get you kicked out, faster than fast!
Ma'am, you're my only love! Can I embrace you?
Take it as a no!
GreenLight is actively involved in environmental sustainability,
Nature's health is our banner,
What did he say?
Their priority is profit, certainly not nature's health,
- Send him to the devil! - With typical oriental courtesy?
No, with typical Italian vulgarity!
Thank you, Silvia, invaluable as always,
If you'd like to offend other possible international partners,
I know explicit swear words also in English, French,
German, in Spanish, and lighter, but effective, insults in Portuguese,
- I'll keep that in mind, - Goodbye,
Hello!
Hello, professor, Good luck!
Thank you, May I?
Please, come in,
- News on BB 21? - Exciting, I'd say,
Excellent!
We finally have it,
I've worked out the problem of the poor resistance to wind,
By modifying the wingspan, as you can see in the design,
this robotic bee can withstand the impact of 12-15 knots,
continuing to pollinate with no trouble,
- I appreciate your commitment, - Thank you!
- But, unfortunately, I was a Boy Scout, - Me, too! Bagheera?
- Akela, - Of course, Cubmaster!
So, you know very well 15 knots is a light breeze,
Yes, but it's improbable,,,
"Improbable" is a useless word,
Bad one,
My bees must fly in any weather condition,
even in a headwind of 60-70 knots,
Seventy knots, you know very well since you were a Den leader,
is a gale wind, it uproots trees, tears roofs off houses,
scooters fly!
- Our bees will fly too, - Our bees will fly too,
- I'm sure you can do it, - Certainly,
Regarding blind flight in fog, how are the tests coming?
I'm waiting for the smoke flares,
Fine,
- I have great faith in you, - I won't fail you,
I don't understand you!
You haven't pooped, too much din-din, too little,
too cold, not cold enough,,, talk! I don't understand him,
- There's a communication problem, - Hold this one,
Look at that other one!
Don't try that again, little Tyson,
- I know what you want to do, - Oh, Martino?
Where's Martino?
His mother said he disappears!
I thought she was exaggerating, parents say things, just to say!
Igotcha!
I know where you are!
Thought you could outwit me!
I'd eat the strained pear cold, it's much better,
Careful, we put the ones close to expiration up there,
I know,
- Hi, guys, all okay? - Great!
But I remind you our contracts stipulate only cleaning,
Right!
Then clean, Smell that? Someone dumped!
Why look at me?
Give it here!
How did it go, the meeting with the head honcho?
Got another question?
How about take-out tonight? I don't feel like cooking,
Every night is tonight!
- Celeste, good afternoon! - You too, professor!
The coffee maker in the lab is still broken?
No, it's been fixed,
But I prefer here, it's sweeter,
The sugar,,, is more sugary,
Okay,
Bye,
The sugar is more sugary,,,
Masterpiece!
How do you come up with that stuff?
I'm busy, got to pick something up, talk later,
He even wanted to eat the other kids!
Hi, sweetie!
- Here I am! - Here's the little champ!
- How did it go? -An angel!
Now the truth,
If good beginnings make good ends, the year will be tough,
- He'll kill them all first? - I didn't say that!
Since Martino, I've re-evaluated Herod,
It's well known that Herod died four years before the birth of Christ,
Really?
So, technically the Massacre of the Innocents doesn't hold up,
Thank you for the history lesson, goodbye,
- Good evening, - Good evening,
Quite a girl, huh?
There are lots,,,
Maybe I should target sports,
Go, I'll do things here,
Thanks! See you tomorrow,
But you like her!
Bye!
PUREE OF FLOUNDER BABY FOOD
Risking your job to steal baby food is perversion,
- It's not stealing, - Then what is it?
Listen, Affable Ivano in the upper echelons,
what about Loreti who leaves her son with us?
She just got here, she's De Bortoli's translator,,,
I don't need her resume, I want to know if she's married!
- Because you'd marry her? - No,
But she's beautiful, has a son, and if she's married, c'est parfait!
Bad news, first: your French sucks,
Second: she's a single mom,
Ouch!
The increase of the global production of plastic in recent years,
has created environmental damage,,,
Ivy?
I just thought of another brilliant app,
Weren't you done with brilliant apps?
The app knows your social networks,
and to make you happy, it gives you 'likes', positive comments,
so you're happier,
But you know it's fake!
Sure, I do!
When you go to a plastic surgeon, you know that too!
So, what do you say?
I say you're 45, stop playing,
I liked you better when we were hacking video games in my father's shop,
,,,a small batch of baby food
which, due to a packaging problem,
may have been contaminated by external agents,
The alarm concerns the less popular puree of flounder,
Although there is no evidence of danger to health,,,
Shit!
What's contamination mean?
- Let's go to the emergency room? - Oh, c'mon!
At most you'll have a small intestinal problem,
Although,,,
Although?
A guy was bitten by a radioactive spider and became a superhero,
I don't know the superpowers of a flounder,
Here I am!
Sorry,
Sorry, Ma'am, I had a touch of food poisoning,
At least that's original,
No, he already used it last May,
Okay,,,
If you want to go, they seem calm, I'll take over,
I'll mark a permission of two hours,
Even three!
This month I have fewer permission hours than you!
Thingo, pass my bottle, please?
I mean you, Luca!
You talk?
Kids, someone understands us!
Oh, c'mon!
I had a bad dream, give me a hug?
"Give me a hug"!
Girls, all alike!
Can I have more cookies?
This isn't possible,,,
Where's he going?
Thingo, my bottle!
Come with me!
- You won't believe this! - What is it?
Here you are again!
- Well, what do you see? - I see you woke them up! Great!
Celeste, will you pick me up?
Wait, See?
For my bottle, I need to call the Child help Hotline?
One second!
I'm bursting!
I'd avoid the humiliation of doing it in my diaper, if you'd give me a potty,
I'm hungry! I want a snack!
- Now do you see? - See what?
- Don't you hear them? - Of course, everyday!
- I can't take it anymore! - God, thank you! So, you hear them!
If I had a drink, I wouldn't die of dehydration,
One second!
You use conditionals?
Mom has two degrees, it's because of her!
We learn fast at this age,
Yeah, of course,,,
- Who are you talking to? - You don't hear voices?
No, I don't hear voices!
- Luca, are you all right? - Yes, sure,
Cut it out, you're always joking!
I'll go finish up in there,
Now put them to sleep again!
Thingo, it's like you've seen a ghost!
No, I just see kids that talk!
- Sure we talk, it's normal! - Yeah, it's normal,,,
It's weird that you understand us, You're the first one!
Maybe he studied languages like your mom,
I shouldn't be able to understand you! Why am I listening to you?
Luca, what are you doing? Talking to yourself?
No, I was,,,
- Let's see what you can dream up! - Quiet!
I was trying to,,,
I'm warning you, if besides tardiness,
If ind out you're on,,, drugs,
I'll report you to administration,
Addict!
No, Ma'am, he's not on drugs, he knows languages!
I'm not crazy, I understand what the kids say, think what you like!
I believe you! And since you have powers,
multiply the fish sticks tonight so we'll save money,
It might be the start of brain decay,
A thought!
It's a little high,
150/90,
So, what do I do?
Know what you can do?
Invent a brilliant app that translates what the children say!
All the parents would download it and you'd make a bundle!
Ivy?
You're a genius!
I already have a name,
Bla Bla Baby,
I was joking,
And stop calling me “Ivy"!
You've called me Ivy for 30 years! I'm no climbing vine!
Keep thinking green,,, I'm going to make you rich!
No, you make me scared!
You're right, brain decay has set in,
Bla Bla Baby!
- Hello! - Good morning!
I'm so late!
ATTENTION!
Martino! Anti-abandonment device!
I left him in the car!
That's a brilliant invention, in fact, they're now mandatory,
- Your baloney, no, - Quiet!
Luca, I'm late for the meeting, take him for me?
With great pleasure! Come here, little champ!
Bye, lovie! Goodbye,
Don't say a word,
Is this my job, or not?
Martino, the professor doesn't believe you and I talk,
No, I do!
Can we show him he's wrong?
C'mon, you were talking yesterday! Talk!
- Did he say something? - I swear, I understood yesterday!
Okay, today it's not quite,,, besides, I believe you!
- Never argue with a fool, eh? - Right, that's it!
You could have been the pivot of my life, cursed garden dwarfs!
Hello!
Ma'am, what are you looking for?
I can't find the puree of flounder!
I tossed it, it had nearly expired,
You finally did something good!
I read it might be very dangerous,
The baby food!
You're a marvelous woman!
That's true,
I hate little balls!
- What's the purpose of this game? - Who knows?
I'd like some pizza with baloney!
Maybe with cheese too,,,
Girls, go for coffee, I'll do snack time,
To what do I owe your suspicious efficiency these days?
I'd like to change your mind about me,
Maybe in time for the kids' university degrees,
Kids, now that we're alone,,,
I can confirm it,
I understand what you're saying,
Not because I speak your language,
I have a superpower!
Yeah, sure!
Yesterday in the elevator? You left it at home?
Aren't you glad someone can finally understand you?
Yes, but I'd like to point out
we kids have always figured you but we don't think we're Avengers!
I'm stupid to think I might be useful,
Useful, you?
Maybe he's right!
See?
Let's hear it,
Well, Loredana,,,
Why are you always so,,,
aggressive?
You asked the wrong person, she doesn't talk, not even to us,
She's like Hulk: she strikes!
Bettina, you!
- Why do you cry so much? - Because my folks never argue,
- Isn't that nice? - No, it's too quiet at home,
I try to create tension so they'll argue,
- See? - See what?
See what?
If you help me understand your sounds
when you're hungry, thirsty, have a stomachache,,,
I can translate for your parents,
So, let's get going
and start gathering information, so then,,,
Thingo, can we talk in private?
Certainly,
Come here,
What is it?
I don't believe a word you said,
you're not helping us, you're using us for a fishy scheme
bordering on child labor,
Exaggerated!
As for my mother, you have absolutely no chance!
- Does she talk about me? - No way!
Between you and my mom there's a huge obstacle,
- What's that? - Me,
Is this a declaration of war?
Yes,
It's like a flea declaring war on a tyrannosaurus,
Excellent example, tyrannosaurus are extinct, fleas aren't,
Here,
I read about a guy once who understood the emotions of plants,
Emotions, maybe so, but he's convinced
the kids talk to him and he answers!
Working with children can be so stressful!
Not for you,
You always wear a smile,
You have a very beautiful smile,
Thank you!
In any case, you also have a beautiful smile!
Thank you,
And a tiny coffee stain on your lab coat!
Oh,,,
Professor,,,
I also think you have a beautiful smile!
- Idiot! -Talcum?
No,
A nice invitation out to dinner
instead of killing yourselves with caffeine and risking a heart attack, no?
I have my ways!
- You know, after my divorce,,, - It's been ten years!
You sound like it happened last week,
Anyway, an aperitif this evening?
No! Relationships between colleagues,,,
Not if there are three of us!
The children have had their naps and need to be changed,
"AIerm" diaper!
Alarm,
"AIerm", that's what I said!
- But Luca,,, - I'll invite her, like in junior high,
Like in junior high,
Wait, wait,,,
Repeat, pronounce
and articulate calmly,
Go, Giangi,
I'm not hungry anymore, no more bottle, please!
Good!
Beth, your mm,
Can I have a good night kiss?
Sweetie!
Very good!
What's he doing? Interviewing the children, a survey?
- What do you think he's doing? - Whatever it is, it's fine,
Look how good they all are!
Renatino, if your parents understood you like I do, what would you tell them?
If you're so vulgar as a kid,
what will you be when you're big?
I'll have a company where kids work and grown-ups go to nursery school!
They don't play, that's not good,
Betti, what'|| you do when you're big?
I'll do peace in the world,
That's not a job!
I know! But it should be!
I want to invent a cell phone that, when a kid
wants to play with mommy and daddy, it goes invisible
so they can't find it!
I want to make a law to forbid an only child,
Too much attention, too many expectations, leave me alone!
Loredana!
So, you talk?
Only when I have something to say!
I like being an only child,
But I'd outlaw only parents,
it's not fair!
Here I am!
Let's change them, their parents are coming,
Kids,,,
- We'll continue tomorrow, - No, I was having fun!
What game was that? You seem like the Pied Piper!
I've found a way to communicate,
Lucky you!
Your mommy's coming, Martino!
Hand me over and be quiet!
Don't be a clown, like usual, clear?
Or else?
Here we are!
Hello, Luca,
What do you do, sweetie, when I'm gone, huh?
All your babysitters run off, why?
What can I do tonight?
Maybe he refuses female figures that aren't his mother,
I said to be quiet!
Think so?
As a child, I'd have preferred male babysitters
but, in the '70s, it wasn't customary,
Stop it, thingo! I know your aim!
Good bye,
Luca, are you free tonight?
- Not him, please! - Very,
Who better than you with your special feeling for children!
Actually, if Martino could talk, but he can't,
he'd tell you the feeling we have! Right, puppy?
Die, creepy worm!
-You too, - Huh?
What time?
You said it's a quick thing between colleagues, didn't you?
- You've asked three times! - You didn't let on,,,
Here she is!
- I'm off, - What?
- I have a commitment, - Why didn't you tell me?
You'd have canceled,
Of course, I would have!
- Hi, Celeste, - Hi,
I'm sorry, I have to go,
I'm babysitting Martino
in the hopes of ending up in the sheets with his mother!
Luca doesn't beat around the bush,
It's called sincerity,
- Have fun! - Sincerity,,, I'm sorry, Celeste,
I don't know what to say,
My house or yours?
It's called sincerity!
Good evening, Luca, come in,
Good evening,
This way,
Hi, Martino,
You're such an idiot,
- Going out? - Yes, of course,
Why else do I need a babysitter, as company?
No, I thought you might need a hand,,,
Considering,,, I mean, don't worry about a thing,
I don't know when I'll be back, business dinners can last forever,
We'll be fine, right?
I can just imagine!
Sweetie, be a good boy,
He's already eaten, just put his pajamas on, they're here,
- And to bed early, - Leave it to me!
Bye, darling! Be a good boy,
- Goodbye, Luca! - Yeah, sure,
Here we are!
Touch me and I'll vomit all over you,
- Dinner with the head honcho! - Envy's an ugly thing,
Envy?
Amazement at seeing one like your mother dating a guy like De Bortoii,
I'd never have thought so,
Between a CEO and a custodian, who would you choose as a boyfriend?
Boyfriend!
- It's a business dinner, isn't it? - No,
What do you know?
Kids don't miss a trick!
Thingo, let's talk man to future man,
What exactly do you want from my mom?
Are your intentions serious or,,, well?
Slow down!
Pajamas, we're a little tried,
We think only about honey
but pollination by bees is extremely important for the ecosystem,
Today, we're leading it to extinction,
That's why my robotic bee has to work!
Am I boring you?
No, too bad I can't take notes!
I'm sorry, I haven't made love for a long time, so,,,
Sure, but!
I even quit smoking, so I talk a blue streak,
nonstop,
Don't stop, How does the robotic bee pollinate?
Seriously or as a metaphor?
Seriously! Now let's review
pollination,
The other chapters tomorrow!
Look! Nice!
Where's this?
The Dolomites, her favorite place,
Think they'll take you?
With De Bortoli's money, we'll buy the Dolomites,
With you, and no license, most we'd go is two subway stops,
You've asked around about me?
No, the teachers joke about you when you're not there,
Wonder if you'll be with them!
I bet they'll put you in boarding school,
Yeah!
One of those dark places, full of evil ogres,
where they put,,,
bad kids,,,
Martino!
QM!
Are you crazy?
De Burke“ mum be my breakthrough,
I won't let you torch my future!
You asked for it,
No, it's not funny, clear?
I'll show you how I torch your future!
- No, what will you do? -Yes, yes,,,
Her exact words! Iran before they took our orders,
Your turn, your worst date ever,
An imaginary humorist,
"I believe in love on and above all,
on beds, on couches, on washing machines,,,"
Romantic,
I fled the next morning, he was a hunk but an idiot,
Excuse me!
- Yes, Luca, - Luckily, you answered,
I'm so sorry to interrupt,
but Martino is burning up, Iwouldn't like,,,
Not true! Stay where you are, kiss him!
I hear moaning, I'm coming,
-Ten minutes, - All right, as you wish,
- Martino has a fever, I have to go, - I'm sorry, I'll take you,
I'll take a cab, enjoy the dinner,
The pronunciation sucks but I accept,
Strange, the fever's already gone down,
Yes,,,
It's called sudden changes in temperature,
one second,,, and it's down,
I'm sorry I called you for nothing,
You did right,
Would you watch him? I'll be quick,
- These heels are killing me, - Take your time, Ma'am,
- I'll put him to sleep, - Great!
Let's drop formalities, it's easier,
We'll have a nice little sleep, okay?
Forget it, I won't leave my mother alone with you!
Sleep y-b ye, S/f-'EPY-[JYE
This little one's a sleepy guy,,,
No, Smelly-bye, no!
Yes, yes,,,
The sandman now is passing by
Sprinkling stardust in your,,,
Tyrannosaurus beats flea, one to zero!
Seeing you always in a suit, it's hard to imagine you with a rifle,
- Should I get it? - It's in the house?
- It's Martinds favorite toy, - No kidding!
I'm joking! I haven't fired a rifle for years,
Since he was born, stop sports, stop traveling,
stop a bit of everything,
- It's not a common sport for,,, - A woman? You didn't mean it, did you?
No! What gave you that idea?
Thinking about the biathlon,
I see it more as a woman's sport than a man's,
And in fact, although I teach surfing around the world,
in the most awesome places,
my place of the heart is the Dolomites,
' You're joking? - No, why?
My place of the heart is the Dolomites,
No, sorry,
it's my place of the heart,
- I don't believe it, - Look, if,,,
- Again! - You have another kid in the car?
It's the crib sensor, I said he's a compulsive evader!
Stay here, I'll go,
I'll see to Martino!
The beep's a pain, eh?
It goes off when I try to leave the crib
or if someone gets too close to my mom,
Cursed demon!
Even the Dolomite card?
Has there ever been a moment of sincerity in your life?
Yes, now,
If you keep hindering me, I'll throw you out the window,
You wouldn't! It's babycide!
- Accidents can happen, - You're not credible!
You asked for it! One,,,
two,,,
I'll stop, Okay!
Good boy,
Would you really have tossed me out the window?
Think so? Just a joke, I was bluffing,
A thing for grown-ups,
A thing for grown-ups!
Please, don't cry!
I was just talking!
You've already done enough, now it's my turn,
I should have some Tavor or cyanide,
Thank you, Luca, good night, sorry if I don't show you out,
No problem!
For the money,,, With the other babysitters, I,,,
No, it's my pleasure,
It was your pleasure, because it won't happen again,
Good night,
Here it is!
Hi, Luca,
I sense it was a booming evening!
I sense yours was a little less!
Your senses are right,
Maybe it's okay like that,
It's not your fault, De Bortoli is the perfect man!
- Because you know about,,, - Of course!
At GreenLight, affairs between colleagues are frowned on,
but you can see them a mile off,
Night,
Good night,
Hi, forgive the hour,
It's Saturday tomorrow, would you sit a few hours for Martino?
Go on, play with your phone!
When you're distracted I'll delete your life!
You don't know the password,
My photographic memory
sees it once and remembers,
I'll use facial recognition, bye-bye photographic memory,
When I'm bigger, we'll settle accounts,
You won't remember a thing,
Oh, sure,
I swear!
Now you understand and reason
but around three or four, you'll nosedive,
You'll regress to a primitive state,
start talking like an imbecile
and have to learn things all over,
- Are you kidding me? - No,
I learned this by observation,
You all have a sort of gift now
but it vanishes,
Maybe trying to convince grown-ups you're indispensable,
See for yourself,
By comparison, you and your buddies are MIT graduates,
0h, my God!
Be resigned, both you and your photographic memory,
Just the opposite: I have to get rid of you while I'm sane,
Here I am,
Hi, sweetie,
Thanks, my hair hadn't been set in ages,
Even natural looks good,
No self-boycotting,
I mean, you don't need a hairdresser, since your hair,,,
I understood!
- Walk with us, or are you leaving? - No, Mommy, why?
Swam
Let's go,
Can I ask you something?
How did you go from surfing coach to custodian at GreenLight?
- No offense! - No problem,
I've never stopped pursuing the wave,
What a poet! I'm about to cry!
The wave?
If I stay too long in one place I get bored, go crazy,
I get bored listening to you,
So, in pursuit of the desire,
or the curiosity, to experiment my paternal side,
I arrived at GreenLight,
The wave thing is nice, I can relate,
We should never stop pursuing the wave, eh?
Look at that child!
He'll get hurt!
Oh,,,
It's Martino!
Martino, sweetie!
Sweetheart!
Mommy's here!
Bastard!
- All okay? - All okay,
For the moment,
Luca, will you wait for Martinds mom?
Yes, sure, See you tomorrow,
Bye!
And so, today too, an outside meeting with De Bortoii,
Quiet! I don't want to hear your voice till your mom comes,
These continuous failures, both at work and in your private life,
don't they lead you to think something's wrong with you?
What was your childhood like? Tell me,
Wonderful,
Like my whole life until I met you,
Oh!
A typical example of forced removal,
Forced removal is used with cars,
If you want to be a young Freud, use the right terms,
Ignoramus!
Insulting me now?
Dear thingo, we should increase the sessions,
Can you afford it on your salary?
- It's water! - I don't trust you!
Aren't we just a bit edgy?
If the nursery were open 24/7, I know my mommy
would just leave me here,
Your mom works a lot to give you a future,
Do that more, I like it!
What I liked most when I was little
was when my mom dried my hair with a hair dryer,
That warm breeze, her caresses,,,
It was like feeling safe,
You feel that too?
No, mommy uses a towel,
Yeah!
Here I am, sorry, Luca!
Hello!
Forgive me!
Here we go,
Hi, darling! How are you?
- How did it go? - By now we understand one another,
I'm glad, Sorry, I have to run,
- We'll be in touch for some evenings, - Sure,
- My private life is very sad, - I can imagine,
Ms, Loreti's an amazing woman, right?
You can say that again!
- De Bortoli, I'm surprised to see you, - Why's that?
This company is like a big family,
They say the children love you,
It's my job,
I know you also work after hours,
I just do babysitting,
Yes, right Luca,
Just do babysitting,
Remember that,
A guy might become distracted,,, Have a good evening,
You, too,
"I'm not thirsty anymore,
no more bottle,
please,
Can I have a goodnight kiss?"
I don't get you,
"Can I have a goodnight kiss,,,"
Maybe I could even tuck you in!
Go to bed, it's late!
The idiot!
Giangi, your turn,
If you were mad at your daddy, what would you say?
It's not my fault I'm just a kid and not a stupid smartphone!
Overdoing it!
If you came to my house, you'd understand,
Okay, let's do something,
Could you hide the Baby Talk under your clothes and take it home?
Sure, I'm no dummy!
Leave it on REC
and bring it back, I'll watch the video and we'll see what to do,
Cool! Essentially, I'll be a spy!
- Being a spy isn't nice! - For a good cause, it is,
I want to be a spy too!
- Me, too! - Why just him?
Me, too!
Okay, Baby Talk for everyone,
Yeah!
What? Don't fall for his pitch!
Who knows what he'll do with our sensitive data,
I guess Martino will be the only one not playing this game,
Too bad, because when he's big he'll be alone and have no friends,
Are you bluffing?
No,
Okay, Baby Talk for me too,
Very good!
Our wonderful wonder
is 598 days, 8 hours
and 26 seconds old,
Ever see a more beautiful princess?
Honey, turn her over, please?
Love of my life, daddy will,,,
Ow! Again!
It's a ton of money, the ruin of GreenLight,
Listen,
tomorrow night, with the excuse of a systems check,
we'll connect from the company network,
get into his account and ruin him forever,
Perfect!
I'm sure he doesn't suspect a thing,
And when he finds out, it will be too late to save himself,
Poor De Bortoii,
I'm just sorry not to see his face when they arrest him,
,,,what's more, the blame will be on De Bortoli,
A couple of geniuses!
Geniuses? They could destroy a company
and leave hundreds of people jobless!
They're called thieves!
- What is it? - How did you get the intercepts?
Informers,
C'mon, the kids!
Talking babies again? I want the truth,
Listen Ivy, think what you like,
but if De Bortoli goes to jail and you lose your job, don't blame me,
- You'd like that, - For you to lose your job?
No, I mean De Bortoli,
Think I'd really enjoy
seeing De Bortoli unjustly in jail?
Yes, I would,
- Where are you going? - To warn De Bortoli,
Stop! These guys are shrewd, they work with computers,
If they suspect anything, they'll ditch the evidence,
- Right! - We have to catch them in the act,
- You said they move tonight? - Yes,
We need to be there, but I can't get in with my pass,
You with yours?
Entry is by appointment only, you need an executive pass,
just De Bortoli and his collaborators have them,
His collaborators,
I should help you because you want to save De Bortoli?
- Exactly, - Expect me to believe you?
I can't explain everything but, listen,
Someone
wants to ruin and destroy GreenLight,
You and I can prevent it,
But this time you have to trust me,
Okay, but if you're lying,,,
I said to trust me!
Just a curiosity,
why did the Baby Talk images suddenly,,,
disappear?
Mommy was taking her bathrobe off, too easy that way, buddy!
Jealous little thing!
I'm not charmed by a boss who's loaded!
Dummy!
Usually those types are monsters,
No, Luca is dangerous,
I'm telling you, Luca is dangerous!
Can you see us together? Martino would be the parent,
Oh, c'mon!
- Here it is! - Absolutely not!
What a nitwit!
Luca!
Throw it!
Catch it, eh!
Fantastic, great aim,
I'll leave you, it's ready, Bye!
Martino!
Help!
- Thank you, - You're welcome!
Done!
- Everything okay? - Sleeping like an angel,
If it weren't for you,,, I don't dare think, I'm a disaster!
Don't exaggerate!
The other mothers seem so much better than me,
In fact, they are,
Sorry, I eat when I'm nervous,
Being both mother and father is complicated,
Martino's father was a real bastard to leave you like that,
Oh, sorry, maybe I,,,
Yes, if he knew he had a son,
Officially, he abandoned us,
You avoid being judged,
The reality is I was single, traveling,,,
I had too many margaritas,,, You know how it goes,
My greatest fear is that, roaming the world,
there's a child of a margarita, of a gin and tonic, a Cuba libre,,,
In my case, how do I know?
Instead, you're the first,,,
I mean, you feel it when,,,
You understand,
Why were you outside my house?
- Why?
I was there,,, I'd come from a friend's house,
clearly, he wasn't home,,,
Sorry, it's the boss, I have to take this,
Mattia, good evening! What is it?
- I'll leave,,, - No, I'm alone, it's the TV,
Thank you!
Here I am,
Certainly, we'll make up for it!
We'll make up for it,,,
Don't say that!
You went for the pass! Did you strike up a chat?
leaved a life, I'll explain later, let's go,,,
Okay, so I'm off,
If you see any movement, text me,
Of course,
If I don't reply within ten minutes of the text, call the police,
If you don't survive, I'll give the couch the news,
If you call the police, also call,,,
I'll call an ambulance too! Go on!
- Good evening, - Hello,
I left something upstairs, in the nursery,
MY brain!
ENTRANCE
Finally,
It's almost done,
Twenty seconds to complete the download,
C'mon, c'mon!
Finally!
97,,,
98,,,
99,,,
No, what happened? Why,,,
- Thought you'd get away with it! - The custodian?
Yeah, I screwed you,
Any idea what you just did?
I just saved GreenLight!
Thought you'd get rich at the company's expense,
and Name De Bum“, too bad,
- I'll kill him! - Wait! Let's explain it to him first,
First, I'll kill him!
She's right, first explain,
Company draining, in other words?
You slowly dry up a company's sources of income,
You transfer the clientele to another company connected to you,
And just before the company dies, you resign as CEO,
Chief Executive Officer,
You disappear forever and reappear somewhere else,
We'd gathered evidence for months,
We were this close to entering his private account,
Professor, how could you suspect us?
You're right, but it's just as hard to believe it of De Bortoli,
He's perfect,
Okay, I fucked up,
- There must be another solution! - We'll find out tomorrow,
When we turn the computers on, actually in a few hours,
If De Bortoli, in spite of you,
is unaware of the intrusion, then, maybe,,,
we still have a chance of nailing him,
If, thanks to you, he's busted us, he's planning to run and we're screwed!
Besides being unemployed,
Why did you suspect us?
And how did you hear about tonight?
-A little bird, - A little bird in the nursery?
More or less,,,
More or less,
It's 5:30, I hope you've got a good reason,
I do, May I?
Well?
Well,,,
I have to find the right words,
At this hour, the wrong ones are okay,
Don't ask me how, but I know De Bortoli
is trying to destroy GreenLight,
That so?
Yes, I got into the company tonight with,,, your pass,
With my pass?
It's not important!
De Bortoli's trying to do what's called in jargon, company draining,
They take the capital and drain it, until,,,
I know company draining!
-You know,,, -Yes,
Well, he's not the nice guy we thought,
He's a sort of Michael Douglas in Wall Street,
“Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you,,,
My favorite film, I saw it at least ten times,
Know something, Luca?
I won't tell the truth about you, you just did it yourself,
And it's nothing much, just like your future,
Give me the pass,
The pass,
No,
Yours,
- You're fired, - Fired?
On second thought, keep it,
Say goodbye to your colleagues and get your things,
but if I see your face tomorrow, I'll have you arrested,
On what grounds?
Pass embezzlement, false public alarm, slander, more?
No,
All right, carry on,
How did it go?
De Bortoli fired me, Silvia can't stand me, otherwise fine,
Didn't you go to her place?
Yes, but I didn't know he was there too,
so, now he knows everything,
You're right, Ivy,
you should have picked another classmate,
I should have picked another school, Here,
It's boiling!
Why so quiet?
What is it? Think I was too harsh?
No! I just wonder why he made up such an absurd story,
I'd say it's your fault, there's a familiarity between you,
He's just Martino's babysitter!
Maybe he wanted to upgrade and saw me as an obstacle,
I almost have a soft spot for him,
Get out, we're almost at GreenLight,
we can't arrive together,
I think I'll change that rule,
No relationships between workers, except for the CEO,
See you later,
So sudden, without warning?
Yeah,,,
I'm so sorry,
Ma'am, you must be happy,
I've waited years for this,
maybe I'm aging, but I'm sorry too,
Who can I mistreat tomorrow?
Don't look at me,
Idiot!
I confirm,
Good morning,
No, c'mon, you've been fired?
Yes, unfortunately, I'm sorry,
You were the only one who listened!
- And took us seriously! - No one does!
And they still won't because you are kids,
But don't worry, it's nothing that can't be resolved as you grow,
You'll discover that your parents, although often it doesn't seem so,
are trying to do what's best for you,
Making mistakes,
fumbling along,
spoiling you too much, too little,
but it's for just one reason,,,
They're crazy about you!
Now I have to cry!
Wait, I have more bad news, so you can cry just once,
I made a real mess
and our nursery might have to close
because of me, and I wanted you to hear it from me,
- Meaning? - Why is it your fault?
Someone wants to destroy GreenLight, and unwittingly, I helped,
So, I wanted to apologize,
Can we talk a minute?
Sure,
There are no secrets by now,
- That person is De Bortoli, right? - Yeah, he screwed us both,
So we just give up?
Where's the cool surfer who challenges the rough seas,
pursues the wave, who hits on my mommy
although hopelessly?
Thank you, but,,,
Kids, want our nursery to close?
No!
Then we have to help thingo prevent it,
" Okay! " Right!
Thanks kids but let me explain how things stand,,,
Just think, we're little, above suspicion, cute,
What a great team you are!
But it's over, see you around,
Bye!
I confirm, all access has been blocked, all data deleted,
- It's all gone, - You doubted?
If he knows he's been found out, why is he still in his office?
He's a ghost, he's biding his time,
Why rush?
Here we are,
For anything at all, I'm here,
You've already done enough,
We should get into his phone, something must be there to catch him,
But without the IMEI code, there's no remote access,
The only file still accessible is his date book,
Sure, or his secretary would have had suspicions,
I hate it when they write "BB for 21",
Write it "B&B"!
Besides, 21 guests?
Wait!
"BB for 21" isn't accommodation for 21 people!
BB 21 is the code name for my robotic bumblebee!
Which he was boycotting, instead it works!
You can bet your fucki,,, it works!
In all modesty, my bee pollinates like no other!
So, besides draining the company, he's trying to sell BB 21,
Very good,
Note: time of death for GreenLight,,,
No, GreenLight won't die,
We need the cell phone code, right?
I'll see to it,
He'll see to it,,, by asking pretty please?
I said I'd see to it, not that I'd do it,
Come with me,
We'll even save your bumblebee,
Not even a team of professionals could do it!
I know the best!
C'mon, eat up!
I'd explain if we had time, but we don't, so trust me and eat,
Let's trust him,
Good, huh?
- One more spoonful, you'll understand, - That you're nuts!
Just a moment more!
Well, kids, you've convinced me,
we'll save GreenLight!
- Hurray! - I knew Celeste was one of us!
How cool!
- Honey, do you hear them too? - I do!
Never underestimate the power of flounder!
Listen, we don't have much time for this mission,
Actually, these two missions,
It's almost the end of our nap, which we didn't take,
Doriana will be here, so listen to me,
- You, too, - Us, too,
- I'm a little scared, - I'm here!
Confirm to the Russians, our light lunch before the meeting,
Where's the file?
MATFIA DE BORTOLI MILAN - SANTO DOMINGO
Let's hope it goes better with the Russians than the Japanese,
Do I tell the Russians to go directly to Santo Domingo tomorrow?
Yes, thank you,
How do you know?
These notifications are the most powerful weapons of mass destruction,
- It's not a pleasure trip, - I can imagine,
I didn't make the game rules, I just learned to play well,
It's a game that risks ruining hundreds of families!
GreenLight will survive, although it will take time,
You have to decide whether to play the game
or sit on the bench,
So? Do I add tickets for you and Martino?
What game? You're crazy!
You were leaving without even,,,
It's not the form, it's the substance,
- I'll give you substance! - Give that to me!
- What are you doing? Help! - It's soundproof, no one can hear you!
It was nice, but could have been nicer!
I'll ruin you!
Open up!
I'd say it's clear,
- Storm Team? - Crystal clear!
- Hurricane Team? - Crystal clear!
- You, pinch hitter, ready? - I was born ready!
Good,
While we're in action, the others will lay low and pretend to sleep,
Luca, I just have one doubt,
You give Renatino the smoke flares,
then he'll active them upstairs,
Sonny, I understand that!
All this seems pure madness to me,
And arguing with an infant isn't?
We have no alternative,
At worst, we go to jail!
Except for you, kids,
So, if it's all clear,
on my signal, raise hell!
I was afraid you'd say that!
This is it, guys!
- Can I say I feel like an idiot? - Relax!
If you go to jail, your belle will prove she knows how to wait,
Even so, I feel like an idiot,
You're my superhero,
Hello,
Hello!
Everything okay?
Storm Team, pinch hitter,
Haw!
Go!
Get down!
Down! Down because,,,
This is the 6th floor!
No, I have to go down! I made a mistake,
I have to go downstairs to archive,
So, no good,
I'll go down,
Good bye,
Hello, It's,,, Good man!
Operation Recovery BB 21,
Hurricane Team, into action,
Green shelf, third cabinet door, code: red, yellow, red, purple,
Go!
What are you doing here?
How did you get,,,
Hit and sunk,
Sir, what's wrong?
Do you need anything?
Go, the area's clear,
Target located,
Over,
Bettina, now you,
Okay, come out!
What you're doing is very nice,
No! What is it?
A little girl is crying!
Look, there's a little girl, maybe someone knows her!
Who's child is she? She's crying so hard!
Does anyone recognize her?
Rename, smoke flares,
Now;
When you're done, meet up with Loredana, Ivano will bring you back to base,
We have a problem, the bee isn't here!
Someone took it,
Ivano, the cabinets empty, You're sure the bee was there?
Yes, I just fixed it!
Rinaldi! Who was supposed to work on BB 21 this morning?
_ You! _ Me' Fight!
Meantime, De Bortoii took it,
De Bortoli? Of course!
I'll put the girl down and go see him, De Bortoli!
Hear that? Now what?
De Bortoli won't leave with your bee, you have my word,
You're very good, but that's enough,
Hurry!
- Sir, are you all right? - Yes, but what's going on?
We're checking, the fire alarm went off on this floor,
I have to escort you out of here, come,
Lady, this is no cruise ship, I save the captain first,
Back off!
What fool did this?
I'd love to get my hands on him! She's tagging along, back off!
Martino, the Bee target has failed, We're in your hands,
I'm ready, photographic memory,
Go to settings, it's the symbol of a gear,
I know!
Show me the IMEI code,
It's a very long number,
Martino, I can't see a thing!
- Read it to me, - Me?
You're right, sorry,
Hurry!
Sir, stay down!
Don't worry, firemen are on the way!
- I evacuated everyone! - I don't see Ms, Loreti,
Well, everyone except Ms, Loreti,,,
Then there's a drawing like a comb,
- A comb? - Yes, it has teeth,
A three! How dumb,
Thingo, stay calm!
I can't read or write, I just look at pictures,
Okay! Then?
- Now like a tuft on a head, - 6!
What's going on?
I'm hearing about babies walking around GreenLight
in an ongoing fire alarm!
No one's missing,
They're all asleep!
Must be some other babies,
Sure, an invasion!
I don't know what to say,
- Here,,, - Here? What's wrong, Celeste?
- Nothing, Why? - Move aside!
This isn't a child, it's a monkey!
Out of the way!
This isn't a child, it's a monkey!
This isn't a child, this,,,
This is a child,
- You see, some are here, - And the others?
- In the bathroom? - Security!
A track for mini-cars,,,
An eight,
Go on, we don't have much time, Go!
It's ringing!
~ Help! , Mommy!
Mommy?
Is anyone there? Let me out!
- Luca, my mommy is locked in! - Where?
Security! Some children have disappeared!
I found these monkeys in their places!
- I found monkeys! - But they're still in the building,
- I hope so! - I'm certain!
What is that?
Sir, either there's a sports derby in the hall or,,,
A diversion,
A diversion! You don't miss a trick! Sir,,,
Help!
Now do you believe it? She's locked in there!
Yes, I believe it, sorry!
Silvia, stay calm, we'll get you out of there!
She can't hear you,
You tell her!
Sure! What language should I use?
Oh, godda,,, Luca, alarm!
De Bortoli's back inside!
But there's a fire!
Martino, operation annulled, De Bortoli's back inside!
I'll see to your mother,
And I'll see to De Bortoli!
Good,
You'll see to De Bortoli?
Your first day without me and you lost them!
I'm surprised at you, Ma'am! I'll look for them!
- I'm not mixed up in this! - In what?
In nothing,
Silvia!
Open up!
Shit!
Move back, I'll break down the door,
Okay!
Shit!
Thank you!
That bastard has a flight for Santa Domingo!
You were right about everything!
Sorry, I'm upset, I even thoughtl heard Martinds voice,
- Martino was here, - Where is he?
Good question! What's this?
And this?
A sock!
- So? -So,,,
We call Ivy,
Ivy, the kids?
I can't hear you very well, Doriana's shouting her head off!
The kids are all back at base, except Martino, What's going on?
De Bortoli's fleeing to Santa Domingo,
- So, Martino? - Martinds missing,
Oh, God, he's kidnapped him!
Leave this to me! Come on!
- Want to drive? - Ifl had a license,,,
Stop!
I'm coming with you, I won't abandon my bee!
Take it easy!
There he is!
Sir!
So, you saw it best!
The two of us can't discuss soccer!
It's impossible to talk with you about soccer,,,
Wait,,,
Wait,
- Check that bag! - Open it, please,
- Martino? - And this?
Darling!
- Agent, come! - What is it?
Stop! Nobody moves!
I've got a child! Don't move!
You, too,
Stop!
Don't move!
And now?
Sorry, my phone,
- Think it's the moment for a call? - It's De Bortoli!
Answer!
Hello!
- Of course! He wants you, - Pass him to me,
Put it on speakerphone, calm down, a deep breath
and be polite,
- You piece of shit, don't touch my son! - I don't want to hurt him,
If you follow me, I may change my mind, but if you behave,
you'll find him at the Swiss border,
Luca, it's not true, he's not going to Switzerland,
Martino, don't worry honey, mommy will come for you!
- But could you be quiet for a moment! - No, let him talk,
Talk? Bring Martino back immediately!
Sorry, he self-kidnapped,,,
He told someone
to wait for him at the airport in Monza,
He's not going to Switzerland!
Stop right there!
Where do you think you're going?
Let me go and no one will get hurt,
You can't just leave! First, give back my bee!
My bee!
How the shit,,,
Give back my bee or I'll blow his brains out!
No need, it'll come on its own!
Launching pad,,,
Get it out of me!
I'll kill you!
Show me what you're like without a gun,
- Shouldn't we intervene? - And rob him of his satisfaction?
- He's getting the worst of it, - He's faking!
Now he'll deliver the final blow,
Hold Martino,
If you get on that helicopter, someone will get hurt,
You'd never do it in front of your son,
Martino, close your eyes,
Don't look,
Are you crazy? You could have shot me!
If you don't give up, next time, I will,
- Your mommy is nuts, - No, ex-biathlon champion,
Relax, he's bluffing, it's a thing for grown-ups,
- Let me help you, -Thank you,,,
How are you? Should I call an ambulance?
No, it's just that,,,
I want to kiss you,
Maybe it's the trauma, you look so beautiful and I'd like to kiss you,
Have you ever been serious in your life?
No, I've been waiting for this moment,
I love you,
Don't feel you have to say “me too", like in the movies,
I'd love you just the same, even if the relationship
wouldn't be balanced, but in a few years,,,
Not you!
QM} mm
Only thanks to the incredible intervention of Luca Ferrari,
a custodian at the nursery school,
as well as the accomplices he won't reveal the names of,
that GreenLight has been saved,
And thanks to the patent for BB 21,
its stock market listing has sky-rocketed,
And that's our last news item,
Great!
Goodbye forever superpowers,
You'll never stop stealing baby food, right?
Especially puree of flounder, just you!
We all have our little perversions! For example, you,,,
It wasn't at all easy to convince the parents not to report you,
Thank you,
One day, you'll explain it,
No! I don't want to know!
- Can I hug you? - Consider it done,
Go!
Go to them,
So,,,
as of tomorrow things will be different,
We'll still enjoy being together,
You won't understand us anymore?
Of course, he's run out of provisions,
He had three left,
less two for Celeste and the professor,,,
You even kept count?
It wasn't hard, the packaging's all the same,
Maybe it's best I don't understand you, you were starting to scare me,
Instead, I'm sorry, but don't use this information against me,
Is this a farewell?
You'd like that, eh?
No, not to the pediatrician! I want to stay here and play,
It's incredible!
Mommy, take another seifie!
Daddy, my pacifier fell on the floor two hours ago, How about it?
I have to admit it,
Bla Bla Baby is your first truly brilliant app,
- It's your perfect wave! - I think so, too,
What did you do?
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DELETE THIS APP?
- But now,,, - The end of shortcuts!
- You deleted it? - I want to understand my child?
Then I have to work at it, day by day,
If not, where's the enjoyment?
- You don't have a child! - Not yet!
But I have a prototype to practice on,
Martino 21,
What do you think?
No, let's see if I understand,,,
Every morning he brings you coffee in bed?
Every morning! And then, every morning,,,
QM} mm
- You see how he looks, but,,, - How do I look?
No, darling, I love you!
Honey!
It's ready!
What did he cook?
Silvia!
Sorry, I'm almost done,
Take your time,
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