(Quiet ticking)
(Alarm goes off)
(Melancholic violin music)
(Boy) Good morning, Raffi,
You're still awake,
You want to play?
Well, just a quick round, Until someone scores six goals,
Yes, Raffi, now we start,
(Lively music)
Goal! But now I'll catch the ball,
Equalizer! 1:1!
Sammy! Molly!
I'll be right there!
2:1 for you, Not bad, Raffi,
2:2, equalized,
Damn, double goal, 2:4 for you,
Goal! 2:5! 2:6!
Caught! Yes! Raffi won!
- Damn, can't you stop once! - Sammy, Molly, it's a quarter to!
Raffi, what's the matter?
- Sharing, - Not with hamster cheek,
He has smeared my kajal,
Mama! Something's wrong with Raffi!
Come quickly!
What's the matter? Maybe he's just tired,
- No, he's sick, - We go to the vet after work,
No, now! Raffi is very ill,
- Can we go now? - I don't go,
No one leaves one's friend, when he dies,
- And you're to blame with your shouting, - Who's the one shouting?
I want Papa to come back,
He would immediately go to the vet with me,
Well done, You really did it, We don't talk about Papa,
Now Mom is sad again, It is true,
Sammy, Papa isn't here, because he needs a break, understood?
Afghanistan is far away he would need days to come here,
Today afternoon is much faster,
Good, Dress yourself, I'll drive you to school,
You already missed the bus anyway,
(Sammy) Papa, If you come home today take care of Raffi,
He is sick and needs help, Your Sammy,
Buckle up,
(Woman) Trees sprout in spring, They develop leafs,
What do they need for this? Sammy,
Uh, I don't know, Raffi is sick,
- Raffi? - My hamster,,,
Quiet please! We stay on topic, What do they need? Annika,
They make sugar water using chlorophyll,
(A dog whimpers and whines)
Can it take even more time? Jochen's waiting for me for hours,
- Just go, - Funny,
- Mrs, Wiese? - That's us,
How shall I say it, your hamster has a weak heart,
Weak heart?
- I couldn't come earlier, - Glad you come,
It probably is a classic coarctation,
- (Mother) A narrowing of the aorta? - Quite common among some hamster species,
- Is he going to die now? - No, You do not have to worry,
(Doctor) But its lifetime is shortened,
We could operate, But that's expensive,
700 to 800, if not more,
But a new hamster costs but just 6 to 7 €,
If you love your pet,,,
I don't want a new hamster, Mama! I want Raffi!
We'll have to consider,
- Sure you're going to be operated, - That's not yours to decide!
But! He's Dad's present, If Dad were here now,,,
- Sammy, Molly, - He doesn't throw money out the window,
- Not even Papa is so stupid, - Molly, stop it,
1000 Euros for such a stupid animal,
and I don't get jeans like everyone else,
We'll think about that,
If there is enough money, Raffi will be operated,
And you get your jeans,
Not only a jeans, Clothes worth the OP!
I'm just tired to always take a back seat,
(Sammy) "Papa-star and Sammy-star, we both at night"
That's what you said when I could not sleep,
First deposit, 36 euros and 87 cents,
I also want Raffi to be operated, Everything will be fine,
Off to bed! He needs a well rested friend tomorrow in hospital,
Good night, my friend, Everything will be fine,
We haven't seen each other for two days, Slowly this is getting too inflationary,
Your shouting is getting too infacionary for me, too,
Raffi needs rest,
Inflationary! Be quiet, hamster cheek, when you don't even know how to speak,
I'll tell Papa how stupid and mean she is,
Don't know how long that'll take, probably forever,
An aorta as thick as a pin, how's this gonna happen?
- (Sammy) It'll work, Now stop it! - Sure, it's bad for him,
But it's bad that I have to waste hours at the vet babysitting,
I don't need a babysitter any more,
Okay, yes, I'll call, I love you too,
Come,
I'm sorry, Sammy, Nobody may sit and watch at the OP,
- But,,, - Don't worry,
We are very well prepared, We make the OP often,
Last week we had a guinea pig with a weak heart,
It already rushes around in the garden,
Have a nice day, Raffi, See you,
You'll surely see him again,
- What do you know? - Sit down, I'll get us a cola,
(Sad violin music)
(A machine beeps)
(Heart sounds)
- Has it gone well? - Look, Mom, he is still sleeping,
Looks like a Red Cross nurse,
I already told your kids: It needs rest,
We have cut its claws, so that it doesn't claw the bandage,
Feed it as before,
It'll eat little at first, but it'll catch up,
Thank you,
(Lively music)
Huhu!
Rocky?
- Where's the car? - What car?
- Pepe has taken it, - Pepe, so? Um,
- Where can I find him? - I am glad not to know that,
- Let's take #160, - By bus?
I sit two years in pen, and then travel by bus?
What is wrong?
I ride every morning to work by bus,
You have a job?
I clean regularly, I earn 10 euros an hour,
Listen carefully, baby, If you wanna be together with me, you end it,
But why?
Because Rocky Granata's wife doesn't clean,
And also doesn't use the bus!
He wakes up, Look how cute he looks,
- I'm hungry, - Have you bought something?
- No, I was at the hamster OP, - Then we eat out,
- What do you think? - Good idea, Sushi,
I'm not hungry,
But you haven't eaten the whole day,
- Also, I do not eat dead fish, - Sushi!
(Mother) Pizza,
- Do you come along? - Pizza is unhealthy,
- Full disgusting cholesterols and fats, - Good, then I'll get it,
Still not hungry, king hamster cheek?
Then starve with your ill rodent,
Molly is stupid, But you aren't, Raffi,
Fuck!
(Ringing) Mom's hospital phone,
Perhaps something bad happened, (Ringing)
(Phone continues ringing)
There's the key! Hop in,
- Come on, get in! - Rocky!
Mama, the clinic called, (Tires screech)
I left the key in the ignition, Sammy!
(Tires screech)
Raffi!
- The tank is almost empty, - I'm calling the police,
- Everything will be fine, - No! Raffi's not gonna survive this!
Prematurely released and then you steal a car, I don't get it!
I've just borrowed it, baby,
- Rocky, look, - What?
- A small animal, - Out with it!
(Woman) Over my dead body,
What is this all about?
A brawn? A diapered baby? (Laughing)
Rocky, it's a hamster,
In the car is a recently operated hamster,
It's more about the animal than about the car,
Yes, I see,
Tomorrow morning?
Thank you,
It is also about 1000 euros,
Sorry,
Everything just because you left, Papa,
Pretty much fucked up by you,
What nonsense, damn it! And then the stupid animal!
- One should look at the fuel gauge, - Be quiet!
- If I just knew what happened to my containers? - They no longer exist, Be happy,
Are you crazy? Because my whole capital is inside,
Three containers with false bottoms, Full with cigarettes, 480,000 packs!
- And? - Want to make fun of me?
- No, certainly not, - When I was in jail all those years,,,
- It weren't even two, - Don't interrupt me!
When I did my time,
in jail, alone, weeks and months, days and nights
and when I scratched lines in the wall for every day
only one thought kept me alive,
Rocky,,,
My containers! And the money that is in them,
Baby,
Baby, wait, You have to understand that,
Baby, come on! Baby!
(Tragic music)
- Please answer, Papa, - What are you doing there?
- I want to call Papa, - Are you crazy? This is too expensive,
- I have to tell Papa about Raffi, - He has already cost enough,
Now we need to save,
Go to bed,
Gosh!
- (Jo) What did he want? - To call Papa, as always,
So, here's the next one,
Perhaps he's suitable, Does not look so bad,
- (Jo) Tell me more, - "Raimund Matthies", an airline pilot,
Searches for a "nice woman to take off and lean on,"
Only totally unsuitable guys come forward, A pilot who is constantly on the move,
Why does your father take care of children abroad and not of his own?
I do not know, Papa hasn't deserved Mama and us,
Just running off, taking a time out – something I would never do,
I know, That's why I'm with you,
And you really want to search for a new man for your mother?
Surely, She is a pain in my arse because of her loneliness,
(Ominous music)
(Sammy) Dear Papa, everything is very dire,
Raffi is gone, Gangsters stole him,
I can not bear it,
He is alone and has no one, who loves him,
Take the beast out of my bed! Or it will gnaw something away from me,
Nonsense, What's the little thing gonna do to you?
Ok, but you'll help me finding the containers tomorrow,
I'd best turn a blind eye,
Rocky, look: He has such the sweet feet,
Be quiet!
If you only knew what Molly does, She's nasty,
I'm doing better than children in Kabul,
But I don't want a new dad, Please come back!
Raffi's gone, so you mustn't be away as well,
Your Sammy, PS: Don't tell Mama anything about my letter,
And likewise for Molly, otherwise she makes mincemeat of me,
(Phone ringing)
- Muck, - 03 here, Unauthorized persons are here,
- How did they come in? - No idea, Probably through the fence,
Send them to me,
(Computer signal)
"Helene Wiese,"
"Doctor, Very nice kids, Doesn't like going out,"
Finally a woman who likes to stay at home,
(Knocking)
- There they are, - Thanks, Gerd, Wait outside,
- (Gerd) Yes, - Mr Granich,
Ms Kupfergold, Please take a seat,
These containers disappeared two years ago in the port,
And you are asking us at the terminal? How did you even get in here?
- (Rocky) Through the main entrance, - And no one stopped you? It's dangerous here,
The machines don't care who stands in their way, be it human, animal or car,
- How horrible! - Can you help me or not?
No, But there is a company for lost containers,
- Here, Ask these guys, - Thanks, Sir,
Here are the numbers of my containers, And my phone number if you find them,
- No offense, - Yes,
Sorry,
- May I? - Yes,
He's really sweet, And the soft fur,
- Yes, - And the sniffing nose,
(Rocky) Come,
- Please, Molly, just briefly, - No, What do you want at the parking lot?
You won't find anything there anyway, Tomato sauce or pesto?
- Maybe traces, - You shall not go out alone, So?
- Without anything, Please, - Don't bug me and set the table,
I'm not your servant after all,
"Köhlbrandbrücke",
- Well, big one, how are you? - I've got a lot of homework,
Use Google Maps, that's easier,
- Funny, without a computer? - Ask Molly,
- No, I can handle things, - All right,
- You can close the door, - Yes,
If you want to rent a container, then say or press "1",
- Bite me! - I did not understand you,
- If you want to rent a container,,, - Are you kidding me?
What a shit!
(TV music)
,,, and then the headlights went on,
Oh!
Listen, you little shit, You occupy way too much space!
Ui!
Ei, ei, ei!
Good that Miranda isn't here, We two can have a lot of fun together,
Yummy, yummy, yummy,
Yes, hop, hop! So you aren't sick any more,
(Rocky laughs)
(Darker music)
This is called feeding into freedom,
(Menacing music)
(Seagull calls)
(Violin music)
(Suspenseful music)
(Lively music)
Roadworks: Entering forbidden
(Suspenseful music)
Prison
(Car doors are slammed)
- Key is in the ignition, - Maybe the tank has been driven empty,
Possible,
(Exciting music)
- Yes, I'll call the precinct, - Good,
- (Woman's voice on radio) - A car owner identification, please,
HH DW 521,
Has been reported stolen, Owner: Dr, Helene Wiese,
From Flottbek, The tow truck is on its way,
- What is it? - Wasn't there a bike just now?
A bicycle?
Where's a bike supposed to come from?
(Song) I miss you, my little friend, sniffing, crackling in the night
You banish ghosts, you comfort and nudge me
when I had a nightmare again,
Now you're gone!
I can't take it any more,
Robbed, stolen, kidnapped I never give up
Now you're gone!
I can't take it any more,
Robbed, stolen, kidnapped I never give up
Now you're gone
Sammy! Sammy, do you know who called?
Yes?
The police called,
They have found the car, But without Raffi,
"Miranda Kupfergold, Australiakai 125,"
Admit it, you've abandoned him somewhere here,
That's ridiculous, I don't care about such little shits,
(Rocky whistles a tune)
(He laughs)
(Miranda) My little pet,
I hope you don't freeze to death overnight,
- Do you think Dad comes back? - I don't know,
I was angry and have thrown him out,
He wanted to go out into the world with us, to Afghanistan,
But I deemed it too dangerous,
As he said he would go alone
I said he needn't come back in that case,
- And then he wanted a break, - That was very stupid of you,
I have written to him that I'm sorry
and that I apologize,
- And also that you love him? - Yes, I did,
I have,
- Sleep well, will you? - Yes,
- And? - The containers were sold,
To an auction house, I'll call there,
What a shit!
No, Molly, I have a meeting,
- You did not say that, - At the beginning of the week,
Casserole is in the oven, 200 degrees, 20 minutes,
No! What do you think I am?
Another word and there'll be no pocket money,
If I'm not working nothing runs anymore,
- Are you nice to Sammy? Mollie isn't, - I can take care of myself,
No, you're too young,
Well fine, the new man for Mama is sitting in the Dock Five and we don't go there,
That's not bad, Just imagine her to pick a friend for you,
- I already have one, - Mama loves Papa! She doesn't need a new man!
- And if he does not return? - He comes back! I know that!
- Your mother must decide for herself, - If you don't come, I'll go alone,
- I'll come along, - Not a word to Mama!
- Only if I may accompany you, - This is extortion!
I know, Before we go to the house in the port,
- Are you crazy? - Well, I'll call Mama,
The harbor? Show me where exactly,
(Sammy) I think that's it,
(Molly) Wow, the waste! A dead rat!
Is that Raffi?
- No, just a rat, - Let's go! Nobody's here,
Let's go indoors to look for Raffi,
Not a good idea, Sammy, Rather at day, With sunshine,
There's a cat with something disgusting in its mouth!
- Do cats eat hamsters? - No, they smack of pet store,
Port cats are allergic to this,
- There, It's Raffi's bandage, - Really?
Raffi is here,
Sammy, Jochen! Come on! (Tires screech)
(Siren) Let's get going! We'll be back tomorrow,
No, please, Jochen,
Listen, I do not want to get caught in a threesome on the scooter,
And much less with somebody who should be in bed long ago, Come on!
Really, how can one suck at a Fanta for so long?
He wears a fish tie as a sign, the ugliest on this continent,
- Already two minuses, - I find it funny,
- Do not drink the whole cola! - I became sick because of the man,
And Mama says that if one is sick, one should drink Coke,
Don't stare over there, He has already recognized us,
- He's coming, Get out! - There's some cola left,
Hey, Where are you going?
- And you? - The bill please,
- Also for the kids? - Uh, yeah,
Mama wants to have Papa back! And nobody else!
- But he doesn't, Otherwise he would be there, - Stop it, Molly!
I'm sorry hamster cheek,
- Leave me alone! - Don't say "Hamster"!
It's going shit for you, But believe me, so does it for me,
Two containers were sold to the film company Cine Set-up,
The other is in a warehouse in Wilhelmsburg,
- Tomorrow morning I go to the studio, - But you don't own the containers any more,
They can keep the containers, I'm not interested in the plate,
(Thunder)
Molly, Sammy, Jochen, school starts in half an hour!
Mom, guess what?
Jochen, it's a bit too early for you to stay overnight with Molly,
- He slept with Sammy, - You could have woken me,
- I tried it the whole time, - Listen Mama, I know where Raffi is,
- I'll drive there with Jochen at once, - Nonsense,
- A scary house, where I found the bandage, - He had nightmares,
So we had to sleep in his bed,
We already know the stories by heart, really scary,
Three against one, that's cowardly,
(Menacing music)
(Oppressive music)
- (Jo honks) - (Molly) Ciao,
Hello, you need to announce yourself,
Oh man,
- What is it, Sir? - Where do you want to go?
- Cine Set-up, - Do you have a delivery?
- I need to talk to the boss, for a job, - Fill out the form, Name, signature,
And then please go into the house 3/2, 27-0-5,
Ok,
Thank you,
- Looking for something? - I?
No, Sir, I wanted to see, how the base is,
I am looking for a container and heard you want to sell,
- No, Who says that? - Mike,
- Mike Lemke? - Yes, I believe,
Mike's crazy, We acquired it cheaply at the auction house,
- Auction house? - Bosse & Halberschmidt,
Thank you, Sir, I'll run around and see them,
Ts!
(Exciting music)
(Eerie music)
(Darker music)
Raffi,,,
(Menacing music)
(Steps)
Miranda?
Hey, Miranda!
Shit,
- Hey, what have we got here? - I,,,
What, you, you, you, you?
You're a burglar, aren't you? You wanted to steal something,
- No, I came to look for something, - What?
- My hamster, - Why would he be here?
Some of him was in the trash, And there is his cage,
That was down in the trash, Probably thrown in by a drunken sailor,
Seafarers need mascots, because they are always so lonely,
- Hamsters are great mascots, - Raffi isn't! He's a real hamster!
- He can very much! - What?
- Score goals, - Score goals, And what else?
- Find things, - Which things?
- Lost and hidden things, - Who is hiding what?
Mama hid Papa's cigarettes so that he does not smoke,
But Papa takes them away immediately, because Raffi gnawed at them,
And that is not healthy for hamsters,
- I see, - Can I get out of here?
Sure, you have to find your hamster,
Good luck with your search,
Maybe he's climbed in a bottle
And has rolled into the water, as a message in a bottle,
The current of the Elbe could bring him to the other side of the world,
Hey! (He laughs)
Where is he, the little shit? I could really use him,
(Suspenseful music)
Raffi,
Raffi, wait! I'm coming!
(Dramatic music)
(Suspenseful music)
I'll get you,
(Darker music)
Crap,
(Sad music)
That's it! There the tire!
Raffi, turn around! Jump! This is your only chance!
(Menacing music)
Yes!
Waiter! There's a child floating in the water,
To the top!
Juhu!
Hey,
(Man) Oh, oh,
Hey, boy! Sit down!
- What? - Sit down!
Hello, Muck here, A boy drifts downriver on a steel pontoon,
Height rkm 634 approximately,
(Tooting)
Ah! Waiter!
- What will become of this? - I'm looking for something, My Hamster,
- Aha, - Don't look so stupid, It's my pet,
- Don't ever come back! - Certainly not, you fish head!
- What? - You stink, eh!
(Tooting)
(Menacing music)
(Ship horn toots)
(Dramatic music)
Hey, boy! (Tooting)
Caution, Hopp, hop in, Good,
(Darker music)
Come on, get out,
Are you the father?
- No, but I know the boy, - Is that correct? I'll call your parents,
- It's only Mama, - You'll explain everything to her,
- Yes, - Come
- Molly wanted it, - Molly's your sister? And further?
Molly prescreens men for Mama,
- Well, well, And how did Molly find me? - I don't know,
But I have a father, and he'll come back, I know that,
- Can we go to my hamster? - Only when your mother is here,
Sammy! Sammy,
We were so worried about you,
What are you doing? You can hardly swim,
- Are you Mr, Muck? - Yes,
- Helene Wiese, - Luckily nothing's happened,
Sorry for the inconvenience, Would you give me your address?
You get a reward, He's worth that much to me,
I have my business card in the car,
- But that's not necessary, - Molly, do you accompany him?
- I? - Go on,
Why me?
Miss Molly Wiese
Alias Helene, the doctor, who would like to be doctored,
Quite presumptuous, what you devised,
It's bad, when you are deserted,
But your mother hopes that your father returns,
Thank you for not telling my Mother,
I am not a monster, But take care of your little brother,
- He's really missing his father, - And so do I,
No, Sammy, How often can I say it? No,
- Rescue vessel, ship restaurant, It is enough, - Please, Mama,
- I know where he is, - No!
We don't go anywhere, This is my last word,
Good morning, Sammy, I decided something,
You stay at home today, As does Molly, A break is due because of yesterday's events,
I'll be off this afternoon, We'll do something nice together,
- But I need to the restaurant to Raffi, - But he's already dead,
- Molly, - Someone's gotta tell him,
- Sammy,,, - Oh, leave me alone!
What now? Raffi can't swim, What if he really,,,
- Take care that he doesn't leave again? - You can count on me,
Tiffi is the small black rat,
that assists the electricians to relocate wires,
The idea is: Why open ducts, if a small animal fits through?
- Tiffi received a special belt, - (Rocky) Look!
,,, And a string attached to retract the cable,
(Rocky) That's a thing,
Since when do you care about rodents?
Now I could use the little shit,
Good that he does not have to serve for this,
Today Tiffi makes something new, It inspects cavities,
Thanks to this camera, one can look under the floors of houses,
- I know what you want, But Raffi,,, - He's not dead,
- Your broads know nothing! - Take "broads" back!
"Otherwise I make mincemeat out of you,"
I only wanted to say that you look tired today around the eyes,
- Really? - And your hair,,,
- What about them? - Not Jochen's taste, too strawy today,
- And to whom do I owe this? - Me, And so I'll help you,
How that, hamster cheek?
So,
To get beautiful skin and hair, Molly, so that the dark circles go away
you must give the cucumber an hour to act,
And the egg-oil mix as well, Lie quietly, Like a meditation,
- Sammy, who knows how to read women, - Well, now music,
- I come in an hour to massage, - So late?
- Want to be beautiful, or not? - Sure!
(Suspenseful music)
- Young man, how can I help you? - Have you seen a hamster?
That sweet thing with a shaved point on the chest?
- Yes, that's Raffi! - Raffi? Is that yours?
He ran through the kitchen,
I looked at him and thought: "A water rat!"
- I grabbed the cleaver and,,, - No! Not Raffi!
It was not a rat,
It was Raffi, He watched me with his button eyes, So weird!
- I gave him coconut flakes, - Where is he now?
- He's at my brother's, Lin, - Lin?
He's prop man at the hamster show, "Tommy, which door?", You certainly know it,
Because they always need new animals,
- Where is this? - At Studio Hamburg,
- Raffi's gonna be famous, - Where exactly is it?
- Don't you have a phone? - But how, I'm only eight,
Here's the place where we are,
There's Studio Hamburg, Follow the GPS,
- But you can also use a map, - All right,
Good luck, boy!
- You're a sweetheart, Sammy, - Yes?
My skin looks great, The women will love you,
Can you phone Jochen and say that I come later?
Yes,
- No signal, - Go down,
Ok,
(Rap) When all already told me I should replace you
I started looking for you Because I could not forget you
I will not let you down Will overcome any fear
Don't worry, my friend You know, I'll find you,
- Hello, you need to sign in! - Once again, Sir?
- Yes? - I got a job at the hamster show,
- TWD? "Tommy, which door?"? - Yes, you name it,
Quick, the rehearsal is already running,
And you have to fill this form, You know that already,
Report to Mr Melchior in Studio 3 who will give you a visitor's card,
No, no, no! This is far too little,
Look at me, Raised Arm means big hand,
With foot usage, I want to see passion and emotions,
Okay? Again? And,,,
Hey!
- Hello, Hello you, - I?
- Yes, Why don't you look at me? - I have to pay a visit,,,
- Where,,, - Tim,
- Here left around the corner, - Thank you,
Please,
- (Man next door) And,,, now! - (Applause)
Which one is which? Phew,,,
- He's called Lin Yon, - He has already announced you,
I tell him about it, Studio 3, The two barriers,
Then you're going that way, then another way, then that way,
And then that way again, Roger that?
- Yes, - Great,
- Are you the boy with the hamster? - Yes,
Then come in,
(Lin) That's strange,
Who has uncovered them?
- Raffi, Where's he? - No idea, He was in here,
- What are you looking for? - The new hamster, He belongs to him,
Real? That was yours? The one with the scar at the front? Hello,
I'm Mike, Your hamster is a shrewd fellow,
He was today in the rehearsal and will appear today on the show,
- But he's gone, Do you know who took him? - Such has never ever happened,
- Stop! We have to look for him, - We'll do it, Sit down and wait,
- But,,, - Wait here,
I can't believe it! Rocky, you found him,
- You've brought him back to me, - To you?
What are you doing? This is inconvenient for the little animal,
- (Rocky) This is the camera, - Camera?
You're doing well, little shit!
- Not the cigarettes, That is unhealthy, - Get off!
So,
Shame on you!
Dragging this innocent creature into your vile plans,
My heart bleeds for him!
Get off!
- No, - Go away!
Rocky! You cannot do that,
Rocky, you cannot do that! Rocky!
Mama will be so mad at me,
Call her, If anything happens to Sammy, you'll never be happy again,
(Computer signal)
Container has been localized
"Container IPXU 332754-8," Well, someone's gonna be happy,
(Darker music)
Hello, you need to sign in, You already know that,
Why now? The program starts in two hours,
- I know, Sir, But I get a special rehearsal, - (Buzzing) Aha,
(Humming)
(Honking)
- Where are you going? - I want to pick up my son,
He's here somewhere on the backlot,
What does somewhere here mean? You have to check in!
- Should I? - I will do that,
Raffi?
Crap,
(Menacing music)
(Sammy) Ah!
I told you to wait for me, boy!
Sammy, what are you doing?
No trace of your hamster, I'm sorry,
How about free tickets for my show TWD?
Good idea, That'll cheer us up,
I'm not a baby that can be cheered easily!
Could one of you please finally get this?
Gosh, Papa! Come back at last,
If only I could fly to you!
Now, you little rodent, Show what you have,
Yes, exactly, to the left,
The traverse and in the double bottom,
Yes,
You've bitten through it, you bastard!
Hey! Come out immediately again! Come back! Hey,,,
Ah! Uh,,,
Hello! I'm up here! I'm locked up,
- Ms, Kupfergold? - Yes,
Has a neighbor a spare key?
- No, - Then go to the side,
Um,,, sorry Mr Granich's there?
No, I must instantly get to the containers,
How?
He wired the little hamster and took him with him to use as a spy,
To search for cigarettes?
- How do you know? - Well, your husband,,,
- He is not my husband, - Should I drive you?
We could free the hamster from your Rocky together,
- You would do that for me? - I don't have another choice,
But don't say "your Rocky" ever again, It has in fact stopped rocking,
Once and for all, Hmm,
There you are, How did you get in here? What a sight you are?
Sammy! Look who's here!
Come on! There's Raffi!
(Sammy) Raffi,
What have you got there?
Come, we'll show him to Mike, I'll radio him, Mike Lin,
We have found him, In the supply container,
- Mike, another ten minutes, - (Mike) Thank you,
- Here he is, - See, nothing gets lost here,
Come in if you like,
Sammy, would you like an appearance on my show today?
- I don't know, - Together with your little friend,
- Okay, If he can stay with me, - Promised,
- Bring them in, - Yes,
(Announcement) all passengers for PH 177 to Munich
to proceed to Gate B 30,
I feel like a hamster,
(Music in the studio)
- (Helene) This is,,, - Raffi,
- Really? - What a pity that Sammy doesn't see this,
- Excited? - A bit,
It'll work,
Ok, Attention,,,
Go,
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
I welcome you to the 112th episode of "Tommy, which door?",
As you see I got reinforcements today, And the young man's name is
- Samuel Wiese, - Sammy,
- How old are you? - Eight,
For eight years Sammy is the proud owner of today's Tommy,
(Father) Raffi?
And Sammy!
- Do you know this show? - Yes, of course,
- Is it live? - Surely,
Don't you know it? "Tommy, which door?"
- I'm proud of you, - Cool, Sammy, You're acting like a pro,
We welcome our guests: applause for Inga and Lara!
(Serene music in the studio)
- You brought your husbands with you? - Of course,
And we welcome Enrico and Kevin!
(Mike) We start with the first game,
- Heinz, where are all hand trucks? - There where the cigarettes are,
Hey you, I searched for you everywhere,
- You didn't come forward, - I am here,
Psst! The event is running, I need you in the audience,
- (Man) Yes! Aquarius! - (Mike) Kevin and Lara take the lead,
- Back, the gap, - Am I the filler, or what?
(Mike) Lara,,,
- Look, Mom, this is the man, - Which man?
The one who stole Raffi,
- I'll take him to task afterwards, - Don't you believe me?
Unbelievable! First the boy, then a guy who wants to constantly visit the show,
Then a nervous housewife, and now you, What a day!
Hello, Is it Cine set-up? It's about your container,
Mr, Muck of Euro Gate is here, He says it's about contraband,
Cigarettes, yes, I'll tell him,
- Thanks, - You're welcome,
There, There he is,
- Who? - My little hamster,
He has this scar on his stomach,
- Job! Enrico, what job do you have? - Confectioner,
- So you make cakes, - Of course,
So, dear Inga and Lara, now the sweetness comes into play,
(Lively music)
Now the vital question: Through which door will Tommy go?
If it's door A the cake flies to Enrico,
In case B it flies to Kevin, In case C no cake flies at all,
So let's ask Tommy! Tommy, which door?
(Exciting music)
Our new main actor makes it exciting,
Sammy, what do you think: Through which door will he go?
(Exciting music)
Hello, good evening, I have to get into this show,
We say goodbye to Inga and Enrico,
Was it at least tasty?
- Quick please, - Are you registered?
No, but that's my family and that is our hamster,
- Your name? - Henry Wiese,
I'll see what I can do,
(Henry) Thank you,
- Is that really your hamster? - Yes, How come?
His name is Raffi and he is very special,
Hello, Henry,
- Health? - Yes,
Are there tickets for Wiese?
I am the father of the protagonist and of the boy there, Sammy,
- You smoke, - Yes,
- (Henry) And? - Did you hear the ringing? I didn't,
We have calculated how much you have smoked in 25 years,
Hard to imagine, We have amassed the amount,
But not here for lack of space, but in the next studio,
I am connected to Harriet,
- Do you hear me? - Yes, Mike,
Good evening, dear audience, Hello, Sammy,
Nice that Raffi is here, He helps us to solve a problem,
Because 560,000 cigarettes float right above me,
They weigh almost half a ton,
And this is Mr, Schwarz by the customs office,
- Good evening, Mr, Schwarz, - Good evening,
Your office has kindly provided these cigarettes for us,
- Do you want to tell the audience why? - Well, they are,,, This is contraband,
- (Harriet) And where has it been found? - In double floors,
These cigarettes are now destroyed,
Of course under professional supervision by the fire department
And customs inspector Mr Schwarz,
The candidate is going to,,,
- I must go to the loo, - But not so long,
Yes,
(Mike) For every destroyed kg you'll get 10€; makes a prize of 5000€,
Kevin, you can drive trucks, right?
No problem,
- This model? - Of course,
Wonderful,
We just have to get the cigarettes down from the net,
I welcome the installation artist Sid Singili from Bern,
- Hello, How do you do? - You have just flown in from New York,
One of your artwork is celebrated at MOMA,
You're just coming from New York, where your art has been shown for three weeks,
- Even as a child,,, - When I was five,
As a five year old Sid Singili was interested in
making objects roll, fall, turn,
Today he only shows a small part, a simple chain reaction,
Triggered by a small animal,
A hamster,
(Mike) Mr Singili, your little haired assistant is ready,
We step aside so that the installation can take its course,
It will be filmed by more than 40 cameras,
An unprecedented experiment, Mr, Singili, your turn,
Okay,
So I say,,, Tommy, go!
Good luck!
- That was Rocky's hand, - Are you sure?
Where's the hamster? Get me a new Tommy! Fast!
(Exciting music)
- Where's Raffi? - He's certainly not far away,
Stupid Straate!
I wanted to never ever leave Raffi alone again!
But that is not Raffi,
- Right, - He has been replaced,
(Music in the studio)
So, you little shit,
Lead me to my cigarettes, Yes,
(Laughs) Well done, so good,
(Serene music in the studio)
Thank you,
Raffi, not there! Stop!
What is it, Harriet? We see strange images,
So do we, We are waiting for the opening of the gate,
We're fine, We are bomb-happy,
Ah!
What you're seeing has not been intended,
(Harriet) Now it's getting exciting,
Sammy!
Madness, Sammy and Raffi, what a team!
Stop!
I want Raffi!
Go away, boy! Or I'll make mincemeat out of you!
Molly says that all the time, Give me Raffi back!
Then get him!
Do something!
(Menacing music)
Stop, What are you doing?
- I have to stop Rocky, - Why you? - Stay where you are,
- (Muck) I will, - Stop,
(Mike) Call the police, Holy shit!
How do I get out of here, damn?
Stop! Nobody enters without registration,
Who called you? Where do you want to go?
Unbelievable,
Where are the damned?
I cannot hold any longer!
- One can get used to everything, - Stay where you are!
(Menacing music)
(Motor stops)
Dammit!
Oh, that was you, You bastard!
- (Henry) That's enough! - Papa!
My boy, next time we'll make a shtick out of it,
- Sammy, look, Here's Raffi, - Papa,
(Applause)
- Thank you, - (Mike) Thank you,
Hello, little one,
How are you?
Exciting, huh?
The small hamster had a heart operation,
Go, Papa,
Now come on!
(Soft music)
They should hug, Go on!
Do you want to be my girlfriend, Miss Kupfergold?
By the way, my name is Miranda,
Yes, that's my name,
At least one happy end, I like happy ends, And you?
- You, Papa? - Yes?
Is your sabbatical really over now?
- Yes, if Helene still likes me, - Of course she likes you,
The timeout idea was not mine,
- Our daugther is kissing a boy unknown to me, - I am Jochen,
- Hello, - She kisses him for some time,
You can take them as an example,
Happy End,
(Harmonic guitar music)
Three months later,,,
It's really stupid that Jochen mustn't stay overnight here,
- You have school, - At the weekend again,
- Sharing, - Okay,
Mom, Dad, come! You have to see this!
- (Molly) Oh! - (Helene) How sweet,
- Gosh! He is like his mother, - Women's football,
If we sell them, we could earn 200€ given the publicity,
Molly,
Papa, You know, what you promised me,
Do you really want to go there?
- You don't come with him? - No, he can do it on his own,
As you wish,
(Door locks)
(Door is unlocked)
(Rocky) Hey,
That's a thing,
That you visit me,,,
Here, for you,
- Did she send you? - No, I'm here to tell you something,
Miranda works for us, As a housekeeper,
- There's no saw in it? - Has been screened,
Was a joke,
- Raffi dropped young, - But he's a man!
I thought so, But the worse what she endured,
I was so mad at you!
But without you she would never have come into the studio
To all the other hamsters and she had no young today,
I didn't think about that,
I should greet you from Miranda, She'll be engaged soon,
- With the container guy, huh? - He's called Andreas and is very nice,
- Goodbye, - Hey,
- How are the little shits named? - Like Raffi, All with R,
- Rudi, Rolf, Renate and Rocky, - Rocky? No,
- How sweet, - She'll soon be able to play football,
- Rocky a woman? No, No, - You can get used to everything,
(Song) Little creature
You have been
In the night
For me awake
Big eyes
that see everything
Accompanying me in my dreams,
Now you're gone!
I can't take it anymore,
Robbed, stolen, kidnapped
I never give up Now you're gone!
(Rap) When you came to us Mom and Dad were not yet separated
You were my best friend, watched over me at night,
Have always been there for me But now you're gone
I miss you every day And I wonder, where you are,
(Song) You out there, cold and lonely,
Plaything for
The wild animal
Yes, I look for you
And I find you
Even if it takes years
Now you're gone!
I can't take it anymore,
Robbed, stolen, kidnapped
I never give up, Now you're gone,
(Rap) When all already told me I should replace you
I started looking for you Because I could not forget you
I will not let you down Will overcome any fear
Don't worry, my friend You know, I'll find you,
(Song) I miss you, my little friend, sniffing, crackling in the night
You banish ghosts, you comfort and nudge me
when I had a nightmare again,
Now you're gone!
I can't take it anymore,
Robbed, stolen, kidnapped
I never give up,
Now you're gone!
I can't take it anymore,
Robbed, stolen, kidnapped
I never give up Now you're gone!