Woo-hoo!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
Ah, Fairytale Forest,
where a cute little bear can become a prince's best friend,
This way to the mine, brothers,
To the mine!
To the mine--
All thanks to an apple,
Hmm?
Hmm,
Mmm!
Huh?
What's that?
-I call it a Sky Potato, -Hmm?
Sky Potato!
I'm never gonna be able to pull a real sword out of a stone,
Why do I have to take this dumb Royal Test of Manliness anyway?
I totally agree, Bob,
I'm very manly,
Why are we practicing in this spooky enchanted forest?
Good thing I brought someone who always makes me feel better,
I know what my father said about me being too old for a teddy bear,
but I don't care,
Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
I really should fix you so you say more than that,
but I don't want to,
To the palace, Bob!
Yaw! Yaw!
Hmm,
Brothers, wait for me!
Oh,
Ouch,
Yaw, Bob! Yaw!
Faster, Bob, Yaw!
A bear!
Huh?
Who knew there were more of us?
Are you hurt, fella?
I take that as a "yes," Quick, help him!
We have to give him snout-to-snout resuscitation,
Maybe he has something stuck in his throat,
Let's take him to the Fairy,
She'll know what to do,
Oops,
Don't worry, we're going to fix you right up,
Brothers?
Brothers, where'd you go?
Whoa!
Huh?
What a wonderful hat,
Huh? Prince Teddy?
There you are, I've been looking for you everywhere,
Hmm?
Prince, uh, what?
You… You can walk,
You're easily impressed,
Check this out,
I can juggle,
And do this,
And that,
Oh, enchanted forest,
You brought Prince Teddy to life,
-What are you doing? Let me go! -What a glorious day,
With you by my side,
my Royal Test of Manliness will be a cinch,
Yaw, Bob! Yaw!
Oh boy, this isn't going to end well,
Meanwhile, at the Fairy's house, this was happening,
Fairy!
Are you home?
Bears! Bears, shush!
It's only noon, and I'm a teenage fairy,
We need your help,
This bear fell off a horse, and now he can't move,
Oh, how cute, If I help you, will you let me get back to sleep?
Mm-hmm,
Night,
Wow,
Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
Ew, no! Not on my leg,
Get off,
Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
Did you hear that?
Yes, he wants to go pee-pee,
No, he said he's a prince, We've got to get him to the castle,
-What for? -Because he's got to go pee-pee,
Isn't anyone listening?
Hey!
Wait, come back!
Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
Hold on, You'll be home soon, Your Furriness,
Hello? Anybody home?
Delivery for the prince,
All right, keep your pants on,
Bridge opening,
Ow!
Rascally dwarfs,
-Ouch, -Now what?
-I know, -Hmm?
We'll slingshot Prince Teddy over the wall,
We shall have you inside in a moment, Your Royal Fluffiness,
One, two…
-Brothers, hey! -Huh?
Up here! Up here!
Brother?
How did you get up there?
The prince thinks I'm Prince Teddy,
Okay, don't worry,
We're sending the real Prince Teddy up now,
Then we'll come get you,
Ow,
Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
I'll get him,
-Got him, -Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
Brothers, hurry! I don't think he can hold it much longer,
Okay, plan B, we do what we do best,
Scratch each other's butts?
Second best, Dig!
Yes! Yes!
Now make sure that sword is good and stuck,
Ooh, I just love a good Royal Test of Manliness, don't you?
Mmm!
Brother, am I glad to see you!
Uh…
Me too,
-Are you okay? -Did the prince lock you up?
Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
Uh, where's the palace pee-pee room? He's had to go all day,
We've got to get you out of this prison,
You must be starving,
Oh yes,
-Hmm? -Oh, it's been terrible,
Are those Sky Potatoes?
What? Uh, no,
No, those are, uh, tree carrots,
See?
Teddy,
I'm coming with more Sky Potatoes, just like you asked for,
Uh…
Quick, let's get out of here before the prince comes back and sees us,
Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
I'm starting to think he just likes saying that,
Well, it was nice to meet you, Prince Teddy,
Hurry! The prince will be right back,
The crown!
Ooh!
Whoa!
Ooh!
Hmm?
Huh?
Here you go,
Thanks for being here, Teddy,
I couldn't face this day without you,
Announcing the Royal Test of Manliness,
Prince Teddy says, uh, you better get going, shouldn't you?
Not without you, I'm not,
Hmm?
Shh, Wait here, Teddy, We can't let Father see you,
No, definitely not,
Would you stop that?
My son, the time has come for you to show us just how manly you are,
Father?
Are you sure you're ready, my son? You didn't bring your teddy bear, did you?
Of course not,
Huh?
Teddy, shh,
Hmm?
Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee?
Guards, take this to the trash dungeon,
Uh, Prince Teddy says now let's not do anything rash,
He talks?
Father, I'm putting my foot down!
Bob, yaw!
Wow!
Yeah!
I'm sorry if I disappoint you, Father,
but Prince Teddy supports me, encourages me,
Oh,
Now, if you don't mind, Father, I have a sword to pull from a stone,
Fine, Let's see what you can do,
Prince Teddy says you can do it,
Thanks, Prince Teddy,
Huh?
Ha,
Mmm, good enough,
All hail the now officially manly Prince Charming,
And?
And the very manly Prince Teddy,
-Yeah! -Prince Teddy wants to go pee-pee,
Hmm?
Huh?
Come on, brothers, run!
What in the world was that?
Prince Teddy, I'll never hide you again,
Aw,
For some reason, I want to go pee-pee,
Me too,
I don't think I can hold it,
Ever wonder what the story of The Ugly Duckling would be like
with bears?
Yeah, me neither,
But something tells me we're about to find out,
Boy, have I got the itchiest butt today,
Oh yeah,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
Gotta scratch this itch!
Huh?
Uh…
Uh-oh,
Oh,
Oh yeah,
Where am I?
And who is this preposterously handsome fellow?
That fellow is me,
Wait, who is me?
I can't remember!
Oh, the new guard has arrived,
Hmm?
Making them a little furry these days, I guess,
-Though I love the new guard helmets, -Huh?
Hold on,
I'm a guard?
-Not making them any smarter, either, -Hmm,
Yes, very good,
You're a guard,
And, uh, what are you?
Your king,
You know, the person you guards are in charge of guarding?
A guard!
Whoa!
I'm going to guard you like no guard's ever guarded before,
Your Royal Importantness,
Now that's the kind of guard attitude we've been missing around here,
Hmm?
I am so excited to meet you, my new guard brothers,
That was my tummy, not my tushy,
Now that was my tushy,
Come on, guard brothers, I'll show you,
Nothing can stop me from guarding the king,
Potatoes! Potatoes! Potatoes!
It's potato-thirty, brothers,
Now, here's one for you…
…and one for you…
-…and here's one for you… -Ow!
…one for you, and one for you, and one for me,
And--
An extra potato,
You know what that means,
That I get two,
-No! -Mine!
Huh?
Ah, no, no, I want it!
-Stop! Stop! Stop, brothers! -Huh?
An extra potato means one of our brothers is missing!
We can't be the seven bears if there's only six of us,
But where could he be?
Let the guarding begin!
Not so fast, rookie,
-Huh? -Let's see if you've got what it takes,
First, we've got to keep the equipment in tip-top shape under any circumstance,
Huh?
Tip-top, All done,
Huh?
Huh? Where'd everyone go?
Good guarding means standing very still while protecting the castle,
Easy,
Hmm?
Bee! Bee! Bee!
Hiyah!
It was just a fly,
Target practice,
Bull's-eye,
Is this how you do it?
Whoa!
How'd I do?
Kidding,
Delivery for the king,
Fire-breathing dragon potion, I suppose?
Ah!
-No, don't! -What? Stop!
Whoa!
Kidding,
Oh brother,
Wow, what a day,
It's been a real pleasure to work side-by-side with you, guard brothers,
It sure has,
It's perfectly clear you've got everything it takes to be a real guard,
You're right where you belong, little guardling,
Aw,
Brother! Brother! Brother!
Where are you?
-Come out wherever you are, -Huh? Hold up!
Butt tracks!
And it smells like Brother's butt!
Yep, Brother's butt was definitely here,
His butt smell is everywhere,
It's like he's right here,
He scooted here,
Ah!
And then here, And…Hmm?
And then he used…
…this branch way up here as a butt-scratcher,
Hmm?
Uh-oh,
This is the life,
Cup of tea, nice view,
a bunch of fuzzy creatures flying top speed towards my castle,
A bunch of what?
-Yeah! -Woo-hoo!
The invaders!
We're under attack!
Quick!
Somebody guard me!
Guards, help!
Quick, hurry!
Lower the drawbridge so we can guard the king,
Yes, sir, Captain,
Charge!
Huh?
We're under here,
The invaders!
Lower the drawbridge! Lower the drawbridge!
Raise the drawbridge, Raise the drawbridge,
Now close the drawbridge,
Where are we?
Wait, who are we?
Judging from the squeaky belly, we're bears,
Phew,
-Ah! Look, our brother! -Huh?
He's being held prisoner by those guards,
We gotta save him,
Come on!
Hmm?
The invaders are back!
We'll save you, Brother,
-Hey! -Oh!
Potato attack, Ow!
Get down,
Not bad,
Huh?
Carrots!
Run away!
If there's one thing I know about tiny bears,
it's that they hate carrots,
-How do you know that? -I have no idea,
Almost there,
Yuck! The horror,
Retreat!
Ah-ha! We did it! We did it!
Huh?
Brother!
Brother, we're here to save you,
Save me? Brother?
-Ridiculous bear, -Huh?
I'm a guard,
Uh, you're clearly a bear,
-But I've got a helmet! -That's a pot,
-Says who? -Anyone who's ever been in a kitchen,
Uh-oh,
Brother!
Mm-hmm,
Wow,
Where am I?
Who am I?
You're a bear,
Yes, I'm… a bear!
Huh, But the strangest thing happened, brothers,
I thought I was a guard,
Can you imagine?
The invaders have our guardling brother,
Quick, open the drawbridge,
Quick! Quick!
-There's too many of them, -Retreat!
We'll never be able to stop them!
Sorry for thwarting your attempt to capture the castle, brothers,
I kinda forgot who I was there,
Oh, that's all right, Brother, You're back where you belong,
Mmm!
Guards!
D… Don't just stand there, Guard me!
Mr, King?
Please, I beseech you marauding invaders to leave,
I'm sorry,
I've had a fantastic time guarding your castle, but… I'm a bear,
-Yep, -Uh-huh,
Not a guard,
Take whatever you want,
Gold, jewels…
my son,
Huh?
Just leave us in peace,
Uh, we'll take those!
Potatoes?
Okay,
-Woo-hoo! -Yeah!
-There's our bro, -Potatoes!
-I'm starving, -Me too,
Bye-bye, guard brothers,
-Bye, -Bye-bye now,
-Brother? -Coming!
You know, I've got the itchiest butt today,