♪ Instrumental/Epic ♪
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♪ Action ♪
♪ Suspense ♪
♪ Instrumental ♪
♪ Suave ♪
♪ Hot ♪
There are people who find it tacky to talk about eternal love,
but I speak with pride:
It's the love of my life,
♪ Hot ♪
Oh, how happy we are!
We've been together our whole lives and our love only grows,
We complete each other, we understand each other,
♪ Hot ♪
I do everything for my bae,
♪ Hot ♪
Who is daddy's treasure?
♪ Hot ♪
It even deserves a photo,
♪ Hot ♪
Rose, be careful!
My hairstyle is completely destroyed,
♪ Hot ♪
Look Rose, it's going to hit!
There! Bae, I will save you!
Wait, Rose, God forbid! He's driving worse than ever,
That it? That it? Are you crazy? Do you want to kill my bae?
Oh, Pedro Paulo, you don't get one right, huh?
Oh mom, I,,, You almost killed me,
I mean, Miss Rose almost killed me,
Take a blessing, Blessings, Ms, Rose, All is well?
Oh,,, sort of, I'm all stuck, full of pain,
Hey Pedro Paulo, didn't you take a masseur course?
Oh, you could do a little work here behind my back,
Oh, it's the least you can do,
after forgetting his mother at the bus station,
and who went to get it? It was me,
I'll get my suitcase, It's OK,
Come on, Ms, Rose,
Aunt's love,,,
♪ Comic ♪
Pedro,,, But what is this?
But what is this, guys? In daylight?
Pedro Paulo the children! That it?
For the love of God, look, it looks like a "vuco vuco" movie,
So as to, It's over,
How do you know what a "vuco vuco" scene is?
Oh, Pedro Paulo, you're good with a massage, right, my dear?
It's a good massage, Oh Pedro Paulo,
Have you already found a job?
I'm a housewife, Rose,
Didn't fix it, I told him, Rose,
Why don't you get a job as an app driver?
I discovered an app, I was looking at these days, that even accepts old cars,
Like this one, my dear, Old car, And truth,
That it? That it? You guys so,,,
Are they talking bad about bae in front of him? That's right?
I will never let a stranger sit on the bench that I mop,
Well, friend, I'm going, Thanks friend, Thank you very much!
Anything, Just,,, And, if Pedro Paulo forgets you again, just shout, friend,
Don't give São Cristóvão any trouble, no, See, darling?
Kisses, friend! Good bye, Calm down, Good bye,
Go with God!
You have! Oh, sorry!
Odette, Friend,,,
Go on, hand me the towels, Manuela,
Do you accept constructive criticism?
If I say no, will it do any good?
So, I,,, I think,,,
I think you should do more with your makeup,
You have huge dark circles under your eyes, you look like a panda,
This husband thing is going to ruin you,
If you need anything, count on Oswaldo,
Do you know what I need? Peace and distance,
You must have good spirits, like me,
This "good vibes" way of mine
It's what makes me the best salesperson in this store,
Of course you are "good vibes", Oswaldo,
You suck energy from everyone,
Guys, Guys, Excellence,
Miguel, Miguel,
As you know, I will run the new branch,
You three are my best salespeople
and one of you will be chosen as the new manager of that store,
It's OK? And good sales, Please,,,
Friend, your chance!
Girls, you lost,
Oswaldinho's time and turn has arrived,
Get out of here, Underdog!
My friend,,, My friend, I need to become a manager!
It's definitely yours! Friend, pay attention,
Only then will I be able to go back to studying,
I will pay all my debts,
I will be able to give Vitória a better life,
With Pedro Paulo unemployed, the situation is dire,
Oh, friend, but also, what is he going to do if he's not good at anything?
♪ Hot ♪
Calm down, He is a good father to Vitória,
He's a great father, Of course, friend,
He has the same mental age as Vitória, like me,
♪ Hot ♪
Let's work!
♪ Hot ♪
How do you have to do it? Am I going to walk like this? OK,,,
How do I have to say that I liked it?
Oh, to the left is who you don't want,
to the right is who you want to catch,
Ah, who do I want to catch? And that?
Ah, then let me see,
This one is great!
Look, how interesting,,, Oh, Mom,
the way you taught me, Oh, oh,
What nonsense is this, Pedro Paulo? That's nothing I taught you,
For the love of God, what is this? What are you up to there?
It's a dating app,,,
Monster hunting game, Loud girl!
Mom, Vitória is a child,
Ah, what child what, father? I'm already ten years old,
I even kissed Déco at school,
Like this? That it? Who is Déco?
You can't kiss, no, Did you hear, Vitória? It cannot,
Ah, is that why you don't kiss your mother anymore?
These days, I heard her complaining,,,
Eat a bagel,,,
Where is my hot mother-in-law?
Oh, Manuela! My dear daughter-in-law!
My precious!
How I miss you! Just look! Who says they worked all day?
Still, she's beautiful, she looks like a model, Look how beautiful! Thanks, My love!
Beautiful! Look love, I made my mom's recipe:
yam gnocchi, oh,
Actually, that's not the point, you know, But pretend you liked it,
And how is my precious?
It's all shiny outside,
Was it at the market? Hmm,,, I forgot too,
Also? He forgot to pick it up at the bus station,
Forgot grandma,
What is this? Are you ganging up against me?
Am I suffering from feminism? And that?
Oh, calm down, dad, That's not how it works either,
Go watch Filipeira's videos, Go, my daughter,
This is adult talk, It's OK?
Oh, mother-in-law, how are you feeling?
your birthday in Buenos Aires?
Excited, my dear!
Look, after years of spending my life caring and thinking about others,
I'll finally be able to dedicate a moment to myself,
Look, I saved years and years
just to be able to dance tango in Argentina,
♪ Tango ♪
You deserve! Can you believe I've never seen you dance?
Oh no? No, But I would love to see him perform,
Don't be that way, my dear,
We can solve this problem now,
Bye!
Look!
♪ Tango ♪
Wow!
As you know, I was a great dancer,
I met Pedro Paulo's father dancing,
But after he was born, my dear, my life ended,
Well! I mean, it has changed, my son,
My professional life changed,
But the fact is that I never lost my touch, you know?
You will be able to confirm this now,
Pedro Paulo, sound, It can leave, Let's go,
Let's go, Look at grandma!
It's your grandmother's thing, Beautiful!
Let's go! And now, Go,
♪ Suave ♪
Oh! Didn't like it?
Pedro Paulo, the music, Calm down, I'll change, I'll change, Sorry, Sorry,
I'll just see,,, Hey,,, Wow! Bring it soon,,, Pedro Paulo! It's always like that!
Look at me! Look at me!
You're just like your father, You don't know how to value art!
You're not worthy of seeing my art, you know?! Quite frankly,
Oh mother! Hey mother-in-law, come back here, You look so beautiful!
I wasted my time coming here,
Wow, dad!
Come, come quickly, come, Don't pay attention to the people, no, Let me guess,
I had my head in bae,
Baby, you know that bae is the only memory I have of dad, right?
Then,,,
Oh, it doesn't work like that either, You know I love you,
You know you are the love of my life,
reason for my living, You know it,
Do you really love it? Love much, You know I love you very much,
Would you dance tango with me? Dance,
With rose in your mouth, damn! Look at him,,, dancing,,,
Do you love me more than bae?
Ah, more than bae for sure,,, He doesn't kiss you,,,
♪ Hot ♪
Bae is in the rain!
♪ Hot ♪
Pedro Paulo!
♪ Hot ♪
Oh, thank God,
Oh, bae! Thank God I saved you, bae,
Daughter, create this barrier,
I didn't even finish paying for this television here,
There are five installments left,
Just look, Oh! It arrived!
Pedro Paulo!
The roof renovation, Pedro Paulo,
♪ Comic ♪
Gesso,,,
Pedro Paulo, my son,
You need to get a job,
Shame on that face! That it?
I can only see one way out,
Sell ​​the bae to fix the roof,
That it?
Why don't you kill me already, huh?
Because only when I'm dead will I let my bae sell,
I can only see one way out,
I gave up my trip to Argentina so we could fix this roof, you know?
Of course not, mother-in-law, How not?
No, calm down, The lady will spend her birthday in Argentina
dancing tango like you always dreamed of,
Calm, Yeah, mom, it's not that big either, right?
How come it's not so much, Pedro Paulo?
Your house literally collapsed, Just look,
And right now, fixing that roof is the most important thing to do,
Or am I wrong?
Maybe I,,,
I have a solution,
I was,,, I was thinking,,,
I'm not going to sell bae, okay?
I'm going to quit this beautiful and dignified job
of home owner
to become an app driver,
Pronto,
♪ Excited ♪
Oh, Pedro Paulo,,,
♪ Excited ♪
Love, Oh daughter,
Driver's life, here I come,
♪ Excited ♪
We're renovating the roof at home, right?
And then I want to impress my wife,
Let me tell you something, baby, we have to choose
the tile with the best cost-benefit ratio,
Don't you have those solar energy things that help save on your electricity bill?
And truth, I saw this,
I know exactly what you need,
Why don't you take the opportunity to replace the entire roof?
Oh!
There isn't a better roof than ours,
Hum,
I'm trusting you, huh,
See if you don't hesitate,
Mother! Father!
I need to wash my hair, but I'm out of water,
Ah, ha,,, This must be a problem with the neighborhood network,
Turn and stir, the water runs out, Dad will sort it out,
♪ Comic ♪
All good?
Neighbor,
Oba!
Pedro Paulo is now ready, Pedro Paulo!
♪ Comic ♪
Good morning dear ones!
Good morning! Good morning Good Morning,,,
My love, look, I separated for you and prepared the fruits
that you like so much, Oh, you are wonderful, mother-in-law,
Thank you, Thank you very much,
Mother-in-law, do you know why we haven't had water since yesterday?
Your beloved son Pedro Paulo forgot to pay the bill,
I got stuck with the roof repair
and I ended up getting tangled up with bills too, mom,
Mother father,
My love, not now, Mom is all messed up, I'm late,
because I had to take a shower with a wet wipe,
Today, which is a decisive day for my promotion, I'm so stressed,
Because of you, Pedro Paulo!
But today is also a special day,
For another reason,
right, my precious?
Oh, I knew Dad would remember, grandma,
Today,,,
It's day,,, Day,,,
From my debut as an app driver!
I promise to pay every penny to you, mom,
You are going to travel to Argentina,
Put on the coffee, Thank you very much,
That's what they are,
Our! I was already forgetting,
Hey mother-in-law, can you take Vitória to school, please?
Thanks, Clear,
Bye Bye, I'm late,
Come on, Pedro Paulo! There's no time to eat, no!
Bye, dad is leaving, A kiss, Behave yourself, huh?
Respect your grandmother, Bye Bye,,,
Goodbye, Come on, Pedro Paulo, I'm late!
Take the sandwich and take it, Kiss Kiss,,,
Kiss,
Come on, love, Okay, I'm late,
Today is a very important day for me, I need this promotion,
You're already the manager, love, Relax,
How am I?
You look beautiful as always, Beautiful, beautiful, perfect,
Don't worry, you're going to kill it, love,,,
What's that, Pedro Paulo?
Are you involved in smuggling?
That it? It doesn't even look like you know your husband here,
I bought umbrella, chocolate and deodorant
to sell to passengers, understand?
It's that coaching course I took, remember?
I'm putting it into practice, I have the soul of an entrepreneur, love,
Your soul will be left without a body if you get involved in any more nonsense,
Come on, Pedro Paulo! Let's go! That it?
Stop messing around! Let's go! Okay, I'm late, He comes, O,,,
Pay attention, otherwise I'll just give you one star, "A star",
Let's go,,, Let's go, Pedro Paulo!
Goodbye!
♪ Hot ♪
There,,,
Oh, we're here, We arrived,
There's a message from Vitória here now,
Mom, I can't believe you and dad forgot
grandma's birthday!
Whore,,,
damn! I knew I was forgetting something!
And I thought it was the underwear, when I put it on backwards for luck, Now you see,
I can't believe we forgot your mom's birthday,
I already know!
We will pretend that we forgot on purpose,
and then at night we surprise her with dinner, Pay attention,
between one race and another, your mission,,,
is to unwrap this dinner for your mother, OK, Leave it to me, love,
Kiss, Good luck today,
Good luck to you too,
Bye, bye, love,
No! Oh!
Hey, you don't have a refrigerator at home, do you?! That it?
My son, Sorry, big guy, Jeez!
It hurt you, right?
I take off, I'm going to get this thing out of here that keeps falling down all the time
to this little corner here,
♪ Hot ♪
Today we're going to have a five-star day, bae,
♪ Hot ♪
Good morning, Fá, Good morning,
My friend, I had one of those nights, Our,,,
You can see, there's a lot of glitter on his chest,
You noticed, right?
Was it Rogério? Of course, He was a married man,
Odete, are you crazy? Crazy why?
What if his wife is, I don't know, a crossfitter, a fighter?
She holds your hand, huh? Oh, poor thing, She was together, beast,
I think that, even if I hadn't been in crisis with Pedro Paulo, I wouldn't have
No, not this desire to be single again, Oh, yes, Yes, my friend,
I would, because you would have sex again in your life, you know?
Uh, Just talking makes me feel hot,
Enough, let's get to work,
Oh, my friend, I was born to work on TV,
You work selling TV, Good thing,
♪ Excited ♪
Call Aunt Rose,
Hi, Pedro Paulinho!
Speak, my love,
Aunt Rose, I'm glad you answered, Thank God,
I really, really need your help,
I forgot mommy's birthday!
Oh, swear? Forget her at the bus station,
use her money to build a roof,
What a beautiful son, huh?
Thank you very much, Aunt Rose, Always good to talk to you,
You always lift me up, put me up,
I wanted to see if you could please take my mother to,,,
I don't know, do some things differently, hair, nails, things like that,
Now will you want to use my money too?
That money? I'm making my debut today as an app driver,
Aunt Rose, precisely to pay for this luxury for my stupid mother,
Do the following,
Take my mother to the business,
When I go to pay, you call me and I'll come and pay,
Just don't tell my mother that I gave it to her, because you know how she is,
She won't accept it,
Oh, but what about me?
What do you have?
I'll pay you too, Aunt Rose,
Oh, beautiful thing!
I never doubted that you were wonderful, my love,
Fake cobra,
I'm still here,
I just want my mother to be happy, huh? Kisses, aunt,
Look,
Hey bae, I feel like we're going to have lots of adventures together, huh?
Oh no, There! That it? It was just talking,
I barely made my debut and I was already cancelled, There is fire too,
Yes, but God punishes those who screw drivers, I'll let you know soon,
Huh! There, do you see? Thank God!
Dona Nilda, my mother, used to say:
"In everything give thanks", and I give thanks for this expensive race,
Oops! Here, oh,
♪ Excited ♪
Come in, Oops! All good? Beauty?
Quiet? It's me here,
Feel free! All good? I'll just keep things here,
Oh, what's that, my brother?! It's going to break my hand,,, Take it slow,
Play here, oh, This friend?
It won't break anything, don't worry,
I take care of the guitar, The guitar that is my jewel,
Wow, it's already like that,,, Take things away here,
please? Are you going ahead?
Let's go, I'll go ahead, Come on, my friend, Without much question, Let's go,,,
Our lady,,, Okay?
I will forgive you because you have the voice of an acquaintance that I really like,
Oh yes? A great singer, I forgot the name, AND,,,
Do you, by any chance, mean "Sebastian"?
Sebas,,, Sebastian!
It is me, Sitting on my bae, man?
Did I sit on bae? No! My God! I sat on bae,,,
Yeah,,, Bae is my car, Bae is my car,
AND, AND,
My heart almost stopped with this sitting thing
on top of something I shouldn't, I have trauma, understand?
Damn, Sebastian,
You know,,, there's that song of yours:
♪ Clinging to you ♪
What? ♪ Clinging to you ♪
♪ Clinging to you at night,,, ♪
My big success, Geez,
Do you know that this song is my dating song with my wife?
And even? AND, What does that do?
My daughter is ten,,, It's been about 15 years, more or less,
15 years, exactly, Damn!
And it means a lot to me, man,
And even? Because today is my debut
as an app driver,
Oh! What good thing, And who is my first passenger?
My great idol! Now, let's do it! Chat is good,
but the rush today is great, as I have an important mission, Let's go,
♪ Excited ♪
Good morning! Good morning,
♪ Excited ♪
Nildinha! But what scandal is this?
Where are you going, my dear?
Oh, friend, come here! We're going to have a princess day!
What money will you use for this?
Look, I'm smoother than a newborn's bottom,
And the little money I had, I spent it all on renovating this roof,
Look how it turned out,
Friend, don't worry, It's my gift,
I can't give you an Argentine, but I promise you
the face of someone who slept with one!
You only think about that, What is this?
I don't want to abuse your money, huh?
Imagine, friend, Life is to be lived,
Let's have fun!
Certainty? Clear!
Look, I'll take advantage of the opportunity!
I won't lose, no! Let's go!
How long has it been since I've been to the salon, Rose?!
♪ Excited ♪
Manu picks on me a lot, you know, Seba?
Oh, Pedro Paulo, you had to give thanks to God
that you have your wife with you, man,
Because my wife, Pedro Paulo,,,
That mine gave me a hard time, man,
Oh my God! My wife gave me a hard time, man,
How does someone reject the king of romance, Seba? So it is,
You can call him Sebá, right? No,
Ah, Sheba, Sheba,
I think a man needs to have five chances, you know?
And is? Because we take time to learn,
Delay! Women need to be more patient with us,
Manu, for example,
Who is Manu?
Aren't we going to talk about my story? Oh sorry,
I'm really sad, man, I'm not kidding,
It's been five days since I took a shower,
I haven't slept for five days,
Do you see my belly this big? This isn't draft beer, man,
This is because I haven't been to the bathroom in five days,
Do you know what's good for this?
What? Cereal bar,
Resuming marriage?
No, Big belly,
If you crash again, you'll need to change the upholstery,
Here, oh, Cereal bar,
My brother! What a beautiful thing!
And a tissue, because I don't want to see my idol crying!
That's it, man, You are a good man, You have empathy, understand?
People no longer have empathy, True,
Ten reais in my hand, everything,
I'm selling it, it's not for free, no,
Life is difficult, right, Sebastian?
That address there, Uhm,
That you're taking me, Take it,
Uh,,,
It's her job,
Hmm? I'm going to her work
because I'm going to serenade you and I'm going to win this woman back
singing to her, which is what I do best!
You will win back! I will win this woman back!
Go, for sure! Or my name isn't "Sebastian"!
You are Sebastian and you will win her back!
Oh friend, Look, I'm sure that Pedro Paulo
There must be a great explanation for why you forgot your birthday,
You're welcome! What's that, Rose? Pedro Paulo is just like his father,
It was always messed up, that's for sure,
Well, I think he's just like you,
Okay, am I the one messed up now? No way,
No, truly adventurous,
Pedro Paulo always liked a good adventure, just like you,
Yes, that's true,
Hey! How are you?
All good? Everything's good, All good, How wonderful,
We have a mega promotion on treatments
and I want to invite them to meet,
We have a 5% discount on all treatments,
In sight?
I pay! And even?
Oh, Nildinha, It's not every day you turn 60!
Come on, let's do all the massages! Oh Rose, I don't want
It's about abusing your rich money, Take a good look, huh?
It's not abuse at all,
He can?
He can! Let's go?
Let's go! Let's go?
Let's go!
Oh, excuse me! Excuse me, Thanks? It was beautiful, Thank you very much,
Do everything!
Nildinha, just a little bit, I forgot something, okay?
It's OK,
♪ Suave ♪
Pedro Paulo, look,
The spa will be a little more expensive than you thought, okay?
How much more expensive, Rose?
Oh my God, I completely fell apart,
Hey my friend, stop talking and speed up, man! Come on, come on, come on!
Good thing!
Oh Rose, Hey,
Are you sure this thing won't burn us?
Of course, Stone relaxes,
"Stone relaxes," The last time I sat on a hot rock,
It was on a cobblestone, I left with a buzanfan full of blisters, that's for sure,
Nilda,,,
Rose, that's masochistic!
You want to kill me?!
♪ Comic ♪
Nilda, what is this?! Come back here!
♪ Comic ♪
Rose!
My friend, it was a pleasure, you know?
The pleasure is all mine, Send a kiss to Manu,
It can leave!
Thanks, Sebastian, Thanks buddy,
Oh Pedro Paulo, for the love of God, Come back here, What happened?
I need your help, I won't make it alone,
I'm weak, I'm weak, I can't do it alone,
Calm down-- Don't leave me alone in this, please,
I can't leave bae here, no, Sebastian,
And you can leave the man who rocked your romance with his wife
at rock bottom the way I am, man?
Wow, Sebastian, I really can't,
Wow, I have to raise some money,
You were my first passenger, I need that money for today,
I pay for Rose's spa,
You pa,,, Pay nothing,
I pay for Rose's spa, I'm telling you,
So you don't get screwed by this business, Let's go,
You're not,,, Paying,,, You're not kidding, are you?
This is a celebrity prank, Is it a celebrity prank? No,
It's not a prank, There must be a lot of cameras here!
There's no camera, I'm serious, Let's go? Serious?
Serious, Closed then,
Closed? I just don't know how to sing, so what am I going to do there?
♪ Comic ♪
Come on, Pedro Paulo, Hurry up, man!
Calm down, Sebastian, your clothes are tight,
Don't ask me to calm down, because we're going after love
of my life, my friend! Love is in a hurry, Come on, hurry up!
Calm down, Hold on, Sebastian,
♪ Comic ♪
Sebastian, All ready,
Let's go, Let's go,
Let's go, Now go, okay?
One, two, three,,, Let's go!
I don't know how to play my own music,
Play it for me, come on, Please,
Does anyone here know how to play the song "Agarradinho em Você"?
I play,
Serious? Serious?
So, my son, take over here, Come on, huh? Fast!
That I have a woman to win back!
One, two, three, and,,,
♪ Come here, baby ♪
♪ Our chemistry doesn't lie ♪
♪ I know that when the time comes, you want me really hot ♪
♪ I'm a good man, hug me and I'll take you to heaven ♪
♪ If you call me, I'll come quickly ♪
♪ I know that everything about you is so good ♪
♪ I want to cling to you ♪
♪ But,,, ♪
What is that? Do what? The Brazilian people are generous, man,
♪ All night long ♪
♪ I want to stay,,, ♪
♪ Clinging to you ♪
♪ Clinging to you all night ♪
♪ I want to stay,,, ♪
Regiane! I love you my love!
You are the woman of my life!
Guys, what is this? It must be the tamale's car,
So,,, Yeah,,, Where was I again? The tamale,
You are the rice in my beans!
Guys, just a minute, okay? Just a moment,
Stay there, Regiane!
I love you! Let's see this, for God's sake, right, guys?
She's not going to call the police, right?
She's not going to call the police, no,
What kind of nonsense is this, huh?
You're very brave, aren't you, Sebastian?
It's a serenade,
And you can't even imagine why we separated, right?
No!
Well, I'll tell you,
Why count? It is not necessary,
Because he killed Sofia,
My God! Oh, I didn't know,,, Sebastian!
Guys, I didn't know that, no, I didn't know about this crime, did I?
No, no, calm down too,
You won't believe the first version she tells, right?
There's my version too,
Why was Sofia in our bed?
That moment,
giving me what you no longer gave me:
amor,
Wow, it only gets worse,,,
But, my love, Sofia was in our bed,
I lay on top of Sofia, I didn't know she was in our bed,
she ended up dying, That's it,
Excuse me, Excuse me,
Who is Sofia?
♪ Comic ♪
Sofia,,,
She's my guinea pig,
Oh my love, let it go,
I love you very much,
I want you to be the woman of my life,
I want to give you a family, I want to give you children,
I want to spend the rest of my life with you,
And he hasn't been to the bathroom in five days either,
You never told me that,
But it's because I didn't know you cared
with my intestinal flora,
No,
That you want to have a family with me,
My love,,,
It's all I want most in my life,
Ah,,,
Who is he, Sebastian?
Oh, this is my heart,
He is giant
and I'm giving it to you,
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss,,,
Excuse me, it's up to me now, In the best part,,,
♪ Romantic ♪
♪ Clinging to you ♪
Cool, guys, just,,,
It's tighter than normal, huh?
Let's get the blood pumping,
♪ I want to stay ♪
♪ Clinging to you ♪
Okay, guys,,, Okay,,,
♪ Clinging to you all night ♪
♪ I want to stay,,, ♪
No, no,,, Don't do that, no! Do not do that!
Please, please,,, Hey, hey,,,
Do not do that! Don't tow my car, no,
I have to pick up my mom from the spa,
In my defense, Your Honor,,,
Am I in court by chance so you can call me "Your Honor"?
Call me Cilene,
Cilene, I went to save a life, Cilene,
Stop, Giba,
I saved a life,,,
From the misery of living alone for the rest of your life,
Keep going, Giba,
I'm talking about love, woman! You will say that you never dreamed
to find the person of your life?
Stop, Giba,
♪ Comic ♪
Dream,
♪ Comic ♪
I think I already found it,
Just look,
I won't tow your car, but you will get the fine,
♪ Comic ♪
But calm down, That's almost double what I just earned,
How am I going to pay for my mother's spa?
Find another life to save, pay this fine and get your car out of here
before I change my mind,
And take off that costume too,
Does this give a fine too?
It really makes people feel ashamed,
Yes,
♪ Comic ♪
I wanted to bring her something a little Argentine,
Oh! I'm from Argentina,
Oh, congratulations, how cool, What I really, really wanted,,,
What you want is a share, is that it?
No, I'm here in peace, I arrived, I spoke to you properly,
Do you think I deserve a share? No, not that, no,
That,,, A parrillada is an Argentine barbecue, There is?
Ah!
I thought parrillada was a punch in the face, No!
Caro?
How much is your mother's love worth?
200 reais, which is what I have in my pocket right now,
♪ Comic ♪
I'll make you a standard kit, huh?
Perfect, I'll still give you a stripe on the track,
Track in track? A track?
A track, Hmm,,,
I understood, The track,,, Cool, I will,
Wonder!
And what am I going to write then on the banner for your mother?
Could it be,,,
"Happy birthday, Dona Nilda," Dona Nilda is better than a mother,
♪ Excited ♪
Do you love your mother?
Yes yes,
So let's get busy, darling!
Because a "Happy birthday" is a congratulation from someone who is not lazy,
but who also doesn't love that much, to the point of creating a decent love phrase,
Okay, okay, okay, I'll call my wife, She'll know what I,,,
What I write there,,, What I'm going to write there on this track,
It's OK? Just a minute,
It fell!
The price of the duvet has dropped! Just today:
take three, pay two!
Pedro Paulo calling me now?
Hey love,
Baby, can you help me with something?
I need a phrase to put on the motherzoca track,
But like this, without being "Congratulations, mom", "Happy birthday, mom",
No, what's the problem with "Happy Birthday, Mom"? Whats wrong?
Okay, I'll think about something, that the bug is getting here,
OK, How much was everything?
From what I saw here, around 200 reais,
What?! Pedro Paulo, this is a robbery!
This is a theft!
Ask for a discount without fear,
20% no minimum, 20% no minimum,
Or pay what you think is fair,
Or whatever I think is fair, Closed,
Hey, people!
♪ Comic ♪
Pedro Paulo, shit happened here,
Then I'll call you,
Oh my God! Calm down people! Calm down, calm down, it’s not quite like that!
It's not that cheap! Calm!
Turn off, Damn!
♪ Action ♪
Debit or credit?
♪ Instrumental ♪
Money, Then, look, 200 reais, as I told you,
Oh yes, with a discount,
I give you, Things with mom really affect me,
AND,,,
Can I call later to see the track phrase?
Of course, no problem,
But look, I close here at 7pm sharp, huh?
That today I have a date, O!
So, I'll be there before 7pm,
Wonder!
See you, Dulce,
Oh, it's me!
How wonderful,,,
♪ Action ♪
They're all mine!
It's mine! It's mine!
Calm down people! Don't worry, it's a misunderstanding! Calm! Calm!
No, don't fight! Do not fight!
No! It was mine!
Calm down, it's going to fall, people! You're going to get hurt!
Oh my God! What did I do?! Calm calm! Is not so,,,
I?! Odette, help me, It helps me, Talk to customers,
I'll solve it here, It can leave,
Go there, friend,
Ma,,, Ma,,, Manuela, more than a phase, hein!
Manuela, I think it's better,,,
Who knows, maybe you can negotiate a voluntary dismissal,
This way you preserve all your rights,
Hey Oswaldo, I've already realized what a snake you are,
And you,
He makes that sweet voice, that silly face,
But whenever he can, he steals other people's customers,
Stealing customers?
But what's my fault if I'm charismatic?
♪ Electronics ♪
Odette! I'm going, Calm!
AND! Calm calm,,,
♪ Electronics ♪
License, Welcome! Welcome, This way,
Excuse me, All good? What is this?
Welcome to our Slap Therapy session!
"Slap" o quê? "Slap" o quê?
Slap Therapy, Do'nt know?
No no, This is a technique that is applied through
of deep touches with the hands, which stimulate the muscles of the face,
Rose, I don't like this,
Imagine, friend, Don't be grim,
All the actresses in the soap opera do it,
It will be? Helps firm the skin, even produces collagen,
Collagen!
Collagen is good! Collagen is interesting, I liked,
Me too, Can I,,, Can we start?
Here? Here, You can lie down here first,
Me first? Yes please, The lady first,
Crazy to see! Collagen! Oh, Collagen!
Ai, ai, ai!
Are you prepared? I think I am,
Let's go,
That it? What is this? You are crazy?
Friend! You will look beautiful!
It's eight, calm down,
Eight? Oh my God!
♪ Comic ♪
I do not want anymore! He arrives! He arrives! I do not want anymore!
Friend, you're a doll,
Only if it's a killer doll after heatstroke, Look how horrible!
Do not need more! He arrives!
You are beautiful! How beautiful what? I look horrible!
Look how absurd, people!
Excuse me for just a minute,
Don't worry, I'll organize the queue for you,
1, 2, 3, 4,,, Ah!
♪ Comic ♪
Have you seen Odete?
Hey? Hi, excuse me? Hey? All is well?
Let me ask you, can we pay whatever we want for products? How is that?
No no, That was a misunderstanding,
Actually, I have to explain,,, No, stop, stop,,,
You said that into the microphone, You spoke, AND,
It's just that Pedro Paulo, my husband, I was with him on the phone and I was helping
him negotiating something he was buying,,,
Hey guys, are you listening to this, guys?
Yes! Did you hear that?
In other people's stores, she wants to pay what she wants,
Here, this smart girl,,, I can explain,,,
Manu, oh Manu!
Just a moment, A little business happened there,
Friend, for the love of God, kick these two out,
This is the couple I caught yesterday,
♪ Comic ♪
With those saintly faces? Yup,
Oh darling, you're running away, aren't you?
Yes, you're running away!
Just one more moment, I'll be right back,
What did you do?
♪ Comic ♪
What did you do?
Let's just say they thought I was too hotheaded,
But, friend, that's beside the point! For the love of God, get them out of here!
Because if they know I work at this store, the "pay when you want"
It will be the least of your problems! It helps me!
I'm glad my promotion isn't at risk today, right?
Is not?
Oops! All good?
Hey!
Is it ours here? And is,
AND? Sorry, sorry I'm late, I arrived, I arrived,
Give me permission, Forgive me, Pedro Paulo, your driver,
Please, Thank you thank you,
Son, I liked that you opened the door for us, you know?
Education in this country is in disuse, right?
It has already secured its five stars,
And apart from the tip at the end of the race, Oh!
Calm down, Do I know you from somewhere?
I guess so, huh?
We are actors from an old generation,
My mother is pretty, just like you,
Do you have a photo of her?
I have, Let me see,
Look how beautiful she is, And she looks like me too, look,
But what good skin does your mother have, huh? AND,
What does she go through on her skin to make her look so beautiful?
Anger and disgust,
Yeah, but it's all my fault, All my fault,
Today is her birthday, in fact,
She was going to make her dream come true by going to dance tango in Buenos Aires,
But then she had to lend me the money, right? Then,,,
But I've already made up for it, I paid for her a spa day,
Let's go? Let's go!
Please feel free,
♪ Tango ♪
Do you know what's going on today?
What?
A liberal promotion,
Pay two,
take three,
♪ Comic ♪
How about taking the third of everything home, huh?
♪ Comic ♪
It's always good to have a,,,
extra toothbrush,
Oh yes,
Or an extra pillow,
Agent,,,
You never know when you'll have a visitor at home,
Is not it? You're right,
Yeah,,, Baby, did you tell this crazy woman about our intimacy?
It's just that I'm sensitive,
Oh yes? AND,
I read hands,,,
I analyze nudes,
Look,,, And you, by chance,,,
Do you usually go in search of new pleasure experiences?
♪ Comic ♪
Do you know what fills me with pleasure?
What? There is? He speaks,
He speaks, He speaks,
He speaks,
Customer making store card!
Uhm,
Give me your CPF and I'll speed everything up,
I just came here,
Register them, do you?
Oh,,, Wait a minute!
Wait, I know that moan, I know it too,
There! It was me, No, no, do you know what it is?
No, I heard,,, It's just that I suffer from gas,
And then, whenever a little fist escapes, I say "ouch",
Oh my God!
There are lots of animals in this store! Nobody cleaned this store, right?!
It's her!
This crazy woman who set our house on fire!
Was you! It's not me, no!
♪ Comic ♪
Look, we're here, huh?
Will you wait for us to take us back home, please?
It can leave, We're going to that store next door, look,
And we came back quickly,
Look here, look, I'll even give you that promised 50,
Oh damn!
So, fifty?
That,
Bora, bora, bora,
Damn! Good people in the world, for sure,
♪ Comic ♪
C'mon C'mon,,,
Come on, Ludovico! C'mon C'mon,,,
Damn, but they were quick, huh? Sale off?
Speeds up!
That it?! Is that a 12 gauge?
Speed ​​up that power, my son! That!
Speeds up!
It was too good to be true,
Can someone explain to me, please, what is happening?
This store owes us a note,
We did a commercial and we never saw the color of money,
That's right, This is called justice!
That! This is called taking other people's things,
This is called misappropriation,
Calm down, calm down, everything will be fine,
AND! It can't get any worse, right?
♪ Excited ♪
Attention, car,
Two elderly people robbed the store and fled in a four-door opal, heading north,
QSL,
Is that an opal?
It must be him! Let's go after them!
♪ Rock ♪
Oh, I don't believe it! That's right?!
Oh, my God in heaven! What it was?
The police are coming after us!
Oh, police, I love it,,,
♪ Rock ♪
Well, you're not going to kidnap me, right?
I'll just let you know that my family is poor, okay?
Oh, what to kidnap? What use would you be to us, right?
On them!
At that moment, it’s helping you escape from the police, right?
Look, ingratitude is something I don't like, you know?
It makes you want to slow down the car just so the police can catch you,
Have you seen Opal? I've already lost sight of it,
I'll just let you know that today is my mother's birthday,
and she doesn't deserve a dead son as a gift,
Ah, boy, this is a toy gun,
We are good citizens, That's where the danger lies,
We know very well what good citizens are capable of doing in this country,
♪ Excited ♪
Ali! Go Go,,,
Oh my God!
♪ Excited ♪
Go! Go,,, Let's go!
For! For,,,
♪ Excited ♪
Oh my God! You ripped off my bae's ear!
Are you enjoying the ride, love?
I've never had so much fun!
♪ Excited ♪
God in heaven, I'm all broken, What a day, my friend?
Look, but there's a lady who told me that here in this room
There is a massage that is wonderful,
And this slap-in-the-face nonsense, I don't even want to know, friend,
I will fight back too, Oh, I will!
Friend, go! Enjoy that today it's all up to me,
Friend, root for me,
Excuse me, Hey,,,
Go Go! Excuse me,,,
Oh, oh, Pedro Paulo, Pedro Paulo,,,
Pedro Paulo,
Look, in half an hour we'll finish everything,
Come soon, it won't be late! Just come and pay!
Kiss,
♪ Comic ♪
Wow, so many things,,,
♪ Comic ♪
How beautiful, guys, Smellful,
♪ Comic ♪
Ready?
I was born prepared, Great,
Make yourself comfortable, You can take off your robe and lie down,
Take off your robe?
I can stay
just a little bit with the robe?
As you wish, It's OK,
I'm going to take off my slippers to lie down here, right?
Beautiful here, Oh, okay,
Is this your first time?
It's always more delicate when it's the client's first time,
You're welcome!
I'm so used to it that I've even done it with a slap in the face,
I understand those who like this type of practice, but,,,
my grip is a little more affectionate,
Oh ok I got it,
♪ Comic ♪
There won't be a slap, right?
No, Only if you want,
That's enough, it's over,
♪ Comic ♪
Wow, but what is this?
♪ Excited ♪
In this weather, you can,,,
force your hand,,,
that I can handle,
♪ Excited ♪
Ai,,, Ai, Rose,,,
♪ Excited ♪
Oh my God,
Friend! What a good face, what skin is that?
You look like someone who has never been on a crowded bus, Oh, it seems like it,
Is that massage
is so intimate, that it makes us discover meanings, feelings,
places we didn't even remember existed anymore,
Girl, I can say I'm on cloud nine,
I also want, No, no, No, no,
That won't be enough time, no,
We'd better finish our hair and ask for the bill so we can leave,
It's getting late, right, my dear?
It won't work,
How can it not? Just ask, How not?
Friend, surprise! It was Pedro Paulo who offered you the spa,
He's the one who asked me to bring you here,
My Pedro Paulo? Yours,
Hey Rose, how is Pedro Paulo going to pay for this luxury? With which money?
Look, he hasn't paid yet, but he will, He's coming,
Call him? Call him! Turns on,
Aunt Rose, do me a favor,
Xaveca the girl, says that at the end I'll come and pay, okay?
You're not going to make this cardboard ready for me now! Comes soon!
♪ Instrumental ♪
Can I see the bill?
Here the bill, Let me see,,,
Whoa! Ouch!
Look,,, Can we have a coffee?
Clear, Make yourself comfortable,
It's OK, Thank you very much,
Hey, Rose, Rose,,,
Do you remember when we were kids and played tag? I remember,
So get ready for that sporting and adventurous spirit to return to you,
OK my love?
We will run,
Nilda, you're crazy,
Below my head I have pain everywhere,
Three! Run, go!
♪ Comic ♪
Handle! Catch a deadbeat,,,
♪ Comic ♪
Get her! Get her! Handle!
♪ Comic ♪
Can anyone tell me what's going on here?
It was my fault, It's their fault!
Can you tell me why customers want to hit on you two?
Miguel, I know I'm wrong, Pedro Paulo called me and I ended up answering,
I know it was the wrong time and,,, And it caught fire, that's all,
Did you set fire to their house?
It was an accident, Look, Your Excellency, Watch,
One of them sets the client's house on fire,
while the other invents promotion,
I mean, they're practically the employees of the month, right?
Manuela, better organize all this,
or you're in the street, And you too,
♪ Comic ♪
Sorry,
♪ Comic ♪
And will this bill be paid or not, for God's sake?
Look, if your son doesn't pay for the spa, I won't get my car back!
Leave Pedro Paulo with me, leave Pedro Paulo with me!
When I find Pedro Paulo, my dear,,, I'm going to finish,,,
He will regret the day he was born,
Friend, don't treat your son like that,
Know, Why don't you treat it? Okay,
Leave a little for me, so I,,, Ah, okay!
Rose, o shopping,,,
Hey Rose, my daughter-in-law works at the mall,
Come on, she can help us,
Oh please! Look at the address, What an idea I had,,,
What? Rude people,
♪ Comic ♪
Hand! Calm down, people! Organize!
Shall we line up? Excuse me, Excuse me,
Pedro Paulo? Calm calm,
I'm married to her, I have priority, man,
Pedro Paulo, what are you doing here?
I can explain, Precious, only you can help me,
Pedro Paulo, my promotion is at stake!
I know my love, I tried to please you and ended up screwing you,
I tried to please the mother and guess what? I screwed up too! What did you do?
Spit it out, I gave mom a spa day as a gift,
But I have to raise money to pay off the roof loan
and now I have to have money to pay for the spa too, understand?
Will mom be really mad at me? I hope not,
I'm even scared, When I feel goosebumps,,, Ask her,
Motherfucker, calm down,,, I'm going to break your tooth with my hands, Pedro Paulo!
It wasn't enough to leave me all stuck, now you want to tarnish my name in the public square?
♪ Hot ♪
Pedro Paulo!
Please! Come back here, Pedro Paulo! Come back here!
You know, you know,,,
♪ Hot ♪
There's no point running!
Do you think this is beautiful, Pedro Paulo?!
Hey mom,,, You can stop, you two,
I'm already having a lot of problems here! You have no idea,
You have no idea, Manu, what this boy did! Right, Rose?
AND, Hey mother-in-law, I'm sorry, okay?
But you need to stop treating Pedro Paulo as if he were a boy!
He is a man who already does a lot of stupid things,
and make nonsense of it,
Shall we get straight to the point? Shall we get straight to the point?
Oh dona Nilda,,,
Pedro Paulo has a good heart
and he does, deep down, things wanting to please,
But sometimes he can't do it because he's lazy, you know?
And you, Pedro Paulo? See if you take on your BOs
and take better care of those you love, AND,
Po,
Oh there, Okay, okay,
Mommy, I,,,
I did some odd jobs there, I got some money,
Then you do the following: you already pay for the spa with Aunt Rose,
And what's left, you'll knock it off the roof, and you'll give us some morale there,
But, Rose, look at this, 100, 200,,,
Pedro Paulo!
Ah, Pedro Paulo, my son, It's mom,
People from heaven! I don't believe it, Pedro Paulo,
You are my dear indeed,
I sometimes feel like the Procon of the family,
I'm always the one who resolves the BOs, All me, all me!
Who ordered also be the only person who sees the problems clearly
here in this house?
Do you know what it is, Manu?
It's just that you have a very peculiar way of seeing things, Manu,
That's it, right? Well, I tell her that,
It's impossible not to listen to your advice, Manu, It's impossible,
♪ Suave ♪
Mom, you almost hit me in front of everyone,,,
But also, you can't help it, Pedro Paulo,,,
♪ Suave ♪
And that!
Guys, stay tuned and I'll show you everything here,
Our son is being born Our son,
What "our" son? It's mine!
Let me see if I understand correctly, they are both the baby's parents, is that it?
No, No, I'm the father,
No no, I already said there's no way to know
Who is the father, I was having both at the same time,
So it looks like you're going to launch a new trend,
which is the reveal party to find out who the father is,
Drive there, please, Oops,
My love, look, I've always supported you, okay?
To fully live your sexuality,,,
And do I need support from a man to do something in my life?
Yes, and Maria Isabel only went out with other people
because you can't satisfy her, Oh my God,,,
Hey Filipeira, what satisfies me is traveling in first class,
is eating in restaurants with award-winning chefs, like Raul,
and not gain weight,
It's sleeping eight hours straight,
A man is just an accessory I use when I need to give Juquinha a break,
♪ Funk ♪
There's another man in the mix, right?
He's much better than any man,
It works at six different speeds,
Six speeds?
Yup, Six speeds?
It's the new model,
Ah,
And the best,,,
It doesn't bother me,
Guys, please give me a minute of your attention here, Please,
Add it here, Come here, Attention! Attention!
Do you know why I'm a salesperson?
Because I like people,
True,
To understand human beings, you know?
I like to give affection, affection,
Selling is good, I love selling,
♪ Epic ♪
But seeing a happy customer is much better,
For sure,
I don't guarantee that I will get you to pay
whatever you want for the products,
Calm calm, But I will listen to you,
I will help you find what really makes sense in your lives,
♪ Epic ♪
And then yes, I promise that I will fight
at the best prices I can get,
That's a lie, It's a bunch of people,
Oh, you know,
Calm down people! Calm!
♪ Excited ♪
Calm down people!
This is a 43 inch Full HD cinema image,
♪ Excited ♪
Hello?
It's not possible, I just go into labor
that the company becomes a zone!
Guys, do I need to remind you that I promote the most chic parties in the city?
The theme of the party is moulin rouge,
the photo you sent me looks like an underground casino!
It's much better for this son,,, Immature!
It's better for the baby that he's my son, He speaks,,,
What child wouldn't want to be the son of a famous influencer? What's up,
That is true, My daughter is your fan,
Did you see, Filipeira? What are you going to do?
Are you going to teach him a ridiculous internet dance?
Ridiculous dance? It's very ridiculous, Pretty ridiculous,
Guys, you need to help me! This is getting worse!
Hi, Sweet! Pedro Paulo, He can talk,
Just a minute, guys, so I can listen here,,, Dulce!
God, I was kidding you when I brought you into my life, huh?
Oh, excuse me,,, Sweet! Sweet!
Hey, don't make too much noise, it'll speed up the birth, man!
It's already accelerating, Okay, okay,
I'll recalculate the route to get there faster,
There won't be time, It won't be possible to arrive,
There won't be time, this child will be born,,,
No, no, it cannot be born now, no,
Oh, guys, I have a problem with blood, I see blood, I faint,
Really,,, Oh, my God,,,
Oh! Oh!
Sorry! I'm nervous about blood,
Go get bae dirty! I'll find an ambulance!
I'll find the ambulance! No,,,
♪ Comic ♪
No, it's no use, Come on, Giba,
This intolerance nowadays,,, Intolerance? That it?
Excuse me, Are you a doctor? No,
So excuse me, Hi Hi,,,
Excuse me,,, You, creature, again?
I know, It's me, it's,,,
There's a woman,,, There's a woman,,, Stop there for a bit,
Giba, stop for a bit,
Go, speak, creature,
There's a woman giving birth in my car,
OK, She should be in the hospital, Come on, Giba!
Oh, damn, look, I hadn't thought of that, What a good tip,
Wait a minute, we were on the way to the hospital, but the traffic in this city
made her give birth inside my bae!
Okay, I understand, No need to shout,
Hold on, Giba! Let's go, Let's go,
♪ Comic ♪
Oh my God!
Towel! Towel! Towel,,,
My phone! Take my cell phone! I need to check how the party is set up,
It definitely gave some BO! This is not the time to think about work, woman!
You are bringing a new life to the world!
My God, this baby will have to be born right here! Oh my God!
May God use you as an instrument in her life,,,
Calm down, calm down,,, Breathe, breathe,,,
Pay attention, I'll help you, okay?
Before becoming a traffic agent, I worked in a veterinary clinic,
I've helped a lot of dogs give birth,
I don't know if you noticed, but I'm far from being a dog,
Can you excuse me here? I'm going to do this birth,
I saw a tutorial video, Give it here, give it here,,,
Give the alcohol gel, Alcohol gel,
Filipeira, stop, stop, Come here, Come here, look,
Breathe,,, It's not time for competition, okay?
It's our son we're talking about,
Our son or our son? Our son,
Okay, we're going to raise this kid together, man!
Guys, guys, sorry to disturb you, it's really beautiful,
But the baby is already crossing the finish line! Look at the head!
Is that the head?
Hold here, quickly, Of course, of course,,,
Oops, oh, oh! Stay here with me, No no,,,
Stay here with me, Pedro Paulo, Pedro Paulo, stay here with me, don’t go into the light!
Don't go into the light,,,
Are you Asian?
♪ Comic ♪
Nothing will be more important than this child
and the family we will create,
Me, you and Flávio,
my Japanese boy, who apparently is the baby's father,
Our daughter,
Liz,
Let me carry her a little? My love,,,
Most beautiful thing!
Come here with your father,
Come here, mommy,,,
♪ Instrumental/Exciting ♪
Ah!
♪ Comic ♪
No,,, It got all my car dirty, man!
Hey bae, I'm going to have to wash you more than once, because that smell won't go away,
Wow, I hope it didn't get stained too,
because this bank is the reason I live,
I mean, after the victory, of course,,,
and from Manu,,,
and the mother too,
The motherzoca barbecue! Damn!
Pull over the car! Jeez! Calm down, calm down, you policeman! Calm calm!
Pull over the car! Calm calm! That was the only thing missing!
Come on, come on! Get out of the car, get out of the car!
Get out of the car! Hand on head! Let's go!
I'm coming down, calm down, Let's go! Fast fast,,,
Calm down, let me just get it,,, Hey!
O! Calm! That it? You're winding me up, huh?
I'm not, boy! Turn to the vehicle!
Hand on head, hand on head!
Where are the two old men?
I already ended their race, man,
Beto, I'm going to search the car,
Hey my friend, be careful,,, Wow, what's that, boy?!
Hey Beto, come and see this,
Let's go, let's go,,, If it's chocolate, I have the notes on everything,
Come soon! ,,, from the umbrella too!
My God!
What?
What is this?
That was from,,,
That's it, it was old folks, Anything you say can be used against you,
We're going to the police station, And bae is going to stay here alone?
Bae?
Thales, look in the trunk, see if there's a woman inside,
Or a man, No, no,,, Bae is the name of my car, guys,
Open! What's inside the trunk is just a heart,
Something tells me you're in a lot of trouble, No,,,
Let's go! Calm calm,,,
Let's go! I'll get the key, I'll get the key,
Oh, oh, oh, What is this here?
It's a long story,
♪ Comic ♪
Oh, it was slow, Rose, slow, for love,,, Oh, friend,,,
Woman of God, look, the spa is already closed!
Oh, ready! That's what was missing, It was just what was missing,
Now I'm going to be known as a deadbeat until tomorrow! Look at this!
No, for God's sake, I need my car!
My life is in that car, Keys, cell phone, purse, everything,
And what are you going to do to recover, huh? What?
Are you going to skip a grid like that? Oh the size, which you can't skip here,
Are you going to have to skip a deal like this? You can not, What's that?
Hey Rose, if you complain about climbing a ladder,
Who will say skip a grid like that,
Your back won't have the structure for that, my daughter, That it?
Yeah, I really can't, But you,,,
I?! You!
Are you crazy? I'm not going to do that, what's that?
never, never,,, Pay attention, we could be arrested,
Never! That it? Hold nothing, The police have more to do,
Come on, give me this bag here, Let's go!
Hey Rose, no one will bring you cigarettes in your cell, Did you think about that, friend?
Don't make excuses, Let's go,
Rose, pay attention,,, Get up there!
Are you sure about that? You can!
Take it slow,,, I'll help you, I'll help you,
Go slow, go slow, Slowly,,, Three, one,,,
two,,, Did you skip two?
Slowly, now I'm going to take the second step,
The second, Go left first, He comes,
Oh, Rose, Rose, come here,,, push, push, Rose!
Take it easy,
Mr Pedro Paulo,
And you? It is me, Gift,
Sit here, please, License,
Delegate Sônia,
Excuse me,
This means that two elderly robbers
they made you a getaway driver
and then you still gave birth in traffic? And that?
So it is,
Hey Gomes, how are you?
Forrest Gump, the Storyteller, ended up here, at the police station,
You have it all, huh, delegate?
My Lord,
In 15 years of being a police officer, I've never heard so many bullshit together, understand?
Fiction? I'm not a liar, okay, delegate?
You can check out all the stories there,
you will see that I am telling the truth,
I got the tone wrong, I got the tone wrong, I spoke too loud, didn't I? Sorry,
Look, I'll check the information,
but it's not because you're telling me to,
It's because, unlike you,
I like doing my job, you know?
Uhm, You remind me a lot of my mother, you know?
Also?
I have the right to a phone call, don't I?
What phone call?
What are you thinking?
Is this a Hollywood movie?
No,,, Sir, this is Brazil, understand?
Be grateful because I didn't put you behind bars already,
For the love of God, don't do that,
Rose, Look, besides being a thief, I have a reputation as an invader of private property,
Look at this! You don't touch me!
You don't touch me! Take your hand off,,,
At that age jumping fences, ma'am?
What age, boy?! What age?
Our age can do anything,
Hey Rose, is this time?! Pay attention, Rose! Get me out of here, for love,,,
Look who arrived! Thank God,,,
Look at this, Rose! Take me out of here! And now, friend?
What's going on with these old people these days, huh?
I don't know, Some are robbing stores, others are jumping fences,
Nobody plays bingo or crochets anymore, right?
♪ Comic ♪
Circling,,, Come on, circling, the joke is over,
Take your hand off! Get your hands off me!
I can't believe this!
It's not possible!
That in a police station there are no
private detectives!
Calm down, my lady,,, Calm down?!
Calm, Calm down, what's that? I'm calm, Don't ask me to calm down,
I'm calm, I am willing
to pay an obscene amount for this work,
Now, it seems to me that nobody wants to work in this country, right?
And then you complain about the crisis!
License, Oops, let me solve it here,
Hello, how are you? I'm Pedro Paulo, are you?
Bettina, How are you, Betina? AND,,,
I heard you say that you needed a detective,
I already took an online research course, even,
When the neighborhood cats disappear, people call Pedro Paulo here,
I've already found three,
Oh, AND,
What's that, Miss Betina? That it?
Knowing how to photograph
and obey me,
the work is yours,
So,,, I just have one question,,,
How obscene is this proposal?
♪ Comic ♪
So obscene,,,
as what can happen in a hotel room,
♪ Comic ♪
But what does this hotel room have?
A fiery, young couple or a couple already married for 20 years?
Because the level of obscenity, Ms, Betina,,,
Do you want the job or not?
Yes, ma'am, I do, I just need to be released, And then we,,,
Ah,,,
Forrest Gump, It is me,
You are released,
As incredible as it may seem, your story checks out, okay?
Run, run, Pedro Paulo! Bye, bye, thank you, Thanks, Gomes,
Hey Dona Betina, there, my car,
I think we'd better get one from the app,
Dona Betina? Hey,
Pedro Paulo, your driver, Let's go!
You, driver?
But how can you work with a car destroyed like that?
Oh Miss Betina, damn, If it's going to make me cry, it's going to be more expensive, huh?
Dust, This one is bae, This is the love of my life,
That's the only inheritance my father left me,
Now the bird pooped on his head and ripped his ear off,,,
Bye, bye,,, Stop the show!
Auction,,,
You too, get intimacy very easily,
Flu too, I have very low immunity,
Ai,,,
Let's go! Open that door! Oh, oh,,,
We need to go to this hotel soon,
You're going to help me rip that bastard's pants off!
My help? Calm down, Miss Betina, just a minute,
With my help? That it? That it? Oh, I don't like it, no,
I respect those who like it, but I don't like it, I'm a family man,
I have a daughter, understand? I am married, Don't come,
Listen here, what did you think I was going to do to you?
inside that hotel?
I don't know,
There are a lot of ladies there, like you, who have a fetish
by a chubby driver like me, okay?
Oh, oh, Mrs, Betina! Vambora!
Sorry, I'm already late!
I need to get to that hotel! He must already be there with someone else!
Calm down, calm down,,, Just let me check the time, Miss Betina,
Love of God! Someone,,, It has to be quick too,
Today is my mother's birthday,
I have to get there,,, Oh, how beautiful she is! Oh, that's funny,
Let's go! Let's go! We have no time to lose,
Calm, We have no time to lose, Let's go,
I'm here to help you, Uhm,
♪ Comic ♪
Dona,,,
Oh Miss Betina, damn,
It's the minimum, Madam,
♪ Comic ♪
Congratulations, team!
You exceeded the board's expectations,
Hey Miguel, you talk, but you talk quickly, because I'm here almost having a heart attack!
Stay calm, Manuela,
Miguel would never hire you as a manager,
You absolutely don't have,,, What don't I have?
Cockroach blood? Ah, I really don't have that, Oswaldo,
Do you see, Your Excellency?
Completely unbalanced,
He's capable of anything,
I perceived, She is capable of,,,
organize a horrible situation and reverse everything,,,
in profit for the company,
Manuela,,,
Congratulations,
You are the new manager,
♪ Suave ♪
Thanks!
♪ Suave ♪
Thanks!
Ah, you gentlemen were very kind to give us a ride,
Thank you very much, okay?
So that means it was all just a big mistake, right?
Look, actually, my son, he is a well-intentioned person,
but he's very embarrassed, you know? She takes after his father,
But luckily enough, the spa owner decided to drop the complaint, So she resolved everything,
Today she is celebrating her 60th birthday!
Congratulations! How beautiful, I want an invitation to this party, huh,
There will be nothing,
Oh, I'm also 60 and single,
Single and beautiful, right?
But what is this, Rose? Remains, What is this, Rose?
Stop being offered, Pay attention!
Didn't you realize these two are a couple? That it?
I understood, but,,, it wasn't you who said that,
Nowadays, the youth, everyone hangs out with everyone?
That everyone is fluid? So, I'm fluid,
Rose, fluid doesn't mean clueless, Less, see, dear?
Me huh, Look, it's coming, it's coming,
Stop, Rose, for God's sake, calm down, Thank you very much, they are very kind, you know?
Thank you very much, You're welcome, Good rest!
Bye thank you, Do you want to go up, friend?
Oh, Rose, no, I'm going to rest, take a shower, for God's sake, I'm exhausted,
it saw? I am very tired, Bye, friend, take care,
You don't keep looking at me, no, she's the bubbly one here, you know?
Fluid, fluid!
♪ Comic ♪
Are you ready?
Yes, I am, Miss Betina, Is it okay if I take this soap?
and these little shampoos for my wife? She loves these treats,
Goodbye!
Do you understand what we have to do?
We're going to pretend we work here, in room service,
and then you film everything,
Closed,
Goodbye! Boro,
Pedro Paulo, too, you were born to be a chamberlain, huh, Pedro Paulo?
It's damn beautiful!
Let's go! Let's go! Oh, Miss Betina,,,
Betina! Go!
Date,
♪ Suspense ♪
Shh,,,
Is this right, Miss Betina?
I am exercising my right as a wife,
Now that is justice,
♪ Suspense ♪
Do you have your phone in your hand?
Bowl, bowl,
Is here,
♪ Suspense ♪
Shh,,,
♪ Suspense ♪
Oh, my little finger!
Yes, like this!
Like this! That pinky on you,
Is it already running? It's running,
Okay, put it on, That!
Ahh!
The naughtiness is over, Dennis!
Stop, Betina!
Dennis! Oh, don't record that, boy!
♪ Comic ♪
And this shit better get out of there,
because otherwise the dick will eat it!
♪ Comic ♪
Hi, Bettina, Wow, the dick had been eating for a long time,
Betina, you were the one who said that people have to live their truth, evolve,
I stepped out of my comfort zone,
God in heaven, No, I expected you to betray me,
but my hairdresser?!
It's you, Cristian!
Hello! It was an accident,
I know that what I did is inexcusable,
It happened, Betina,
And who is going to take care of my hair, Cristian?!
Because,,,
I can't believe this, that I'm going to,,, Focus on me here,
I'll be the gossip of the room!
But yes I will! I go! Go Go,,,
People will say
that my hairdresser did a beard, hair and mustache
With my husband! Yes, that's it,
Because cuckold I even swallow,
Now, being betrayed by you, Cristian? No,
I'm not believing this, Am I double cuckold? Film again,
I'm double cuckold, is that it?
Double cuckold yes! Double cuckold yes!
But without any split ends in the hair,
Oh, that's true,
By the way, your hair is beautiful!
No, no,,, Betina, you were the one who insisted that I look for Cris,
because I was very sloppy, right?
Thanks to him I found my self-esteem,
You will see what you will gain now!
♪ Excited ♪
Dona Betina,,,
♪ Excited ♪
Dona Betina!
Calm down, Miss Betina!
Waiting for me!
Sai!
I'll catch you!
You bastards!
We did it! We achieved!
O! Calm down, calm down,,, Calm down, guys, O,
It went badly,
We made it, huh? And it was, Difficult, huh?
Crazy,
♪ Action ♪
Go Go,,,
Turn it on, man! Come on, come on,,,
I'll catch you!
♪ Action ♪
I'll catch you!
I will destroy both of you and you too!
Just go see!
I will end your life to a degree,,,
Don't write in the car, please, That you,,,
have no idea,
you naughty!
You cretins!
You bastards!
♪ Action ♪
Oh, my father is going to kill me!
♪ Action ♪
My God!
♪ Action ♪
We're here live with a driver who got involved
in the hotel shack without being guilty of anything,
What's your name again? Pedro Paulo,
And who is going to pay for this loss?
That's the question, right? Enough of impunity in this country,
But I'm not even sad about the car, no,
I'm sadder because today is my mother's birthday,
I did everything, everything you can imagine,,,
to throw her a surprise party,
No party, because we don't have money, right?
A little dinner to remember,
♪ Drama ♪
But,,, my mother is a golden mother, indeed,
She always did everything she could for me, you know?
She failed to fulfill her big dream, which was to dance tango in Argentina,
My mom dances tango, man,
To help me financially,
AND,
I was trying to raise this money today,
It was today that I needed, to settle the score
and make up for all the sacrifices she makes for me, but,,,
Looks like I'm out of luck,
And that, Once again,,,
♪ Drama ♪
I let my whole family down,
my mother, Dona Nilda,
my wife Manuela,
my daughter Victoria,
I want to take advantage and send them a kiss,
say that I love it very much, AND,,,
If everything goes well, I'll be home soon,
Family, right? That's what family is,
Family is when we,,, This guy is stealing my car?!
My brother! Oh my brother,,, Oh there, oh! Oh there, oh!
I'm still paying! I'm still paying, man,,,
♪ Comic ♪
I arrived, I arrived,,, Ah! What a fright! That it?!
It's me, it's me, What is this? But what a scare!
For God's sake!
I thought you weren't coming anymore,
I also thought I wasn't going to come,
Well, it's here, look,
Bye!
Where's the rest?
What's left? It's the Argentine standard kit for your mother, It's there,
Oh wait, there's more here,
"God must have been kidding me when he put you in my life,"
I thought it was weird too, but that's what you asked for, He asked no, he ordered,
What? Respect me, okay?
God was kidding me when he put you in my life, huh?
Oh, sorry, my friend, Sweet!
But I would never say that to my crazy mother, Dulce!
My father spoke to me like that,
I can't, I can't make it to my mother's party
taking only this miserê, this little food and this banner,
Wait, you hadn't said it was a party,
I thought it was a dinner, There's only food here for your mother,
Look, Dulce, today my day was full, okay? OK? Today there was jail,
Today she gave birth, today they destroyed my bae,
which is the car my father left me as an inheritance,
I even appeared on TV, Oh, congratulations!
Congratulations? Look, Dulce, do you want to know something?
Take that basket, roll it up and stick it in,,,
Stick it where?
Now you will speak, You started, you finish,
That sentence, for God's sake,,,
Stop, stop!
Ai!
Oh no,
Is this really serious?
♪ Romantic ♪
This is a prank, This is a prank, for sure!
What are you doing here, Cilene?
Pear, How do you know her name? Do you know each other?
I'm the one asking this, Where do you know each other from?
We planned to have dinner today,
She is my date,
By the way, you look beautiful, huh?
Calm down, Dulce, aren't you Argentine?
Shut up, don't you understand? Don't interfere in my relationship,
Are you not Brazilian? Calm down, sweetheart, Then we'll talk,
Lots going on here,
I just can't go home with just this food for my mother's party,
Dulce, is there nothing you can give to help this unfortunate man?
Wait, I have an idea, Wait here, Help me here, Cilene, Look!
Hold here, look, Look, I have these drumsticks and these rissoles here, understand?
You can help here at the party,
Then you just put it in the microwave and that's it,
I warn you that it's going to get muxibento, huh? But,,,
Dulce!
But the taste is "divine",
"Divine" taste, Pedrão,
It already helps a lot,
Damn,,, Hey Dulce, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude to you, okay?
I'm just very stressed,
Thank you, Sweet, Thank you, Cylene,
Now I have to run there because I'm going to have to find an app driver
to go back home, Now you see, I,
What an irony of fate, right?
Oh! That it? We'll give you a ride,
From the? From the?
Dulce,,,
Yes, of course it can,
Thank you girls,
Ah, you are a very good man, Pedro Paulo,
And I'll take away your ticket,
Seriously, Cilene? Serious,
Thanks, Look!
Look, from now on, things are going to start getting better, huh?
Believe,
Ah,,,
See you, Pedro Paulo!
Goodbye! Goodbye,
Goodbye! Goodbye!
Bye, Pedro Paulo, Bye, Pedro Paulo!
♪ Suave ♪
I arrived,
♪ Suave ♪
Manu?
Victory?
♪ Suave ♪
Oh, Pedro Paulo,,, Hey mom!
,,, from heaven, my son!
Oh, I'm all broken, my son,
All sore, Look, I'll tell you something,
When we think things have gone wrong, it gets even worse, Pedro Paulo,
Sit down a little, She looks at her mother's condition, Look for you to see
the current situation, Pedro Paulo, I won't even tell you what happened,
Sit down, Oh, I'm so sore, All sore,
Oh my God!
Is it just you at home?
AND, It seems so,
You had dinner?
Not yet, right?
Pedro Paulo,
Ah, Pedro Paulo, what's that, my son?
Since you couldn't go to Argentina, I brought a little,,,
very little, like, almost a free sample for you,
Pedro Paulo!
"God must have been kidding me when he put you in my life,"
Pedro Paulo,
Oh mom,,,
You are very special to us,
I know that I,,,
I may not seem like such a good son to you,
but I don't forget you,
That's a lie, I forgot today, but Vitória reminded me
and I wanted to find a way to not miss your birthday,
Thank you very much for everything you do for us,
for my family, for me,
I love you, mommy, I love you lots,
♪ Suave ♪
My son, Pedro Paulo dear,
You are the best production of my life, Pedro Paulo, Look,,,
♪ Suave ♪
You know I don't care about any of that, my son, none of that,
Look, the only thing I ask from God
It's just that you make sense of that head, Pedro Paulo, That's it,
The rest, honey, we'll take it,
I really want to see everyone happy, that's all, Hmm?
Oh mom,,,
I needed this hug so much today, Oh, my big baby,
you, Pedro Paulo dear,
Hi,,, What is this?
Mom, stay there, I'll sort it out, No no,,,
Don't go alone, no, What is this? Where have you seen it? Slowly, my son,
Let me see, My God in heaven, where are you, huh?
My God in heaven,,, Calm down, mom, Calm,
What are you going to do?! Cap, Me of, That,
That, Let's go,
On three, On three, okay,
1, 2, 3,,,
Go, Pedro Paulo, Go, my son, Go Go, Pedro Paulo, Pedro Paulo!
Look at this!
My son!
You did that?! Look how beautiful!
Look at the table, how wonderful it is!
Oh, my son!
I can't believe it, what a surprise,,,
Surprise!
♪ Excited ♪
Surprise, mother-in-law!
People! I don't even know what to say!
Ah, my dear daughter!
I could never imagine
that my son would have such personable friends,
Look, just a minute here,
We know that Pedro Paulo is not the most brilliant of men, right?
AND,
But if there's one talent this man has, it's making friends,
I'm sure he learned from this sympathy in the form of a woman,
which is you, Excuse me,
Very delighted, Your kindness, That it? No no,
Paulo, my son, look, and to think that I was dying of pity
of the painful little dinner he made,
♪ Excited ♪
So it is, And, apparently, Manu won the promotion of manager
and has already started spending money because of the mother's party here,
Yes, my love, I did it,
I achieved, I'm the new manager!
There! I'm so proud! I don't think the penny has sunk in yet, folks,
But the person who organized all of this was his son, Pedro Paulo,
Was it me?
It was me, yeah,
Oh, Pedro Paulo,,,
You never disappoint me!
♪ Excited ♪
So let's get the party started, folks!
Let's eat this cake, let's eat,,,
Wonderful, It's beautiful, it's wonderful, it's beautiful!
Oh, my son!
Oh! So you are the wonderful mother
this young man here is so polite!
Very kind lady, Thank you very much,
Do you know that he raced us today?
Oh, And there was nothing but praise for you,
Ah, so affectionate, So we decided to come to the party
to bring you a gift! For me?
Yes, To make you even more beautiful,
How kind! Look here, my son, present, Look here,,,
Hey mom, just be careful,,,
So let's go, I will make you even more beautiful!
C'mon C'mon!
O! Are you going to have a little guarana?
♪ Hot ♪
So cool,
Oh love, I miss you,
♪ Hot ♪
That you are the king of improvisation, I already knew that,
Now, tell me,
How did you manage to organize all of this,,,
driving?
And still for free?
Pedro Paulo, there's no scam, right?
You want the truth, truth? Father!
Why didn't you ever tell me you were friends with Filipeira?
♪ Hot ♪
Ah, so this is the Filipeira you watch every day?
It is me, Pleasure, Pleasure!
The guy! Oh, Maria Isabel couldn't come
because she is in the hospital, but she insisted on sending
all the decorations for Dona Nilda’s dinner,
After all, you were the one who brought our son into the world, man!
It was me, it was me, Oh the other one there! Oh the other one there!
♪ Hot ♪
I made sure to bring the restaurant staff to help,
at your mother's dinner, And the baby?
Here, oh, Most beautiful thing, Let me show,
O, Look love,
Say hi to Uncle Pedro Paulo, daughter,
He was the one who helped you come into the world, you know?
Look how beautiful!
Kid, come help me here, Look there,
Congratulations! Excuse me, okay, guys?
Sensational, They are awesome, Manu,
What is happening? So the two of them,,,
There's a relationship,,, Go on, daughter, To play,
♪ Excited ♪
Ih!
Calm down, Pedro Paulo,
Friends,
I came here to tell you
that we have already provided the repair for your bae,
Repair?
How do I fix it? Did you crash a car?
I wasn't the one who crashed the car, right?
In the end, everyone will end up happy and with their bae,
And me, with my nice pension,
Of course, it's much easier to find a husband
than a good hairdresser,
♪ Excited ♪
I don't understand anything, I'll explain later,
Just look and smile, And in this new phase of my life,
I'm going to need, let's say, a handyman,
And since you're without your job,
without your bae,
I thought here with me
"Why don't you take this job?"
Signed card,
Health insurance,
Paid vacations,
When do I start?!
I! I?!
So let's toast!
♪ Excited ♪
Guys, excuse me here,
A minute of your attention,
because the lady of the night is ready
it's wonderful,
With you, Ms, Nilda!
Thank you very much, thank you very much!
My son!
Mom, you look beautiful!
So, my band, please,,,
♪ Tango ♪
Oh my love,
After all,,,
You are the husband of my dreams, you know that?
You are the woman of my life,
Sorry to abuse your goodwill,
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you!
There are people who are lucky at work,
others are lucky in love,
Today, I discovered that I am lucky in both,
Family all together and a new job ahead,
Why else, right?
I don't even think about bae anymore,
Although he is out there in peace,
But no,,, I don't mind, okay?
I changed,
Is he feeling left out?
I always treated bae like part of the family,
So he can,,, Oh, don't worry, man!
This party is everything I ever,,,
Okay, I can't leave bae outside without participating in mommy's birthday,
Bae, I'm coming to save you!
Bae!
♪ Hot ♪
Bae,,,
Oh, bae,,,
I love you so much, bae,
Did you feel alone?
♪ Hot ♪
It's easy, This is easy to put in place,
Life is to be lived! Let's have fun!
Since you're talking, right? There's a plane passing by,
We're going to repeat this again, right? AND,,,
Because the plane is shitting everything, you know that,
♪ Hot ♪
Come on, come on! Get out of the car! Get out of the car!
Get out of the car! Damn!
♪ Hot ♪
As obscene as,,,
Play it again from the beginning, go,
Here we go again,,, Back to production,
When you leave, look at her,,,
I felt like laughing,
Just a question here, How obscene is this pro,,,
Sorry,
And this "proposal"? It "postponed",
♪ Hot ♪
Rose, do you know what? Who is Rose?
Sorry,
♪ Hot ♪
And there,,,
And it's just me,
Well, I gave in, I've already made a mistake,
Searched for the brand,,,
That's it! He looked for the mark on the floor,
Didn't find it, got lost! I forgot, I forgot, Sorry,
Happy birthday, Miss Nilda, It's my name,,,
my mother's name, It's Dona Nilda,
♪ Hot ♪
There, oh,,, Sorry, Let's go again,
I will come before,
Action!
I had to go screaming from there, now,
♪ Hot ♪
I'm going to get this woman!
I'm going to get this woman! Crazy!
You don't protect her!
♪ Hot ♪
I was taking her to the hospital, but the traffic in this city
It's making a baby give,,,
A baby sa,,,
A woman giving birth,,, I don't know now, Calm down,
It's in that traffic!
♪ Hot ♪
Oops, again,
♪ Hot ♪
There is!
The naughtiness of,,,
Go, again, again, It's not bad, Damn, I was going to say,,,
Hey Estevan,,, I was going to say Cristian,
The naughtiness is over, Cristian!
Holy shit,,,
You bastards!
♪ Hot ♪
Disgrace,,,
Bastard,,,
♪ Hot ♪
It's indestructible!
Bae is indestructible!
♪ Clinging to,,, ♪
Come on, my son! Let's go!
♪ Clinging to you all night ♪
♪ I want to stay ♪
♪ Clinging to you ♪
♪ Clinging to you all night ♪
♪ I want to stay ♪
♪ Clinging to you ♪
♪ Clinging to you all night ♪
Once again I want to hear!
♪ I want to stay ♪
♪ Clinging to you ♪
I love you!
♪ Clinging to you all night ♪
Go, my band!
♪ I want to stay ♪
♪ Clinging to you ♪
♪ Suave ♪