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Rule number one:
No electronic devices allowed,
That means no phones, no laptops, no tablets, nothing!
What if we want to call home?
Wow, he misses his mom,
No, but I'll probably want to call your mom, I'm sure she misses me,
If you let me finish, you'll find out,
There is a landline in my office, You may call from there if you need to,
So I can call your mom every day,
The boys are not allowed in the girls' cabin, and vice versa,
Why would I ever want to be in the boys' cabin?
Don't worry, you wouldn't have you anyway,
But, you know… Some of us are also couples…
so…
Yeah… and some of us are exes, too,
Listen very carefully,
I know that you're some of the biggest vloggers and youtubers in the country,
I was expecting issues or rivalries between some of you,
but I promise you that by the time you leave here, you'll forget all that,
-Yeah, that's what I'm hoping, too, -Forgive, maybe, But not forget,
-But it will be forgiven! -Forgiven doesn't mean fixed,
-But it could be fixed if… -OK, you know something?
The rules are all written in the brochure, There's no need to repeat them,
-And what happens if we don't follow them? -Very good question, What happens then?
-You'll be kicked out of the camp, -So you'll dump us in the forest?
Either way we're in the wilderness,
No, We'll call your parents to come pick you up,
In that case, if it's alright with you, I prefer the wilderness,
They should've gotten people to pack our bags for us,
I'm on vacation to relax, not to work,
I thought you said you weren't coming,
Well, you know how it is, I came to spend time with my friends…
because friendship means everything to me, and…
Well, That's life,
Are you sure it's not because your parents promised to buy you a new car
if you came here and behaved yourself the whole time?
Of course, That, too,
But you're pretending you came here because you care about us,
Yeah, sure, I came to have fun with the boys,
to have a good time, Isn't that nice?
What do you say, girls? This top or this one?
Why does it matter? We have to wear uniforms anyway,
I'll wear it underneath,
No one's even gonna know you have it on, so what does it matter?
I'll know,
Girls, how do you think I became
the biggest beauty vlogger in the country?
Attention to detail,
Don't forget why we came here: to have fun, not to stress out,
Yeah, to wear uniforms, go to classes,
and not have our phones, Real fun,
By the way, if anyone wants a phone, I snuck one in in my sock,
Cristi, believe me, nobody wants a phone from your nasty sock,
Selly, why did you come to camp?
I thought you said you had more important things to do,
Yeah, I did, but…
I thought I'd spend some time with you guys,
Relax… get some fresh air…
You didn't come to make up with your girlfriend?
No, bro, everything's OK with Smara,
Yeah, I saw how much she loves you,
What did you do to her?
Happy birthday, my love! I lo…
-Her birthday was two days ago, -I know,
-I'm sorry, I had some… -Since when do you stutter?
Spit it out already,
I had some… some things to do, and…
I just got held up,
I mean, she'll have another birthday next year, right?
I'm sorry, that was a bad joke,
Come in before I get too annoyed, What's this twig? Come on!
What's with the kids?
What do you think?
These kids are very disappointed in you,
We're Smara's cousins,
We came a long way for her birthday because we care,
-And you, Selly, forgot her birthday? -We've been waiting two days for you,
It's OK, Smaranda is in her room,
I mean, I don't really know her birthday either,
I get notifications to remind me from my email, Facebook, you know,
Add my email address to the list so I can get notified, too,
You think it's funny?
You want me to solve all your problems?
I mean I'm going up there to see if she wants to come down,
if she'll even talk to you… Is something wrong?
You're just getting a little too close to me,
Get used to it, And don't touch anything,
And you guys, keep an eye out,
Make sure he doesn't steal anything, Got it?
-Selly, wanna play a round of golf? -Forget it, he's scared!
Really, Selly? You're scared of a little kid?
-Be careful not to miss, -Don't worry,
Selly!
-Uncle Bebe! -Listen up!
The PIN to my card is 3366, buy yourselves whatever you want, OK?
Yeah, I'm coming!
She doesn't want to talk to you,
She's so upset you'd think Justin Bieber died,
-Shame, I guess I'll go, -You're giving up that easy?
No, I can see she's angry…
-I don't wanna push it… -Wait, man… don't go,
Listen, There's a camp starting next week,
It's a surprise, she has no idea about it, okay?
-How come I didn't hear about this? -You forgot your girlfriend's birthday,
Mr, Bebe, I… I respect you…
I'm gonna go out for a walk,
Do you want us to come with you or do you want to be sad alone?
Alone, It's OK,
So what's with you and Selly?
Have you made up? Everything OK?
-I hope you guys break up, -Cezara!
What? I don't want to be the only girl without a boyfriend,
I don't have a boyfriend either,
Right, You,
You're… young,
You have your whole life ahead of you,
Listen, here's what we'll do,
We'll all break up with our boyfriends, so you won't feel bad anymore,
-What do you say? -Really?
No,
GIRLS DORM
God, I hope someone ordered pizza,
We're in the middle of the woods, What pizza?
Come in!
Hello, I just want to talk to Smara for two seconds,
Boys are not allowed here, you know,
It's stated very clearly in the rules,
Since when do you care about the rules?
Since she's jealous because she doesn't have a boyfriend,
I don't have one by choice, Nadia,
So, Selly, what do you have to say to defend yourself?
About what?
Your relationship with Smaranda,
Cezara, you choose what top you're going to wear,
We're going outside to talk for a minute, OK?
Can I come, too?
-No, -No,
I don't understand why everybody says no,
I'm tired of you always having something more important to do,
You couldn't even show a little more interest for my birthday,
I know, I messed up,
I messed up bad and I'm so sorry,
But I really love you and I hate seeing you upset,
I'm not moving from here until you forgive me, I swear,
Please forgive me,
What do you think you're doing?
Making my bed, what about you?
Here, right next to me?
Can I not smell your farts at least while we're at camp?
Boys, anyone wanna trade with me?
Why would you think we'd want to smell his farts?
You're brothers, you sleep next to each other,
Don't worry, don't you see how crowded we are?
We'll all smell each other's farts,
Why is my father looking for you to beat you up?
Did you break his TV?
You know what? We can talk about this tomorrow,
It's late, you're tired, no point talking now,
Really, not worth it,
-Selly? -I'm a new Selly,
You'll see, I'll take care of you, I'll remember your birthday,
I'll show you all the affection in the world,
Go to bed, it's late, Good night, I love you,
I love you!
Yo, dogs, how the hell are you?
Dogs? Listen, kid, I think you're in the wrong place,
The Harry Potter cabin is further down,
Harry Potter? That's been lame for years, old man,
-Little guy looks like he'll whoop you, -I'm used to it,
You think you're such a big deal?
Shouldn't you be off with with Snow White and the other dwarves?
Bravo, kid, I liked that,
-Vlad, nice to meet you, -Rafael,
Take it easy, who do you think you're dealing with?
-Wait! -Come on!
What are you doing?
Vlad wanted to jump this kid, It's OK,
Are you OK, man?
Are you crazy, dude? Why would you fight a little kid?
Thanks a lot, Selly,
I don't know what got into them, Rafael, Nice to meet you, too,
Andrei, pleasure,
Are you OK?
Come on! I've been training for a cage match for months now,
I was just gonna ask how you broke out of your cage,
MMA cage, you village idiot!
Wait a minute, Where did this kid come from?
From hell,
And more importantly, where is he going to sleep?
Did a bed become available?
It didn't, Cristi, we'll sleep together,
Don't worry, nobody's going to break you up,
I'll sleep on the floor, like at the dojo,
It's nine o'clock,
Lights out, Get to your beds, Good night!
I better not catch any of you near me,
I'm trained in the dark arts,
Sure, kid, You're dumb as rocks,
But if we're having this, what will the pigs eat?
It looks very good for sludge,
That's what it is, isn't it? Sludge from Techirghiol,
It's very nutritious, You're going to like it,
It has electrolytes,
Just look at it, Hard as a brick,
-Melted, -I see it,
Selly, right?
It's a pleasure to have you here,
Really? Doesn't seem like it, judging by this food,
Don't you want to order something for us? Kaufland delivers here,
Don't worry, the food is going to be the least of your problems,
-You guys going to the classes today? -What classes, bro, are you nuts?
I've skipped class all year, Now I'm on holiday,
I'm not going either, Vlad and I are gonna check out the girls,
What the hell is with this food?
We can't all eat anything, Not like Nadia,
Hey girls, what's going on?
Where are your parents? Are you lost?
I always lose my mind when I see such beautiful ladies,
Rafael, Nice to meet you,
Sorry, I'm sure you've got somewhere else to be,
No, not at all,
In fact, move over,
Aw, Cezara, you finally found yourself a boyfriend,
No, sorry,
I've got my eyes on someone more… exotic,
How you doing, sexy? Do you like the food?
I'm sorry, I have a rule, I don't talk to boys under four feet six,
That's perfect, I'm four feet seven,
It's like we were meant to be,
But who knows, maybe you're embarrassed because you're with the girls,
But I'll see you later,
You can't escape your destiny,
And, by the way, Smaranda, if you ever get tired of Selly and want a real man,
feel free to call me,
Why? Do you have an older brother or something?
Ha, ha, very funny,
You know what I mean, sweet cheeks,
Big smooch, ladies, Take care,
-Sweet cheeks! -Sweet cheeks!
Leave me alone,
-Hey guys, Can I sit here with you? -No, Go away,
I'm sorry about last night, Usually, my sensei…
Who?
-My sensei- -Who asked you?
-Usually, sensei keeps my… -Who?
-Me! -Who cares? Come on, get lost,
Sensei helps me control my anger, and… The beast still comes out sometimes,
Listen, bro, I want to ask you something,
You keep talking about dojos, karate, all that dramatic stuff,
I have to assume you've been in lots of fights before, right?
Indeed, I have,
One time, in a street fight, I almost lost a nipple,
A… nipple? From your tit or…?
Exactly,
OK, while I try to get that picture out of my head,
Selly, you tell us what to do,
You've been real quiet since we got to camp,
I don't know, bro, I am gonna go to the classes,
Yes, classic, Lucky for you, I know exactly what we should do,
And if it works out, we'll leave here with a nice pile of cash,
Watch out, boys, Gami's got business ideas again,
Can I get in on this, too? I could be a guard,
But aren't you afraid you could lose a nipple?
Every day of my life,
Which one do you prefer?
What?
Right or left? Take a look,
You mean which one of the girls!
No, which hand to eat with, Yeah, obviously, Who do you pick?
Vlad, you know it's not that easy,
I have to get to know their personalities, their souls, It doesn't work like that,
I'm happy with either one,
-Me too, Are you crazy? My heart's racing, -That's what I mean,
Baby, what do I have to do to win you over?
Be ten years older and learn to behave,
-OK, done, What else? -I like darker hair,
OK, I'll dye my hair, Anything for you, my little drumstick,
Don't call me that!
OK, my little spring roll,
-Now you're just racist, -I want to marry you,
If that's not love for other races…
You know you're just a kid and you're wasting your time, right?
You say that now,
but that'll all change once you meet my mom,
Oh, yeah, a mother in law would ready clinch it, Stop following me!
Do you think they know we're following them?
-Don't worry, we were subtle, -If you say so…
-I do… -I'm going this way,
I can't wait till we move in together, I have a bunk bed!
-Oh yeah? Then come let me kiss you! -What? No!
Lia, please move so I can sit next to Smara,
Find a different seat,
I'll kick you out of 5Gang,
RULE NO, 1
Hello everybody, I'm glad so many of you came to class,
Mr, Adelin! Do you take attendance?
Or mark people absent?
No, it's optional, Whoever wants to come can come,
OK, let's go,
No, wait, Actually, I will take attendance,
Too late! Kisses, bye!
Excuse me, what is this class about?
Your parents brought you here
to help you rid yourselves of your obsession with technology,
And our first topic is the one that is the most addictive,
-Alcohol? -No, It's something you use every day,
Alcohol,
Your phone, sweetie, Your phone!
We're talking about technology, This isn't Alcoholics Anonymous!
CLASS AREA
This is your biggest enemy, I need a volunteer,
Selly wants to,
He's been telling me all day how much he wants to participate,
Great, Selly,
Starting with the biggest youtuber, I like it, Come stand next to me,
I guess you didn't see that I raised my hand first,
I guess I don't care that you raised your hand first,
-Selly, -Good day,
-Please hold this phone and look at it, -Okay,
Rule number one: Phones are evil,
I call them,
"the devil in your pants",
Is this how you want to get us rid of our addiction?
-You hit us with a stick? -No, of course not,
We have electric shocks, too,
They're at the class,
That madman brought out the Taser,
What do you say?
What do you say, man?
Say something so I know you're there,
You're not answering?
Really? Again?
If you're wearing camouflage like a dick, again,
alone in the car, you'll see what I do to you when I get there,
What the hell are you doing? Turn that down!
I called you, why didn't you pick up?
-I was camouflaging, can't you see? -Yes, I see you're a little stuffed,
Tell me about the kids, They're at the courses?
Yeah, Every day, at the same time,
That crazy Adelin is never even a minute late,
That's fishy, Really fishy, I tell you, He's too punctual,
Yes, but we can't arrest him for being on time,
-We need proof, -You're right,
We'll find something, don't worry, Come in, don't let anyone see you,
We are on a mission, bro, on a stakeout,
We have to stay undetected,
God!
It's not good to be conspicuous,
We have to fly under the radar,
-Conspicuous? -Conspicuous, yes, It's a word…
-What the hell is that smell? -I cooked,
I don't even want to know what that is, -My own recipe,
You wanna try it?
I don't, Get that out of here, It stinks like hell,
It's damn good, It's called Crispy Mics,
-Crispy what? -Crispy Mics,
Listen, One day, while I was sitting on the toilet,
I realized that what I like most about Crispy Strips is the breading,
So I thought, what if I put mici inside?
Mici in Crispy Strips breading,
Crispy Mics,
Can you believe my girlfriend doesn't like it?
I can't even believe you have a girlfriend,
The problem is that sometimes they give me a tummy ache,
I told you a hundred times not to eat crap when we're on a mission,
You can't go in the bush every five minutes when you're on a mission,
We're wasting our time here,
There's nothing illegal going on at this camp,
We'll find something eventually, Just be patient,
Not like you've got anything better to do,
Do you want to wrap a shawarma in Crispy Strips?
Shawarma…
You're a genius, That's what I am going to do,
-Try this first, -Get that away from me,
-Get that nasty thing away, -Just taste it, please, just take a bite,
Hey! I worked hard on these, bro!
My Crispy Mics! No! That was the last one!
Smara, wait a second, Smara!
Give us a minute,
I want to talk to you, I came to this course for you,
I didn't ask you to do that, You can do whatever you want,
Yes, but I specifically came to show you that I am trying hard,
that I'm starting to care, that…
You're starting to care after three years?
I don't know how I should…
Sorry to interrupt, Andrei Selaru?
-Yeah, that's me, -I'm Mia, the camp psychologist,
-Pleasure, -Nice to meet you,
Could you please come to my office?
Yes, of course,
-Now? -Yes, Now, please,
-Should I come too, or…? -No, there's no need,
Thank you,
OK, no problem,
I had stuff to do anyway, Things to take care of, It's OK,
How do you like it here?
Have you settled in?
Yes, although I can't really say I'm having fun,
So why are you here?
I have my reasons,
Just out of curiosity,
what you're doing here with kids, does it really work?
I mean… when they leave the camp do they really end up
spending less time on their phones, tablets… Does it really work?
You would be surprised how efficient everything is,
And it's not all about technology here,
Our goal is to completely change the kids' mindset,
And you want to do that in ten days?
Isn't that a bit fast?
Yes, I know it sounds hard to believe, but we have our own methods,
Just like the method with the stick hitting my hand,
I hope you have other methods as well, because that one wasn't OK,
Either way,
and take this as a compliment,
you're the only sane person
I've met since I got here,
Thank you, But why do you say that?
It's simply because of the way the other employees behave,
the way they speak…
It's like they're on autopilot, Like they're robots,
Maybe they are, who knows?
Anyway, for me it's my first year here,
So, I don't know many details about the camp,
What made you want to follow this path, to educate kids?
Well…
I have a little boy,
and I want him to grow up in a better world,
But we're not here to talk about me,
I want you to know that if you wanted to collaborate,
I can help you,
With what?
With a lot of things,
A more peaceful life,
to let you concentrate on your career,
your education…
And what do I have to do to have this peaceful life you're talking about?
It's easy,
First of all I want to tell you that I know what you're doing online,
You have millions of followers, and that is extremely important,
Do you realize what kind of influence you could have on everybody?
Yes, but I don't see the connection,
I can offer you something extraordinary,
and you can pass it on,
You just have to want it,
-Yes? -Hello,
Sorry for interrupting, Can you come? It's an emergency,
We're talking, I'll come later,
I know, But it's a Gami emergency,
A Gami emergency?
I'm sorry, can we pick this back up next time, please?
Of course, although I would have very much appreciated to finish now,
But OK, if you have something more important to do, or, I don't know…
maybe you are not in the mood to talk to me…
OK, thank you, See you next time,
-Sir, do you have a wristband? -What are you talking about?
I can't let you pass without a wristband,
Come on, man, leave me alone,
-Hi, guys! -What are you doing?
Mortal Combat tournament on PlayStation,
Where did you get a PlayStation?
Well, it's more Mortal Combat and less PlayStation,
I don't understand,
-Come on, boys! -Come on!
Hit him harder!
-Good, Lucica! -Come on, Lucica!
-Come on! -Hit him!
-Come on, Lucica! -Hit him!
-Come on! -That's it!
Come on, damn it, do something or I'm going to die here!
Shield! Sword! Sword, not foot!
What's wrong with you? Left! Right!
Gami, are you insane? You're selling tickets to a fight?
No, bro, what are you talking about? Are you crazy?
-How much did you want from the bets… -Come on, go away,
Come on, man, say it, Do you wanna get in on this or…?
Man, you know something? Do what you want with this crap,
-I have something else to do, -Lucky me,
-Sorry, boss, it's my fault, -Of course it's your fault, Obviously,
I told you not to let anyone in without a wristband,
I'm cutting your pay for this,
-No, please… I… -Get out of here,
What are they doing?
Selfies or a TikTok, I can't tell,
Yeah, but without a phone?
Are you OK, girls?
Yes, Laugh all you want,
but you should know that it's important to keep your wrist warm,
Well, who knows, maybe over the next ten days here
we'll forget how to hold a phone,
By the way, Smaranda, I saw Selly with the psychologist,
They look really nice together,
Are you trying to make me jealous now or what?
That depends, Is it working?
No, Of course not,
If I keep hearing you talk about boys, about Selly, etc, I'm going to go nuts
and I'll just walk back to Bucharest,
Who cares what they're up to?
Yeah, you're right, They're probably bored to death without us,
Exactly, No way they're having as much fun as us,
Hey, Why those cucumbers smell?
They're pickles, It's all we have,
And the white stuff on our faces?
It's mayonnaise,
My mother used to say mayonnaise goes really well with pickles,
-Yeah, but… is it good for your skin? -Don't worry, it's the new face mask,
Smaranda! Can you please switch that light off?
Ever heard of a little thing called beauty sleep?
Yeah, You really should try it,
I could try it, if you would turn that light off,
What are you doing?
Looking at Selly's photos again?
No,
I'm sure Selly misses you so much that he can't sleep either,
Hey,
How does it go again?
Spray the whipped cream on the palm and then tickle him with a feather,
His palm or mine?
-What do you think? -Get out of here,
Don't listen to this idiot, OK?
So, you eat the whipped cream, and stick the feather way up your ass,
-That's not right, -Yes it is,
Give it here, You're useless,
-Go to bed, -OK,
Hey, Cezara,
Why are you so sour lately?
It feels like over the last few months you've totally changed,
She's like this since she found out her parents are getting divorced,
Andreea!
What? I thought they knew!
Please stop sticking your noses in my life, Thank you,
You know best, but there are a lot of girls who follow you,
and I don't know what kind of example you're setting for them,
Ah, sorry, I didn't know you started teaching geometry classes on Instagram,
Look, you have more followers than I do,
I think 90% of all the kids in the country are watching you,
-It really matters, -So, what?
Are they my responsibility?
I like sharing something positive with every video,
Lots of parents appreciate that I do that for their kids,
Great, sweetie, you're wonderful,
I'm sure there are lots of parents
who abandon their kids on the couch for hours on end,
with their phones in their hands,
and wait for us to educate them on YouTube,
But guess what?
Other people's kids are not my problem,
I have an "unsubscribe" button like any other channel,
Anyone who doesn't like it, doesn't have to watch it,
Cezara, I think all you need is a new boyfriend,
I do, and so does my mother,
Gami, man, everybody's complaining about the food we're giving them,
Bro, you gotta know how to sell it,
Hi there, tickets to the fight are five lei,
That includes spring water and snacks,
That's not spring water,
I saw you fill the glass from the tap,
That tap is a type of spring, isn't it?
-This is the snack? It's just a pine cone, -You know what? You can't come,
-OK, I'm going in, -Come on!
-I'm sorry, I don't do lines, -Really?
Hi there, tickets are five lei, That includes spri-
What's your problem? Not for them,
Thanks, Gami, It would have been ridiculous to pay,
There's three of us, Do we need a ticket or can we just go in?
You don't get it, You're not allowed in, They're welcome, but not you,
Why not?
Because you've acting like a diva and you're getting on my nerves,
But you don't think my girls would leave me…
Come on, girls, You'll be hearing from us!
Sure I will, I'll have my people call your people,
This place is torture,
The food, the uniforms, the place, the peop…
I don't even want to start,
-Hey, girls! -Where are you going looking so angry?
-Now you care? -Not really, I was just curious,
She's upset the boys didn't let her in to watch the show,
Bianca?
Shut up, They didn't let you in either, OK?
No, Cezara,
They didn't want to let you in, We were good,
And where are you going now?
We're going to the tell the trainer so he shuts down their party,
Very mature,
Yes, But they started it,
Hey, Bianca, you wanna hang back and take a walk with us?
Yes, Bianca,
It's OK, I'll stay with Cezara,
You wouldn't have a choice, Come on, girls, we have things to do,
Cezara's gone too long without her phone and it's made her crazy,
-Is that Selly? -Where?
There, with the psychologist,
Yeah, it is,
I'm sorry I had to go so soon last time,
Not a problem,
-Where were we? -You were telling me something about…
Again! Yes! Who is it?
-Hello, -Hello,
Is something wrong?
-No… -No?
So?
I just wanted to see how you're doing…
here,
We're… fine,
This is Smaranda, my girlfriend…
or possibly ex-girlfriend,
OK,
Smaranda, right now I'm talking to Selly, so if you don't mind…
I don't mind, Go ahead, talk,
Alone… if that's okay,
-Couldn't the two of us talk, too? -Smara!
-What? -No, it's OK, She's right,
Selly, can I ask you to wait outside while she and I talk?
OK, whatever you want,
Even the psychologist is dumping me,
And close the door, please,
Please, tell me,
Thanks,
God, after that porridge this is crazy good,
Hey, love, everything OK?
You didn't tear each other's hair out or anything, right?
Come on, get real, It was fine,
We even talked about you,
So?
She helped me see things differently,
Does this mean that you forgive me?
Yes, I want us to forget about that,
And, by the way, she said she's waiting to talk to you,
OK, I'll go later, Right now I want to be with you,
-No, please, go to her, She insisted, -I'll go later, really,
Am I seriously forgiven?
I'm not gonna wake up with my head shaved or something, right?
No, don't worry,
Listen, I'm a little tired, I'm gonna go to the girls' dorm,
Alone,
Easy, we don't want anyone to get hurt, Grab him!
-Grab what? -Stay put!
-What's wrong with you, guys? -Easy!
You said you'd get me out of jail,
not that you'd trade my cell for the trunk of a car!
Please stop, I'm shell shocked from jail,
We had to be sure we could trust you,
So you needed all of this?
You either help us or you go back to jail, This isn't a discussion,
Please, please, I got it,
Gimme a vest like that one and I'm all in,
You don't get a vest, I didn't even get a vest,
Well the only size they had was large,
Listen carefully, You need to infiltrate the camp, blend in with the other kids,
since you're younger, and find out why everyone comes out of there changed,
Do you understand? You're cousins, That's the story,
-Cousin! Let me give you a kiss! -You're not really cousins,
Ah, got it, second cousins,
Why don't you come home, man, and see aunt Viorica?
Listen, Do you remember when we were undercover and we said we were brothers?
Pretending?
That's the kind of cousins you are, The way we were brothers, Pretending,
Come here, brother!
Mom is worried about you, She asks about you every day,
Hello, how are you? Come here!
Bro, you don't get it at all, We're not cousins and we're not brothers,
-Get back in the trunk, -But we are cousins!
We aren't, bro, are you nuts? How could we be cousins?
-So, we're brothers, -We are neither cousins, nor brothers,
Get in there,
OK, but you should know I've got two police officer cousins
who won't let you get away with this!
What an asshole!
That's awful, man! Your own family, your own blood,
I simply don't understand what I did wrong,
Rule number one:
You don't steal the kids' money, I'm confiscating that,
Give it to me,
We'll split it fifty fifty, and I'll throw in some chestnuts,
Careful or I'll throw you,
-I said, give it to me, -Okay,
And I'm not done with you here, You sure this is all of it?
Yes,
Boss, you forgot about this money that you hid under that log before,
Thank you so much, Rafael, What would I do without you?
But you're gonna give it back to the kids, right?
Yes, right!
-Of course, Anything for the kids, -And how will you know whose it is?
I'll run an investigation,
Investigating the slots, maybe,
What was that? Why did you give him the money?
Boss, when the IRS comes, you have no choice, You have to cooperate,
And then the little genius goes, "Wait! You forgot this money!"
And then he gave him everything I'd hidden under the chair,
If I had my phone I would have called the police,
Hang on, let me get this straight,
You're telling me that the trainer stole money from you
that you'd stolen from a bunch of kids,
Yeah, but I stole it first, So it was my property,
-I don't think it works like that, -What do you mean?
Where have you guys been all day? I needed you,
You lost a lot of money by not showing up today,
Yeah, but we didn't lose more than you did,
I heard what happened, We've got an even better story,
-Do you mind if I tell it? -No, it's OK, go for it,
-So… -Today we were on a special mission,
You know we like those two girls who work here,
And so we said, we're mature, we're men,
We secretly followed them around a little while,
My dudes, they stood and stared at a tree for an entire hour,
These girls are so strange, It's like they're remote controlled,
But that makes me like them even more,
Boys, listen, this is very important, Have you seen my money?
Yeah, man, I have it, Do you have BTPay? I'll wire it over now!
Yeah, of course I do,
Hey, Gami, enough about your money already,
How would we know where your money is? Don't you see he's pulling your leg?
What he's saying about the camp staff is really important, bro,
They are really strange,
Well, I don't know about you,
but I'm gonna break into the trainer's office
and take my money back,
So you want to go from camp to jail,
Wouldn't be a big difference,
-Madalin, can I count on you? -Madalin, don't listen to this idiot,
Hey, Madalin, are you with the smartasses or with the losers?
I don't know what to tell you, I'm a step ahead,
Today when I bumped into the trainer, I swiped his keys,
-Great! Smart guy! -… so, I say we're getting in tonight,
Cristi, we need the phone from your nasty sock, Give it to me,
-Let me just delete some photos first, -Great, thank you,
Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep over here!
Hey, bro, what are those in your ears?
-What? -Those,
These? They're earplugs, I found them in the girls' dorm,
I don't know what were you doing there,
and I don't want to know,
but you should know that those aren't earplugs,
Unless your ears were bleeding or something,
What, were you listening to 5Gang?
Why not, man? They're very useful, They've got lots of functions, Look!
-Should I tell him, or will you? -He'll understand when he's older,
FOR A BETTER WORLD
Smaranda?
Smaranda, are you OK?
Yes, why?
You're reading,
A book,
It's cool, I can give it to you after, if you want,
Thanks, I appreciate very much, you're very kind,
but I'm not quite bored enough to read,
Something about you has changed,
No, I'm fine,
-You're mistaken, -OK,
I hope you recover soon, At this rate I'll have no one left to argue with,
Can someone please tell me who stole my tights?
Man, please order some cheese doodles for me,
-Who did you think I called? -Didn't you order from Kaufland?
I tried to call earlier, But he's not answering,
I shared our location so he knows where we are,
Okay,
Couldn't you find any other tights, dude? Just these fishnets?
I didn't have anything else,
Be careful not to move anything, not even by a centimeter,
or he'll know we've been here,
Shut up, man!
He's obsessed, He's got pictures of all of us,
Any good ones of me in there?
Check it out, there are pictures over here, too,
Look, the safe is right next to you,
There's no money here, I think that lunatic spent it all already,
-Let's go, -Wait, let me just take a couple pictures,
-Well, we didn't move anything, -No, man, everything went well,
-Quiet! -Dorian, we're all finished,
-Hold this, Veni, vidi, vici! -Dorian,
-Dorian, we're done, -Let's go,
Dorian, no!
-Let's go! -Dorian, we sorted it out,
Dorian, no! Dorian!
At least the fan survived,
So you didn't find the money, did you?
-No, We just managed to take a few photos, -Let me see,
You didn't move anything in there, right?
No… I mean, it depends what you mean by "move",
What do you mean what do I mean? Did you move anything or not?
I told you to be careful because that trainer Adelin is very sharp,
If you moved anything in his office, even by a centimeter
he'll know you were in there,
Well, we didn't move anything, only one centimeter,
We didn't even touch anything, but Dorian…
Dorian?
Was Dorian there?
Are the walls still up? The doors?
For the most part, yeah,
Except for he used a wall as the door,
Ah, OK,
We could've crashed a tank in there and caused less chaos,
The saddest part is that you didn't find anything,
Not quite, Check out what I found over here,
It says this is the last edition of this camp,
After us it's going to be dissolved,
Very weird, Why would they shut down the camp if it's going so well for them?
I mean, everybody praises them for performing miracles on their kids,
I don't know, but from what I see here
we're clearly the last team that's coming through,
They've already sold the land and are going to demolish everything,
I don't understand,
Who closes their business when it's going well?
This camp is clearly profitable, lots of kids come here,
Why would they shut it down?
I don't know, but something stinks here,
Sorry,
As you have probably all heard by now, rule number one has been broken,
Last night, someone broke into my office,
The police have taken notice and are here to investigate,
By the way, how did you find out? Because we…
Thank you, We'll take over from here,
We don't want to disturb you more than is necessary,
We know that most of you are innocent,
so we kindly ask for the person, or persons, responsible to come forward,
We promise nothing will happen to you if you turn yourselves in,
-Okay… -I told you it would never work,
OK, listen up!
If the perpetrator doesn't come forward in five seconds,
I'll shoot this girl right in the face,
Are you doing this again? Have you taken your medicine?
-Is he really going to shoot her? -No…
I don't know,
I thought we decided together that it's not OK to threaten kids…
What are you staring at, sweetheart?
You got something to tell me?
I got enough lead for you, too, You want me to make you dance?
Please, he's out of control, There's nothing I can do!
Turn yourself in!
My finger's about to slip,
It was me! I did it!
-Are you sure it was only you? -Yes, just me, alone,
I can feel the bullet about to shoot,
It was me, Alone,
So this is your offender, Mr, Trainer,
-How much did I say I'd give you? -Twenty five each,
Twenty five? Each? Did I negotiate that poorly?
I don't think so,
Her…? No?
How much to… I know a hole…
-So the girls were in on it, -We do it all the time,
We get two people ahead of time to agree to be threatened at gunpoint,
We'd never do something like this without prior consent,
We wouldn't want to scar the kids for life,
Yeah, but what about the kids who weren't in on it?
We consider it a kind of life lesson,
It's all Cezara's fault,
If she hadn't ratted on me to the trainer,
we wouldn't have had to get back our money,
Hey, please don't throw food!
Food fight!
Smara!
Smaranda!
Yes?
-It feels like kindergarten, -Yes,
How are you? Do you want to take a walk in the forest or something?
Selly, I thought you'd understood what I said to you,
-That you got over our fight, -No,
Over our whole relationship,
I want to focus on other things now, On my studies, my future,
-Is this a joke, or…? -No, it's no joke,
But if you didn't understand that, I'm sorry,
It's over,
Dog!
You dog, you! Always trying to hook up!
One of these days I should teach you what women are really about,
What are you doing?
-What does it look like I'm doing? -Looks like you're packing your bags,
I can't let you leave,
You have to stay here,
And how are you going to make me stay? You gonna hit me in the balls again?
No,
But I will tell you something I haven't wanted to admit,
Honestly, I have to tell you… I'm your biggest fan,
I didn't want to say it in front of the other guys
so they wouldn't make fun of me,
But I've been following you for as long as I've been allowed to go online,
I know you are not the type to give up so easily,
I say you should stay,
There are only a few days left anyway,
and who knows, you might even make up with your girlfriend,
The way I treated Smara,
it really must seem like I don't care about her,
But I really do love her, bro,
I wish she could see that,
Then go on! Try again!
You're right,
I can't believe you're the one who's convinced me to stay,
Neither can I, actually,
But if you do break up, can I take her to Trickshot?
It's my favorite restaurant, You can't say no,
Are you pleased with yourselves, officers?
You started a revolt by being here,
I don't think our being here was the problem,
Exactly, The problem was those idiot kids starting a food fight,
You shut up! Look at what you did to me, It looks like I got vomited on by a baby,
How am I supposed to go back like this?
Like I said, it was those idiot kids who started to eat the fight,
What kind of circus are you running here, sir?
First of all, what happens here is none of your business,
-I should as what you were doing here, -We're taking the boy to the station,
You're not taking anything, The boy stays here,
I'll take care of him, Go wait for me in my office,
That is, where my office used to be,
You didn't answer me, Why are you really here?
You got us, We are here for another reason,
We want to register a kid for the camp,
-Now? In the middle of the break? -Correct,
It's not possible, Try again next year,
What do you mean "not possible"? We're leaving him here either way,
Go get him from the car,
Are you sure?
Very sure,
Where are you going?
Man, the car is parked over there,
We just got here ten minutes ago and you already forgot?
-You are impeccably organized, -He's a rookie,
-And you're high ranking, right? -Very much so,
-Where are your epaulets? -They're drying, I just washed them,
What's your rank?
Advanced… corporal,
-Capo… what? -Captain,
-So are you going to the class? -I don't know, We'll see,
-What's wrong? -I can't believe it, Come with me,
What?
This can't be happening, Do you know who that is?
He's the son of a loan shark who kidnapped me
and kept me tied up in a room,
-Are you serious, or are you… -I'm serious,
I don't understand what the hell he's doing here,
He's supposed to be in jail,
Take care of him for a few days
and we'll come get him when the fun's over,
He's my cousin, be careful with him, he's not too smart,
-I see, It runs in the family, -Thank you,
Don't mention it,
Come on, I'm not in a mood to argue,
I have to go solve the crisis situation in the dining hall,
Go take a walk and we'll talk later,
Go on!
As for you two,
I kindly ask you to leave this camp and never come back,
And if you do come back, it better be with a warrant,
I'm well aware of my rights,
-Good day, -Of course, Goodbye, have a nice day,
You spit on yourself,
Did you manage to tell him what he has to do again?
More or less, But you know he's an idiot,
Yeah, he's not as smart as you, He wasn't ready, damn it,
Why did you ask me to bring him?
I hope you've finally realized that there's something weird going on here,
We'll leave him here, maybe he'll find out more,
It seems we're no longer welcome here,
I hope he'll manage, After all, how stupid can he really be?
-What did I tell you? -Didn't I tell you to go over there?
-Are you going to the car? -Go!
-Go that way! That way! -Shoot him, man!
To think he's my cousin…
Actually, he's adopted, We found him on a farm,
Did you know a baby can nurse on a sow's teat?
No, I didn't know,
Just like I didn't know you could get two huge idiots from one gene pool,
-Thank you, -It wasn't a compliment,
Where did you put the car? Wasn't it here, in the parking lot?
-What are you doing? -I'm gonna go talk to him,
-I'm coming with you, -You're not going anywhere, Go away,
-Whatever, I'm busy anyway, -Hey!
Hey, man!
What are you doing here, man?
What are you doing? What am I doing?
What? -Never mind,
I'm on a special mission,
Special mission? Are you serious? Shouldn't you be in jail?
Take it easy, I came with the lawmen,
I'm a secret agent now,
What?
Those policemen suspect that there's something weird going on
here at the camp, with the staff and the kids,
They got me out of jail
so I could screw with them, to find out what's going on, OK?
I also noticed something strange was going on here,
But why would they send you? Why you of all people?
They see special talent in me, You don't even know,
Special talent?
In you?
There are chimpanzees smarter than you,
Chimpanzees smarter…
Look, man, I was the youngest guy in the jail, OK?
That makes more sense,
Come on, let's see what these guys think of you,
You think I'm gonna just let you wander around on your own?
I can't believe they let you out,
Yeah, man, but come on, I'm too funny for jail,
Long story short, that's it,
And these guys think something fishy is going on here, just like I do,
So, help me understand,
This guy is a secret agent the police sent,
And you think this camp is The Twilight Zone or something,
-Right, -Selly, you should wear a hat,
Clearly you're having a sunstroke and it's making you crazy,
And I have nothing to say to this idiot anyway,
Yeah, I know, But don't you understand the police brought him?
Something's really rotten here,
Not having your phone has clearly had a negative effect,
Looks like TikTok was good for something after all,
-Come on, guys, -Where are you going, man?
To convince the trainer that I wasn't in his office last night,
Man, after all I've said, you're still going to talk to him?
Yeah, boss, what do you want from me?
Should I risk not getting my BMW just because you're crazy?
You're going even if it means you risk something happening to you?
And if nothing happens, what I am going to drive?
Do you want me to take the bus?
Yeah, man, Awesome, Great,
Can you believe these guys are risking their lives for a car?
Yeah, man, Wild,
But do you know what they say,
there's no gun like an AG and no car like a BMW,
Am I right?
I have to talk to Smara, to see if she's OK,
-I feel like she's hiding something, -That's how women are, man,
Well, I don't know what to say,
It's not like I told you,
Life would be much easier and more beautiful for everybody,
People need to be saved from themselves,
A few people can change the fate of the whole planet,
-Hey, what are you doing? -We're talking about a book,
Cezara, are you really talking about books these days?
Have you picked up poker, or…?
Never mind, Smara, could you come talk to me for a minute?
I can't right now, I'm with the girls,
We're having a very interesting chat,
I got you a present and I wanted to give it to you here, at camp,
But just before heading out, I forgot it at home,
I think maybe I really just don't care that much,
It's fine, Don't worry, You'll give it to me another time,
Let's go, man,
Let's leave them, Let's go,
Stay with us, boys,
Thanks so much, we'll call you, We actually have to get to…
Bro, why didn't you ask them more questions?
I don't know who that is, but she's not my girlfriend,
Man, that is not my girlfriend,
Before, if I'd told Smara I'd forgotten to bring her a present,
and in front of all her friends, and after I had forgotten her birthday…
she would have torn my leg off and beat me with it!
Man, when I came here, I thought it was about those guys not paying their taxes
but now you tell me your girlfriend isn't your girlfriend?
I don't know, but I think something is seriously wrong,
I don't know what, but it's really serious,
They're all sitting in a circle,
and none of them are arguing, just talking about books?
-Something happened to them, I'm sure, -I didn't sign up for this,
I know who we can talk to, There's a lady here who's very cool,
She works here, she's the only sane one out of all of them,
Let's see what she says,
Knock, knock?
-Where could she be? -There's nobody here, Great,
God, you really are disgusting,
OK, I'm done,
You're as much of an asshole as when I met you, I swear,
And you're just as beautiful,
Let's have a look around here,
Hey, wait a minute, We can't just look through her desk, Really,
She's been super nice to me, That would be really rude,
What, are you trying to hook up with her?
No, dude, She's the camp psychologist, How could I…
I mean, she's really hot, but…
The charity box!
I think that's Gami's money,
Then some of it is mine, too, because I also had…
last time,
He owed me some money anyway,
Thirty… 35…
Well, you can't hook up with her, She's got a boyfriend,
So what? Like that matters,
I am joking, it's some brat,
-Might be her son, She said she had one, -Here,
What?
-That's Rafael, -Do you know him?
Yes, it's a kid from the camp,
But I don't understand why she didn't tell me that's her son,
Hey, hello,
What are you doing here?
I was just looking for you,
And I was waiting for you,
I want to ask you some questions,
Of course,
I'll answer them, if you promise
we can continue our chat we keep postponing,
I've been trying to get to you for a few days,
but it seems like our timing is always off,
I'm starting to think you're running from me,
Well… I'm here now,
Please, go ahead,
I feel like you know me pretty well, you know?
But I don't know anything about you,
I'd like for us to focus on what we have to do,
-Let's sit down, -For instance, you told me you had a son,
So I wanted to ask, has he ever come to this camp?
How strange you remembered precisely this detail!
I don't think that…
If you really believe in what you're doing here, with the kids,
shouldn't you have registered him, too?
That's why I am asking, has he ever been here?
Or will he come some day?
No, He's with his grandparents while I'm working here,
Why did you want to talk about this?
I was just curious,
Just one more question and I promise we'll do whatever you want,
With all this stuff going on,
the food fight, the trainer's office…
I wanted to ask, is this the first year that stuff like this has happened?
Or the kids have been just as crazy in previous years, too?
It is actually the first year we've had such big issues with the kids,
In previous years they've been more obedient,
But you said this was your first year here,
Andrei, cards on the table,
No way, Selly, there's no rat down here,
Madam, it was lovely to meet you, but we have to go now,
Come on, Selly, we need to talk,
-You're making a big mistake! -How big exactly?
I've already been to jail and I don't want to go back,
Costi, let's go!
What are you doing, man?
-Come here! -I thought we could go through there,
They're with us, right?
Too late!
What have you done to them?
Why are you all standing there, without doing or saying anything?
Ma'am, please, I'm not involved in this,
I swear I have nothing to do with them,
Put me in jail for two more years if I'm lying!
You weren't signed up for camp with the other kids,
Who are you?
Ma'am, I am a secret agent,
but we can't talk here in front of everyone,
-OK, you're an idiot, -Ma'am, I am not an idiot,
I am a secret agent, you can even check my website,
Shut up!
Come on, enough with the little purple riding hood Game of Thrones act,
What's with the clothes?
I think under your cloak
you've got some ranks on your shoulders,
I'd give you the finger, but I can't because I'm tied up,
What's this, man, what's all this attitude?
Don't you think all this trickery has gone to your head?
They made you out to be something, a camp psychologist,
and you're already too big for your britches!
What's with this throne of branches? That's it?
And if you just wanted to scare us, you're doing it in the daytime?
Could you not call us at night?
Come on, give it a rest!
Why don't you say anything? Why are you staring at me?
Do you really want to look that stupid in front of her? Just look at her!
Wow, you're so beautiful!
I really don't like this sort of thing,
Especially your tone, it's totally wrong,
Not today,
Great job, man! Well done! Untie me, please, come on,
God, those muscles!
-Where are you from? -Where did you come from?
-I hope you know we feel really good, -You're wonderful, will you marry me?
-Please! -You're great!
What happened?
You got clubbed in the head,
And you peed your pants,
Go on, please,
That is if you want another club to the head,
Andrei,
please be understanding if you want this to be over,
Tell me what you've done to them, why they're like this,
Have you heard of hypnosis?
I saw something on "Romania's Got Talent" but…
Shut up,
Is that real? This hypnosis stuff, does it really work?
It's as real as can be,
OK, but why? What's the point?
I think I know what's happening,
-Shut up, already! -Shut up, already!
Do I get to say anything at all?
You still think I'm just going to say something stupid, right?
I have my own rights as…
a prisoner, actually,
OK, Thank you,
Man, I know what is happening here,
You've got a YouTube channel of your own
and you're jealous of Selly because he's doing better than you, isn't it?
Because he has more followers, and all that,
What do you do? Maternity clothes?
Or…?
Are you teaching women how to apply concealer?
You look great, I'll say it, you're a beautiful woman,
but looking from the side you can see the bump, you know?
It's visible, Four or five months, Congratulations,
Best of luck,
And now would you could please answer this question,
do you prefer a C-section or natural birth-
It's because of you we're here,
All of you who came to this camp,
Millions of kids follow you,
You have a huge responsibility,
And you say it's not your job to educate?
You are the so-called leaders of the new generation,
And what are you doing?
Whether you're in it to make money,
or you're doing it for the popularity,
Some of you aren't interested in what's going on,
They think it is cool to be careless,
Others aren't strong enough to take a stance
and to express their views
when they may have something good to say,
Something helpful,
I want my son to grow up in a better world,
So I need to change something,
And what are you going to do?
How does this hypnosis work?
Well, it's very easy,
Have you ever been so caught up in what you were doing that…
you didn't notice time passing?
When you were watching a movie, for instance,
or when you were playing a game
and were in a trance-like state,
Well, I am able to induce this state,
It'll be like having a nice dream,
But it's easier to just show you,
Wake him up,
Please, enough, no more, Don't hit me anymore, please,
You either accept the hypnosis, or…
Yes, I accept, I sign, I agree,
Come on, do it, Start, Where is it?
Look very closely at the center of this necklace,
Keep your attention on it,
and from now on you'll listen to me,
When I finish counting to three,
you'll do everything I say
and you will be very obedient,
One… two…
Three,
Now get up and go next to the others,
Mia, please, listen to me,
Maybe you're right,
Maybe I should be more involved in educating my followers,
I know you want to help everybody with what you're doing now,
But everybody has the right to choose what they want to do,
Whether they want to make bad decisions or listen to some type of music,
or whatever they want, they have the right to do it,
and nobody can take that right,
Who gave you the right to brainwash us?
I see exactly where this generation has gone wrong,
I know, it is not your fault,
You're just unaware,
-But I will put you on the right path, -The right path?
For who?
Do you really think it's alright for a mother to control her son like this?
Rafael isn't hypnotized, He only spied on you, for me,
I'm ten, I'm too old to watch your vlogs,
You are the only one left,
You have two options,
Either you cooperate, or you'll never leave here,
Hypnosis doesn't work unless you accept it willingly,
-I cannot force you, -And what happens after that?
You can't hypnotize the whole planet,
This camp was created especially for you, the big influencers,
From the very first moment I wanted to reach you,
And now that I am going to control everything you say,
I can manipulate all your followers as well,
I don't want to be hypnotized, no matter the consequences,
I want to think with my own head and always say what I feel,
I didn't want it to come to this, but it seems I have no choice,
I can't let you ruin everything for me,
Fortunately, I have a lot of witnesses who will say that you had an accident,
At three, Three, two, one, go,
What are you doing here?
What are we doing here?
We've been watching the camp for some time now,
Hold these, doll,
We suspected you were doing something to the kids,
What do you mean? You don't have any proof,
We're just playing a game here,
"We're playing a game, you don't have any proof," Is that so?
But what you didn't know, Ms, Mia,
is that we met our little Selly in the forest,
You may wonder why he allowed you to catch him,
Here's why!
What have you done?
-Did you not put the microphone on him? -Microphone?
Me? Don't you always do it?
No, you were supposed to do it! I told you I had to take a poop!
If you weren't thinking about Crispy Strips all the time,
maybe you'd remember to put on the microphones,
He's the third witness we are about to lose, because of you,
-That's just this month! -I'm not always craving Crispy Strips,
Wait, do you have Crispy Strips on you?
What are we going to do? How do we go back to our boss?
We'll kill them and bury them in the forest… I don't know,
Oh, thank God I put it on this idiot, I was about to die of stress,
And what are those girls wrapped in blankets looking at?
Is Arsenie Boca in that tree? Do you see anything?
Okay,
Miss Mia, Please stay calm, in the name of law, Take her,
Easy, miss, Come here,
Come on, cuff her,
They're stuck right here,
-Please… you don't realize how beautiful… -They're stuck,
Hold your hands like this so he can go under,
…how beautiful the world can be!
I understand, I'm sorry, But why this color?
-They're really stuck! -Please, there are children here,
Everybody will obey… Everybody will be well…
-You're ruining the moment, -I have a kid,
-Spit on it… -I did!
-It's on my face, -You must understand,
Where are you going?
I have a son…
We're sorry, but we have to cuff you,
-No, please… Please, let me go, -You are under arrest,
-Easy, OK? -Please… please think…
-And you, Selly, you're free, -Thanks, guys,
You can vote now,
And you know what? Maybe it really would have been a better world,
But not like this,
You can't force people to do what you want,
Thanks to me and to these policemen, this country will stay exactly as it is,
Mediocre,
-He has a way with words! Come, Together! -How are we going to take her?
-I don't know how to do it, -You take her like this and then…
… you go ahead,
-Don't run! -Rafael, I'm sorry!
-Okay, -Where are you?
So, we took her and now we are in exactly the same position we started in,
Well, I don't know if you felt the same chemistry
as I felt the moment we arrested you,
but I really think there's something there,
And I don't want to let what happened today
ruin our chances of going on a date,
Even if the date is in the prison courtyard,
we could have a nice walk for an hour,
maybe play a little basketball…
Mind your head,
Mind your head, I'll call you,
Actually you'll call me, once a day, when you're allowed,
Partner!
Another case solved,
So?
-Say something! -Wait!
-Who are you talking to? -Gimme a second,
-Tell me who you're talking to! -Your mom!
Then tell her to wash my underwear, I think I have a date tonight,
OK, fine, thanks, talk to you tomorrow morning,
I finally found someone who knows something about hypnosis,
and he thinks he can fix the kids,
but not until tomorrow morning,
In the meantime we have to take care of them,
They should be taking care of us! Have you seen how they behave?
By the way, I took this necklace from my girlfriend,
-What do we do with it? -It's very important,
If you have it, the kids listen to everything you say,
-Interesting, -Wait, wait a minute,,
When you said to shoot all of them, you were joking, right?
-Yes, of course, But you? -Of course, I'd never…
Neither would I, but if I have a good reason, I don't know…
To escape from jail, I would shoot like 20, but otherwise, no,
That's something else entirely, Maybe I would, too,
But have you ever thought of
what it would be like to choose one…
and shoot him…
-Random? -A vlogger… random,
-Randomly, -Yes,
Yes, I think I have someone without thinking too much,
Let's…, on three, OK?
Three, two, one…
-Selly! -Selly!
-Oh, my God! -I'd shoot him with the automatic gun,
I would start at the knee, then the elbow…
-…and only after that, the vital organs, -Exactly,
I feel sorry for the kid,
Poor kid was just trying to help his mother,
and now I don't know what's going to happen to her,
At least I have this amulet, What do we do with it?
-Are you thinking what I'm thinking? -Well…
That's what I'm saying, Seems like…
But how do we… do you rub it, or…?
I don't know, I think you blow on it and something comes out, like a…
-A genie? -Yeah,
-It's me! I come out! Big genius! -Come on, rub it a little,
I'll rub it, but I don't know if that'll do anything,
-No, the amulet, -Okay,
I don't know, let's see,
There,
I'm really sorry that you were caught in the middle,
No kid should ever pay for their parents' mistake,
I know that my mom just wanted something good for me,
but I don't understand why she had to take it so far,
That's what parents do, sometimes,
They want to protect their kids
from the mistakes they made when they were young
and sometimes they make things worse, not better,
I hope Mom will get out soon,
Your mom said something really interesting,
that I'd also thought about several times,
I really should get more involved in education,
-Really? -Yes,
Not by force, like she tried to do,
But I can't be careless either,
So every cloud has a silver lining,
I hope my friends will recover soon,
Starting today, you'll be my girlfriend,
You'll unfollow all the boys, and you'll meet my mom,
My mom is the greatest person in the universe…
-What are you doing? -Nothing,
Did it look like I was doing something weird?
Clean it better! I told you I stepped in bear shit!
Man, what…
Selly, you're exaggerating, Calm down,
Get lost,
We're just having a little fun until the girls recover,
Come, Smara,
Call me!
Selly, this stays between us, right? Don't forget we saved you,
I'll come after you!
Hey, man?
Why do you have five dizzy girls and I have just one?
Come here, crazy, there's room for you here, too,
-Are you just making fun? -No, Come here, really,
Do you really want me to come? Or you are just saying?
-No, man, Come here, -OK,
Stop it!
Come here, you big bear, Come here,
-Where do I sit? -Move them,
-Lift me by the head, -Can you…
-Right, -Come on,
Sit down,
Sit on my lap,
-You want this? -No,
-Take it, -Do you have anything gluten-free?
Give me a little bit of that coconut, It's really good,
Is it good? I want some, too,
I thought you'd have it fixed by now,
Do you think I'm made of money?
I mean, this chandelier costs more than my whole house,
-You should work more then, -Don't tell me!
Dough, boss!
Come on, go and bring me a drink to relax, please,
Smaranda, come downstairs already, or I'll kick his ass,
I suppose you've prepared something really special for today,
Not really, I'm taking her with me into the city, I have some stuff to do there,
-Really? Today, on your third anniversary? -I hope you didn't forget again,
Selly, why are you wearing flip flops?
There could be another camp,
-Well done, bravo, -Mission accomplished,
Thanks, guys,
You're the first to try my new recipe,
Stuffed Cabbage Strips,
Thanks, leave it here, I'll put it in the fridge,
I'll put in a good word for you to the police,
Guys, we really do make a great team,
To the K9 unit,
Come on, see you in the next movie,
Thanks, Close it, will you?
I got out of the shower and I don't want to catch a cold,
-OK, boss! Kisses! -Good night!