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Come on!
Come on! All the way,
No, Go!
Stop!
-What are you doing? He can't drive, -I can,
You'll hit something, "I can,"
Stop,
Stop!
What are you doing?
Is this a joke?
-No, -Move! Come on!
-You make me nervous, Patricia, -Yeah,
I could have done it too,
-Oh, shit, -Oops,
Sixty years driving, and he gets nervous,
You make him nervous,
How am I supposed to look at you?
-Who am I looking at? -Don't overexert yourself,
I'm multitasking, I'm rehearsing,
Why can't I see Rami's photo?
Wise up, Patri,
What?
No,
He must have pressed the wrong thing, He's clumsy,
He didn't block his aunt,
Leave that hobby,
Acting isn't a hobby,
Act as a Logistics Manager,
Is the urine sample truck at 39 °F?
Yes, miss,
Sure? Don't let the samples arrive frozen like the last time,
-See why he blocks you? -Back to work,
Hey!
Come on, Relax a bit,
Go for a massage, a course, a workshop,
Sure, I'll have a look,
Origami or bonsai course in the Japanese Garden,
-Okay, -Who will run the company? You?
Take a vacation, Patricia,
Dad didn't,
-How old was he when he died? -Wanna kill me?
He didn't die from stress, He smoked a lot,
You can't please him, He named his company "Pomiró and Sons,"
He only had daughters!
That man was your dad,
He worked his whole life so you could study theater,
Get out, I'm busy,
Do all big sisters inherit the baggage?
Do something for yourself just once,
Let go of the responsibility,
Whoosh yourself! Out! Whoosh!
-Leave, Carlita, -Fine,
Rami!
I'm home!
Ramiro!
Rami!
Rami,
Oh, shit! Ramiro!
Ramiro! Hey!
What?
What? Tidy up the mess you make, man!
Close the things you open! Just one! Come on!
If I had a gamer room, I wouldn't mess up the house,
Sure! A gamer room! A zombie room!
No way,
Help me out, Rami, Please,
Take a shower, Rami,
-Shower! -I'm not a kid, Don't boss me around,
You don't do it unless I tell you,
I don't want to,
"My body, my decision," You taught me,
Your ears too, Rami,
No way! No!
You didn't tidy your room, It's a mess,
-Are you listening? -Yes, I'll do it later,
Yeah, later,
Listen, I'll leave your bag on the bed,
-I bought you sunscreen, -All right!
And also, a blanket, It gets cold at night,
Don't wait until last minute to pack,
Do we have insect repellent?
Enough, Mom! How would I know?
SHE'S UNBEARABLE
DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HER?
I TOLD HER, SHE AGREES,
All right, great, son,
Move in with me straight after camp,
-Shit, -Kisses, Love you,
All right, great, son,
Move in with me straight after camp,
Kisses, Love you,
Want to put on your playlist?
What's that one you like?
In the Benz, the driver is driving
No, Mom, He isn't a driver, He's a singer,
"Ferxxo," with double X,
"Ferxxo"? Is he well-known?
What color do you want for the gamer chair for your room?
I saw one in red, but we can make it in two colors,
Red and black,
Don't worry, Mom,
The color is secondary, It should be comfortable,
You're going to be spending a lot of time there,
Butterfly kiss?
No, Mom,
-Stop it, What are you doing? -You used to like it,
Have a nice day,
I love you,
I'm going to give him a gamer room, A proper one,
I'll cook his favorite food every day, He's gonna eat so many burgers,
He can watch Netflix at will, Series with kids messing up,
-He'll go to bed at any time, -Great,
We were having a shitty time, but it's normal,
Isn't it?
I don't know,
I'll persuade him to stay with me,
-Let him have the experience, -Fuck the experience,
Let him be with his father,
-And I fail as a mother? -One thing doesn't imply the other,
Let's get that chair,
-Please, -It's going to be all right,
-Where should I start? -I don't know about it,
-Go online! -Okay, I'll do it,
My God! What do I write? Gamer chair, right?
Rami, look at what I bought for you,
I don't need it,
Yes, it was on the list,
But Dad gave me his,
But you might run out of batteries, and you can use this, Here,
Hey, To share on the trip,
-What about my cavities? -Brush your teeth, Here,
Thank you,
-What? I have some, -But these are boxers,
Didn't you say you wanted to stop wearing briefs?
Mom listens when you talk, Look,
I wrote "Rami" on them,
I packed some at the bottom,
Underwear goes on the sides for any emergency,
What emergency?
Let me pack my things, please,
All right, I'm sorry, Can't I help you now?
Come on, Rami,
You'll be away for a few days, I want to be with you and help you,
I don't get it,
You don't talk to me, You used to kiss me,
You came to my bed and gave me cuddles,
You don't look at me,
What do you need? Mom's here,
Leave me alone, please, Okay?
Thank you,
Is there anything you want to tell me?
About what?
Anything,
Well, yes,
That if you see me packing, let me pack it my way,
Don't tell me where to put my underpants,
Same with everything,
You always say something, It's annoying, We must do everything your way,
-I'm 30 years older than you, -See?
At school I'm called a mommy's boy,
They say you have me on a leash,
Who said that? I'll choke him,
I'm joking, Don't listen to those dummies,
Mom, I want to do things how I think is best,
Is it that hard?
I'll get a glass of water, Do you want one?
Yes,
The key is to have fun, It'll be a great experience,
Wear sunscreen, The sun is much stronger,
You don't notice, Nights are cold,
I put an insect repellent, and a little bag…
-Okay, Enough, -Perfect,
-Hi, Bauti, -What's up?
-Hi, Meri, -Hello,
-There's Patri, -Hello,
-Hello,
-Patri, -How are you?
-Lovely bump, -See? I know,
-Nearly there, -Nice,
Today's the day, How exciting,
Yes, today's the day… I give you hell,
Come here,
-What did you tell Ramiro? -What do you mean?
He wants to move in with you when he gets back,
-Yes, What do you…? -Don't play dumb, Walter, Sorry,
Before becoming your husband, he was mine,
No problem,
We should have talked about it first as the adults we appear to be,
He specifically asked me to let him ask you,
Just him, he told me, I thought it was very mature on his part,
He didn't say anything to me,
What do you mean?
I asked for his pillow and his quilt, and you sent them to me,
-What did you…? -I don't know, Walter,
For your vacation at Chapadmalal,
-Okay, -A baby's coming,
And you're taking an adolescent to live with you?
You have no idea,
He asked me, What can I do?
He practically begged me,
I'm sorry to interfere, but it's true,
He wants to do it,
-If it's so much trouble, say "no," -And I'm the bad cop,
You're choosing that role,
You okay with this?
Yes, of course, Rami is wonderful,
-We get along great, -You get along great, You chat,
Sort of, When we're on the PlayStation--
Do you have a PlayStation there too?
We set him up a gamer room,
You did it, That's why he wants to move,
To hide from the world and avoid his mom, douchebag,
-I'm sorry, -It's okay,
Well, Patricia,
I thought you had talked with her,
He said he would, But the PlayStation? Really?
Hello, everyone, Good morning, Can you all hear me?
-Yes, -I have some bad news,
The drivers have taken a routine test,
-They tested positive, -Are you kidding?
You heard me correctly, It has never happened to me,
-Nobody checked it before? -I've just found out,
Giselle here, an accompanying mom, Give us an explanation,
I want to talk to the school authorities,
We need an explanation,
-I understand, -I can't believe it, I just can't,
You're negligent and irresponsible,
What about their dreams?
-What are we going to do? -I don't know,
Unbelievable, It's our trip,
-We want to go, right? -Yes! We want to go!
I'll speak to the principal, I'll be right back,
Find out!
MORE THAN 100 DESTINATIONS AROUND THE COUNTRY
We've planned this for a year,
I want to die,
-What now? -We'll think of something,
-I hope so, -Hi, This is Patricia Pomiró,
With accent on the "o,"
Unit 64 is on fire, Firefighters are on their way,
Listen to me and put me through to the manager,
-I'll put you right through, -Hello,
-What's up, man? You good? -Yes,
Let me fill you in,
My son was leaving for camp in one of your coaches,
and it turns out that the drivers are totally wasted,
as if still celebrating the World Cup,
I can't believe it,
Come and see for yourself at the school
with all the moms and dads, who are very happy,
Send me two sober replacements right now, Be nice about it,
No, I'm sorry, I don't have anyone else for today,
-We'll reschedule, -I'll say it my way,
I don't give a shit if you don't have anyone,
I'm shouting, My cortisol levels are rising,
That alone is enough to claim damages,
If my son doesn't go to camp today, I'll ruin you,
You won't rent a coach again in your life,
I'm threatening you, You can report me to the police,
Madam, I don't have anyone else, I'm not a magician,
We should listen to each other,
Try to listen to each other to see…
Excuse me, Hello, How's it going?
I've just talked to the manager,
He said we have two options,
The first one, as we know, to postpone the trip,
-No! -Kids, it's one of the options,
There's a second option,
-The second option is that I drive, -What?
This is my valid professional license,
I drive buses, I drive everything,
The manager said he'll send drivers for the return trip,
Any better ideas?
I'm here so the kids can travel today,
-Excuse me, -Yes!
Who is your child?
-Ramiro, -Rami's mom, What do you drive?
No, I own a transport company with more than 40 years in the business,
It's a family business, and for everyone's peace of mind,
I even conceived my son in one of those,
Excuse me, What do you drive? They're kids,
-All types, -Excuse me, Thanks, Patricia,
I know you, I know her,
I'm okay with you driving them, No problem,
I have a hair appointment in half an hour, Do I need to sign anything?
Yes, I agree too, I can attest she's an excellent driver,
-There you go, -We're going,
Excuse me, Patricia, I don't think so,
Kids, we're leaving!
Where are my twins?
Excuse me, I don't feel safe traveling in these circumstances,
-Meri, -Neither do I,
-Well, Pedro… -I'm sorry, Meri,
-Shall we go? -Yeah!
Shall we go to Bariloche?
Bariló!
-No, Tandil, -She doesn't even know where,
Those who don't agree, come with me, and we'll talk about it,
She's out of her mind, This is my trip,
Talked with her about moving?
She doesn't know,
Does she know?
Talk to her and be happy, You're going camping,
I'm fed up with Mom, I want to move in with you,
Talk to her, And be happy,
-One, two, three… -Happy!
…four, five, six,
-We're going to Tandil, -It's insane,
You don't even ask me,
Why? I'm just trying to help,
You ruined my trip before it started, You have no business here,
Right, Sorry, I don't want to bother you,
-The trip is cancelled then, -No!
-Listen to me, -No!
Wait, Mom, Wait,
-Come on, Rami, -You can drive us,
But as soon as the other drivers arrive, you go,
Promise me, I'm serious,
-Seven… -Stop counting us,
It isn't your job, nosy,
Eight, nine, ten…
Hey, Rami, your mom's the best,
With her, I'd wear a leash too,
Sweetie, sit here so you're close to Mom,
I didn't recognize you, You aren't in the group,
In the WhatsApp group? No, Rami's dad deals with that,
Walter, right, He's so nice,
-He's always so involved, -Yes,
He's so nice and he's always so involved,
Sweetie, why are you standing there? Sit down,
No, not in the aisle seat, sweetie, In the window seat, Enjoy the view,
No problem, Mabel, I'll keep you updated, Bye,
The principal wants to know every detail,
Right, Shall we go camping?
It looks like we're going camping,
-Diego? -Right,
Buckle up, I drive fast,
-Really? -Yes,
In this bus, Patri is our driver
We like going camping
In this bus, Patri is our driver
We like going camping!
In this bus, Patri is our driver
We like going camping!
In this bus, Patri is our driver
We like going camping!
I brought a pair of shorts and some shirts,
No, I packed a bunch of stuff,
So did I,
I don't even know what I brought,
-Did you bring your allergy kit? -What?
Did you bring your allergy kit?
-There are a lot of bugs, -Yes, "Mom,"
-My sneakers are new, -What are you looking at?
Nothing, I was thinking,
I think we'll have our first kiss,
-What? -Not our first kiss, That's disgusting!
It's like kissing your sister,
I mean, your kiss with someone, and my kiss with someone,
-Right, -I'll have it with Sofía, And you?
-No, nobody, -Come on, You must like someone,
If you like someone, you act,
Diego, thank you for everything you do to include Luz,
Don't thank me,
Luz is very observant, That's good for her,
I always send her to the gym
with a knee guard, an elbow pad…
The helmet, It's a lot,
I worry because she's easily distracted, She can get hurt,
She isn't,
She can pay attention to several things at once,
You're so nice,
Do you want a maté?
-Disgusting, isn't it? -Sorry?
I mean, the straw is disgusting,
I get it, I share tereré with the guys, They leave saliva,
Use the restrooms now if you need,
We have 20 minutes to have breakfast, Let's go,
Thirteen, fourteen,
Can you stop it?
Fifteen, sixteen,
That smells too vegan,
Not vegan, Ovo-vegetarian,
Same thing,
How can we do this with my mom watching?
She'll go back after leaving us, She promised,
I'd kill you if I were Ramiro, Are you kidding? Not cool,
-You fucked his trip, -No way,
Thanks to this cool mom, they're going camping,
Sure, You're very cool, It's the thick screws,
Are you talking to Ramón?
Don't you make the guys do other things, Productivity, Carla,
He's helping me with the gamer chair,
Congratulations,
Take care of Ramiro, I'll take care of everything here,
What if I make it worse?
Desperate times require desperate measures, Is that right?
What?
-Hello, -Hello,
-Do you sell panties? -What?
-Panties? -Pants?
I don't know why it's hard for Luz to socialize,
I sent her to therapy, but I don't trust them,
Psychologists from private insurance,
What surprises me is that they always say I'm the one who needs therapy,
Maybe it's a good idea, Think about it,
Shall we go?
Twe--
Next stop, camp!
Anyway, in my class, I was a real leader,
All the girls wanted to go to my house to sleep over,
Lots of boys liked me,
I was very good at sports,
I competed in hockey and volleyball,
-All sports, to be honest, -I was good at soccer,
-Really? -Don't I look like a player?
Yes, you look good, I mean, you look like a good former player,
Not a former player, I play,
With older men now, but I still play,
Hey, did Luz board the coach?
Where's Luz? Where's my daughter?
-Why isn't she here? -Luz!
-Luz! Where's my daughter? -Calm down,
-Luz! No! Where is she? -Be calm, Giselle, Let's stop,
Luz! Luz!
What were you thinking? You scared me!
Come here, please! I can't believe it,
-It's okay, honey, -I'm sorry,
Don't be sorry,
It wasn't your fault, It really wasn't,
TAIEL RANCH
Hello everyone, and welcome!
All together,
Hello everyone, and welcome!
Yeah
Welcome, kids,
My scout's name is Brother Bear,
In real life, I'm Miguel,
Nature and I are one, The idea is that all of you will be too,
You have five days to work as a team,
to experience the outdoors, and most importantly,
you'll learn survival techniques,
-What do you think? -Okay,
That'll be difficult,
Send him into the woods, he'll never come back,
Now, to accept the call of adventure,
I'll paint your faces with some war paint
that is made with gold dust and some other magic ingredients,
Let's form a line,
One by one, Moms can come too,
No, I don't put some random thing on my face,
You don't go either, Stay here,
-Coming? -Anyone else wants some?
That's it,
Hello everyone, and welcome!
-Don't embarrass me, Mom, -I'm sorry,
I won't bother you,
Don't you have to work?
I let it go, I left your auntie in charge,
It was important to be here,
-Don't be with us, -Where should I stay?
Bauti!
What?
-What? What is it? -Your face,
What's wrong?
Is there mustard in it?
I don't know,
Bautista is allergic to mustard,
-Does it have mustard? -A little bit,
-Where's the allergy kit? -There,
-Where's the allergy kit? -In the backpack,
Calm down, I just have to…
-This? -That's it,
Am I alive?
Of course, boy,
You looked terrible, I thought you'd die,
Hey,
Moments like this work with girls,
-What? -I mean, this,
A near-death experience, right?
He's all right,
-Really? Good, -Yes,
What's that bridge?
Nobody uses it,
If you want to remain alive,
don't go near it,
So cool,
In this beautiful place,
we'll communicate
with the wind gods,
-Do you remember this? -Yes,
These are the letters you wrote at school to your future selves,
We're going to read them on our last day of camp
so that the wind gods make your wishes come true,
There's no breeze, It'll be a total flop,
Well…
Have a little faith in the wind gods,
She can't hear that letter,
-What? -My mom can't hear that letter,
This is the house, I saw Brother Bear entering here,
Give me the light,
-What was the bag like? -What do you mean?
I don't know, Color, size…
Kind of gray and medium-sized, I think,
Was that letter that bad?
-They'll kick us out of the camp, -Be quiet,
Who keeps an empty fish tank?
A psycho? A serial killer?
Did he eat the fishes?
Wait a minute,
This isn't a fish tank,
It's for tarantulas,
Where's the tarantula?
The lid is open,
Here,
He's out cold,
-Rami! -Rami!
Come here, Rami,
Rami, the letters aren't there,
Let's go,
You brought everything,
It's for my night skin care routine,
Do you have one?
Yes, A glass of wine, and straight to bed,
It's all right, Have it all, I didn't really bring anything,
There are two beds here, I'm sharing with Luz,
Won't she sleep with her friends?
No, that's why I came, You see? She doesn't…
She doesn't fit in with the group, She doesn't connect,
But to fit in, shouldn't she…?
No, because it's quite a strange group,
What's up, girls? Where are you going?
Hi, Martina,
-Hi, -Would you share the cabin with Luz?
Yes, of course,
You don't have to, Don't worry about it,
Totally fine, Come on, Luz,
It's that one there,
-See? All figured out, -But they aren't friends,
If we don't let them be together, they'll never be,
Are you all right, pumpkin?
Dad, Mom is stealing the camp from me, Help,
Let's go!
Good, Are we ready?
-Yes! -Jump!
Let's go! Let's go!
Simón! Simón!
Next!
-Go! -Mom! I want my mom!
Yeah!
-Are you afraid? -Not at all,
Bye,
Catch me!
We are hungry!
Hey, hey,
Whoever wants to eat should hunt their own food,
-What? -Come on!
I'm kidding,
But we'll make a delicious homemade bread
for tonight's dinner, for the tomato sauce,
All right, girls and boys,
Put your cellphones in this box, please,
-No! -I'm so sorry,
-I know how difficult this is, -Great, I think it's fantastic,
We'll disconnect for a few days,
-Cellphones, -You're killing me,
-I get withdrawal syndrome, -Psychotic break,
I'm sorry, I can live with that, Here,
Rami, your cellphone, Kids, the phone,
Come on, Rami, Your phone,
That's it,
Sorry, Do moms also have to give you their cellphones?
No, you don't have to,
Write it down: 155-132-77…
It's going under my nails, Disgusting,
I don't like it,
-What are you doing? -Italia, Italiano, pizza, pasta,
-It's not working, -It's a mess,
No! Too much water,
Your son is lovely,
Look at him laughing,
To be honest, he took it pretty well,
You sneaked into his camp,
I beg your pardon? Where would you be without me?
You're right, But we're here now,
Kicking me out?
No, why would I kick you out?
Who are they?
I'll go,
-Yes, it must be her, -Hello,
-Are you Patricia Pomiró? -Yes,
-Arturo and Genaro from… -The drivers,
-Yes, -I'm sorry, It's flour,
Can we talk here?
We're worn out,
Two trains, one bus, and a taxi to be here,
It's not the same being a passenger,
Do you have the key for…? Where did you park it?
I wanted to talk about it,
You look exhausted, guys,
That bad?
-Sure, -And…
-When was your last vacation? -What?
Holidays,
There is an indoor and outdoor pool, There's a tennis court, a spa,
All I'm going to ask you is that you don't use the minibar,
The fridge, The deal doesn't include that,
Everything else is all on me,
It's lovely, madam,
But we were sent to collect the coach,
What you're offering us doesn't seem right,
We're very thankful, anyway,
Yes, it's true, It wouldn't be ethical to accept,
It's risky,
No, not really,
I won't even move the coach, I'll give you the key,
-It's only two days, -It's three, actually,
-Three, -Three days, Right,
Three, Did you count?
Honestly, I’m struggling with my son,
Do you have kids?
-Yes, -Yes? Then you'll understand,
You know what a pre-teen is like?
My son can't stand me,
He wants to move,
And I'm desperate,
I need three days to win him over,
Seventy-two hours,
Look at this place,
The union wouldn't pay for this,
You're going to relax here,
What do you say?
To be honest, they've been scrimping on our vacation for a while,
It really does look nice,
The pool,
Look at it, Awful,
It's scary,
-I think I'm not going with you, -Come on,
And you, mummy? Show enthusiasm,
Sorry, I was thinking of my mom,
You're boring, All year talking about it,
The abandoned house, the scarecrow, Going to high school as legends,
You're right, I'm sorry,
Ladies and gentlemen, the talent show is about to begin!
Let's welcome the first participant,
Well, you know that I have many talents,
For this show, I decided to imitate a cat,
Thank you,
My talent is doing a cow, The animal, the cow,
I have to warm up a bit, Wait,
Iway illway eakspay inway Igpay Atinlay,
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My talent is releasing gases with my mouth through the esophagus,
Hello,
Hello, my beautiful people, How are you?
I hope you're having a great time on this evening, like me,
Go along Monroe Avenue for one kilometer,
Then, your destination will be on the right,
Hello, Well…
-Hello, -…I'll make a shape with my hands,
"Nature and I are one,"
Survival, failed,
You missed your son,
-Where were you? -A work thing,
This late?
Some moms have to work to live,
Excuse me? I work too,
"Gis Creams" sounds familiar?
Always healthy skin with Gis Gis!
I'm the CEO, nice to meet you,
I started from home, I have 11 stores now,
Six in the capital city and five in the provinces,
-Did you think I was a snob? -No,
I'm a snob, but I work,
Look at that, I never met a CEO,
C-E-O, silly,
All right,
I'm going to tell you a horror story,
But it isn't a made-up story,
This happened in real life,
And it happened right here,
Not far from here, through the woods,
there's a house that was abandoned,
In that house, there's a deadly scarecrow,
That's not true,
You can laugh, Laugh,
I was also a kid like you, I went to your school,
And I also did a school trip here, at this place,
So, this place is really old,
Don't say that,
We used to have a tradition,
At night, we would sneak out and go to the abandoned house,
Whoever got to the scarecrow first
left their sweater there,
As a prize, they took the sweater that was left the year before,
Whoever it was became a hero, became part of the school's history,
He ruined it,
I didn't know about it,
You don't know about it,
They stopped doing it a long time ago for a reason,
The last kid who left his sweater
died in a way that was terrifying,
Some say that a horrible monster ate him,
Others say that the scarecrow came to life
and killed him,
Others say the woods took him, and he was never heard from,
Poor Panchito,
Panchito? Yeah, right,
We're not four years old, We're 12,
I'm 50 and I'm getting goose bumps,
All of this is a challenge,
Whoever dares to do it,
go to the abandoned house,
Go to where the scarecrow is,
Leave your sweater there and bring back Panchito's,
If you do, be very,
very careful,
Thanks, Diego, Awesome,
Now we have competition,
The first day had complications,
I won't lie, What I did was a bit cheeky,
Let's say I sort of intruded on him, I did it, I know,
When you hit rock bottom, the only way is up,
Today, I'll try to show him that I'm the coolest mom,
Which I am,
Ramiro must see what he doesn't know,
Can you hear me, Carla?
Hang on a second, That goes last,
Ramón, darling, if it says "Fragile," it is fragile,
When was the warehouse open?
From 7:00 a,m, to 2:00 p,m,, Carla,
Is everything all right? You sound stressed,
Patricia, it was just a question, Delegate in peace,
Okay, Make sure they don't drink maté and drive,
Give them a print copy of the insurance, or they'll give us a fine,
Will you let me do it my way, please, dear Patri?
What for, honey? We know my way works well,
Hello? Hello?
-Red! Red! -Blue! Blue!
Calm down,
The moms are going to join us for the next game,
Yeah!
You're the captain and won the challenge, You choose first,
Here!
It's just a game, Pick anyone, It's fine,
-Okay, I pick Patri, -Who?
Patri,
-Yeah! Thanks! -Patri, red team! Giselle, blue team!
Let's go, High ten, High ten,
Go, Rami! Go!
Quickly! Go!
Go, Rami! Go!
-Move, Mom! -Where? Come here,
-Move, I must get through, -Loser,
-Move, I must get through, -Where?
-Come here! -Move!
You made it!
-I don't understand you, Ramiro, -No, Mom, No,
Blue! Blue!
Right, I have a strategy for winning the tug-of-war,
It's about strength,
but also strategy,
Do you trust me?
-Yes, -No,
-Are we Reds, or what? -Reds!
Are we going to win?
-The Reds are going to win! Reds! -Reds!
Reds!
The game is starting in three, two, one!
-Come on! Come on, kids! Let's go, -Pull!
-Come on! -Pull!
-Go, red team! -Come on, kids!
That's it! Come on, blue team, Reds are winning,
Pull, We can win,
Go, Reds!
Go! Come on, kids! Pull!
Pull!
Luz! Now, Luz! Go ahead!
-Go, Luz! -Do it, Luz!
Luz! Luz!
That's it!
The red team wins!
Go, Luz!
Luz! Luz!
-You're dirty, -Giselle, are you okay?
Luz! Luz!
Good strategy,
How did you know she would let her win?
I'd have done the same for Rami,
Mud!
-Everyone in the mud! -Mud fight!
Not me!
Run! Mud!
-Oh! What's wrong? -How are you, Patri?
Something wrong?
We're getting to know each other, and I'm direct,
Why are you meddling with what belongs to me?
No, but… It was your daughter who chose me,
I'm talking about Diego,
-What? -What?
Look, Patricia, it's all good with sisterhood and everything,
but life is a competition,
And this was a fair contest
until you got on the bus to interfere and screw things up,
-I didn't come to seduce him, -Look, Patri,
I've been waiting since preschool,
Get in line, sweetie,
Or find a man somewhere else, Not here, Don't overstep the mark,
Be careful, I'll be watching you,
This is an ancient technique,
Oh, dammit,
What's that ancient technique? I don't get it,
Having a good time?
Sorry I haven't left yet,
Drivers should be here soon,
It's fine, No problem,
Want to take a shower?
Most of your friends took a shower, Look,
Cut it out, Mom,
Is anybody else here allergic to water?
-Yes, Rami, Shower, -Go, filthy boy,
Rami,
Rami, I'm sorry,
-Ramiro… -What?
I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm sorry,
-You said it in front of everybody, -You're right, I'm sorry,
I have no self-control, I'm really intense,
I swear I don't know how to ask you take a shower, Rami,
I dream about coming home after work
and finding out you have taken a shower,
It would be like saying, "I love you, Mom,"
Shove that up your ass,
I screwed up, I really screwed up, I totally did it,
Calm down, Patricia,
-What is happening is meant to happen, -What?
I shouldn't be such a bigmouth,
I had him there, He was even laughing and everything,
Now you've learned, That's it, You've grown,
It's like pizza dough,
It has to rise before it falls, Otherwise, it's no good,
I kneaded the dough too much,
I took 20 steps back, guys,
You need to change your focus,
It's wrong since the get-go,
-Want to connect with him? -Yes,
-Want him to see you as a cool mom? -Yes,
-How old is your son? -Twelve,
Twelve years old, He's in the rebellious stage,
At twelve, you don't do the same as your mom,
Unless you hate the same things,
It's like The Art of War by Sun Tzu,
Sun Tzu?
Before a common enemy, opposite sides unite,
You need that,
-Who does your son hate? -Me,
Please, madam, You must think there's someone else,
Come on, Think positive,
Look what we bought you,
A gift for you,
-For me? -Yes, This is great,
-Look at that, -Liquors,
-I love it, -Think positive,
With something tasty,
Trees, rocks, anything you find along the way,
You mustn't leave anything without graffiti,
It'll be a major statement,
Nobody will forget us,
-We'll become legends, -Yeah!
Legends! Legends!
What's going on here?
We're just talking,
What's the spray paint for?
-What mischief are you planning? -None,
Are you accusing us?
Do you want to connect with him?
Think about it, Who does your son hate?
Give me that paint now, Come on,
-No, -You first, Martín,
Now! Now!
And you? What do you have?
Why do you care?
I'm the adult here,
Give them all to me now,
And the girls shouldn't be here so late, Out, Come on,
Come here! Come!
-So cool, -Out,
Last day was going to be great, That jerk's mom ruined it,
I know, She's such a pain,
That isn't the only thing we can do,
Remember what the teacher told us?
-About the scarecrow? -Yes, that,
Let's retrieve that sweater,
That's it, Right?
-I like the idea, -So do I, Come on,
I'll do it,
Guys, they want to beat us,
They're going to the abandoned house,
Hello?
We have to be the first,
If we leave it to the end, we're done, Goodbye, legend,
Hey, kids, If I can have your attention,
Today we're going to collect firewood,
Whoever finds more firewood
is going to stay up all night,
No! No, Not at all, Not all night, You need to rest,
What a spoilsport you are,
All right, We'll stay up until 1:00,
Until 1:00 is all right,
We should go now,
-Let's go, -Yes,
I know, Just a second, I'm checking,
My bad, We made a mistake with the wages,
Carla, I'm missing overtime pay,
-I paid you Ramón's salary, -Why am I earning less?
It's the overtime, Ramón, Pay attention,
The accountant is calling me, We'll sort this out,
-Hello, -You were right,
I needed to hear I was right about something,
I'm not cool, I can't be,
I don't get it, Ramiro kicked you out?
-He kicked you out, -No, not yet,
I'll change my strategy, It isn't working,
Did you read The Art of War?
Hurry up, Carla, please,
-Get moving, please, -The Art of what?
What's that noise, Carla?
There's no noise, No noise,
I'm telling you it's nothing,
Let me do my job, You can't be in two places,
I don't have time for this,
My God,
I need Jorge's details, Who's Jorge?
Excuse me,
-I'm sorry, -You scared me,
-If you were looking for Rami… -No,
No, Rami… I'm collecting firewood,
Oh, I see, Okay, Sorry,
Do you want to collect some together?
Yes, together,
-Yes, -Help me with this,
I don't have any hands left,
Okay, Look, this too,
Oh, look,
Do you think it's true about Panchito, about the scarecrow?
No, guys, Diego made that up,
They would have closed the school if a kid had died,
Well, I don't know,
-I kind of believe him, -Common sense,
-Monsters don't exist, -Supposedly not,
There are four sisters,
First, you have the eldest, who is very traditional,
She wants to get married and be a housewife, Normal,
The youngest,
who is sick now, is lying in bed all day,
Then there's the little girl, She's unbearable, Nobody can stand her,
Then there's Jo,
Jo is a free spirit, She's ambitious, She wants to be someone in life,
That's why I identify the most with Jo March,
Read Little Women?
-I watched the movie, -The original or the remake?
No idea,
I suggest you read the e-book,
It's the best, After I bought it, about two weeks ago,
in comparison to what I read,
I'm reading double, triple, quadruple,
Sorry, when I get excited,
I can't stop talking, and I forget to breathe,
You're lovely,
I thought you were quiet,
I'm hyper-verbal, When I start, I don't stop,
I make up for all the time I didn't talk,
So, I end up talking more,
But it doesn't happen with everyone, Only if I trust you,
I'm such a country boy,
No, not me, I'm bug-phobic,
What? Bug-phobic?
I'm afraid of all bugs,
Why is that?
-I don't know, -What…?
I'm sorry, Am I so ugly?
Are you following me?
No, not at all,
I saw Martín and the others collecting firewood,
We found this so that you win,
-That's so sweet, Thanks, Patri, -Sure, Sweet,
You're always behind me,
Do you see?
You don't let me be for one second, Mom,
It's to beat your enemy,
-No, -Martín, your enemy,
-Rami! -Ramiro!
You're such a pain,
What?
You're worse than my mom,
Guys!
Hey, what's up, Patri,
Reverse psychology,
What an idiot, How didn't I realize?
Neither playing with him, nor hating the same things,
Ignore him,
I don't know if this girl Luz really meant that you should ignore your son,
It's one thing to give him space and leave him alone,
But it's another thing to give him the cold shoulder,
I think she's a very wise girl, She's right on point,
That's it, Give the kid more space,
Ignore him,
Okay, Are you all right? Are you sad? How are you?
You're okay, You look okay,
What did we learn?
For my part, I think I remembered something I knew,
but I had forgotten,
which is living in the moment,
And they also say there aren't any rules in love and war,
Anything goes,
I have my doubts regarding love,
but in war…
The time has come for the water balloons war!
-Can the moms play too? -Yes, of course, Moms can play,
Give me some,
At him! At him!
This last one tastes so good,
You made tortas fritas,
It looks like you're too late,
You didn't tell me,
-Sorry, champ, I wasn't aware, -What a beating,
-Chinchón, -Yes, I see that,
All right, kids,
Go and take a shower,
Have some rest, We'll meet by the lake, Okay?
-I won't shower, -Do whatever you like,
-Shall we play again? -Okay,
The war killed him,
It's not for everyone,
You did really well,
-Yes, -A few hit you,
That's true, I love playing with the kids,
-Always liked being a teacher? -Always, My parents were teachers,
Like me, An inherited profession,
Yes, but I like what I do,
Excuse me?
You don't know me,
I also like what I do,
I meant that I'm passionate about what I do,
Is it a competition?
Shall we change the subject?
No, I'm kidding,
I like what I do, I may not be passionate,
It's my job, It's fine,
It's okay,
It isn't okay,
I mean, it's good to be passionate,
Some people love going running,
going bowling, eating tiramisu, like me,
-I like it, -Delicious,
I like singing,
I think I love that,
-I could say I'm passionate about it, -See? There it is,
I just sing in the shower, I'm great,
But in the shower,
I sing when I'm alone, otherwise I feel embarrassed,
Alone, I get my guitar, and give it all,
Nice,
Difficult, Guitar and shower?
-In the shower and the living room, -Okay,
Hey!
What did I tell you?
-Are you okay? -I'm perfect,
I found some little bottles in the room, You have a drinking problem,
Giselle, let's go, Come,
Don't! Why are you here?
-Let's go to bed, -Why are you with him?
What are you doing?
Why did you come?
I wanted to summon the courage to tell Diego how I feel,
I don't know what I feel for him, I don't like him,
I like how he is with Luz,
I think he likes you,
Seriously, I can see it,
Kiss him, I don't care,
I hate being alone,
I hate feeling alone,
I wanted to be a mom, I wanted it the most,
I couldn't get pregnant,
I tried and I tried,
And then I relaxed, I let myself go,
I stopped obsessing,
We hate that, I hate that so much,
And Lucecita was born,
I thought I'd finally have the perfect life, the perfect husband,
the perfect daughter,
The husband left,
Life… Great, thanks,
And the daughter… Well…
Luz is perfect,
-Is she? -Yes,
She's the way she is,
She's very wise,
She reads a lot, She's very curious,
You're a great mom,
Look at my son,
I push him to be his best self,
And his best self is being who he is,
It's a good thing they aren't like us,
We come with a ton of inherited issues from our parents and grandparents,
It's like you say,
Let's loosen up the mental pressure,
Let's relax a bit,
So?
She's out cold,
That's good, She's so nice,
Look,
Are you kidding?
They'll beat us to it,
-Let's go on, -No,
Your backpack,
What? Why?
-Your backpack, -Why?
This is what we came for, We must do it,
-What are you doing? -What?
-No, -No, Bautista,
Leave me! I know what I'm doing,
No, Bau,
-No, Bautista! -No!
-Are you sure it's this way? -Yes,
If you say so,
Run! Run!
-Panchito! -It's Panchito! Run!
Run! Hurry up!
Panchito?
No! Fuck!
-Run! -Fast!
I can't believe it, It worked, Unbelievable,
Bauti, are you okay?
-Let's go back, -Yes,
-Hurry up, -No, Rami, I'll be fine,
You go to the abandoned house and do what you have to,
-Bauti, you look really bad, -Go!
Help me,
My God!
-Want to frighten me to death? -Sorry,
What are you doing?
The same as you, I suppose,
I'm interested in the legend too,
Look, It's very important for me to get that sweater,
Okay, Keep it, I don't want it,
What?
Look, Ramiro, I don't want the old sweater,
I want to leave mine on the scarecrow,
I don't want the rest to know about it,
I just want to be part of the legend, Is that bad?
No,
I like it, I do,
Shall we go?
Let's go,
You scared me a bit,
-How do I look? -A lot better,
You went all in,
My proximity to death worked,
You're a fool,
Does it say Diego?
It belonged to the teacher,
So?
She was sound asleep,
-Poor thing, -Yes,
And that?
I got the courage,
I'll make my artistic debut
outside the shower and the living room, and in nature, since nature and I are one,
And with an audience, And what audience!
-No, I'm having second thoughts about it, -Come on,
-Okay, I'll try, -Okay,
I'm going to play,
Okay,
I wrote this song for Rami, but I never sang it to him,
Let's see how it goes,
Once again, I want to be with you
Like when both of us would laugh
About nothing
Just about anything
There were no secrets to conceal
As a team, we were remarkable
Everyone looked at us
Everyone admired us
You and I can be extraordinary
Let's do something legendary
We could be heroes
You and I, together
If it's not with you I don't want anything
I'm trying to be more easygoing
I know there's love, but there's no point
If you make it impossible for me
Treasure my love
Don't make it impossible for me
Wait, Look over there, Is that Ramiro with the weird one?
I can't believe it,
Did they get there first?
They did,
I know I'm intense, forgive me
But I want you to be happy
Even though I mess it up
More often than I'd like
What happened?
Baby, you grew superfast
And I have to let you go, it's true
But I'm finding it hard To see when you go
That's it,
Bravo! Bravo!
What's that?
It was yours,
You made it! Well done, Congratulations,
A round of applause for Ramiro, who is now a legend,
-Well done, Rami! -That's it, Rami!
Being adventurous?
-A little bit, -Well done!
You finally dared to sing outside the shower?
Did you hear?
Is it for me?
Did you like it?
Beautiful, Mom,
-Well done, Rami! -You got it,
We got it, It's from our teacher,
It's huge for you,
And Panchito?
He didn't exist, Ariana was right,
-See? -Amazing, Rami,
We are legends,
-I love you, guys, -So do I,
Luz,
Hey, you're awesome,
I mean, for real,
Ramiro will take the credit, but you were there,
Thank you,
You're the best,
We have to celebrate this, Come with me,
Now?
We'll go and come back,
Okay,
All right,
The time has come for the best part of the camp,
Reading your personal letters,
I'm going to hand them out at random,
Each of you will read them out,
Then we'll make little planes, and…
The wind gods will make our wishes come true
and give us our destinies,
Young lady, please,
Well,
It's quite short, It says "Luz,"
Luz? Just Luz?
Yes, nothing else,
Luz has a great power of synthesis,
Luz means "light," We need light,
Where's Luz?
She went to the restroom,
This one, over here,
"What's up?"
"I'm you from the past, For the immediate future
I hope you've managed to find the sweater,"
Great, Rami,
"And if so, from now on, you'll be the master of your life,"
"Tell your mom,"
-Give me that, Ire, I'll read it, -No, I got it,
Don't worry, Rami, I know you'll kill me, I deserve it,
"Nobody owns you, though you do what your mom wants,"
"Don't become someone pathetic like her,"
"As she has nothing, she interferes with others,"
Ire, stop it,
"Since she got divorced, since Grandpa died,
she goes around telling everyone else what to do,"
"When to shower and how to put a lid on a jar or bottle,"
Can I have it?
Please?
"You have to leave,"
"I don't know if living with Dad solves it,
but it'd be nice to be happy for once,"
"Rami,"
Enough, Mom, It's old,
The letter is old, It's okay now, Sorry,
No, I am sorry,
I didn't realize how bad you were feeling,
I want you to be happy always,
I love you,
I'm sorry,
Everyone, I'm sorry,
Mom, Mom,
Go with her,
-Well, shall we carry on? -Yes,
The weirdo? What bridge?
The rope bridge?
Yes, I convinced her to go to the middle of it,
I made her close her eyes to kiss her,
I think she's still there,
-By herself? -What did you do, jerk?
You left her on a bridge?
-You're an idiot, -Is she your girlfriend?
Jerk!
You went too far,
-Mom, we have a problem, -What?
Martín left Luz alone,
-What? -She's on the bridge,
-Where? -Come with me,
Gise?
-Gise! -Come on, Mom,
The bridge?
Luz?
Forgive me,
I messed up with the letter,
Why didn't you say you'd leave?
I didn't have the courage,
-Stop it now, -I didn't have the courage either,
I read your chat with him,
I didn't bring it up,
What? That's much worse,
Yes, So? What do I care?
I came here because I was desperate,
I wanted to be with you, I was afraid of losing you,
I even sent the replacement drivers to a spa to stay here,
If I'd known your thoughts about me, I wouldn't have tried,
The hotel cost me a fortune,
Come here!
Come on!
-I hoped we would make this trip… -Luz!
-Luz isn't here,
Where's my daughter?
-Where is she? -Calm down, She went to the restroom,
Calm down, It's all right, kids,
She's there, Mom!
Luz!
Luz, wait!
Luz!
Luz,
It's okay,
Come here, please,
Come here!
Don't shout,
-She can't hear me, -She's terrified, We'll go,
I'll go,
Stay here,
It's falling apart!
Luz, come here,
-I'll go, I'm lighter, -No!
Luz,
No, Ramiro!
Trust me for once!
Easy, I'm nearly there,
Stay calm, I'm nearly there,
-Ramiro! -I'm fine, It's all right,
Hold on, please! Hold on!
Luz!
Help us, Mom!
Help me to hold it,
The rope's breaking,
Holy God,
Help me, please,
Hold on, my angel,
-Don't move, -Help us!
My foot got stuck,
Hold on, my angel,
-Please, -Kids,
Hold on to the floor tight,
Throw yourselves that way, Let go of the rope when I say,
-No! What are you doing? -What?
What are you doing? They'll fall!
No! They'll fall down, Please, No!
Luz, hey,
Look at me,
Luz, it's all right,
To the floor and hold tight,
Hold tight!
My angel, hold on,
Release it!
Are you okay?
Luz!
Ramiro!
Luz!
Are you okay?
You're okay,
Those things…
Are you all right? Yes?
Yes?
You're crazy!
They could have died,
Calm down,
They're here,
They're with you, They're okay, Nature and I are one,
There they are,
See? I did it my way,
Yes,
-Who was it? -Martín,
I'm going to kill that moron!
-My glasses? -What?
Where are your glasses?
Are you scared?
A masterclass,
I love her, She's a great actress,
I lost you out of fear,
Hey! Hey!
Out of fear I have a job I hate,
I failed Mastronardi,
So? How did it go with your son?
-Hello, -You're here, I don't get it,
I thought you were there,
I missed my house, my plants, my clothes, not to mention the shower,
Rami needed his space too,
I came back last night,
-Did you stay every day? -Yes,
Couldn't you have answered one call?
I wanted to enjoy every moment,
You're taking him from my arms,
-Patri, please, -I'm kidding,
I realized a few things,
Okay, and…
How do you want to do this?
Do you want him on weekends?
I'm going dancing this weekend,
I don't know, Let's see how it goes,
Sure,
Is that you?
Where's Patri? Where is she?
Here they are,
Hello, madam,
Hello there, It's been a while,
How are you?
I'm very well,
How was the trip? Missed me?
Honestly… we did,
I'll help the kids unload the luggage,
See you, right?
When?
I don't know, Someday,
Yes, no problem,
But where? Here at the school gates or…?
Wherever you want,
Bye,
Hi, Mom,
My love,
All right, A kiss for Dad?
-Hi, Daddy, -Hi, champ, How was it?
-Good, -All good?
Let's go,
Next time, rescue me, Mom is crazy,
You have no idea, We did all kinds of things at camp,
We found a tarantula,
It was the size of my hand,
-What do you mean a tarantula? -I swear,
We looked at each other, We almost passed out,
-I would've passed out, -Horrible,
What else?
-The bridge, -God!
The bridge was epic,
-Epic? -It was epic,
Your son is very brave,
-Really? What happened? -Yes,
It's only Thursdays from 4:00 p,m, to 6:00 p,m,
Maybe I'll leave at 3:00 p,m, to arrive in plenty of time,
I'll cover you, But you'll have to promote me again,
-Bye, Carla, -Bye, Rubén,
I love that you take singing lessons,
If you go on a reality show, the office is mine,
It's just a hobby, Didn't you ask me to have one?
I listened to you,
Okay, I'm really glad,
I'm not going to miss you,
-Is Rami well? -Yes, very well,
And you?
I'll call you back,
CAMP CRASHER
Once again, I want to be with you
Like when both of us
Would laugh about nothing
Just about anything
There were no secrets to conceal
As a team, we were remarkable
Everyone looked at us
Everyone admired us
You and I can be extraordinary
Let's do something legendary
We could be heroes
You and I, together
If it's not with you I don't want anything
I'm trying to be more easygoing
I know there's love, but there's no point
If you make it impossible for me
Treasure my love
Don't make it impossible for me
I know I'm intense, forgive me
But I want you to be happy
Even though I mess it up
More often that I'd like
What happened?
Baby, you grew superfast
And I have to let you go, it's true
But I'm finding it hard To see when you go
If it's not with you I don't want anything
I'm trying to be more easygoing
I know there's love, but there's no point
If you make it impossible for me
Treasure my love
Don't make it impossible for me
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