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"Gentlemen"
"Coachball Building No, 3"
Anyway, where have you placed those people
the ones who’ve sunk so low they pay just for a little laugh,
the ones life has slapped around?
What do you offer them? An offensive joke!
An offensive joke,
To hell with your offensive jokes!
But they love offensive football,
Shut up, kid, Never speak again,
What did you say?
We’ve become a heartless society,
Today, we can’t even
see the charm in our friends we call dear,
We don’t even look at them, We treat them like nothing
yet they’re remarkable, glorious beings too,
I’m not saying insult them, but maybe praise them a little,
Appreciate them, Make them feel special,
How can you not know the people who raised you?
Did someone spike your food?
- Come on, brother, - Brother what?
Come here,
Go ahead, brother, No, it’s fine,
They say a little charity keeps much trouble away,
I won’t give too much; they said a little is enough, That’s my rule too,
- Buy a tissue, - No, I don’t want any,
Then it turns into business,
We need to do good without expecting anything in return, old man!
- Thank you, - Thank you too,
If I weren’t around, who knows,,,
They’re here,
- They’re here, - What a bastard,
- They’re here, - Run!
Guys, guys!
Comrades!
We’re in Kadıköy, please!
We are the peak of civilization!
We’re Amsterdam in Turkey, Is this how we behave?
Our relatives will watch this on the evening news!
Weren’t we supposed to be role models?
What’s with the rocks and sticks?
But after a while, being civilized gets exhausting,
I can’t take it anymore, officer,
I know, but we’ll get through it together,
I swear I’m sick of them,
They don’t understand words, I’ve had enough,
You’ve torn men apart, Fifty people filed complaints,
We can barely control the ones outside,
Excuse me, Chief, but let’s admit they went too far,
You’re seeing this from only one side,
If you don’t like the joke, don’t laugh,
Maybe curse me, but don’t throw rocks at me,
Drunks tried to stone me right in the middle of Kadıköy,
Excuse me, Chief,
Am I wrong? Can they do that just because they dislike my art?
Is everyone great at their job?
For example, are you perfect as a commissioner every day?
Art, you say? What art, son?
You gathered the poor and mocked them
under the pretense of celebrating People’s Day,
Should I make jokes about the rich on People’s Day, Chief?
That’s not about the people,
Jokes are something else,
You toyed with their dignity,
This man here is clearly poor,
Look at him, He brought his brother from Tokyo,
and they were going to escape, but his limbs weren’t enough,
What do you mean his limbs weren’t enough? I don’t get it,
The man didn’t have an arm, son,
One clap, like this, You too,
Yes,
Oh my God!
And he cracked that joke the moment he saw the man,
Normally, he wouldn’t, He did it on purpose,
He did it to hurt his feelings, Am I lying?
Whose side are you on, Turan? Isn’t this embarrassing before the Chief?
Shut up, What I don’t get is,,,
Why do fifty people file complaints every single time?
Can the venue even hold fifty people?
So, you’re not leaving anyone out, huh?
We entertain everyone equally, every member of society,
We don’t discriminate, Ears first,
Put your foot down, What kind of attitude is that?
We’ve been here so often, I thought we were close by now,
If I crossed the line a little, I can apologize, no problem,
Isn’t that offensive, Chief?
Life itself is offensive,
Who among you had a problem with the celebrities?
It was me, Chief,
I can see through your eyes who’s going to be famous now,
Because fame requires energy,
For instance, that man over there could never be famous in his life,
Look at him, His spine is misaligned,
His battery dropped one percent, and the sparkle left his eyes,
He brought the whole family to a comedy club,
What’s funny about that, Chief?
The man’s dark-skinned, with deep eyes
but look at the kids, blond and blue-eyed!
What’s going on? Did they assign a guardian
to your wife because you’re too lazy?
He’s saying the man rented out his wife!
Are you out of your minds?
Sometimes, the thrill of the show makes us say things we shouldn’t,
Isn’t that offensive, Chief?
You’ve even made your audience become just like you,
Wait,
Let me do you a favor,
Oh, my God!
Do people get jailed just for joking?
What kind of legal system is this, brother?
You idiot, they didn’t lock you up because of your jokes
they did it so people wouldn’t kill you,
Is that really the solution, Turan?
They want to kill me out there, yet we’re stuck in here,
Don’t you think something’s off about that?
These guys are fine, but why aren’t you talking, brother?
Did he just disrespect us?
Who?
- Who’s Turan Dursun? - That’s me,
Who’s asking?
He said, “Tell him it’s the chance of his life,” and he’ll understand,
The phone’s here,
Hello?
How are you, brother Turan?
Professor Nejmi?
Is that you?
Have you forgotten me? I don’t think so,
Professor Faruk!
You were dumb even as a kid, never knew anyone,
But that was your mother’s fault,
She caught you in the bathroom, peeing in your pants,
Yes,
She smacked you on the head so hard, you still haven’t recovered,
But I never did it again,
Are you sure, dear Turan?
That was the summer of 2001, in Siirt, at your uncle Muammer’s summer house,
Please, let’s not bring that up, for God’s sake,
Actually, I’m doing much better now,
Just some childhood traumas, that’s all,
I swear I don’t do that anymore,
I know, of course, You’re grown up now, You should also change your passwords,
You use your mother’s maiden name,
your uncle’s name, and add three dots after them,
People might misunderstand that, son,
Also, your Instagram password is the same,
You keep them all identical so someone can easily hack your accounts,
You’re right, I just hope not many people saw it,
Don’t worry, I’ll renew all my passwords,
Honestly, I don’t even know how to address you,
Sir!
At your service, sir,
Well done, dear Turan,
Take your men and head to the airport, The plane’s waiting,
- It’ll bring you here, - At your service, sir,
Aren’t you going to ask why, Turan?
No, sir,
Not even how you’ll get out of custody?
No, sir,
Good man, Turan,
We’re making a massive art film,
We need you for an audition,
Wait, an audition? For actors?
For the audition,,,
is two hundred thousand dollars per person enough, dear Turan?
That’s a lot,
Any room for negotiation?
None,
As you say,
- Well done, Turan, - Thank you,
The plane’s waiting, Go,
My homeland, I’d die for you,
We must board the plane immediately,
Immediately,
I can’t board like this, I need a bathroom or something,
Or things will get worse,
We must board the plane immediately,
Please understand,
Immediately,
Gentlemen, would our esteemed guests please step outside?
Your release papers will be ready shortly,
We’ll just need a signature from each of you,
Open the door,
- I’ll step out then, - Of course, hurry up,
Go ahead, My respects,
Go ahead, My respects, Welcome,
You’re thinking it’s all good,,, don’t be so sure,
Gentlemen, here are your tickets,
Board,
Slow down, driver, You can kill yourself after you drop us off,
My wife and her mother are in their hands, I must get you to the airport fast,
What more could you want, brother? Relax a bit,
If I don’t get you there on time, they’ll keep them for a month,
Then hurry, son, Save yourself,
- Where are we going, Turan? - We’re heading to Malta,
What if it’s like the Diyarbakır trip?
The hospital bills were huge that time,
But why Malta now?
They’re shooting a big movie,
Careful, careful!
We’re going for the casting audition,
If we pass the test, we’ll each get two hundred thousand dollars,
- How many of us? - If we’re five people
that’s a million dollars, right?
The men there are us, Don’t talk nonsense,
Why didn’t you say that from the start, Turan? Step on it, brother!
Good Lord!
They booked an entire plane for us, like it’s a private nightclub,
They truly value us, don’t they?
I understand those people, brother,
but at least you shouldn’t assume the best right away,
Look, brother, this isn’t a private jet,
We’re not sitting in business class, we’re in economy,
They’re discriminating against us based on class,
I swear, I don’t understand anything anymore, I’m so confused,
I felt it when you were on the phone, What did he say?
It’s a lie, all lies!
It’s my aunt’s talk,
Lie about what?
Is there anyone in charge here? Can you take a look?
- Yes, sir? - Our friends are seated at the front,
- May we move there? - I’m afraid you can’t, sir,
- Why not? - The seats are full, Any other request?
- No, - Very well then,
Full? They’re completely empty!
- What kind of trap is this, brother? - It’s not a trap,
We’ve surrendered to our desires,
They offered such a valuable gift in the end,,,
,,,that I’m ready to do anything, you hear me?
It’s him,
Isn’t that the guy who gave us the tickets?
- What? - We should’ve come in one car,
Why?
I’ve never seen you in my life, sir,
Brother Turan, he’s clearly a degenerate,
Realizing a factory sets your standards as a child might make you
buy the same product as it does,
Brother!
What are you saying, brother?
What are you saying?
I’m a comedian, sir, When I’m stressed, the jokes just come out on their own,
Alright, I’ll keep quiet,
Weren’t you speaking Turkish at the police station?
Do you speak English?
Or French?
No,
Damn you,
You’d better not curse,
He didn’t actually say anything bad, Trouble’s unwelcome anyway,
Do you want him to insult me?
Both of you, quiet,
Silence,
He’s the Superman of languages,
He’s got us trapped in every tongue,
You’re an international nuisance, brother,
Don’t take it as an insult,
I just don’t have another word to describe you,
He doesn’t just know many languages, he’s also fluent in Turkish,
If I may, I’d like to go to the restroom,
- What? - The restroom,
To wash up for ablution,
The plane’s going to crash and we’ll all die!
I can speak Arabic, brother!
And I can understand!
What?
The restroom, man! Even someone from Zimbabwe would understand that!
Don’t you like speaking Turkish, brother?
- What? - Damn you!
You know fifty languages, yet you don’t get what he means?
Come on, we’re taking off, Start the engines,
If you behave, I’ll come back soon and give you cake,
That’ll fill your stomach,
Thank you,
Move aside, You don’t speak a word of English!
You embarrassed us before all of Europe!
Come, Turan,
Peace be upon you,
Hello,
This is my friend, Turan,
He’s a good-hearted man,
Passport,
I don’t know English,
- He’s asking for the passport, - Why didn’t you tell me?
Yes,
- There’s a problem with your passport, - What?
- It’s a great passport! - He’s not allowed to pass,
Why not? He’s my manager,
He can’t stay here, You need to arrange his return,
- Don’t say that! - What’s going on?
You’re not allowed to travel, There’s an issue with your passport,
Damn it! What’s wrong with my passport?
Wait! What’s wrong with his passport?
Don’t waste my time, He’s not allowed through,
Thank you, brother, Let’s get away from him,
Look at Malta, it refuses to accept me,
If they won’t accept you, I’m not going either,
Neither am I! What’s this nonsense?
We’re in this together, always,
You’re giving up that much money just for friendship?
What can I say? Thank you, my friends,
Of course, brother, To hell with the money!
To add a touch of courtesy
shouldn’t brother Turan say, “Go on, gentlemen, it’s fine, really”?
He should say it, just to make his words sound grander, right?
Alright, but what’s the point of that?
I’m just the manager anyway, I’m not taking the audition,
Go on, go,
Go make that money, agreed?
- He’s got a point, doesn’t he? - Yeah,
Now that’s professionalism,
- Out of courtesy,,, - Let’s draw lots, brother,
What lots, kid?
See you in two days, manager,
- Look at him, - Brother,
You saw how they sold you out, didn’t you?
Don’t worry, I’ll be there on your behalf, agreed?
They’re useless, while you and I are one,
Alright then, have a safe trip,
If I were Turan, I’d cross that border myself,
“Ahmet, Burak, Cemil,”
Are you the ones checking in here?
Yes, that’s us,
They didn’t register brother Turan’s name,
Everything’s going according to their plan,
Alright, get in,
There must be some misunderstanding,
We’re artists, here for an art film,
There’s no misunderstanding,
Because we respect you, we’re transporting
you in an armored vehicle,
“Gentlemen’s Bank,”
What is this? It’s pitch dark,
There must be a light somewhere, Look for it,
Oh my God!
Where did you come from? How did you even get in?
And you’re not even making a sound, just sitting on the vault like a dragon!
Why are you here, brother? Did you come for the audition?
I live here,
How do you live here? Isn’t this a truck?
It’s an armored cash van,
How do they even allow that? How long have you been here?
Not long,
About fifty-three years,
What are you saying? And how do you even have sex?
As much as I can,
I’ve never heard something so honest and sad at the same time,
Could it be that you’ve lost your mind a bit?
How can you live here? Are you insane?
No, Fifty-three years ago, I started as a cashier,
One day, as I was leaving work
I saw a hundred-dollar bill lying next to the vault,
I picked it up and slipped it into my pocket;
it was a decent amount back then,
Of course, I don’t know its value now,
I went home, and that evening, the gentlemen came,
They asked why I’d done it, very politely,
Then they placed a bag over my head also politely,
Then they put me in a car trunk, politely, and we drove somewhere,
When we got out, they removed the bag, and I looked around,
Excuse me, I looked around and found myself in a forest,
Meanwhile, I noticed the gentlemen were deeply engrossed in conversation,
So I thought, “I can escape,” and ran into the woods,
I was almost out, thinking, “I’m free at last”
when I saw one of them sitting on a chair it was one of the gentlemen,
He said, “Stop,” I looked at him
and thought, “I could take him,”
He stood up, while I just froze where I was,
I didn’t dare move,
He gave me a quick test,
What kind of test?
He asked, “Money or freedom?”
I was young, so I thought, “You’re free but broke
but if you have money, you can buy your freedom,”
So I said, “Money,”
That day, they brought me here,
Now I swim in money, as you can see,
Who are these “gentlemen” you keep talking about?
They’re the ones who rule the world,
You mean drug lords, right?
The people you’re talking about only handle the gentlemen’s business,
I’m talking about the Gentlemen, boys,
The Gentlemen,
What kind of beings are they?
They’re not human, son,
They’re half gods - may God forgive me!
They didn’t lock me here right away, First, they beat me
then they turned me into a monkey,
- They what? - What do you think?
I’m telling you, they turned me into a monkey!
I jumped from branch to branch, eating bananas,
They even made a special kind of ointment,,,
Look, it’s still there since that day,
They shaved my butt in a perfect circle and painted it red,
I started swinging from tree to tree like a macaque,
But I got too deep into the role,
I swear, I felt like I was on top of the world,
I even found myself a girlfriend,
- A monkey? - Yes, a monkey,
He sounds like the inventor of LSD,
You filthy old man,
You should’ve seen how adorable she was,
She was beautiful, with big eyes,
- And she had a backside like,,, - Are you a pervert, old man?
Cemil said that! If you knew Cemil, you’d be ashamed!
Oh my God!
Let me tell you, then,
They have sharp tastes in pleasure,
- What does that mean? - It means they’re hungry for pleasure,
Just like all of us, son,
They do strange things,
I’m having a mental breakdown here!
I’m telling you, they turned me into a monkey!
After I left that forest, I didn’t eat or drink for three days,
Because I started longing for the forest again,
I was tortured, just like during the Cold War,
I truly suffered a lot,
Let’s see what kind of suffering awaits you,
What will they do to us, uncle?
We’re artists! We came here to make an art film,
There’s a difference between you and us,
- That’s what you think? - Yes, that’s what I think,
Look, they gave us an armored vehicle, That means they value us,
That means I’m worth more than you,
Listen, I’m older than you all, Let me tell you something,
- But don’t get angry, - Don’t say it, uncle,
They’re going to test you,
You’ll burn in flames that never die,
They’ll keep stoking the fire,
They’ll keep it burning,
You’ll scream in agony,
They’ll strip you of your shame,
They’ll throw you from wall to wall,
They’ll play with your honor, carefully,
They’ll humiliate and degrade you,
Until there’s nothing left
of what makes you, you,
Stop talking nonsense, old man,
What’s happening? Did the test begin?
This has nothing to do with me, Looks like you’ve angered them,
If you’ve got anywhere to run, do it now,
But escaping is never easy,
I tried twice,
Yes, uncle, Yes,
What kind of game have you built here? What a man!
He thinks we’re complete idiots,
Doesn’t he?
No problem, Since you’re in Istanbul, enjoy it,
Istanbul? Uncle, we’re in Malta,
Malta? The ones before you said they were in Monaco!
And the ones before them said Budapest!
Either way, looks like we won’t be seeing Malta after all,
Doesn’t matter to me, I’ve only got behind my ear left,
Behind my left ear, They already took care of the right one,
He’s got huge ears,
But you young men,,, you’re wonderful, really,
Your dawn is dark, and your road is long,
“The Gentlemen’s Shelter,”
“The Gentlemen’s Bank,”
Welcome, it’s a pleasure to see you,
You black devil!
Calm down, uncle,
Our masters spared no expense for you,
You may eat, drink, and use anything you see here,
Your masters?
No, Mr, Ahmet - our masters!
Miss, when do the tests begin?
The tests have already begun, Mr, Burak,
By the way, I’m Nesrin,
I’ll be assisting you throughout your stay,
I sure hope so!
I feel enchanted, She just keeps smiling,
That’s because she really is,
Miss Beautiful Hips, why do you laugh at everything?
I used to be a family doctor,
My constant anger and tension disturbed the neighbors,
It caught our masters’ attention, so they took me and made me laugh,
- How did they make you laugh? - With surgery,
Now I laugh nonstop, Hormones help too,
Goodbye, Nesrin,
If I died right now, my heart would still ache for her,
I swear she’s the girl from my dreams,
I’m living in a “Taqwan” movie right now, son,
Should I retire and propose to her?
You have to play the match before you can retire,
You don’t even have a match! You can’t get past training,
Your training performance is excellent,
No one can beat you, You work hard,
Ignore him, He’s mocking you,
Wait, Cemil, Let’s pass the test first then you’ll have plenty to do,
- Really? - You call that a woman, for God’s sake?
Oh my God!
Magnificent!
Gentlemen, I don’t even have enough money to build this wall!
Yet you lack the intellect
to grasp the artistic nuance between this wall and that one,
Money’s no issue,
Why do you keep belittling us?
I always belittle you, and I keep saying it,
Be fair, for God’s sake!
Gentlemen, I don’t even know the names of these drinks here,
Which means they’re valuable, Why don’t we drink them to raise our value too?
What if they charge us later, like they did with Turan?
Don’t do it,
Look at us, gentlemen, The old man’s right,
We’ve already turned into monkeys,
We ate enough for three days, as if we’d never seen food before,
Which, frankly, we hadn’t,
I was drinking bootleg alcohol until last year,
But it got too expensive, so now I make it at home,
It blinds you eventually,
Isn’t that,,,
Isn’t that the Illuminati?
Don’t get too excited just yet,
Birds of a feather flock together,
What will the Illuminati do to us?
They never compromise; it would hurt their reputation,
Do you think the Illuminati are corrupt, you fool?
The square and the compass what do they mean?
- Masonic symbols, - Enough, gentlemen,
You always interpret things positively, Be hypocritical for once,
You always want the best outcome,
What’s that, son?
Some kind of ritual tool?
They said we could use everything, Could this be an infrared detector?
An enema tube!
General knowledge!
So fame really does come with a tax,
Could this be a party place? Look, there are masks,,,
You always think positively, Run!
- Let’s get out of here! - Open the door!
They’ll put you through a test,
You’ll burn in fires that never go out,
They’ll keep adding fuel, and you’ll scream in pain,
Son!
We’re not okay at all,
Brother, I don’t know if it’s the alcohol, but I can’t think straight,
Something definitely happened,
And what else could it be if not the alcohol?
Wait a second, son,
Brothers, I deeply apologize,
but we’re under serious pressure right now,
And when an animal’s under pressure, its meat becomes tough and inedible,
If you’re thinking of sacrificing us, please consider that,
It won’t taste good,
Though I do have a special condition,
I’ll be impure in this state,
I need to be washed with warm water, no gaps left untouched
not even the size of a pinhole,
You’re special,
Not everyone is worthy of seeing our faces, young men,
Once you see them, nothing will ever be the same again,
It’s pitch dark; we can’t see your faces, which means we haven’t seen them,
For example, I see nothing right now,
You can add that to your notes,
We had to make an individual choice for a project we deeply care about,
That’s why you’re here, Otherwise, who would give you so much money?
Yes, we’ve been observing you for some time,
You have the qualities we seek,
What we couldn’t understand from afar, we’ll test here,
We need to see, to test, to feel,
Don’t overdo it, alright?
But first, we must agree on something,
We never liked those offensive jokes of yours,
Offensive humor contains insults,
And violence, too,
The audience might feel offended,
I swear we were just talking about that,
We even said we wouldn’t tell offensive jokes anymore, right?
Didn’t we?
According to our faith
you reap what you sow, in this life, in this world,
That’s true, even for those with little faith,
But your main reason for being here is the test,
Keep that in mind,
You’re being tested,
What’s with the bag?
Why that bag that once carried cheese stomped by feet before me?
I mean, I’m rather spineless, sir,
You could’ve just said “come” or “go,” No need for a bag, Now I smell awful,
You weren’t that spineless when you mocked
that poor wine seller on stage, Ahmed,
Damn those comedians!
They’ve fallen into a thing called “offensive comedy,”
I only did it to keep up with society, brother,
I’m just trying to make a living,
But you broke that man’s heart, You should’ve thought of that, Ahmed,
To hell with that man! You’re right, brother,
- Do you know seals, Ahmed? - Not at all,
Neither do I,
A wristwatch isn’t a gift for a man with no arm, Ahmed,
Why bring up the watch joke now?
- You just don’t gift it, kid, - You’re absolutely right,
- Where would he wear it? - If he were a man, he could,
- You just don’t gift it, kid, - You don’t gift it, sir,
You just don’t,
- Roll the dice, - Why should I?
Roll it,
Double six!
Two and one, You win, take the money,
- My God! Did I win all this money? - Roll again,
My God! Can I take off my jacket?
- You may relax, champ, - Oh my God!
I’m starting to feel hot, sir,
There’s nothing there!
Is it right to put a bag over a star, sir?
You’re not a star yet, but you could be,
- So I have to act in your film, right? - No,
Who ever became a star just from a film?
You need media support to become a star,
Nowadays, you can only be a star on social media,
I can make you a star right now,
Are you gonna buy me followers, brother?
You should’ve said so earlier; things don’t work that way,
You need engagement,
We rule the world, son,
What the hell is engagement anyway?
Take a look at your account,
Twelve million followers?
- What about engagement? - What about it?
- Record a video, let’s see, - If you allow me, I’ll go live,
Of course,
Hello, friends!
We’re now in the house of one of the brothers who rule the world,
I want to introduce him to you, because if anything happens to me,
you’ll know it’s because of him,
Say hello, brother,
You’re not showing up on camera, brother!
Twenty-four million people are watching the livestream,
Why can’t you be seen on the phone? Are you a vampire?
Vampires don’t appear in mirrors, fool, We just don’t appear on camera,
I’m really scared right now, brother,
- Are you a jinn, brother? - Neither that nor anything else,
We’re a race without an end,
No one knows what we are,
We are,,, whatever people see us as,
Do you understand?
I understand things slowly, Repeat it three times for me,
Everything has an explanation,
We create all these programs,
With a simple software, no camera records our faces when it sees them,
It blends us into the background and erases our existence, That’s it,
You’re very talented, but your marketing strategy is completely wrong,
If I could do what you do, I’d be world famous,
That’s the difference between us, You crave fame,
You want to prove your worth,
You chase respect you’ve long sought since childhood
from people you don’t even know,
You want fame because everything you do will become famous,
Even if you cheat on your wife, everyone will watch it like a movie
and no one will judge you,
I don’t need any of that,
I’ve never thought that deeply before, brother,
I’m the man you’ve been looking for, yes,
I want to be famous,
You’re the power that will buy my soul,
We’re just getting started,
Bring him to me,
But don’t forget, if you make a mistake, you’ll bear the consequences,
- Yes, brother, - Then I’ll make you so unfamous
that even your parents won’t be able to follow you online,
Your profile won’t even have a follow button,
- I believe you, brother,,, - Do I need to repeat myself?
- No, brother, - Good,
Good,
Hey, lady!
Please, Mr, Cemil,
May I?
Would you like anything else?
I only want one thing,
Of course, anything,
Everything!
Do you want to play pool with the girls, Cemil?
Is that a rhetorical question, brother?
Because I’m already like a cue stick right now,
Metaphorically,
There’s a room I know in this villa,
Me too,
I’ll eat the tongues that say “me too!”
I’ll eat them!
Do you all agree?
Oh my God, you all have the same problem!
They used me!
They drugged my drink and defiled me,
Used me like a tool as if there were no tomorrow,
I’m walking straight into the fire,
I’m coming to you early, my Lord!
I guess you’re out of money now,
We can bet on the cat if you like,
How old is it?
We print the money! How could we be out?
Really? My God!
I was wondering where all this money came from, Black money, right?
We print real money, Roll the dice,
- I’ll roll it, - Roll it, kid,
May the curse of the six stay with me! In God’s name!
Double six!
I’m beating you!
Let’s put the money down,
You’re a man of your word, loyal to your faith, I respect that,
Then let’s raise the stakes,
We’re going to the casino hall tomorrow, Ready?
I’ve been ready since yesterday, brother,
What a great man you are!
That’s five hundred thousand dollars you just won here,
Go get some rest now,
Of course, but I have a personal question,
The number thirty-two written there
the number 32, are you from Sparta?
- What Sparta, boy? - Sparta!
I’m far beyond the minimum wage now,
Why do these people keep giving us money?
I don’t get it,
Aren’t we supposed to be the ones paying them?
How many girls did you say there were, sir?
I didn’t count, I stopped counting,
I just know there were many,
They all looked like Nesrin,
But none of them were Nesrin,
And that’s how I solved my shower problem too,
The rise only begins once you’ve hit rock bottom,
Yes, my friends, that’s all for today,
If we get four million likes
- I’ll blow you all a big kiss, Goodbye! - What’s he doing?
What are you doing?
I thought you’d never ask,
- I’ve become super famous, - How?
I don’t know, The man did something like magic,
- Look! - Stop babbling, kid,
Look at my followers!
My God! Where did all these followers come from?
Where did that number come from?
Wait, my manager’s calling,
Hello?
And here I was,
happy to win half a million dollars from those people,
Let me take over their casinos tonight, Let’s see how those fools react,
Either we’re incredibly lucky,
or they’re setting us up for a huge disaster,
But what a disaster - it’s soft as cotton,
You’re disgusting!
The masters really do turn a man into a dog,
You’ve been one since childhood, Look, I’ve become one too,
Listen, listen,
- Wait, who are you? - A Count?
- Yes? - A Count?
A Count?
Lords and Counts, you see?
What an environment you’ve created, Well done,
Professor Adnan is an amateur next to you,
- Do you even have a name, brother? - Mmdouh,
- Excuse me? - Mmdouh,
- Mmdouh! - Son!
I said my name is Mmdouh!
Mmdouh!
Are you ten identical twins, brother?
You all look the same,
No, we’re not ten twins or anything like that,
We’re actually all one,
But our masters, our souls
put us all through one unified process, and we came out looking like this,
In reality, I’m blonde with blue eyes,
Look at me now, for God’s sake!
Damn these lice, the fleas, and this collar!
I’ll take it off my neck!
What was I saying?
It’s not hard for people to recognize me this way,
That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, This way,
no one recognizes you at all,
Get out of here! What, do you know everything?
I swear I’ll pee on you!
There’s glass between us, Stop it, brother,
The real challenge is calling someone a “master,”
Once you give him money, you can never hold him accountable for his words,
Voluntary slavery requires wisdom,
What am I saying?
After I was done with sex,
I think the other parts of my brain started working,
That’s not my problem, Ahmed,
Those women changed me, Ahmed,
Don’t post anything on social media right now,
Let that information pass through your brain first,
Let it settle inside you,
Calm down, Watch me now,
Alright,
- My black brother! - Mmdouh,
Sorry, brother Mmdouh,
Let me ask you something,
Were you separated from your family
and scammed with the help of rich businessmen?
No, brother, It’s a women issue,
- Women? - Yes, it’s a matter of women,
Damn you! Did you mess with the masters’ women?
Shame on you! Would I ever do such a thing?
It’s a strange and deep matter, but let me tell you something,
You’re really kind people, I swear, I’ve grown fond of you,
Come visit me sometime, My hut’s over there,
You must come - we’ll eat dog food together,
We eat from the bowl, I’ve got tasty food, and we sip on bone soup too,
The soup’s delicious, You must come,
Brother, wipe the glass, I didn’t get what you said last,
We’ve been craving dry food for months,
- That’s great, - We’ll gladly come,
Let me ask you one more thing before you go,
They made you guard the door like a dog,
- They turned me into a dog, - God forbid, brother,
It’s clear they really did,
How did you earn the title “Count”?
- Come here, son, - Damn it!
Catch him, catch him! Look at the problems we face,
Without this nonsense, we’d have nothing to enjoy in life,
There’s something else I’m wondering, Cemil,
When will they reshape us into monkeys?
I’m watching and waiting eagerly for that,
We can tweak the blonde girl’s voice,
Some guy just bit my butt!
Damn it!
Are we still strangers for you to bag my head?
Everything has its rule, dear Ahmed,
This is the club reserved only for the biggest gamblers in Malta,
- A club? - Yes, the Las Vegas Gentlemen’s Club,
Magnificent!
I thought things like this only happened in our country,
How do you even come up with these ideas, boy?
My God! Put the money down,
This is heaven!
Are you opening a credit line? You’re like the central bank,
The word "like" is unnecessary, son,
You’re incredible, brother! Damn you all!
My brother Sertac Ortac’s favorite quote,
You can’t rise without seeing the bottom,
I’ll throw you in the dumpster, Write that on the bag,
I’ll draw a card, Write it on the stamps,
- Sign this, - What is it, brother?
Is it a movie contract?
- A slavery contract! - What do you mean?
We’ve shot adult films, with and without storylines, son,
Wasn’t that just for the thrill, brother?
If I’d known, I’d have done more,
We set up a giant projector under the stadium
to screen the national team’s match,
You know us - if we do something, we do it big,
People are watching the match now, cracking sunflower seeds,
If you don’t sign, they’ll be watching your movie,
We filmed those videos vertically only
which left black bars on both sides of the screen,
Had we filmed horizontally, the image would’ve been clearer, brother,
I have one condition,
You’re not in a position to make conditions, Cemil,
Don’t drag it out,
Just one condition!
If it bothers you, let’s call it a wish,
I swear I won’t sign it,
- What is it? - We’ll shoot another movie,
With the same girls,
Including Nesrin,
That’s easy, my chubby friend,
Sign it now,
Alright,
Congratulations,
There’s a room I know in this villa,
Where are you? Didn’t you say you’d make a video call?
I wrote you a poem, you know?
For your toes,
And that cute little fang of yours too,
Nesrin, all of them are wonderful girls, They’ll make great friends,
Everything is as it seems, Nesrin,
I can explain,
We’re a creative team, Nesrin,
We’ll be great friends,
The bag over the head,,,
is so we can’t see where we’re going, right?
No, so they can’t see you,
I don’t get it, brother - who can’t see me?
Your fans,
My fans?
If I had dreamed this, I’d have told myself, “Don’t be ridiculous, man,”
If there are no doors, they’ll tear you apart,
Feeling good, Burak?
Everything you touch turns to gold, brother,
I’ll take your first autograph,
This is a massive contract, brother,
Feels like I’m selling you my seven generations of ancestors,
- Six! - What do you mean, brother?
Come on, sign it, hero, Everything has a price, you know,
You’re famous now, as long as you honor the deal,
What’s the worst that could happen?
Cemil, they made me sign something, Did they make you sign too?
They did,
- Did you read it? - No, what for?
Why read it, son?
As long as they don’t take what’s mine, I’m fine,
You fell into the same trap,
What a weak-willed man I am!
They made me part of their family, I think they’re looking for a pet,
But I don’t understand, Why me?
I’m not even that good,
Don’t talk nonsense, they have a specific plan,
If only they’d treat us like that uncle in the truck,
They never repeat themselves,
They must have something nasty in store,
You’ll see,
Thank you, my love,
Ahmed, what’s wrong?
Have you found yourself, boy?
Did you come out of your closet?
I suspected you from the start,
What’s that supposed to mean? I’m earning my money honestly here,
What’s wrong with you?
The men made me huge, Don’t ask, I can’t explain,
Speak, boy,
I said I can’t, Why ask? It’s too complicated,
They made me feel something, like a simulation of another life,
What do you mean?
The life of Pablo Escobar is nothing compared
to mine after retirement,
I’m Ahmed, I own a villa in Miami and a hotel in Dubai,
That red convertible I always dreamed of,,,
- I earned it fair and square, - Where is it?
I never got the chance to find out, brother, I lost it,
In half an hour,
I went from the richest to the poorest man alive,
If Forbes had listed me,
I’d be among the top hundred richest people in the world, you know?
I paid off my debts, and he gave me more, The more I paid, the more I got,
When I saw he kept giving,
I thought I’d enter the loan business start a pyramid scheme,
God forgive my sin!
He won’t, You committed fraud,
Whose side are you on, you bastard?
I couldn’t fully do it, that’s why I want forgiveness,
Everyone had the power to take back the money they gave,
so my pyramid collapsed,
And what about your condition?
Things got worse afterward,
It started with pants and a shirt,
but they paid a fortune just for that,
I told myself, “Ahmed, this is a test
looks like they’ll be checking everything,”
It’s an art film, after all,
I thought they wouldn’t send it unless they liked it,
And I even wore that too!
The men were laughing, drinks in their hands,
You made me feel sorry for those poor women
in Nuri Alço’s movies, Cemil,
And what’s with that outfit?
I went to my brother the teacher
and said, “Brother, I can’t pay this debt,
It’s the debt that can pay me back
what should I do?” He said, “Be a waiter,”
They made me sign some kind of contract, probably over gambling debts,
My brothers, I’ll just slow you down, Go on without me,
We can’t go anywhere,
We signed that contract too,
How can you enjoy this? Are you insane?
Look!
What are you doing?
I took ten kilos of gold, brother,
They have the papers, but I’m still alive,
Where did you hide the ten kilos of gold?
Don’t touch that spot, Burak,
- He’s provoking me, - And what’s with the kiss?
That’s casino etiquette,
brother, Everyone greets each other with a kiss here,
In fact, the men made their intentions clear
from the very beginning, but we realized too late,
Blow a little higher,
No enthusiasm at all,
Enthusiasm! Right away, sir,
It will be,
To be or not to be,
Be more real, more sincere, You’re playing Hamlet!
Professor, now that his father has died,
of course his grief and tears would increase,
Don’t say it, Do it,
To be or not to be,
It doesn’t work, It just doesn’t work,
Listen, your uncle killed your father, he’s sleeping with your mother
and the whole country’s talking about it,
They’ve got nothing better to do,
And you’re wondering whether to kill your uncle or yourself,
Think about it that way,
- Hamlet’s kind of a traitor, isn’t he? - Kind of,
But don’t belittle him, The stage was built on him,
- Try again, - Oh my God!
To be or not to be,
That is the question!
You will be, You will!
That’s enough, What is this?
What’s going on, brother? You’re overdoing it,
- What’s wrong, dear Burak? - How could this even happen, brother?
Look at this shame, brother,
Throw it a little higher, Clearly, I can’t catch it,
It’s a test, dear Burak,
Not because I like it, but you have to hold it down there,
- Really, brother? - Yes, of course,
Hold it, Burak, Hold it!
Boys, you’re really trying hard, and we appreciate that,
Let’s have a drink to our acquaintance,
- The finest I have, - Shall we?
They’ll strip you of your shame,
They’ll slam you from wall to wall,
They’ll humiliate and disgrace you,
- Where are we, brother? - What did they do to us?
What are these clothes?
Where’s what I was wearing?
Where are my underwear?
I had silk socks!
A hundred dollars!
They sold us for a hundred dollars after drugging us!
A bracelet! Someone made me their wife!
Salt! They made them wash my feet!
Ahmed, didn’t you say those Illuminati weren’t that corrupt?
You’re thinking too positively, Don’t do that,
It might not even be them,
Don’t get your hopes up, Cemil,
I’ve got nothing left,
I slept like a baby,
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need the bathroom,
Oh my God!
What is this?
Brother Cemil, I beg you, don’t laugh like that,
Don’t laugh, you’re making me nervous,
We have to get out of here, Cemil!
Otherwise, they’ll turn us into lab rats,
- Let’s run! - Why should we run?
What are we even running from?
These men give me things my soul can’t even imagine,
Would I run from all this glory?
Look at my back, It hurts,
- I’m scared, Cemil, - Look,
I fear that,,,
Brother!
They whipped you, brother!
What are you saying?
Life is beautiful!
It’s full of sweet surprises,
You’re delirious, Cemil,
God help us!
Is that a door?
Burak!
Burak, is that you, brother?
Say something, Burak!
Stop making it so mysterious, Burak,
- Brother Turan! - Brother!
Of course it’s me, When I say I’ll cross that line, I mean it,
They shoved this up my ass last night,
I found it there, I don’t understand - are they trying to send me a message?
Isn’t this the ritual object we saw in that hall?
They put the display item up my ass!
At least they could’ve used a new one,
Brother Burak, you might have bigger problems than your hygiene,
You don’t see it, You need to see,
You always interpret things positively, brother,
- They put it there to stop your diarrhea! - Yes!
- I can’t believe this! - What else then?
My God!
What kind of life are you people living?
- Brother Turan? - It’s me, brother,
Brother Turan!
Where are you, brother Turan?
They’ve played with our emotions, brother,
They sold us out, brother!
Brother Turan!
I’m wearing underwear with a wool ball inside,
I don’t know when or how I put them on, but here I am wearing them,
These people aren’t human, brother,
It’s like they have supernatural powers, brother,
Say something!
They’ve got some really strange stuff, brother,
You feel like you’ve fallen straight into heaven
about to bite the apple, then suddenly you’re in hell,
Your mind swings back and forth just like that,
Alright, all this will pass,
It’ll pass because I’m here, I came,
- How did you get here, brother? - Did you bribe someone or what?
No, son, They invented something called “civilization”
they don’t take bribes,
When I couldn’t enter legally, I went and found a skilled Syrian
hopped on a migrant boat, and came to Malta,
And how did you find the money?
What’s going on, brother?
I found the place through Burak’s videos,
He’s like Tarkan in this country,
Even like Murat Övüç!
- What are you saying, brother? - Yes!
- Tell me, what else happened? - Listen to me,
We have to escape, brother Turan,
We need to leave this place,
Wait, is it really that bad?
Has it come to this?
Listen to me are we giving up all that money?
Damn the money, brother!
And I’m the one saying that - me, Ahmed!
They’re from a very dangerous cult, brother,
People torture by showing death
but these ones convince people to commit mass suicide by showing death,
They don’t speak nonsense, brother Turan,
If that’s the case, there’s no option but to escape,
We’ll use the same route,
They gave me maps of refugee boat routes,
They gave them to me, just for me,
Even the Pentagon doesn’t have these,
Sit down,
Now, if we can get the Greek coast guard to catch us
they’ll send us straight back to Turkey,
- Swimming? - Swimming,
- If we can? - If we manage to,,,
Whatever it takes, we must get out of here as fast as we can,
- Let’s go, brother, - May God be with us,
Come on, brothers, let’s go,
Alright, let’s move,
All for one, and one for all,
Let’s go!
The test isn’t over yet, Where do you think you’re going?
If you don’t mind, I have a question for you,
Is this really your brilliant solution for diarrhea?
Don’t exaggerate, we haven’t even started yet,
Yet?
I’m wearing underwear with a wool ball inside,
silk socks on my feet
whip marks on my back, and someone else’s pajamas on me,
And all this happened while I was unconscious!
Why can’t I remember the fun parts?
If you knock me out again, I swear I’ll stop talking to you!
I’m recording this!
Okay, but if we told you
you’d stay in a big villa full of girls till morning,,,
and try all these things, wouldn’t you agree?
I’d say yes immediately, brother, I’d do it again right now,
Alright then, what if we told you
you’d become one of the richest men alive,,,
but you’d have to go through these experiences?
I’d accept, sir,
And what if we said you’d become one of the world’s most famous people
but in return, you’d endure all this?
I’d like to discuss the diarrhea part,
We’ve gotten to know you well, gentlemen,
Now it’s time to get to know Mr, Turan,
They’re really nice people, brother Turan, Don’t worry,
Hello,
Who are you, ladies?
I’m taken,
I can’t look at anyone’s privacy with even a sideways glance,
Once, my father’s eyes drifted toward a woman passing by
and they still do to this day,
My mother stopped what she was doing
and stared straight into the man’s eyes as he looked at her,
Sir, please don’t exhaust me with these constant tests,
You stand before a man of Anatolian wisdom,
My God! When did it become daylight?
Wasn’t it night before they put the bag on?
Tell me, when did you make me sleep?
I’ve become addicted to the smell of this bag,
They even washed and ironed the clothes,
I licked them all clean for you,
Whatever,
How will I ever repay you?
What’s your greatest desire, Turan?
My biggest dream is to open a comedy club in Kadıköy,
A place where friends and family can come, get on stage, and perform their own acts,
To create a great atmosphere,
I want us to laugh out loud, even in moments like this,
You already have that,
- Yes, - Don’t you want a bigger bar?
More customers?
That’s easy when you’re famous,
I can make you world famous in two minutes,
Watch this,
Is your social media account private?
- Yes, brother, - Open it,
Look, I’ll send you millions,
I’ll make you a global sensation,
No, thank you,
The place is full of evil eyes,
They’re everywhere, those jealous eyes, I want none of that,
If I expand my bar, it’ll swallow me whole,
I’ll become its slave, I swear,
Let me live my life the way I want,
Not according to profit and loss,
- What now? - What is it?
The bag!
What a scent!
I swear it smells just like my hometown,
- Welcome, Turan, - Thank you, brother,
Forgive me, you’ve fed me and given me drink,
My hunger’s gone, thank you, brother,
You’re welcome, my friend, Health first,
- Roll the dice, - Why?
For fun, son, Roll it!
Would I ever refuse you?
My God! Double sixes!
You’re in luck,
Here, fifty thousand dollars,
- In cash? - What did you expect?
It’s your lucky day, Roll again,
No, that’s enough for today,
Impossible, I’ll be sad otherwise, Come on, brother!
Roll it!
Fine, but I’ll pay you in dollars,
I don’t want it!
That’s it for today, okay?
A profit fits best in the pocket,
You can put the bag on now,
It happened again,
Another instant switch from day to night?
I kind of like it,
Not to flatter them, but they never repeat the same thing twice,
We’re always surprised,
They do their job with passion,
God bless them, we’ve become valuable,
Are you sick, son?
Don’t you see?
Where’s Burak, brothers?
Wasn’t he with you, son?
Do we even know where we are?
Excuse me, gentlemen,
Brother, unless there’s some personal, twisted pleasure, our friend is lost,
- Lost how? - Just gone,
We came here three, now we’re two,
You’re three, son,
No, that’s my brother Turan, my manager,
- I’m his manager, - He came later,
Burak - the one who stared blankly,
got famous, and gained millions of followers,
The one who used to say, “Hey guys!” and blow kisses and all that,
Silence!
Now we’ll decide whether we’ll cast you in the film or not,
By the way, is the test over?
It may be - or maybe not yet,
What do you mean “maybe not yet,” sir?
Make a decision, positive or negative,
We just want to go home,
You’ve seen our faces,
And whoever sees our faces can never see another,
Are you going to blind us?
Whoever fails the test can’t go home,
How can they not go home?
Do you paralyze people? I don’t get it!
What are you doing, brother? Why make it worse?
For God’s sake, brother, look - they made me someone’s wife!
Please, brother, we’re already miserable enough,
Alright, brother,
From now on, you’re with us, as long as we live,
In comfort and peace!
So, you’ve turned us into lovebirds, then?
They tried, but it didn’t work,
The game is over,
Things are about to get harder for you now,
Do you know what this strange thing on my foot actually is?
Civil Protection Service of the Greek Coast Guard for escapees,
You know everything, except the five daily prayer times,
- We’re not Muslims, son, - You’ve got an answer for everything,
They put this on me before I escaped,
You’re wondering how they didn’t catch me, right?
Thanks to this toothpick,
The place will be swarming with cops soon,
Oh God! We’re done for this time,
- Kidnapping, - You came of your own free will,
Unlawful detention,
The contract states you stayed voluntarily,
It was signed under duress,
We’ve got camera footage signatures were voluntary,
I didn’t sign anything!
Because you were busy breaking into someone’s house,
Get some rest, then you’ll sign,
- The police are here, - Worst case, I’ll say they tortured us,
So what?
We’ll take Burak to a doctor, got it?
We’ll sort it out with some medical reports, no problem,
They came really fast,
We turned the back villa into a police station,
We don’t worry about security,
Officer!
Is there a problem, sir?
We received a signal about illegal migrants,
They escaped to us, You may go,
- As you wish, brother, - Brother?
Brother?
What now?
The bag,
I think this is a new level,
I’ve never been here before,
If we get through this part, maybe the monster shows up at the end,
Guys, look at this!
What is that thing?
Calm down, Turan, Brother Memduh is one of our beloved elites now,
Brother Memduh?
Welcome, brother,
Brother, Burak is missing,
- What happened to him? - I don’t know,
- But clearly, something bad happened, - Brother,,,
If he returns, he’s yours,
If not,,,
,,,Angela!
My dear brother, is Angela the woman you once promised to tell us about?
- He said yes, - Actually, I used to work in textiles,
Dekarlar Textiles,
Then I stepped into the film industry,
I became a producer,
Girls would come to us from every direction,
Then one girl looked straight into my eyes,
I felt her seeping inside me,
Angela!
Brother, Angela accepted me,
She desired me,,, sexually,
Oh my God!
She made me her object of desire,
She made me her slave,
Honey drips from your lips, Brother Memduh,
She’d spike my drink and smack me on the rear,
She’d corner me,,, and I’d thank her for it,
What did you do?
I ignored my children, sold everything I owned
came to Malta, and bought the villa next door,,,
Angela and I set sail for a “beautiful life,”
Up to that point, it sounds pretty classic,
Classic? What part of the world are you from, Uncle Turan?
She’d say, “Memduh, go buy this,” and I’d rush to get it,,,
“Memduh, buy that,”
I’d buy this and that and everything she wanted,
I kept buying and buying
until the money ran out, I was left here broke,
Angela stopped coming too,
We’ll buy you a plane ticket, brother,
You don’t get it, brother,
The problem isn’t here it’s with the masters,
Those who fail to become men, they turn into dogs,
- And they turned me into one, - But why?
They’ve built a wonderful training center for men who
waste their children’s earnings on women and pleasure,
First, they vaccinated me, Then I became perfectly healthy,
After that, they taught me how to bark beautifully,
And what about Angela?
They turned her into a cat, brother,
They threw us into an impossible love,
Angela lives in the villa next door too,
Sometimes I look at her and call, “Angela!”
She doesn’t care,
Don’t trouble yourself, it’s normal,
Maybe in another life,
Brother, run away and start your life over,
Maybe your wife will forgive you,
Maybe you’ll even be friends again,
You think I haven’t tried, brother?
You think it’s that easy?
I ran away, somehow made it through the woods,
Angela!
I escaped, only to find a forest ahead,
I went in, weaving between the trees,
I reached the end, about to get out
and saw a bed,
And on that bed,,, Angela,
Completely naked,
Can’t you skip this part, brother?
No, brother, I’m stuck there,
They caught me there, and here I am, starting over,
It’s the end-of-episode monster!
That was quite a conversation,
A truly fascinating one,
Come on, bags over your heads,
Let me take you to the stable,
Keep the visit short,
A pleasure meeting you,
Brother Count!
What’s this?
We’ve arrived, everyone, Remove your bags,
Burak! My brother!
Are you alright, Burak?
You okay, son?
Why does everyone keep putting things in my ass?
I don’t get it, why only me?
They even whipped my back!
- I’m more special than you, - Get a grip,
You’re a man who goes to the village to sacrifice an animal on holidays,
How are we supposed to explain this to your farmer parents?
Pull yourself together,
- Where were you? - What kind of question is that?
Did they take you somewhere else?
Didn’t they catch us in front of the stable?
They brought us here,
we opened our eyes and found ourselves here,
I swear, something happened,
They’re playing with us, brothers,
Something definitely happened,
Mother!
We must escape, brother Turan!
You can’t escape,
Brother Count patrols from night until morning,
- Your brother? - Our masters leave nothing to chance,
I’ll slap you into madness,
Son, did they bite you like vampires?
I’ve become their servant,
Look at me, boy,
Whose side are you on?
He’s about to turn, brother Turan,
We’ll all end up like Cemil,
They’ll take our freedom,,, and our purity,
We have to run,
Please, brother, let’s escape,
Then we’ll run,
Since Count patrols all through the night
we’ll wait for the right moment,
And what’s the right moment? Dawn prayer,
Because that’s when the dogs fall into a trance,
That’s when we’ll calm Count,,, put him to sleep,
Agreed? Get ready,
The dawn will rise for us,
- Like men, - You’re hot!
May God be with us,
He will, He will, He will!
You’ve all recreated me,
Each of you holds a special place in my heart,
All of you,
Is that even possible, for God’s sake?
You can’t catch someone that fast, brother!
You’re killing my spirit - I’m completely demoralized now,
I swear I won’t try to run again,
Why take it so personally, son?
We mess with everyone equally no exceptions,
Where’d you hear that?
Well, have you heard of the Personal Data Protection Law?
We wrote that one too, son,
Listen, dear Ahmed, you can pass through that door
there’s just one little problem,
And what might that be, sir?
If you can place exactly ten kilograms on the scale next to you, go ahead,
No one will stop you,
- Is it that easy? - That easy, dear Ahmed,
Exactly ten kilograms,
No less, no more,
You’ve got three tries,
You’ll see,
Ten kilograms it is!
Mr, Cemil!
Nesrin!
Well done, Nesrin,
You greet me in the forest with a bed and a secretary’s voice - how proper!
You know I’ll make you my captive,
Take these handcuffs,,,
and show me how you’ll make me yours,
Don’t raise expectations, crazy woman,
I’m wearing wool-ball underwear,
I’m ready for anything,
Undo me,
My God, You got me into this, now get me out,
Does Your servant really deserve a trial like this?
I swear I’m in hell,
but is this Your way to lead me to Your seventh gate?
Where am I, brother?
Do you want your freedom that badly?
I swear I never knew how much I loved my freedom,
It’s like health,
you only realize its worth once you’ve lost it,
Then read this,
We’ll be on camera,
- Why, brother? - No reason,
Read it, and you’ll earn your freedom,
Brother, it says something here about supporting
an amendment to the first three articles of the constitution,
Life isn’t all roses,
Sir,,,
If my freedom means becoming a slave to someone else,
then it isn’t freedom,
Really?
May God forgive you, sir,
Sure, from the outside,
you may see us as comedians or clever men
but being clever is not the same as being weak-willed,
We are sons of Kadıköy,
There’s only one right left between you and your freedom, dear Ahmed,
The most precious weight in history,
Go ahead, dear Ahmed,
Is that all?
That’s all, hero,
Go on, you’re free,
Gentlemen, we didn’t win our republic through social media likes,
We’ll take it back the same way we first earned it,
Tell him to shoot,
At least then, death would have meaning,
What are you doing, son?
Did you think you died and just decided to give up?
Didn’t I die, brother?
There’s light shining through the door,
Go ahead,,, you’re free,
Well done,
You can’t leave us, even if you try,
Come closer, I’m cold,
Get under the blanket,
That’s not possible my freedom is worth more than that,
I didn’t say “let’s marry,” you pervert,
I just said come here,
Damn you, woman!
Damn you!
Cemil!
Well done, son,
What happened, Cemil? Why are you crying?
You went through a very tough test, son,
Don’t cry, I went through the same, We’ve lost our gold, son,
I’m burning inside,
Alright, calm down, I’m here now,
Are you ready, guys?
For what, brother? To swim in winter?
Yes, to swim in the sea,
How cold do you think it is?
Where are you boys heading?
He’s Turkish! I swear he’s Turkish!
Brother, we’re Turkish too,
What else would you be? Where are you trying to go, by sea?
- To Istanbul? - Where in Istanbul?
Kadıköy,
There’s a bus that goes straight to Kadıköy from here,
A bus straight to Kadıköy - from Malta?
What Malta, son? We’re in Şile!
What?
He’s lost his mind,
How could we be in Şile?
Damn it!
He doesn’t even know how to swear anymore,
and he’s right, What are we even living through, son?
We’ve turned into that old man from the bus,
The masters were different, but they were remarkable people,
Wait, wait,
Don’t go, wait!
They’ll play with your honor,,, with great care,
Until,,,
nothing that belongs to you remains of you,
- Peace be upon you, - And upon you,
Something happened,
We’re back to the beginning,
I’m so happy - how’s that possible?
Guys, if you have money, pay the man,
I should have some,
Driver!
How much to Kadıköy?
Two million,
Old currency, right?
New currency,
Congratulations, gentlemen, You’ve passed the test,
Those who are nothing but shadows,,, must now forget,
Because those who remember,,,
can no longer continue in this game,