Do not underestimate your problem with aggression, Arturo,
You have to work on the control of anger,
Trial assignment to social services -
- it will take place in Opera San Donato, It's this one,
Go to hoe, Brava, We put the fennel,
You think about it? Plan, eh ,,,
- Good morning, can I help you? - Dr, Morelli?
It's from here,
Um ,,, it's me,
- Thank you, - You are welcome,
- Hello, - Hello,
Arturo Cavalieri,
- Ah yes, hello, a lot of pleasure, - Hi my pleasure,
We are cultivating the raw material,
Guys, he is Arturo our new cooking teacher,
Pleasure, Luca, We here we make second-level cooking,
but she is a teacher of the second level?
Date of birth?
- Twenty-seven July '75, - Place?
Yes, come on, Federico, we'll have time then to know us better,
Good morning, it's Sandra, nice to meet you,
Very pleased, Sandra ,,, And you?
Er, no, for him physical contact it's not the best, is not it Guido?
True,
The hand is full of germs and transmits diseases,
Excuse me, I asked her if you are on the second level,
he did not answer me,
No, no, he is of the highest level,
he is a famous chef, student of the maestro Celso Conti,
I know someone here Googlato has you,
Yes, he worked in London, New York and Paris, 3 Michelin stars,
It became famous years ago, thanks to the "ll Melampo" restaurant,
Okay, Guido, then he will tell us,
No, let it continue, he is well informed,
Yes ,,, and moreover he has been arrested twice
for beatings and aggravated injury,
his last condemnation dates back to 201 7
and in the environment it is known for its impulsive character and ,,,
All right, enough, enough, enough,
you heard what he said the doctor,
It's part of the past, it's past water now,
Porca troia ,,, what the fuck!
They are boys with a syndrome of Asperger,
let's say a form of mild autism, even if, okay, in my opinion,
the definitions leave a little bit the time they find,
okay, something you read, right? You will be a little informed,
We hear some stereotypes,
Well, I know when they fall toothpicks on the ground
they count them right away with a look,
Yes, very funny,
Ah, with them though limits humor,
they are not very good to catch the jokes,
And even with metaphors, forget it,
he always calls things with their name, Come,
Questions?
What is my timetable exactly?
From 9:00 am to 1:00 am,
But, okay, here with all that that there is to do
it's not that right we are watching the clock,
Well, I do not like them very much the chatter,
so I would say to put it right away at work, eh?
Tell me what you want to do,
The chicken,
Oh no, no, come on, the chicken is for the undecided,
I read on a blog of a review
dell'amatriciana with balsamic vinegar,
- Oh yes? - Yup,
Good bullshit, Does not exist the amatriciana revisited,
how do you think of putting us balsamic vinegar
and make the phenomenon as if I had created something new,
Guido, he does not have it with you, eh,
No, I do not have it with you, I have it with some creative people,
If you want to get along with me
get on your head this thing,
Look, you're a little too aggressive so, eh,
No, I'm persuasive,
The world needs more a perfect spaghetti with tomato sauce
than a chocolate branzino, It's clear?
- Be clear,,, - Yes, yes,
Well done,
Hi, Celso,
Did not you have to do 6 months?
The alternative penalty, lnsegno kitchen for social services,
I requested a visit in jail, You refused it,
It would have been humiliating, you know,
And you preferred to humiliate me,
How are your children?
Good, They grow, multiply and they do not break the balls,
They do what they have to do earthworms,
Look ,,, look at soil,
After a century of cooking a bit of silence makes me good,
and the cardiologist is happy,
Nobody wants to give me more work,
at least none for which I want to work,
It does not surprise me ,,, So what?
I have to open my own restaurant, It is the only road,
Look, I did a lot of bullshit
and if there was a person who I did not have to disappoint that's you,
but I would like a second chance, - Let's say the fourth, the fifth,
I could have a loan if I had a guarantor,
It's just a signature, Celso, then I could walk with my legs,
nobody will ever come to ask you anything,
But what courage do you have to ask me A thing like that,
after all that happened, - Ok ,,,
If you do not help you're shit, if I help you it's worse,
I know you too well now,
Take care, master,
<- Thanks,>
<Chef! Chef!
Anvedi ,,, But they threw you out, You got?
Yup,
How nice, but I do that if they magnate in there!
But yes, but I'm gearing up,
I've got a couple of little things in my hands that slowly ,,,
Yes, slowly come back inside,
Aho, we're thinking of you, But you for those who are cooking,
For anyone, Mario ', I've made a lot of calls,
but now I'm crazy in the loop beating colleagues,
You are too strong for poor restaurants,
It is too ungracious pe 'the cool ones,
You should put it on your own,
And what did not I think? But do you give me the money?
No, but 'na cosetta pe' you I would have it,
Meaning?
I'm working with an entrepreneur, a certain Corradi,
It's a tough one and it's got hands also inside the restaurant,
Pijate er nummero, call it in my name,
This tea can help you, damme straight,
So, try it
and tell me exactly the ingredients I used,
The chicken?
And daje co '' s chicken, it's a fish soup, eh!
In addition to fish what I have put? What's inside?
You?
- To me the fish does shit, - Here,
Okay, I'll start, eh! So, there's bread, tomato ,,,
Then? You?
- Garlic? - Garlic! Good boy! Well, come on, then?
Laurel, thyme, marjoram, black pepper, onion ,,,
Bitch, you got them all right,
No! No, no, no, there is also rosemary, now they are all,
You wanted to exaggerate, see, rosemary is not there,
Rosemary is present though in minimum quantity, but it is present!
If I tell you it's not there, do not break, no?
There is rosemary,
And it should be, come on, some rosemary You put it there, right?
But I did not put it, because i I have to say bullshit, I'm sorry, eh,
This is the oil, - Stay calm, though,
Oh,,,
- Come on, you knew it, - No,
And what's your absolute taste?
And good Gui ,,,
Look, but in your opinion, Guido could you work in a restaurant?
No, but if he's afraid of a pat on one shoulder,
The pots are flying in the kitchen, it's hell, eh!
It could do the most the waiter, maybe,
He is the one that worries me more,
And why? It's a nuisance, but not it's not worse than others,
No, it's just that he has grandparents
and will have to learn soon to get by on your own,
I would like to help him, but I do not know how, - Do not look at me,
because at the moment I can not even help myself, then,
Come on, go ,,, the hour of air is over,
Can it be? Anybody in?
Who are you?
Arturo Cavalieri, We spoke yesterday by telephone,
Friend of Marione,
Oh yes! Sit down,
Thank you,
Marione guarantees me that you are a great chef,
And that you're okay, That's enough for me,
It is a work Temporary,
Ah! Determined how much?
the restaurants open and they close,
It depends on how the money runs,
Put another one here,
Come on guys, you're slow, come on! - Yes, Chef,
You make them march these first, or not?
- Yup, - Yes, Chef,
Come on come on,,, Full Power! Full Power!
Wait wait,,,
- Command, Chef, - Arrival,
Go, go, go, go ,,,
Come on come on come on, that there are 1 0 people
and we're already going to shit, come on!
Would you like some water?
Yes, maybe, thank you,
I do not know if anyone arrives This morning, It is raining,
How did you get here, you?
Meaning?
And, that is? You're a psychologist, you could be sitting in an armchair
at 70 euros per hour, instead stay here to move things,
Tell the truth, you are too to social services!
No, Look here the only criminal is you,
Come on! I'm serious,
I was partisan consultant in court,
I spent 4 years to say lies for a fee,
And then ,,, one day I get up and I decide to give up everything,
Ah ,,, And here are you better?
Here I feel safe,
Safe?
Yes, Safe, Because?
No, no, It's a good thing,
The forecasts underestimated the intensity of the rain,
Oh my God, Guido, Stay there, soak up everything, eh,
Guido, when there is a flood you are at home,
- Yup, - Come on, get the shirt off,
You took it all, eh?
Come on, let's dry up
and then you have a super chef at your disposal,
I would like to experiment the baccalà alla Fiorentina,
The recipe 506 by Pellegrino Artusi,
- Aho! - Hi Mario',
Hello,
- Do you offer me a cigarette? - Take,
Thank you,
There is Corradi who speaks to you, Quiet, stay out here,
Thank you,
Come on, I did it in 3 months become a true restaurant,
but take advantage of it, do not you?
Quiet, I do not send you pe 'street,
In fact, do you remember my friends? Those of the other week?
My members, You liked it, And there would be a restaurant ,,,
Yes, to close?
To open! A big investment ,,, Milan,
The restaurant of the Nuovo Imperial Hotel,
Salary tripled and as always white paper in the kitchen,
except on suppliers,
But this time ,,, I'll have to ask you a favor,
We have to open a society collateral
and none of us he can manage it,
You are asking me to do the figurehead?
Next week he graduates the son of one of the investors,
It is celebrated at the New lmperial and you'll be in the kitchen,
It is not an exam, Take it like a debut in society!
It will be an opportunity to put some signatures,
THE ALARM SOUNDS
Hello,
- Hello, - Hello,
- Hi, Lu,
Oh, where have you been? You had to help us cook,
I forgot,
But how did you forget? The boys went into crisis, eh!
Okay, come on, screen to apologize at least,
For once I arrive late, Nothing serious happened, right?
You drank?
Eh? You drank?
Oh, Arthur ,,, - Did you tell him?
Guido ,,, has a novelty, Come on, you tell him,
My application for participation at the Tuscany Young Chef
for aspiring Chef under 25, had a positive outcome,
What an ass,
- You should be happy, - Happy with that, sorry?
I passed the selection at a distance
thanks to the photo of the cod to Fiorentina,
Recipe number 506 by Pellegrino Artusi,
But what do you think you're going to do there, eh? Those eat you alive,
There's nobody waiting for you there that asks you if you understand or not,
There you must be awake, quick, son of a bitch,
Actually, listen to me, stay inside your house
that you avoid doing a figure of shit,
Okay, get away, go, Get out,
Go, please go, leave, I said go away, Go Go,
THE DOORBELL RINGS
I will have called you a hundred times, There is Guido who is locked in the bathroom,
And what have I got to do with it?
Guido are you there?
Look, I'm here with Arturo, Are you there?
Come on, Guido, what are you doing? Do you shut up in the bathroom?
Make grandparents worry, come on, I understand, all right,
Today I exaggerated and I beg your pardon, OK sorry,
But now open door, come on!
So, Guido! - What are you doing? Calm down,
Yes, madam lvana, Excuse him,
It's that we are all a little worried,
I want to go to the competition, I want to go to the competition,
I want to go to the competition!
Yes, yes, you will go to the competition and you will do your best, All right?
But now open ,,,
We leave Wednesday at 1 5,30, agree?
But let's start who?
Did not you see the card? I have referred you as a Tutor,
- I do not understand, - As my companion,
lo to the contest with that! Do not even think about it,
And then I have a commitment on Sunday,
Exactly, The contest ends on Saturday,
I need time, I have to study a menu,
I'll take care of you authorization
from the social worker for the trip,
- Just a piece of paper is enough, - It's my last week,
You could give me some respite, or not?
Look, this is the first time Guido he does something on his own initiative
and it seems that the desire to bring until the end,
Then they will send him away immediately,
After the first test, the second one, I do not know, I do not know ,,,
Of course, no wine or alcoholic beverages,
I do not want other things do not even mention,
I'm happy, madam, of have made a good impression,
Try to understand, It is the first journey that does without us,
But we trust Anna and Guido, She speaks well of her,
Oh yes? And what does he say? That says?
Which is always nervous and use the bad words,
but that with her he learns a lot,
Guido!
So, are we ready? - Yup,
Well, then we go, eh! The car is ready out ,,,
Maybe it was that simple!
Guido is only going up ,,, on this one,
It's mine, Only on this one feels safe,
Look, he has never betrayed us,
It has a good driving comfort and if he does not hurry, he arrives,
Like the other machines, - What does he want to sell me?
- No, no, no, absolutely, - Do you have a driving license?
Pink leaf, Theory outdated ,,, Zero errors,
Ah! Practice?
Well, there ,,, if there is some traffic, crashes,
MUSIC OF THE CARDBOARD TlGER MAN
You're overtaking again the speed limit, eh?
You know how? We departed only 29 hours in advance,
I'm afraid of arriving a little late,
The unexpected they can always happen,
Sure!
Guido, but I can not do it all the way like this, eh?
Can we change at least 'I'm CD?
It's the original soundtrack! You do not like it?
No, It's on my nerves, It's the last one Once we hear it, ok?
I can not believe it, But look at you 's face de ,,,
Arturo, in this section overtaking is forbidden,
SQUlLLA lL CELLULAR
Hello, Marione! Hello Beautiful, No, I have a commitment tomorrow morning,
No, not in Rome, in Chiusi, at the Tenuta Dolciano,
I'm not taking it lightly, I have time to make the menu,
Do not worry, Yup,
Look, probably Tomorrow I'll go back to Rome
and we'll talk calmly, ok?
All right, Hi Mario', Hello Beautiful, Bye Bye,
What's up now?
I heard you, You said you'll come back tomorrow night,
You think I will not pass not even the first trial,
Guido, I said "probably, probably",
What can I do to recover?
You could let me drive,
Not now, But later, yes,
And when?
Ah, I do not know, Further on, Guido, Further on,
Oh! You need to change water to fish?
To pee? Urinate? Urinate? - Ah!
And from Guido, but at least twenty of these figurative expressions
memorize them, I say it for you,
I prefer it anyway do it outdoors,
Grandma tells me that in public baths
parasites can be taken,
Yes ,,, All right, I'm going to drink something, piss,
I take the crabs and go back, All right?
Regà, enough, Do the serious,
He took it, oh!
Mamma mia, regà!
- Hello, - Hello,
I was doing well,
Eh ,,, I do not know, I do not know,
Before, Clutch, Second, Clutch, Third, Clutch,
Guido, and come on, stop! You broke me, did not you?
Um ,,, Look a little outside, - Yup,
Are those harlots?
Whores, Sir,
How much are they worth?
How much they are worth, I do not know, How much do they cost?
Yup,
So, on the road, 20/30 euros for a blowjob,
But even less,
Have you ever been there?
Not with a road, let's say, Yes, but you're curious, you, eh?
I do not come to ask you how many times you hate it,
or if you watch porn online,
Manuel had taught me how to do,
He is an expert, chat with three porn divas,
Ah, though!
The grandfather discovered me, but he did not say anything,
Grandma had him put the parental filter,
Arturo, there is little to laugh, I liked,
And I believe it!
Always been a convinced supporter of masturbation, always!
When do you let me drive?
- And come on, later, I do not know, After, - I want to learn how to drive,
If I take the car, I find it a job, a girl and I get married,
So the grandmother stops crying the night,
If I get married, I've solved,
First I take the car, first I get married
and before that the grandparents stop thinking at the end,
Come on, come on, come on!
But you do not have a hand, eh?
But you're autistic, or paraculo you?
There is a very strong smell, You do not hear?
No! What's up?
- (Coughs) Permethrin, - That?
Yes, Permethrin, A pyrethroid, A synthetic pyrethroid,
They passed the antitarlo very recently,
And so?
They passed the antitarlo, There is too strong a smell,
I can not sleep here,
You're joking, right?
Nobody had ever complained of a room too restructured,
But there are some rooms still to be restored,
We can prepare one, but for tomorrow,
Magnificent, no?
No, we do not have a room, today we sleep in the car,
Yup,
All right, I'll pass Arturo, Hello,
Listen, Anna, we had a problem with the room, okay?
Eh, why? It's a long story,
Permethrin problem, synthetic pyrethroids, All a ,,,
- Permethrin, - Permethrin, I told him so,
And ,,, then I'll explain to you, I'll tell you later,
Anna, I'd like to see you in this situation, come on!
Then I'll tell you, come on, Hello, bye, bye ,,, And what a hell!
- It's all OK? - Yup,
- Good ,,, Goodnight, - Good night,
Did you put the handbrake on?
ARTURO METTE THE HAND BRAKE
Arturo!
All I would have expected to see, except you,
Are you here because you have something to do with it?
It's a long story, You?
Until yesterday I was hoping not,
But then I was forced, I am President of the Jury,
You know how it is, the contest is sponsored by my publisher ,,,
Chef Marinari, born in Brazil, national in Italy,
Four Michelin stars, Author and host of numerous programs,
Even if someone has defined it
the typical example of a media chef vain,
that now no longer sets foot in a real kitchen,
He put you in focus big, eh?
Pleasure! Guido Sernesi, I'm one of the selected competitors,
Sorry, but the media chef vain has its obligations,
Yup,
I recommend, Guido, See you soon,
Yup,
Come on!
But why did not you take it before?
I won the previous 3 starts,
And so? But what do you make me win on purpose?
For me is the same,
Guido, damn bitch! Which means it's the same, eh?
What did you come here to do here? if it's the same?
I am here because I want to win the stage
and not to prevail over others, Because if I win the internship
they pay me, I buy the car and I find a girlfriend,
Ah, it's automatic, you win the stage and you win the girlfriend too,
- Yup, - It's included, basically,
- Yup, - Ah ,,,
THE FISCHIA SPEAKER
- Nervous? - Slightly, less than expected,
Good evening, good evening, Friends, friends, colleagues ,,,
Welcome to the sixth edition of the Toscana Young Chef competition,
A nice applause!
Today begins the two days of eliminatory phase
which will bring two of you to challenge each other in the great final on Saturday,
You all know very well
that the theme of the contest is the Tuscan cuisine
and that every test
allows a maximum of 3 time outs with your tutors
that can only give you a vocal consultation, Are we intended?
- Yes, Chef! - Yup!
As a first try, you will taste a series of dishes,
For each of these dishes you will have to write
all the ingredients on the block notes that you have in front of you,
What an ass, Guido,
It seems to me that it's all very clear,
Yes, Chef!
Then we will start with a special ribollita,
a personal interpretation of mine
of this timeless medieval classic,
Girls! Let's go in! A nice applause for the girls,
An advice, do not get too used to it to these beautiful locations,
because tomorrow ,,, only 1 0 of you will occupy them,
Where are you going? Where are you going? Where you go?
- Oh! - Eh!
What the fuck is jumping in your mind?
There is too much confusion and we are too close,
I would prefer to play here proof,
Arturo, maybe it's better if you take it away,
My boyfriend asks to support the test under the colonnade,
Arturo, come on, what are you saying?
But we're not ridiculous, please, Can not be done,
Ah, no! And who says? The regulation?
I want to see where it is written
that the test can not be carried out under the colonnade,
I'm not leaving until you let me see it,
But stay calm, ok?
The regulation does not prohibit to carry out this test
away from the station, Then,,,
- Come on! - Yup,
Go to the stopwatch, Five minutes from now,
It seems strange to me, maybe we had to think about it before,
It seems very strange to me,
Time Out!
- Time Out! - Time Out!
Time Out!
- Time Out! - Time Out!
Thank you,
I also take this one,
Matteo Pandino, Laura Crispi, Gloria Grancio,
Diego Caramassi and Guido Sernesi, Good, congratulations!
<- Bravo, my love, Cioa,> <- Hello, Guido, See you tomorrow,>
See you tomorrow,
Do you drink something with me?
Come on! Show me company,
This is the time of the wolf, I always go in crisis,
Same to me too, Bring two,
I read your boyfriend's card, Opera San Donato, What are you doing there?
Social services, You're happy?
What did you do?
The usual habit, I sent one to the hospital,
Only this was not an asshole like you,
I could also avoid it to end up inside,
You really think again that I have cheated you?
All on my account,
You were no longer a reliable partner, You know very well,
You were just waiting for me the right time to get me out,
However I am also grateful,
I owe the fourth star to you,
I wanted to show that I was the best and I swept,
Now, if you allow, I would like to help you,
Mmm ,,, And how, do we hear?
Your boyfriend has some skills, but it does not have many possibilities,
this is evident,
For him to arrive in the final it would already be a miracle,
as President of the Jury,
I can put a good word with the other judges,
It would also pass as ,,, a merit of yours, right?
My boyfriend can get away with it even alone,
If you say so ,,, mine was alone a declaration of peace,
Your charity is not required, Thanks for the Whiskey,
It was a pleasure to find you again, Equal to always,
LISTEN TO THE RADLE
We have already traveled 58 kilometers,
- We're almost there, - Yup,
- Arturo? - Eh?
But when it is written "enough" in a recipe,
precisely what does it mean?
What does it mean? Enough, how much is enough!
And how much is enough how is it established?
You establish it, You decide it, You must hear it,
The difference is all there,
otherwise they would all be good, no? Eh!
And so you can not measure?
Guido, stop it! That's enough, That's enough!
<- Hello, Guido,> <- Guido!>
<- Hello, Guido!>
(All) Guido! Guido! Guido! Guido! Guido!
<(All) Guido! Guido! Guido!>
Guido! Guido! Guido!
It was all like 20 years ago,
Then listen, feel that music, feel that nice mess,
feel like everything melts, Smells, tastes, people,
Live stuff,
Not like those restaurants which opens Marinari
that look like operating rooms, indeed the morgues,
We die inside,
The life,,,
Live stuff!
Active the browser?
No, no, I was thinking of going to find a person nearby,
Without warning it?
There is no need,
Dad, I'll introduce Guido,
Ah, Yes ,,, Pleasure!
Come on, do not look at me with that face,
I know, I wanted to come first, but I had to do,
Especially in the last few months,
He wanted me to be a lawyer ,,, or the doctor,
he and we never understood each other,
However, when he left, I found this among his things,
Do you realize?
Perhaps we could understand each other even alive, no?
Yup,
But you must tell me now something of your father's,
Paolo Sernesi, October 22nd, '67, Computer expert,
Dai Guido, something more interesting, up!
When my mother was sick he was at work, always,
He always got angry with me, Then he left,
Nice asshole! But he knew you were ,,,
- Asperger? - Eh!
No,
He thought I was stupid,
- He did not even understand you, - No,
So, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect,
Perfect, So, so, so, Very good, Good boy!
- Am I going well? - Very well, Very well,
Traffic is increasing,
It's just a car, Guido, Which traffic? Be calm,
Arturo, traffic is increasing,
Stay calm, It's a single car, calmly, Slowly,
Keep right, Calmly, Not too much, not too much, It's passed,
Perfect! It's gone, have you seen? Oh! Did you see? It went well, no?
Fuck!
Calm, eh! It's bigger, Keep right,
- This is big, - Keep your right hand,
He holds his, - Arturo, I'm scared,
Calm, it's passing, Keep it ,,, like this, like this,
Do "hello, hello" with the little hand, Bye Bye!
- Bye Bye! - Bye Bye,
It is gone, Done, Did you see? Good boy,
Mamma Mia! A proper cesarean section!
That's enough, Bravo, Guido, Very good, It's gone, go,
But now he pulls together, give me the courtesy, Careful!
I approached too much,
Whore,
Yes, yes, It must have the axle shaft,
Fortunately, I have an old one to disassemble,
It will take 2, 3 hours, but do not come first though,
No, no ,,,
And his friend? Does not it come down?
Yes, Yes, all right, Now I'll tell him, Hello,
- Who was? - It was Anna,
- Anna? - Yup,
And what did he want?
He says he tried to call you, but it is always off,
- And what did you say? - I told her about the accident,
- How did you tell her about the accident? - Yup,
But do not worry because I have them said it was not your fault,
- Ah, ok, good! - That I was driving,
OK'! We saw the village,
Very beautiful, all very characteristic,
Let's see if it's ready 'is a car, now, come on!
Hi, Guido!
- Who is? - It's Giulietta,
- Who is it? - A girl from the competition,
He sent me a kiss, Did you see? Do you like me?
I do not know, Anything could happen,
Apart from that you dress up with shit, You're a nice little boy,
Did you understand,,,
Arturo, did you close the car?
Yes, Guido, I closed the car,
And the handbrake, did you put it?
Listen, do something, Go check you, go, Go,
Arturo, Where is Guido?
Is coming, What are you doing here?
But what am I doing here? You had an accident,
do not answer me on the phone and you ask me what I'm doing here,
Look, I got one responsibility also with grandparents,
Anna! Are you there too?
Oh! Hi, Guido,
Hey,,,
Yes, I came because ,,,
there is someone who makes me worry more than expected,
Yes, Maybe there is someone who cares more than they should?
We are going to put the uniform, - Yup,
See you at the test?
Er ,,, Yes, of course! See you at the test, Hello,
The classic of today is aquaculture,
Go to the stopwatch!
Come on come on,
Time out!
- Hey ,,, You're slow, - Yup,
Do not worry about that that you have around,
You do not have to be afraid of anything, Do not be intimidated,
It's a dish you do with your eyes closed this!
Take care of everything, You have to change gear,
Come on, Guido! Full Power!
Full Power? Full power, Do I raise the flame?
What a flame? You must be at full power,
You have to give the maximum, It is a battle cry, No?
Power! Repeat it with me, Full Power,
- Full Power, - I did not hear you,
Full Power! Full Power! Full Power!
Come on, now go, Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Full Power! Full Power!
And finally tasting the dish of Guido Sernesi,
l competitors who pass to the great final of tomorrow
I'm Diego Caramassi ,,, and Guido Sernesi,
Yay!
KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
- Are you there? - Ssh ,,,
But who sleeps? What are we doing? Do we wake him up?
- Eh? - No, I say, Do we wake him up?
No, no, no, Let him sleep, he had a very full day,
What have you done?
Mind your own business that are our things,
- Come on, tell me, - No,
OK',
You are beautiful,
- Thing? - Anything,
- The table is ready, Please, take a seat, - Thank you,
Here is your friend Marinari,
If I had known to find it again here, I do not know,
maybe the jail was better, - Even?
Oh yes, eh!
But what happened between you?
Two students are the favorite ones of a great teacher, Celso Conti,
become friends, partners, almost brothers
and open a restaurant together,
One has a great talent ,,, the other is smarter,
One is thrown away, the other sells better,
One is distracted
and the other takes advantage of it for take away the shares of the restaurant,
A story as old as the world,
Finished with one pushing the other in the cold room,
I read this,
But then to go to jail you've committed yourself further, no?
Celsus had helped me to get back on the track
with a very important restaurant,
but now I had lost the control and ,,,
I took it with the owner, A little too much,
You do not tell me anything?
And I do not know, Do you want to be pitied?
Boh ,,, You're the psychologist,
Although, in my opinion, they should get you out of the register,
And why?
Because? You sent me here with Guido,
You have entrusted a risk subject to one even more at risk,
Well ,,, Maybe I entrusted you to him,
Why did you trust?
Wait up! I tell you: for the law of large numbers,
One who has done so many crap in his life,
at least one good thing, sooner or later, he will have to do it, right? And now,
Sorry, I thought,
At what?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I do not know, it's weird,
In these cases, usually ,,, I immediately look for clothes and a door,
You should do it now too, Guido is alone,
I understood, I understood, Poor Arturo!
Did you understand what?
You only wanted my body, I'm one for one night and away,
Do you want to be reassured?
You're the psychologist!
- We'll talk quietly, okay? - Agree,
- Go to Guido, - Yup,
- Go, - I'm going to Guido,
Go,
KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
- Who is it? - Arturo,
Is not it a little early to talk about it?
- Guido is not in the room, - As?
- I'll wait for you down, - Arrival!
Fuck!
I'm sorry, I started it my turn an hour ago
and I did not see him go by,
- Anything, He does not answer, - Okay, let's stay calm,
as much as you want it to be, come on,
No, it's that boy you have problems,
He can not go around alone, - Do you want me to call the police?
No, no, Not for now,
Here they know us, We can at least ,,,
But no, I said no! It's no, eh! Okay, let's go look for him, come on!
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, Look, we're two stupid, we are!
We did not have to leave it alone,
But if you're so upset because you do not Did you call the carabinieri?
Forget it, we can not,
Because? What does it mean, we can not?
Because I never asked authorization, okay?
But what authorization?
The one to get you here with him,
There were no more times and I did not even request it,
- Are you out of your mind? - Well, I was wrong, All right!
I was wrong!
But in my work, that's it always given everything to the bureaucracy,
never combine a nice fuck about nothing,
No, tell me you're joking? I can not believe it,
- Okay, let's think about Guido now, right? - Let's think about Guido,
Sorry, I crossed him a lonely boy coming out,
More or less an hour ago,
He had a shirt with a design of a chili pepper,
No, but he does not dress like that,
No, no, wait, A T-shirt? With the design of a chili?
Yup,
That?
Here we go, Thank you, Come come,
Hello,
And for me? - Yup,
Thank you, So cute,,,
Look, it's very late, Thanks anyway, really, Thank you,
Oh! What are you doing? Give me up! You hurt me, Give me up,
Oh! Oh! What are you doing? Leave it alone!
- Calm down, eh! Keep calm, - Calm down? But did you see what he did?
- I saw it, but keep calm, - Arturo ,,,
Um ,,, The boy is with us, I'm the psychologist who follows him,
And then he really follows him,
Because this has put here hands on my daughter,
- OK', Quiet, come on, - I'm sorry, Are you OK?
Yes, there's no problem,
You told me you liked it!
You told me that I could like it!
Things are sometimes said even so, Guido, I'm sorry,
Sorry, come on, Come on, Guido, Guido,
I know you're sick, I know, But you too, sorry, eh,
You do not know her, maybe she's engaged
and then you show up here, at this time, he's working, he's tired,
It's not like that, Guido, Do not do this, come on!
It takes time,
However, it does not hurt you the shirt, eh?
It is my favourite, I do not know if I give it to you,
What do you say, how are you?
You're beautiful, Guido,
Of course, on the moccasin and terry socks
we have to work a little bit again, eh?
Aho, but I've been calling you since yesterday,
But I do not know a call center, but do you respond to me?
But then pe 'will find a place I know mad,
What the fuck are you doing here?
There are news and even urgent, We must leave immediately for Milan,
The dinner was early See you tomorrow,
because Sunday they have to leave ' for business,
But it does not exist, I have a commitment here tomorrow,
Um, and disengaged, See that Corradi has exhibited himself,
If you make the thing salty, those do not more of you, good-bye restaurant,
What are you saying? I call him Corradi, Come on!
You know me,
Those are not waiting for the chef that 'na time was starry,
Arturo, wake up,
You have to sign off on that dick de sheet,
You must head that company, It's mejo pe 'you,
They have us in line pe 'replacements,
Arturo ,,, think with your head,
Of course, yes, yes,
Oh, I understand, Yes, all right,
You do it for him, Celso, not for me,
Hello,
Celso can be good how much do you want,
But Guido does not need to of a tutor, he needs you,
It's my last train, Anna, I can not lose it,
Yes, A train that arrives one day in advance
and it does not even wait for you,
I have no choice,
And then go, go!
Take your shortcuts of fucking, Go!
I have a test tomorrow too very important,
You'll see that with Celso you'll be fine,
It's a big one, you know? I can go? I'm going quiet, can I?
Tell me yes, please, Guido,
Yup,
Make sure he always has well understood,
And then he suffers a lot of stress, the noise,
Good, We have something in common,
Thanks, Celso,
No thank you, I am grateful to you
if it really is the last favor that you ask me,
The penultimate! I need your car,
- But is it really necessary? - Yes, But I'll leave this to you,
See ,,, the plant should be choppy,
You have to remove the flower, otherwise the leaves do not grow,
'Day,
Look at that kitchen, tie ',
He is the sous chef,
- Hello, - Hi, nice to meet you,
My pleasure,
Finally! Welcome,
It's all OK? - Yup,
- Sure? - Yes, yes,
Are you tired? Us tonight we have to do the bang eh, you know?
Go to rest a little, go, It goes!
Thank you,
Aho, all right?
Yes, yes,
SQUlLLA lL CELLULAR
Hello,
Hi Guido, are you alright?
Yup,
Did something happen?
No,
So what did you want to say?
ln good luck ,,, for your test tonight,
Cracks!
Good luck to you too for the final,
Full Power,
Sure,,, Full Power to you too, eh!
,
<- Come on, Guido, come on!> <- Guido! Guido! Guido!>
<Come on, my love, come on! Come on! '
Thank you,
Here we go,
Go,
A nice applause to our girls,
A nice applause,
Today the work is simpler, they will be faster,
Today I am pleased to report you that we have with us
one of the greatest performers of Italian cuisine
of the last decades: Celso Conti!
All of you surely you know very well
that Celso was my teacher, Thank you, Thanks, Celso,
I owe you everything,
I hope that at the end of the race you will do us the honor to intervene,
And anyway now let's go to the grand finale, The last test,
You have 90 minutes of time
to prepare a Timballo de 'Medici,
in my personal review, Go to the stopwatch,
Time out!
- It seems a little too liquid, - Yes, it's a little too liquid,
I recommend concentrated, eh, you're in the final,
you are one step away from the victory!
Diego, Guido, looks like both you did a great job,
You just have to complete the work,
What's up, Guido?
You must complete the timbale, You know, do not you?
They must be used all the ingredients,
Cocoa is missing, - Time out!
If you put it, you win,
You would not put it,
It does not matter what I would do, Now you have to decide yourself,
Yup,
You are the chef,
Yup,
So, Guido? What we want to do?
What does it mean, Guido?
We are in a contest and there are rules,
The world needs more a perfect spaghetti with tomato sauce,
than a chocolate sea bass,
And who says?
My teacher, Chef Arturo Cavalieri,
Very well, I believe we do not have not even need tasting,
We have a great promise here of Italian cuisine:
Diego Caramassi, Congratulations, sample,
Do not steal too many customers,
And now we can proceed at the prize, rightly,
Master! That honor, Do you want to give the prize?
We deliver the prize, Come on let's go,
Come on, girls, fast,
Diego Caramassi, competition champion
Tuscany Young Chef!
Great, Good boy,
As honorary president of the jury,
I publicly state that cocoa in the timbale it is pure heresy,
Holy words, master!
But now go easy, that it is already the third portion you eat,
If I like something, I can not resist,
No, wait,
Juliet?
Do you want some?
No, now I do not want to,
- Yup,,, - Thanks anyway,
All right, then, then, bye, - I taste it,
Thank you,
You are welcome,
- Hello, - Hello,
- It's good, - Yes good,
Have you made peace, Guido?
Enough,
And anyway, dear Celsus, you do not have seen the face of Marinari
how he looked at you as you went away with the timbale in hand!
You looked like the Dalai Lama, fuck!
Boy, have respect for your teacher, eh?
That was juxtaposed to propose a job,
Yes, you wanted to get me involved in the big earthworm business?
Good morning, Welcome! Please follow me,
Table for three, I leave the menu,
Now we slice the onion, all right?
No, this is Piero!
Are you tasting me here?
Good continuation, see you later,
Mary, sorry, I recommend, eh?
With your language, a little too colorful, eh?
Luca, sorry, The beard, Tomorrow you shave, eh?
- Hi Luca, Celso! - Ohi,
- Hello, Arturo? - Hello, Is in the kitchen,
- I accompany you? - No, no,
- Mr, Celso? - Arrival,
- Do you check the pasta? - Yup,
Hello,
Look, there's Guido's grandfather in the hospital,
This time it seems is really serious,
It would be good for Guido to see it,
I'll accompany him, ok?
Ok,
Hello, - Hello,
Gonna die?
It has a hard peel,
The rind? The rind have it lemons and citrus fruits in general,
Come on, Guido! I wanted to say that it's a strong one,
a tough guy, he's a guy who can fight, come on!
But in these cases, how is it done?
To do that?
And what am I to tell my grandfather?
Ah! And ,,, and what do you have to say? You have to tell him what you feel,
That you love him, that ,,, that surely will come out of it,
that will recover soon, that ,,,
Full Power?
Yup! Full Power!
Full Power!