Passport,
Test, test,
Belarusian friends, I
remind you that your
visa is only valid for
three days and only for Poland,
Any infraction will be severely punished,
Dude,
Come on, I'll put on my music,
- That will be 50 zlotys, - What ?
- What are you doing ? - We have a five-hour drive,
We're not going to deal with this shit!
"Shit",,,
Well pronounced!
For 50 zlotys, we go all out!
Are you going,,, to a concert?
- What ? - Dancing somewhere?
What ?
In France,
Long live France !
France !
It is quiet,
Caramel cream,
Bordeaux,
What ?
Bordeaux,
Chocolate bread !
Camembert!
Laughing cow !
The Laughing Cow is bullshit!
Drop the boat! Mikhail!
Mish,,,
Mikhail!
Micha!
Hello ?
Mikhail?
No Madam,,,
It's Alexei,
Illegal immigrant ?
Are you illegal?
Did you enter illegally?
It's not a problem,
How did you get here?
Eight days to arrive in France,
Sit down,
Where did you learn French ?
Movies,
Where are you from ?
Belarus, Liozna,
Do you have any special signs?
Other tattoos?
Do you have a motor deficit, whatever ?
No,
Do you have relatives?
Someone to alert in case of problems?
No,
Are you ready to take risks?
Whoever is afraid stays at home,
Undress,
Even the socks, the underwear,
Lawyers,
CEO,
soldiers of the Red Army,
fascists,
bums,,,
I don't care who you were,
Here,
everyone has a chance,
You have a few days to prove yourself,
with your muscles and your hearts,
Welcome to the Foreign Legion,
Cleared,
It's not your day today!
Cleared,
No omelette this morning?
Andy,
It seems your sister has amazing tits,
That's true ?
Have you seen them?
It's Stéphane who's been talking about it since this morning,
Why are you bringing me into this?
Andy,
You knew that the selected candidates, Are they given a French first name?
You're going to have to call
Andrew,
A real stupid name,
Francesco, leave him alone, He doesn't understand a word of French,
First name François, no better,
First name François also stupid,
You completely abandon yourself,
Look with your heart,
not with your eyes,
Heart,
Heart !
Turn around !
Heart !
Come on !
Faster !
Layers !
Run!
Faster !
Go! Go! Go !
Come on !
Make a decision!
If you stop to think, you're already dead,
You're not a nerd, you're a soldier!
A soldier !
Come on !
Run!
Run, run, run!
Come on !
Together,
Always stay together!
No one is left behind!
Now run!
Come on !
Faster !
Come on !
Come on ! Faster !
I only do it because you're good,
And because I'm much better,
We're slowing down!
Together, always together!
One last acceleration!
Until your lungs explode!
041!
At your service !
073!
At your service !
012!
At your service !
021!
At your service !
037!
At your service !
Heads up,
119!
At your service !
From today, you are legionnaires
in the service of the French Republic!
You are entitled to a residence permit,
You can change your
first and last name,
In five years, it will be
the French passport,
Hi guys, we're here for the interview,
You can start spinning, please ?
We're going to put microphones on you,
Try speaking one by one,
OK ?
My name is Rachel Woods, I work for Vice US,
We are here with the number one enemy of the Nigerian government,
Where the hell are they going?
Are you filming?
We are MEND,
The Niger Delta Emancipation Movement,
We are the MEND!
Why do you want me to stay?
I need you in the village,
I will leave, Jomo,
And you ? What will you become here?
No,
I'm not going to hide this time,
Ready ?
I am here to represent men and women
who refuse to die of ignorance,
of hunger and thirst,
Foreigners,
the resources that sustain us disappear
because of your exploitation,
with the complicity of our corrupt government,
In twenty years, when there is no more oil,
you will leave us with devastated lands and polluted waters,
without fish or land to cultivate,
We will have nothing left,
For a long time,
we turned the other cheek,
NOW,
our eyes are open,
We will not follow the way of our fathers,
We will not be slaves,
and we will not be peaceful,
This time,
you will obey,
Let's go,
Have you ever wondered what would have become of you?
if you were born on the other side, among white people?
I would have been a dealer,
Elegant, with a beautiful uniform,
Observe the joy and drama of others, without anything ever happening to me,
Like an angel ?
Serene as an angel,
And you ?
I would be a dancer, in a nightclub,
A Disco Boy!
When you and your sister dance, you are quite a number,
When she was eight
years old, she went to town,
She spent the whole day there,
All alone,
She didn't come home until the evening,
We looked for her everywhere but she
reappeared, Like nothing ever happened,
She wanted to see the city,
Whore !
We are only here for work,
If you want, we can pay you,
We have to get out of here!
Stand up !
Move on !
Alex,
Faster !
We have to go back to the village,
It smells burnt,
Come on, let's see,
Do not move !
This is A10, Operation Delta, We are in front of a village on fire,
Control of the situation,
There are women and children,
we ask for authorization to help,
Alpha 10, negative, We stick to the mission,
I repeat, there are women and children,
Negative, Alpha 10, priority to French hostages,
What do we do ?
Order to continue the mission and release the hostages,
Are you okay, Alex?
How are you,
It's that smell,
Alex?
Get down!
Holy shit!
I'm going to cross the river,
When I'm in position, fire non-stop,
Do not shoot at eye level, they have the hostages,
The fags!
Wash your balls!
What are you doing this week-end ?
We leave ?
I follow you,
Whore, I have one of those desires to fuck!
I would even fuck your mother, André!
She's cute with her mustache,
Son of a bitch!
Shall we go to Paris?
Casino?
Nightclub ?
Strip club?
You hear ?
Here we go ?
In France, girls,
Do you prefer tangas or panties?
Anything,
Because Andy prefers tangas!
Shut up !
The most dangerous for a soldier, It's when he's on leave,
It's true ?
Shouldn't we put on some music?
Come on, wine and host!
Come on !
A,
Two,
Health !
We are going to dance ?
- Aren't you coming with us? - My knee hurts, I'm staying at the bar,
Go without me,
The same ?
Bordeaux,
What ?
Bordeaux,
Make two glasses,
Did you freak out or what?
Alex!
I don't want any of your shit,
Get lost, asshole!
Alex!
Wake up !
- Are you okay, Alex? - How are you,
Legio! Patria! Nostra!
In the war,
we are peace,
In a mess,
we are
the light,
In doubt,
we are the reason,
The Legion is your new birth,
The Legion is your only family,
What are you doing ?
I'm looking for someone,
Dude, it's a party,
Go away,
Hold on,
Do your tattoos tell the truth?
An orphan,
Do you read tattoos?
I was in jail,
Come on, I'll buy you a drink,
What do you take ?
Bordeaux,
Nobody drinks Bordeaux anymore,
It's all mine,
It's been a few years,
And before ?
You don't have to answer,
Diamond trafficking,
My wife loved it,
Why are you gone ?
I got tired of it,
I had a friend,
Unlucky comrade,
We thought it would be better,
We were wrong,
Yesterday I saw a black girl dancing on the podium,
So what ?
You know her ?
Manuela?
She is new, I do not know much,
She stays at Eden,
not far from here,
A nest of undocumented immigrants,
There are plenty
and suddenly, it turns,
What did you do to your eye?
Forty euros a night,
I'm looking for a girl,
Manuela,
Room 36,
There is someone ?
Hello ?
Legionnaires, stop!
We must forget the cold,
And to forget the cold,
you have to forget the heat,
The barracks are there,
But she will wait,
You do not know how to sing ?
Legionnaires, keep singing!
Comrades,
I think we have someone very hot here,
We need to sober him up,
Francis! Max! Nicholas!
Undress Alex!
Alex,
A few years in the Legion,
and you will have the chance to have French nationality,
You will be an Alex Dupont,
You will fall in love with a woman from here,
Your children will go to a good school,
You're a good soldier,
Out of here without papers,
you're nothing,
You are a ghost,
an illegal immigrant,