Woo-hoo!
Hmm?
Woo-hoo!
Ah, who could forget the tale of Cinderella's fifteenth birthday?
Wait, is that today?
Bears, why didn't you remind me?
That was tough, brothers,
But totally worth it,
Yeah, because after all that work, now we have…
Only four potatoes?
How are we going to decide who gets to eat them?
Well, we could use math,
All we have to do is divide up the potatoes and share,
-Mine! -I want it,
-It's mine, -Mine,
-It's mine, -Give it to me!
Bears, am I glad I bumped into you,
Any chance you can throw a party for Cinderella's fifteenth birthday?
-Huh? -A party?
I was going to do it, but my stupid wand is busted,
Why won't you work?
Whoa!
I've got to find a place to get a new OS installed,
OS?
Occult System? Hello!
I need you to throw the greatest party a teenage girl has ever had,
And we just need to find more potatoes,
Four spuds, seven bears,
The math just does not work,
Please,
If you help me, I'll pay you back everything you give up a thousandfold!
A thousand?
Yep, a thousand is more than four,
It's a deal!
Yahoo!
We scratch your butt, you scratch ours?
Uh…
Thank you, bears,
I'll be back by moonrise,
Bye,
All right! I think!
This is going to be the easiest way to get a thousand potatoes ever, brothers!
A thousand potatoes!
Now, what's a birthday party?
Why, Sir Sweepsalot,
Check out those moves,
Oh!
Sir Sweepsalot, a kiss?
I didn't say stop,
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Um, Cinderella?
What? What are you doing here, bears?
We're here to help you with your birthday party,
But where's Fairy?
Fairy's going to scratch our butts, so she went somewhere,
Have you ever put on a quinceañera?
-A quincean-what-a? -Uh…
A quinceañera,
It's a fabulous party that happens in my kingdom
when a princess turns fifteen,
Oh yeah!
No idea what that is,
Good thing I've been planning for it my whole life,
Oh, don't worry, I've practically taken care of everything,
My dress, the invites,
I just need a few more things,
Ah, yes, here,
Lights, twinkly, that'll make the whole forest sparkle,
Um, okay, Guess that shouldn't be too hard to find, Come on, brothers,
And also food,
I've always dreamed of having home-baked goodies at my quinceañera,
Okay,
Anything else?
Nope, that's it,
Oh, and music,
Beautiful and enchanted,
Thank you, bears,
Thought you said getting these potatoes was gonna be easy,
Now, where are we supposed to find twinkly lights?
Yeah, it's not the kind of thing you just find floating around the forest--
Huh?
Great Crystal Potato!
Twinkly lights just floating around the forest!
Quick, catch them!
Come on!
Woo-hoo!
Oh, bears,
Welcome to my home,
I mean, pile of dirt I sleep in,
Prince Charmless!
Great to see…
I mean, smell you,
We need these twinkly lights,
Huh?
Oh, then you're going to need my socks,
For some weird reason, bugs love them,
Wow,
Can we have them?
My royal stockings?
No, I've had them since I was a baby,
Never even washed them once,
Wow,
What if we swapped them for something like, uh…
-Ha! -Hmm?
…four potatoes,
What?!
Brothers, remember what the Fairy promised,
Throw this party and we get even more potatoes,
I've crunched the numbers, He's right,
Deal!
-Here you go, Four raw potatoes, -Hmm?
Mmm, okay, I could use a little grub,
They're all yours,
Come on, brothers!
-Onward! -Yay!
Now we need to find food,
Not just any food,
Somehow, we have to find home-baked goodies just lying around,
-Look! -Huh?
Home-baked goodies just lying around, Come on!
-Yay! -This is our lucky day,
-Get 'em! -Yay!
Huh?
There they are! We're almost there!
Uh-oh,
Whoa!
Oh,
Woo-hoo!
I made it,
Whoa!
Little Red, one, Wolf, zero,
No, Little Red, You caught a bear, not a wolf,
Well, muddle my muffins, bearsies,
I had no idea, Hmm,
You caught me testing out my sweet new trap,
the Wolf Destroyer 5000,
Speaking of sweet, can we have some of your goodies?
What will you give me for them?
Uh-huh…
How about these…
seven fabulous pickaxes?
Our pickaxes?
Hmm,
Strong, sharp, and ready to crunch,
Just what I need for my next trap, the Wolf Destroyer 5001,
You got yourselves a deal, bearsies,
Yes!
Brother, are you sure about this?
We dig up potatoes with those,
Trust the Fairy, Brother,
We'll soon have more potatoes than we could ever dig,
Checks out,
Well, okay, then,
-Yahoo! -Let's go!
-Uh-uh, -Huh?
Aw,
Okay, all we have to find now is…
Hmm?
Music!
How magnificent, sophisticated, refined you are, pigs,
Why, thank you,
Would you do Cinderella the honor of playing at her birthday fiesta?
Sure,
Yay!
As long as we get something for it,
Aw,
But we already gave away everything,
We just have our…
Wagon, Perfect for hauling bricks to my new housing project, New Pork City,
I'll take it,
No!
Brothers, music is the last thing we need,
Now we've got everything on Cinderella's list,
We're guaranteed to get everything Fairy promised us,
Mm-hmm,
-He's right, -We have everything!
-We did it! -Let's go!
Best quinceañera ever,
Ta-da!
It's almost moonrise,
And no Fairy in sight,
Bears, there is one more thing I need,
a dance with my seven guests of honor,
Huh?
-Oh, -Ooh,
-Oh, -Oh!
Come over here,
Ah-ha, Hey,
Woo-hoo!
Let's go,
I love it,
Yeah, brothers!
-Woo-hoo! -Come on, brothers,
Go, bears!
Whoa, whoa!
Yeah!
Huh?
Whoa!
Bears, I'm so sorry, okay?
But I had to go to, like, four kingdoms
before I could book an appointment at the Genius Tavern,
No biggie,
We totally had an awesome time,
We've given Cinderella the greatest quinceañera ever,
Well, I'm gonna pay you back everything you gave up a thousandfold,
just like I promised!
Huh?
It's raining…
Potatoes!
Woo-hoo!
-Oh! -Potatoes!
-A potato storm! -Yeah!
-Woo-hoo! -Uh-oh,
What's the matter?
I told you you'd get back everything you gave up a thousandfold, and you did,
See? Potatoes everywhere,
Yeah, but we also gave up our wagon and pickaxes,
I've done the math,
That's a lot of pickaxes,
Run!
Great party game, bears,
You guys think of everything,
This is the classic tale of Puss in Boots,
but also kind of Jack and the Beanstalk,
except with heroic bears looking for a magic potato,
Classic,
Huh?
Hey, wait! Huh?
Uh, brothers?
I think you'd better see this,
-Huh? -Come on,
Huh?
Wow!
A giant beanstalk,
Wait, how is that a beanstalk?
It's got no beans,
That's because it's a potato stalk,
Potato stalk,
Potato stalk! Potato stalk! Potato stalk!
Mmm!
-Hey! -Huh?
Who ate my potato?
Definitely not us bears,
Hmm?
Okay, we did, but in our defense,
we didn't know it belonged to an angry giant,
You have till sundown to replace my potato…
…or I'm putting my foot down…
…on the entire kingdom,
Now get me my potato, or…
…squishy-squishy,
Squishy-squishy? Help!
I'm too young to be squished like a pancake,
And I love pancakes,
Now, where can we lay our paws on another giant potato?
I don't get what was so wrong,
All we did was devour an enormous vegetable
that didn't belong to us,
And the darn thing kind of made me gassy,
Know what always helps me put gas in the old idea tank?
I hope it's bear farts,
No, but close,
Butt scratch circle!
Yeah!
Yeah,
-Oh yeah, that's the one, -Oh yeah,
Got it!
What is it, Brother?
How do we fix this problem and save Fairytale Forest?
Easy,
We just find another giant potato,
But how?
Perhaps I can help,
Ugh, so much dirt,
Who are you?
Uh, just an everyday, ordinary heroic cat, albeit a very fashionable one,
Puss in Boots is my name, and I'm here to help,
First, fun name,
And second…
Yay, we're saved!
Thanks, Cat, Let us know how it turns out,
I say, I can help,
Dirt, But you'll have to help too,
You see, there's a magic Crystal Potato buried somewhere in the kingdom,
Wait, you mean the Crystal Potato
destined to turn seven fairy-tale creatures
into mega-heroes?
We've been looking for that potato forever,
You might even say it's our season-long arc,
Hmm, uh, right,
What's important is this magical potato can grant us any wish we want,
Uh, like a wish for a giant potato!
And who knows, maybe a cleaning person,
But only I know where this magical potato is,
Tell you what,
Wow!
I'll lead you to it if you help me dig it up,
You know, teamwork,
Yes, teamwork, I've heard of that,
Come on, brothers!
This is our chance to find the Crystal Potato
and become the mega-heroes we were destined to be,
It's a deal,
Ugh,
Uh, I sort of have a thing about dirty bear fur,
Come along, bears,
Let's go!
You quick, little running fur ball,
-Yay! -Woo-hoo!
Boy, we've been wandering around the forest for hours,
My legs are so tired, they can barely walk,
-See? -Mine too,
-I give up, -I need a break,
Are you sure you know where this Crystal Potato is, Cat?
Uh… Uh… Uh…
-Cat? -Uh, of course,
It's right here in this map I bought
from what seemed like a very reputable old wizard
for a few magic beans,
He assured me the Crystal Potato was buried underneath a giant X,
Only, I can't find the X,
Let us see,
No, no, no, no, no… No,
This isn't even a map of Fairytale Forest,
Wait a second,
You told us you knew where the Crystal Potato was,
but you have no idea,
Uh, easy, Watch the boots,
That means you lied!
Okay, yes,
But in my defense, how else was I going to get you to dig it up,
then steal it right out from underneath your snouts?
Why, he's nothing but a well-groomed scam artist,
We're going to have to find this Crystal Potato on our own,
Fine,
Then so will I,
Hmm,
Come on, brothers, We've got to save Fairytale Forest,
Otherwise, a giant is going to squish it,
And nobody wants to be flattened like a pancake
by a giant blob that comes out of nowhere,
Huh?
Pig! Pig, are you okay?
Oh, sure, I…
Huh?
My pancakes,
There they are,
What a sniffer!
Brothers, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
That I never want to eat pancakes again?
No,
With that nose, Pig can help us sniff out the Crystal Potato!
Sniff out the Crystal Potato,
The ultimate sniffing machine,
Turn right,
Woo-hoo!
Now remember,
a Crystal Potato probably smells like excessive luxury and mashed potatoes,
Just like my butt,
Huh?
'Cause I'm rich, and I like to sit on potatoes,
Oh,
My, it's windy here in the Royal Tea Parlor,
I'm okay!
That way,
Anyone know what this sign means?
Help me!
We can't reach,
If only we had one more bear,
-How about one more cat? -Huh?
Wait, is this another one of your tricks?
No trick, just teamwork,
Now only need to…
…get over my phobia of dirty bear fur,
Disgusting, Blech!
Oh, Ugh!
Give me your hoof, Pig,
I'm gonna fall to the bottom of this endless abyss,
It wasn't that high after all,
Wow,
You really did come back to help, Cat,
Yes, I realized I wasn't going to find the Crystal Potato without you,
See, I broke a nail,
-Huh? -Plus, you're my team,
I just hope this restores your faith in me,
It doesn't, but that does,
The X, just like the very reputable old wizard said!
It was right here in front of our mine the whole time,
It's almost sunset, The giant's going to be back real soon,
Then let's dig,
Dig!
-Yeah! -Woo-hoo!
I got a bad feeling about this,
Those bears can't do anything right,
Found it,
I knew they could do it,
We finally did it, brothers,
We found the Crystal Potato,
Oh, Great Tuber, replace the giant's potato
so that we may save our beloved Fairytale Forest
and all our friends that live here,
Huh?
Guess it doesn't work,
Hmm?
-Wow! -Wow!
Well, look who has my potato,
Frankly, bears, I didn't think you could do it,
Me neither,
I didn't,
Carl, the little bears somehow got our potato back
and saved their kingdom,
Potato night is back on,
Yay!
-Woo-hoo! -I love potatoes,
Today we celebrate the heroes of Fairytale Forest,
our seven bears,
Friends, we are not heroes,
We're mega-heroes!
And as mega-heroes,
we promise to use this powerful Crystal Potato only for good,
It's mine, Mine, all mine,
Our potato!
Don't worry, we'll get it back,
But how?
That potato is so powerful, Who knows what he'll do with it?
What Pig doesn't know is there's a power far greater in Fairytale Forest,
Huh?
The butt scratch circle!
Yeah!
Oh, my… my delicate nails!
Oh yeah,
Oh, mighty Crystal Potato,
make me the most powerful creature in all of Fairytale Forest,
I'm a bear?