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- And so on our bottles,
we put all that information right on the side
so you can really get into the nitty-gritty
of what this bourbon is about,
what this particular distillation is all about,
and what we do to make it sort of more interesting,
Okay, so, now that we have explored the color,
let's let our noses be our guide,
So, everyone pick up your first sample,
it'll be to your left,
Good, Get a little sniff,
Short, shallow sniffs,
What are we getting?
Come on, be brave,
There are no wrong answers here,
- Kind of a burning smell,
Yeah,
- Okay, well, that is the alcohol,
So, of course, when you pour it, that comes bursting forth,
But we really wanna get to all the flavors
underneath all that,
- Yeah, I just kinda wanna drink it,
- Well, let's take our time, right?
Let's not rush things,
There's no substitute for time, right?
Like those biceps, for example,
those didn't just pop up overnight, did they?
My, can I?
Would you mind?
- Sure,
Yeah,
Okay, my, I'm sorry, what?
My point being that this bourbon has been in a barrel
for five years,
So, it's a couple more seconds in the glass,
Am I right?
Okay, this time, why don't you inhale through your mouth,
close your mouth, and exhale for your nose, right?
There you go, What are we getting?
Are we maybe
getting some vanilla, some caramel,
and then, maybe some undertones of what?
Leather, tobacco,
- Y'all put leather in it?
- We don't, it,
It takes practice,
- Yeah, I just care about how drunk it can get me,
- Yeah, let's get drunk together sometime,
- What?
- What? Nothing,
Okay, so, everyone take a sip now,
Let's have a sip, shall we?
There you go,
And you wanna coat your tongue, right?
Just a short sip,
Coat your tongue,
roll it around on there, and swallow it,
Right, the flavor should really be coming to life,
Cool, okay,
So, set that one down and pick up your second one,
And we're gonna do the same thing,
So, give it a good nosing, sip,
coat the tongue, and swallow,
- It's got more spice, more cinnamon, nutmeg,
It's not as smooth, it's not a bad thing though,
- No, it is not,
Boom, you are right on,
So, let me tell you a story about these two bourbons,
They were created at the exact same time,
They have the exact same ingredients,
They aged on the shelf for the same amount of time,
They are virtually identical in every way except for one,
What do you think it is?
Anybody?
The barrel that they aged in,
- How can they have that much in common
and taste that different?
- Every bourbon has a story,
And now I have told you just a small part
of these bourbon's stories,
Imagine what else there is that we don't even know,
For instance,
think about the tree that made this bourbon's barrel,
What happened in that tree's life that made it
so dramatically different than the tree that made
this bourbon's barrel?
We don't know, That's a part of the mystery,
That is part of what makes bourbon
America's only native spirit, by the way,
so intoxicatingly beautiful,
That and the alcohol,
There we go,
- You are beautiful,
- Huh? - You have been
a beautiful audience,
That is it for the tour,
That is it for the tasting,
And please do come back and see us again,
Would you?
- Cool, - Yeah,
Thanks, guys,
Yeah, thank you,
- Nice, See you, - No, thank you so much,
All righty, Bye now,
- Oh, and let me know when you get those
designer bottles in, okay?
- Okay, will do,
And you let me know if you ever wanna get that drink
that we talked about,
- Okay, - That I had talked about,
Okay,
- Okay, - Excuse me,
He'll be back,
- Who is that?
- He ordered some custom engraved bottles
of the new eight-year batch for his wedding,
- So, you're hitting on married men now?
- No, dude,
Future married, He's gonna get married,
It's open season until the wedding day,
according to the Chase moral code,
- Why would you want to be with someone so dense anyway?
- I don't care if his nose is broken,
As long as that D works,
You and I both know he's gonna wanna run that thing out
one last time before he straps on the old chastity belt,
Why shouldn't he run it out with Chase?
Stop talking about yourself in the third person,
You stop,
- You forgot cherries,
Sure enough, Cherries,
Chase, you still here?
Hi, Sarah,
- Nicholas,
- How'd you? How'd you get in?
Oh, okay,
You smell nice,
Going out tonight?
So, why?
What?
Why? Why are you here?
Because the dark side of the moon,
- Okay, okay, okay, - See what I'm saying?
- Okay, I got one,
- I got one, - Oh, you got one?
- I got one I made up, - Oh, you made it up?
- Yeah, - You didn't get it
off the internet,
- What'd I just say?
- Well, okay, - All right, so, okay,
So, this young couple moves into an apartment in Hollywood
and they find out that they can't have pets,
And so they get real bummed out, you know?
- Mm-hmm, couple no pets, bumped,
Go, - Yeah,
So, then the next-door neighbor, he overhears this,
And so he comes over and he says,
"Well, you know, it's, it's not that you can't have pets,
it's just that you can't have
little furry animals running around,"
And you know, like, so you, you could have something
like in a cage,
- Is this joke going anywhere?
- Yeah, just shut up and listen,
So, oh, the neighbor says,
"I have a friend who has a pet store in Hollywood,
and he sells animals that used to work in the movies,"
And so, they went down there to see him,
And turns out the guy's a nice guy, affable, funny,
And so, they get this 18-foot boa constrictor
whose name is Lee 'cause he worked on a Jet Lee movie,
- Snake's name is Lee 'cause he worked on a Jet Lee movie,
Go on, - Yeah,
So, they got home and the neighbor says,
"Well, did you meet my friend? How'd it go?"
And they said, "Oh, it went great,
We got along famously,
We got along famously,"
- Yeah, along famously,
Yeah,
Funny, isn't it?
- I quit, - Oh, you wish you wrote that?
- Oh, I wish I had the last
two minutes of my life back,
But yeah,
I completely believe that you made that joke up, completely,
Oh, my God!
I forgot to tell you what happened to me,
So, last night, I'm down at the Dane
and I noticed this guy checking me out
and oh my, I mean, I looked amazing,
Who could blame him?
I was wearing this like short sequin,
little, like 1960s, whatever,
I noticed the guy looks exactly like Slash,
- Like the Guns N' Roses guitar,
- Is there another Slash?
- Oh, - There's only one,
So, yes, the hat, the hair, the glasses, the whole thing,
So, at first, I'm like, "Dude, it is not him,
Like, what would he be doing here?"
But I'm like, "Screw it, I'm going over to him anyway,"
So, I did,
And I'm like, "Yo, you're not Slash, right?"
And he turns around and goes, "What if I am?"
And so, then, we like stare at each other
for a couple of seconds,
and then, he takes off his sunglasses,
Not Slash!
Just a dude from a local cover band,
- And that's the end?
- Yeah, we made out in a stairway for like 16 minutes,
But yeah, that's, that is what happened,
- I don't need much of an anecdote,
- Okay, dude,
Well, how about you?
Did you leave the distillery yesterday at all?
- Yeah, I took the trash out to the dumpster,
- If you can tell me in the next five seconds,
the last time that you left the distillery
for anything other than the store,
I will give you a week's paycheck,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1,
- I went to the dentist,
Too late and sad, So, sad,
- I had to, I had a toothache,
Mm, congratulations,
- Are you Nicholas?
- Who's asking?
- Glen-Joe,
- Hey, - What?
- Glen-Joe,
- Is that two names or one?
- I've never thought about it,
I've always just been Glen-Joe,
How do you spell it?
- G-L-E-N-J-O-E,
- Whoa, a dash, That is a twist,
- I don't have any other middle name,
- All righty, that settles,
It's two names, And you go by both,
I'm Chase, one name,
Good to meet you, Chase,
- How can we help you, Mr, Glen hyphen Joe?
- Do ya'll believe in ghosts?
- Why don't we just let him come in for like a few minutes?
- No,
- Why?
- Because it's absurd,
- How do you know?
- How do I know it's absurd?
The notion of our distillery being haunted by actual,
real-life ghosts,
Uh, let me think about that,
- Just let him come in and poke around for a couple minutes,
No,
As a favor to me,
As a favor to me, It'll be so much fun,
- Okay, you know what?
If it'll quit you from following me around
and pestering me all day long,
and you get back to work afterward, then yes, you can have,
- Victory! - One time,
You mind if I poke around?
- Oh, Jesus,
There's nothing interesting in here to look at,
It, it's, it's just, just a bunch of paperwork,
- The papers don't matter,
- No, but you, you don't really need to,
This, this room is,
Okay, stop, Stop,
That's enough, okay? That's enough,
Hope you get the data you need,
Have a good day, Best of luck to you, friend,
- I'd like to feature your distillery
on a ghost-hunting tour of Kentucky,
- Why?
- Well, supposedly, this entire block used to be an ancient,
- Indian burial ground,
- Indigenous people's burial
ground, - Indigenous people's
burial ground,
- So, you've heard?
- No, I haven't heard,
But it's the oldest story in the book,
It's, it's everything was on an old, ind, in
indigenous people's burial ground,
It's predictable, It's unoriginal,
It's made up,
- It's untrue because it's predictable,
- Ah, no, I'm not saying that's not true,
- I mean, the weather's predictable,
Oh, wait, five minutes,
- Do you believe in spirits at all?
Well, I hope you realize
that these will be paying customers,
I'm offering you a 25% cut,
And believe it or not,
interest in this kind of thing is strong,
- How strong?
Very strong,
- Just what does one of these ghost tours look like?
- I'd rather show you,
- No, I, I no, I,
- What have you got to lose? - I don't,
I can't really see a bunch of,
- Just, just, just one hunt,
Okay, and I promise
I'll make this stop every tour that I do,
Okay, I mean, it, it's,
it's money that you don't even have to work for,
- Okay, all right, fine,
Fine, I'll do one, but not here,
- That's fine,
I mean, there are plenty of places to go around here,
but we can go tonight,
- Yes, Sorry, don't,
- All right, you got a deal?
Oh, shoot,
- Oh, hey, just one question for you,
- Uh, it's because of Bill Murray,
- What?
- Bill Murray,
That's the reason why I'm a ghost hunter,
That's the question you're gonna ask, right?
Sorry, I, I, I thought I'd answer the question
before you asked it thinking it would save us time,
but apparently it, it, it,
in the end, it did not,
My bad,
I'll be back at 6:00,
See you at 6:00,
You know, it's not that bad
once you actually get in here and adjust to it,
get acclimated,
Well, might as well start recording,
- Nothing yet,
- Usually, you need to find
the right frequency range and mic,
But you'd be surprised what you'd find
when you get the sweet spot,
Um, I, I'm amazed you decided to come,
- Ah, well, try anything once,
- That's what people say, but most don't mean it,
Yeah, I guess so,
Okay, honestly,
- I told you, Bill Murray,
- No, no, not I, I get it,
Bill Murray got you inspired to be a ghost hunter,
But what then?
You know, I mean, how? How?
How does a person go about getting into a career of this?
- What do you mean?
- Well, I mean, you know,
is there like a vocational school
or college for ghost hunting?
You messing with me?
Well, I end up, but I mean, I'm,
I'm actually curious,
I mean, what do you do
to establish a career in this?
- I started as an amateur ghost hunter
when I was in high school,
but I didn't know what I was doing,
What high schooler does?
- Well, after I graduated,
I looked up a few local ghost-hunting chapters,
You'd be surprised what kind of activity there is
in Kentucky,
- Not that surprised, actually,
I mean, my, my high school had a lot of rumors about,
you know, it, it was haunted, you know,
of course, there was like the story of the,
- The old burial ground one,
- Yeah, that's that whole thing,
But then there was this other one about these,
these hookers that were rounded up
and hanged in the town square,
which is now the football field,
So, - Oh,
you went to Justman County,
- You know it?
Of course, you know it,
Every janitor there was sworn to some slew of stores
of things that happened after hours there, you know?
But I always just thought who people believed in ghosts
were just,
never mind,
- No, say it,
- Nah, you know, this is, this is your thing,
And I think I've been rude enough,
- It's okay, I can handle it,
- Well, I just always thought that
it was more of a person taking unresolved feelings
and projecting them onto a fantasy type of thing,
that's all,
So, you asked,
- It's okay,
Usually, I feel most people that don't believe in something
just because they've never seen it,
They're usually self-centered, so,
- So, you believe in ghosts because you've seen one?
- Yes, But more importantly, I don't believe in death,
So, it makes sense that they would be out there,
- Wait, what?
- I don't believe in death,
- You don't believe in death,
- Mm-hmm, - What do you believe in?
- Change,
- Change?
- What do you believe in?
I believe in my senses,
- I don't trust my senses,
- Okay, all right, all right,
Think about it,
When you hear a song and like, bam,
you remember that exact moment
you heard that song the first time,
And you know, you couldn't remember that on your own
if you hadn't heard it and someone had just asked you,
Or you smell something
and it takes you ride back to your grandma's kitchen,
Bam! It's like time travel,
- Interesting point,
- Yeah, sometimes it's more accurate
than a photograph, you know,
- We got a EVP,
- What?
- We've got an electric voice phenomenon,
Now, usually,
anything can kind of set off a K2 meter,
but most can't change their frequency on request,
Way fearing spirit, we come in peace,
Will you communicate with us?
If you can come closer to the machine,
Now, can you back away, please?
Can you come closer again, please?
Way fairing Spirit, we come in peace,
Will you communicate with us?
We'll not harm you,
Did you die here?
Or are you merely resting here?
If this is William who died in the boat, on the dam,
please turn on the light,
If this is Natalie who drowned in the river,
Please turn the light on,
If this is Benjamin who died mysteriously
on the banks of the dam, will you please turn the light on?
- All right, Glen-Joe, this has been fun, but it's,,,
Okay, well, we got a,
it turned on, - Thank you,
If you died dramatically, will you turn the light on?
If you were killed, please turn the light on,
If you drowned, will you turn the light on?
- Good swimmer,
- If you wanna tell us how you died,
Will you turn the light on?
- Quiet type,
- I wonder,
Oh-oh,
- What oh? What do you mean?
- If you're still angry about it,
turn the light on,
If you're angry, we're here,
Turn the light on,
- You ran so fast, - I did not,
Oh, my! How did you do that?
- Do what? - The whole thing
with the light and the, the meter, and the whole thing,
- I didn't do anything, - It was good,
No, I'm serious, That was good,
Oh, you got me,
- I swear, I swear I, I didn't do anything,
- Hey, I know me too,
Hey, I wanted to know
if you could come help with the tasting tonight,
Yeah, he knows,
Yeah, we need all the extra hands we can get,
Please,
Yes, you're a diamond, Thank you so much,
Okay, me too, Bye,
- Oh, thank God you're here,
It's fine, where is he?
Okay, full disclosure,
He does not know that you're coming,
- I knew it, - Sarah, please!
He's in there with Hartfield and Company,
I need your help,
- Really? - Yes,
I need you to talk some sense into him,
I know you guys just broke up or whatever,
Just be cool,
- Like I said,
I think it's a beautiful product y'all are putting out,
I hope you gimme a call,
- Yeah,
- I asked her to come
so she could help with the tasting tonight,
- Fine,
- Oh, but also we are not gonna let you
sell to Hartfield and Company,
Sarah, back me up,
- Actually, it might not be the worst idea,
- Oh, my God, Who's side are you on?
- I'm not selling,
He did make me a pretty good offer though,
- What kind of offer?
- To buy us out,
We'd keep the recipe
and it would become a Hartfield and Company private reserve,
- Sick son of bitch,
- Look, before you, just calm down,
before you overreact,
I'm not settling,
- Damn right you're not,
- But it was a hell of an offer though,
- You cannot let the good name of Bluegrass Spirits
evaporate into nothing,
- I know,
I'm not giving up,
- So, there, Nothing to worry about,
I'll serve drinks tonight,
but I'm not setting up those tables,
Okay, who's ready to try another one?
So, this is a special nine-year blend
that's no longer in stores,
but available to purchase tonight, okay?
Thanks y'all, Y'all enjoy,
- Hi, I'm Glen-Joe,
- Hi, Glen-Joe, what can I get you started with?
We have a special nine-year blend that's,
- No, no, thank you,
I'm just here as a guest of Nicholas's,
- Oh, I'm Sarah, Nice to meet you,
- Nice to meet you,
- I like this guy, Hey,
Ooh, have a drink,
- No, but thank you,
- You're at a bourbon tasting, You gotta have a drink,
- Chase, leave him alone,
- I don't drink,
- As in you've never had a drink,
Really?
Why?
- Never saw the point,
- So, you don't even know what you're missing,
Dude, have a drink,
- Why?
- 'Cause bourbon is so beautiful, man,
- Bourbon is beautiful,
- Yeah, bourbon is so beautiful,
- So,
- So, beauty doesn't need a reason, man,
It just is,
Okay, all right, stump,
You should really rethink it,
- All right,
- You know it's interesting, you and Nicholas,
neither of you drink, but for exact opposite reasons,
- Hey, Chase,
can you run down to the cellar
and grab a bottle of the nine-year for me?
- Ooh, yeah, I can,
- There's a cellar?
- Yeah, there is,
- Mind if I join you?
- Please do,
Welcome to the cellar,
Okay, watch your head,
- Seems like there's a lot of space down here
for just a few bottles,
What's that about?
- Oh, it's a long story actually,
Hey, the bottle in Nicholas's office on the shelf,
I saw you were curious about that,
- Yeah,
- So, that is from a limited single barrel edition
we released a few years back,
Single barrel is in the whole run
comes from one barrel as opposed to a lot of times,
it's a blend,
so, it comes from a bunch of different barrels,
It's super, super, one of a kind, basically,
And so, that bottling was called Smooth Bitch,
And the one in his office
is the very first one that we bottled,
And what's left of it is the very last of it in existence,
We released it right before his sister passed away,
- I had no idea,
- Yeah, he doesn't talk about it much,
They were really close,
Just really close, They were partners,
They were working on the recipe together,
Actually, it was kind of her special thing,
It was like her,
her special project,
She had the most amazing ideas,
Just like, just super thoughtful,
I, I think it's the most unique thing I've seen in a while,
Ended up being her swan song, I guess,
Hey, are you getting anything?
- It's better upstairs,
- Yeah, all right, let's do it,
Watch your head,
So, they brought me on a couple months after she passed
and he was a problem,
He was shit-faced every single night,
He almost sunk the entire operation,
And then, this one day, I'll never forget it,
he walks in carrying that bottle of Smooth Bitch,
And he says, "That's it! I'm cleaning up,
This is the last drink I'm ever gonna have,
And he drank almost that entire bottle,
He got to the end and that was it,
He's been clean ever since,
Hasn't had a single drop,
- People wonder why I don't drink the stuff,
- No, man, It's not like that,
I'm telling you, it's like anything else,
You just gotta treat it right, Come on,
You're doing what now?
- A ghost hunt tour here in the distillery,
- Well, I think that's a perfect idea,
It's exactly what this place needs,
- So, what do you two do?
Me? Everything,
- But what do you do?
- Well, I'm, - Nicholas has superpowers,
- Oh, stop, - What do you mean?
- Observe,
We're doing it,
- Stop it,
- Sarah, cover his mouth, - I, I don't have superpowers,
- Keep him quiet,
- We don't have to do this,
- Uh, we do have to do this,
This is the most amazing thing you're ever gonna see,
- Chase, no,
Well, hey, - Hush, hush, hush,
Stop your bitching,
- I'm not a circus animal,
- Bad news, You're a little bit of a circus idiot,
Step right up,
I said step right up, ladies and gentlemen,
- She always does this, I'm,
- Ladies and gentlemen,
step right up to see the Eighth Wonder of the World:
Nicholas's Nose,
Okay, now there are over 30 bottles back there,
So, these three could be any of those bottles,
And we're gonna use my glass,
which I've been drinking out of all night,
And there's like been six different bourbons,
seven different bourbons in here,
Okay, I pour number one,
- That's 2013, eight-year,
- Okay, I pour number two,
- Oh, that's not ours,
Oh, that's Hartfield and Company,
That's the new five-year,
- Right, okay,
Okay, last one,
- Come on, now, chicken lips, that's the 2018 8-year again,
Trying to fool me,
- No more tricks, Last one for realsies,
- There's some leather,
no tobacco,
no cherry,
That's a 2015 single barrel,
- Wow, man! - I mean, come on!
You talented son of a bitch,
- You're the real deal man,
- Well, they all have real unique flavor profiles,
especially the single barrels,
- True, they're very unique,
But unique or not,
not just anyone can nose their way
through an entire run with pitch-perfect accuracy,
- What makes single-barrel bourbon so unique?
- Because each barrel has a different flavor,
So, the more you blend them,
the more the general recipe takes over,
- Also, legally,
you can only use a bourbon barrel for bourbon once,
- Single barrel is genuinely unique,
Once it's gone, it's never coming back,
- All right, so you are the nose, she does everything else,
And what do you do?
- She doesn't work here anymore,
- Sarah is the brainchild
behind all these awesome soirees we've been having,
And she's responsible for like 90%
of the foot traffic in here,
- Well, I for one would love to go on a ghost hunt,
- Me too,
- We should all go,
Yes,
- What about right now? - No,
No, no,
I said I was gonna go on a ghost hunt
and I went on a ghost hunt,
- Who said you were invited?
- Yeah,
- There is an old YMCA building
I've been wanting to try out,
- Yes, - Or we can do one
right here right now, - No, no,
No, it's not that late,
I guess, we can go to that YMCA building,
- Mm, I thought you weren't coming,
- Well, maybe, I need to get outta here for a little bit,
- All right, well, I'm driving,
- So, your friend runs this place?
- My aunt actually,
She's been asking me to come down here for quite some time,
see if there's any activity,
I guess some weird things have been happening,
Cool,
- Well, I don't think there's anything down here,
Sorry, Sarah,
- Boo,
Pun not intended,
Well, I'm not giving up till I see a ghost,
- I mean, we're already here,
Let's hang out,
This is nice,
I told you,
Come on, Come on in, the water is amazing,
- You already dancing,
Well, I,
I appreciate you sticking around to help,
It means a lot,
- Yeah, well, I wanna make sure you're covered
so you can replace me, - Not fun,
Uh-oh, the other thing,
So,
you're gonna be running a ghost tour/bourbon distillery?
- Yeah, I guess so,
Sounds absurd,
But I mean, he's, he's a nice guy and everything,
- Is it that absurd?
- Come on,
- I mean, I haven't seen it all,
So, I can't rule anything out,
- Well, I'm just making a point is all,
Well, I guess the ghost tours are gonna help out some,
but it's, it's not gonna save the place,
- Is that bad?
You know, you should do more tours,
Do you ever think of advertising?
- Oh, what an idea,
- Ready? - Ready to go,
- I'm sorry, This is frustrating,
So, what are you gonna do now?
- Now that what?
- Well, now that you're done with me and,
- Oh, don't be such a drama queen,
- Just gimme so much material,
So, you're gonna answer the question or what?
- What's next?
- Yeah,
- I'm going swimming,
- How about?
It burns so good,
- I think any words associated
with pain should probably be avoided,
- Okay, then, how about?
Smoother than Grandma's homemade butter,
- What was that?
- What was what?
- The accent, - I wasn't doing an accent,
- No, I just did smoother than Grandma's homemade butter,
- It's like he doesn't even hear himself,
- What?
Okay, listen,
Smoother than Grandma's home,
Oh, shit, You're right,
- You've been practicing that at home,
That's okay,
Okay,
- All right, then what do you have?
- Okay, I have one and I don't think you're gonna like it,
- Well, let's hear it,
- If you don't drink Bluegrass Spirits Bourbon,
you're a lying sack of shit,
- Would you?
Do you take anything seriously?
- Oh, I'm dead serious about,,,
This is the kind of thing that goes viral,
My generation loves abuse,
- Your generation can't handle criticism,
- No, I said my generation loves abuse,
There's a difference between the two,
- Well, that's the worst line I've ever heard,
- Okay, well, there's a reason companies
pay other companies a lot of money to do this,
Have you ever heard
that you need to spend money to make money?
- Yeah, well, whoever coined that term has no idea
that you have to have money to spend money,
Ah, I'm sorry, I just,,,
Why don't we just go with smoother than Grandma's butter?
- Totally,
We will be laughed out of Kentucky if we do,
- We won't be laughed at, I promise you,
- Why? - Hi,
- Hey,
Oh, is it that time already?
- Yep, - Time, What time?
You don't have a ghost hunt scheduled for tonight?
- No, We're trying out a new spot
since we didn't get anything last night,
Sarah really wants to experience something,
- Sarah's going?
- Yeah, Sarah's going,
Hey, while I have you here, can I ask you your opinion?
Which of these taglines do you like better?
Smoother than grandma's homemade butter
or if you don't drink Bluegrass Spirits Bourbon,
you're a lying sack of shit,
- Hmm,
I don't much like being cussed at,
but, - Well,
- The other one doesn't make any sense,
So, I guess the second one, it's kind of funny,
- Well, there's one hell of a focus group we got going here,
We got a guy who's never drank alcohol,
We got a guy who doesn't drink alcohol anymore,
And
you, - Hmm?
You like me,
- Where y'all going?
- We're going down to an old county jail,
way down near Shaker Village, yeah,
It's supposed to be kind of a classic,
I've been wanting to try it out for a long time now,
- Yeah, it's, it's beautiful down there,
- Oh my God, If you wanna come, just ask,
- Well, you know,
it might be better than cooped up in here, you know?
Get out of the distillery, you know?
Maybe, you know?
See the sides,
Show you around,
All right, Glen-Joe, I'll let you do your thing there,
- I wonder who used to live here or what went on,
You ever think about stuff like that?
- Sure, - Like, whose bed was it?
- Well, I'd say this bed definitely belonged to Bob,
Oh, yeah?
- Yeah,
- And what did Bob do for a living?
- Oh, well, Bob was a matchstick quality control supervisor,
- All right, so, how did Bob get in here?
- Well, because Bob got mad at his boss
and he burned down the matchstick factory,
- And what did Bob like to do in his free time?
- I think Bob was,
he was definitely a model railroad enthusiast,
You know, he, he could use the matchsticks
for his little railroad tracks, you know?
He's one to go across tracks,
So, Bob, the criminal,
Pyro, matchstick quality control guy,
Railroad enthusiasts, I like him,
- You've got his cover page for his resume right there,
- Be honest,
- Oh, God,
- Why do you keep agreeing to come to these things?
- Why do you?
- Because they're interesting and new and I'm curious,
But why do you?
God bless your precious soul,
Ready?
- Coming,
Thanks for letting us use your space, Bob,
- I've got a good feeling about this,
I've gotten some rich readings,
Oh, good,
- Do you ever think they're like dark spirits or demons?
- If I did, I wouldn't be doing this,
I've had some confirm that they were spirits of humans,
I've had others sort of avoid the question,
And then, I've had others claim they'd been to heaven,
- How'd they say they got there?
- They say they flew,
Here's a recording from Nicholas and I's hunt,
Nicholas and mines,
- I think it's I's and Nicholas's, wait a minute,
- It is Nicholas and my,
- My's?
- No, - Nicholas and me's, mine,
- Nicholas, Nick,
- From our ghost hunt the other night,
- Yes, thank you,
- What's a pop?
- I can't say,
But if you tune the mic to the right frequency,
they can pop onto the frequency
like they're coming from somewhere else,
What now?
- She's done this before,
- Who?
Wow,
- Okay, wait, hold, hold on,
That, that's it,
No questions, no,
- From what I've read, she doesn't like questions,
but she will make herself known to us,
- What have you read?
- Message boards,
- Who is she?
- You don't have to whisper,
She's gone for now,
How do you know?
- Oh, she's definitely gone,
Couldn't you feel it?
- Yeah, maybe,
- Don't you feel the chills on your neck?
I did, - Yeah,
I felt so much chilling,
- Thank you so much for coming,
Have a great day,
- How'd it go?
- We've gotten some really good activity,
Did you have any idea there was so much energy here?
- No,
- Well, you wanna hang out?
- Just you and me?
- Well, yeah,
- What do you want to do?
- What do people usually do when they're not ghost hunting?
- Well, at 10 o'clock they're probably out drinking,
- Well, I'd be up for that,
- Really?
- Gotta try it sometime,
- All right, well,
if it's your first sip you're looking for,
we got plenty of it,
Come on,
- Lead the way,
- All right,
We're gonna do a little something
we call the Kentucky Chew,
- Do not!
Oh,
It burns,
- Yeah, because you just did the polar opposite
of the Kentucky Chew,
- There's barely anything in this,
- Yeah, it's all alcohol,
- Nobody said it burns,
- I think I threw you in the deep end of the pool here,
We gotta start you off with something a little milder,
which I don't think I have, but I have an idea,
Let's go,
♪ Take me out before I'm done ♪
♪ Calm my nerves, a whiskey drum ♪
♪ I hide my eyes ♪
- Good to see you, gents, What can I get for you?
- I have a Ginger Ale and Ale-8,
And he'll have a Bourbon Barrel Ale,
- Ooh, really?
Any food?
- No, No, no,
Strictly a liquid dinner,
- All right, I'm gonna help these guys over here
and I'll be right back,
BBA coming right up,
- She's pretty,
- You mind that?
Now, I'm gonna start you off at the top,
All right, now most people say maybe that's kind of crazy
and you need to work your way up,
But your a unique case, starting late,
we gotta get you hooked before we lose you,
Feel me?
- I think so,
- Alcohol is, well, it's an acquired taste,
So, what's your favorite music?
- My dad listened to a lot of jazz music,
- Ah, perfect,
Jazz, That's a great example,
First time you ever hear jazz
kind of sounds like a jumbled-up bunch of nonsense, right?
Sounds like all the instruments
are doing their own different things,
But then the more you listen to it,
the more you hear how the instruments
are complimenting each other
and how they're making their own unique flavor together,
Well, this is no different,
- Okay,
- Now the Bourbon Barrel Ale
is a beer that's aged in the bourbon barrels,
So, it got the, the, the flavor of the bourbon,
- Well, this is a momentous occasion,
- Yeah, and the, the Bourbon Barrel Ale is, it's rich,
it's buttery, it's, it's complex, but it's accessible,
- Okay,
- Yeah,
And now, you, you don't wanna just go slamming it back now,
Remember the Kentucky Chew,
we're gonna just take a little sip, right?
Oh, and remember when you,
- For heaven's sake,
he knows how to pick up a glass and drink,
Drink,
- How was it?
Amazing,
- You can definitely taste the butteriness,
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about,
Yes, now the world of alcohol is your oyster,
- Just don't have too many oysters,
♪ It makes you feel so good ♪
- Boy, how do you know that?
- Boy, howdy!
Man, you sound like Cowboy Joe or something,
Let's play Confession,
- What?
- It's when you, you, you,
you tell something to someone else
that you've never told to anyone else,
- Yeah, this is what they call liquid courage,
Courage is courage,
- All right, confession,
Ah, when I was 12 years old,
I stole a bunch of car hood ornaments
and I hid him away in my room for a long time,
like all through middle school,
And then, one day I just threw 'em in a dumpster,
I never told anyone,
- Hmm, I fed my best friend's goldfish to his cat
when I was six,
Then I blamed it on the cat,
- Why?
- I don't know,
Why did you steal all of those hood ornaments?
- 'Cause it felt good to break something,
There you go,
Ah, but I actually do feel bad about the goldfish, actually,
- Well, thank God for that,
I got one, I got, I got another one,
First time I went on a ghost hunt with you
was not the first ghost hunt,
- What? When?
- In high school,
There was a rumor that
the tuberculosis hospital was haunted,
- Waverley,
- No,
The one in Bourbon County, ironically,
What is that?
Is that irony?
Is that?
- Who knows?
I, I, I know about that hospital too, by the way,
- Anyway, so yeah,
we were about to break in, and then all these glass bottles
started like showering down from the upper floor windows,
Like,
- What did you do?
- We got the hell out of there,
- Man, it was probably just some old homeless guys
defending their territory,
but it was pretty scary at the time,
- Wow, Thought you didn't believe in ghosts in high school,
- I didn't,
It was, you know, more of a way of trumping up our own fears
and getting off on it,
You know, kinda like a fun fantasy kind of thing,
- Okay, I got you,
This is a good one,
- You dance?
I am Latino,
No way, you don't, You're a Latino,
- Yeah, really,
My parents are from Panama,
- Well, shit fire, look at you,
Some people get silly when they get drunk,
Some people get horny,
You go Latino,
All three, baby,
- Oh, man,
I got a good one for you,
We hear one misstep
or screw-up away from complete financial ruin,
It's a miracle we're still alive,
- But you don't believe in miracles,
People do seem to love your bourbon,
- Yeah, it's not the product,
It's hard to be a new label in an old field,
- You love what you do,
You'll find a way to keep it alive,
- You really believe that?
- Of course,
- What if I fucking hate it?
Hi,
Come here,
Why don't you come join us?
- Sorry, honey, I'm on the clock,
- Yeah, you're my waitress,
You gotta do what I say, come on, let's go,
Oh, is that how it works?
- Yeah, come on, let's go,
What?
- Don't you gotta get home to your mama?
- What are you? The police,
- No, I'm not the police,
But you shouldn't be talking to her like that,
- What? You actually know this guy,
Damn, dude, she is way too hard to be your girlfriend,
What is she? Your sister,
- Watch your mouth, buddy,
- Nicholas, - What do you say,
sister, huh?
- I say you put your hands on me one more time,
I'll shove your balls so far up they come out your mouth,
- Jesus, just trying to have a little fun,
See you, big brother,
- Hey,
- look, man, I, - Fuck you,
- I've got one more confession,
I know about the bottle of bourbon in your office,
I know what it is,
You asked me if I've seen a ghost,
It was my mother when I was 10,
The night,
♪ Sing it loud, sing it loud ♪
♪ Sing it loud ♪
- Okay,
Hi, um,
Hey, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm really sorry-
- Shut up, - About earlier today,
I just sometimes, like, I,
I get nervous,
And this whole thing is really just taking a toll-
- Shut up, - On me,
I'm, oh,
Oh, God, you smell good,
I'm sorry, I just,
Fuck,
Morning,
- Thanks,
- Morning sunshine,
Nobody told me about this part,
Never again,
- Part of what?
Oh, my God,
Headache, disdain for light,
whiff of regret, and empty promises,
Oh, my God, you're hung over,
This is huge!
Oh, my God, I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry,
Congratulations, my friend,
You have taken a dive into a much larger world,
- Didn't you hear me?
I said never again,
Once was enough,
- Totally, okay,
Hey, when's your next distillery hunt?
- Tonight, unfortunately,
- Perfect, I'm sitting in,
- Now, I have no doubt
that if these spirits or this spirit
do choose to make themselves known to us
you'll each have a unique experience,
- Do you ever actually see them?
- Only on rare occasions, but as you now know,
you'll feel them,
There's a reason I love this location,
Now, most paranormal energy I encounter are agitated
and restless at best,
Angry at worst,
Of course, most hotspots sin around the side of death,
Unanswered questions,
Unresolved grief,
But here, there,
Everyone breathe and be still,
It's happening,
Can you feel it?
It exudes goodness,
It just makes you content, thankful,
- What happened here?
- What do you mean?
This is run-of-the-mill maintenance,
- Run of the mill,
- Yeah, shit breaks and that's life,
- You realize I, I don't have the money
to just buy another still right now,
- Okay, well, we'll figure something out,
- Yeah, let me know when you do,
- I'm gonna have to start selling my body,
Okay, so, now that you've had your first drinks,
I'm gonna bring it on back to the good stuff,
I find it alarming
how quickly I changed my mind about this,
Yeah, man,
That's kind of how this works,
You're about to enter the most volatile,
most rewarding relationship of your life,
And now, down the hatch,
Yeah, it still burns,
- That's what you get for drinking it like a frat boy,
This is a high refined liquor, not a jello shot,
Sip it next time,
Pay attention to the different flavors,
- He can sip it later,
We're trying to get loose right now,
- Here, try this,
Sniff it first and then sip it,
Pay attention to the different tastes,
See,
- Hey, I've been meaning to ask you,
How was Smooth Bitch,
- It was real buttery,
- What was she like?
- She was a smooth bitch,
Can you make sure you change the bucket soon?
- Oh, shoot,
Can you go change that?
All right, but this one,
- Whew, looks like someone hit the sweet spot,
Can I get you some water?
At a bourbon tasting? No,
- How about some food?
Nah,
Okay,
- But you know what I love,
Asparagus,
- Oh, - Just saying,
It's good shit,
Oh, and between you and me,
I like the Asparagus piece bill,
- Oh, good Lord,
Why don't I call you a cab?
- I literally live like four blocks away, I'm fine,
- No, no, no, no,
- This guy just stole all the pumpkins,
Don't worry about the pumpkins,
You can leave your car here,
I'm gonna call you a cab, all right,
Chase!
- Why don't you come join us?
- I think I'd better stay here and keep working,
- We could try and commune with her,
- What'd you say?
- I think it may help,
- You better watch that liquid courage, friend,
- I know it hurts,
- No, you don't,
- When my mother,
- Don't!
- When my mother passed away,
- Don't!
Listen, you can chase your dead fantasy all you want,
But I am trying to save our asses here
in the land of the living,
- There's more to life than life,
- Says the man who doesn't believe in death,
- And that's all you believe in,
- This place isn't haunted,
There's no such thing
as ghos,
- Hey!
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, Jesus,
What the fuck?
Oh, God dammit,
I think I had too much to drink,
- Want you all to get outta here you hear me?
- No,
- What?
- I'm not going anywhere,
- Now, listen, if it weren't for you,
- If it weren't for me, what?
Say it,
- If it wasn't for you, I could be living a peaceful life,
- Live in peace or die in peace,
- Don't you talk to me about death,
- Or what? You'll break up with me,
Fire me, Never talk to me again,
- Just go, just get outta here,
- I said no,
- What do you want from me?
- I want you to fight for me for once,
- You just leave me alone, I,
- It's just a bottle of bourbon,
- It's not a bottle,
- It's just a bottle of fucking bourbon!
- Nick! Nicholas, stop,
What are you doing?
Stop, Nicholas,
Step away from the bottle, man,
- It's just a bottle of bourbon, right?
Do you hear what she said?
Doesn't matter,
Have a drink with me
- Ni, Nick,
- No, I guess I'm just gonna drink alone then,
Of course, with God and ghosts,
you never really on, are you?
One for the father,
Two for the son,
Three for the Holy Ghost,
Ah, that was for you Glen-Joe,
That's in your wheelhouse, isn't it?
Holy Ghost,
- All evaporated,
- Yeah,
- I'd say the angels got a little more
than their share on that one,
Look, I'm, I'm really sorry,
I, I, I shouldn't have talked to you like that,
- You were upset,
- Yeah, but that's no excuse,
- You know, you could have left that bourbon hidden away
completely safe forever,
- Yeah, but I loved the smell of it,
- And every time you pour that bourbon into that glass,
you pour a little less back in,
- Yeah,
Yeah, I guess so,
- So, why do it?
- 'Cause, it smelled so good in that glass,
- Yeah, well, it would've dried up eventually anyway, so,
- Well, I didn't wanna lose it all at once,
- I know,
And I'm sorry,
I should have kept my eye on him,
- How do you keep getting in here anyhow?
- I stole my keys back,
Can I keep 'em?
- I'm sorry too,
- Why?
- 'Cause I just can't stop loving bourbon,
- And you never will,
You never will and that's okay,
Bourbon is supposed to be loved,
but you gotta love it the right way,
- I'm gonna go make a phone call,
Oh, thanks for coming,
- Sure,
- Let's do this,
- Do what?
- I'm ready,
No flashlights or questions, but just straight,
- Let's do it,
- Yeah, absolutely,
- Nothing right now,
So, what's changed?
- You know why it's so hard to dig around here?
- Sure, Limestone,
- Exactly,
That's why digging that cellar was so expensive,
Damn, cellar,
So, you, you,
you'd dig down and you get about two feet, and then boom,
you think you hit rock bottom,
Then you, you, you break, and you hack,
and you, you chip away at it,
And then, you realize that what you thought was rock bottom,
It's really just the beginning,
- I heard that same limestone
is what gives Kentucky Bourbon its unique flavor,
It's kind of important,
- So, I say,
- I still feel you're not answering my question,
- You remember when you,
you first tried to get me to go on a ghost tour?
Remember what you said,
- Bill Murray?
No,
Yes, but no, you, you asked me what I had to lose,
I think this is it,
This is, this is, this is my rock bottom
I'm calling it now,
But you know, the beautiful thing about rock bottom is,
- You can only go up from there,
Nothing to lose,
- So, why did you add the cellar?
I mean, it seems pretty empty down there,
- The flavor of bourbon
comes from the hot Kentucky summers
and the cold Kentucky winters,
You lose all that flavor
if you just hide your bourbon away in the cellar,
You lose some, well, you lose a lot to evaporation,
and they call that the angels share,
That's why you can only age bourbon in about 10 years,
But there's folks that think you can push it,
you can go longer than that,
If you stick it down in the cellar, hide it from the angels,
But as much as you hide from the angels,
they take in flavor,
That's why I was against
the whole cellar idea to begin with,
Is it?
- Yeah, I don't know,
What's her name?
- It's, - Don't tell me,
Just say her name,
- Annie,
- Can you feel it?
- She's gone,
Chase, can you come here?
- Yep,
She's a real pistol, I'll tell you that,
Come on in,
- Oh, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- Come on in and have a seat,
- I have given you two years of faithful service,
- Yeah, - Well, I'm not going down
without a fight,
- And how are you gonna do that?
- I'm gonna take something with me,
I'm gonna take something
and I'm not even gonna tell you what it is,
And then one day you are gonna need it,
And it's not even gonna be here,
God, what?
Nicholas, this guy,
He's wearing a watch,
- Are you finished?
- I love you, man, I love you,
But if it is a war you want,
it is a war you're gonna get,
And all spare in love and more,
Love is a battlefield,
What's love got to do with it?
- Just letting, - Danger zone,
I think I made my point,
- Okay,
So, clearly, you've deduced
that I'm making a deal with Hartfield and Company,
I understand it's the end of Bluegrass Spirits
as we know it,
I want you to lead us into the next phase,
- Take my breath away,
- So, you accept,
- Me?
- Yes, you, I wrote you into the contract,
You're part of the deal, You go with the company,
So, do you accept?
- What happens to you?
- Oh, I'm out,
I'm out, I'm done,
So, but do you accept?
- No, ye, yes,
I'm, you said you weren't giving up,
- Oh, I'm not,
I'm not giving up,
- I love your watch,
- Christmas blend, that's good,
Smell a little bit like that, That's the cinnamon,
- It smells like,
- Once the cinnamon soaks in,
it'll, it'll smell great,
Hey, here,
- Hey,
- Here,
- Wow,
Present from the ghost hunter himself,
What'd you look at that?
- The, the batch right after Smooth Bitch,
It might be the last one,
I tried to find another bottle of Smooth Bitch,
but I think they're gone,
- Trust me, Smooth Bitch is gone,
Yeah, but this is perfect,
This is great,
Can you just gimme a second? Would ya?
I say we go open this up,
Come on,
- Belly up,
- Take it,
Love it,
Take care of this place,
It's yours now,
♪ This is my come home song ♪
♪ The kitchen is clean and the bottles are gone ♪
♪ Know that I miss you ♪
♪ I could never not miss you ♪
♪ This is my white flag, please ♪
♪ Been to the depths inside of me ♪
♪ But I only find you ♪
♪ In the back of an wound ♪
♪ Does it cross your mind ♪
♪ People hanging from the ropes they were trying to climb ♪
♪ A man takes a drink then the drink takes another ♪
♪ The devil calls all his famous form in lovers ♪
♪ From time to time ♪
♪ Can I still call you mine ♪
♪ The only way to kill it is to refill it ♪
♪ But as time time passes ♪
♪ All the ghosts in these glasses learn to swim ♪
♪ This is my come home song ♪
♪ Passion and pain and all the holes in wall ♪
♪ Know that I'm sorry ♪
♪ Never not sorry ♪
♪ This is my come home song ♪
♪ Never grew up, I just sort of got old ♪
♪ The hurt that I gave you ♪
♪ I gave it to me too ♪
♪ Does it ever cross your mind ♪
♪ People hanging from the very ropes ♪
♪ They were trying to climb ♪
♪ Man takes a drink then the drink takes another ♪
♪ The devil calls all his famous form of lovers ♪
♪ From time to time ♪
♪ Can I still call you mine ♪
♪ The only way to kill it is to refill it ♪
♪ But as time time passes ♪
♪ All the ghosts in these glasses learn to swim ♪
♪ It's not the song that we have playing ♪
♪ But as long as its playing ♪
♪ We might as well dance the ghost ♪
♪ And the ghost moves hand in hand ♪
♪ And they kicked him out ♪
♪ Too drunk to stand again, again ♪
♪ Again, again, again ♪
♪ Does it ever cross your mind ♪
♪ People hanging from the very ropes ♪
♪ They were trying to climb ♪
♪ Man takes a drink then the drink takes another ♪
♪ The devil calls all his famous form of lovers ♪
♪ From time to time ♪
♪ Can I still call you mine ♪
♪ The only way to kill it is to refill it ♪
♪ But as time time passes ♪
♪ All the ghosts in these glasses learn to swim ♪