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Oh!
Oh, man, All right,
Ooh!
Hey!
Yo,
-Yo, my boy, Man! - Yo,
Yo, I made it, This spot is crazy,
Yeah, it looks great, man,
And you did some nice things with the Christmas decorations,
Oh, you know, that was here when I got here,
That's not my style, but this pool is fire,
Yes, ooh!
-Yeah, we getting in there,
-Absolutely, -Come on,
So, this right here, this where Will's staying,
Oh, okay,
-I'm right next door, -All right,
You the groom and all that,
so, I gave you the master upstairs,
You got the balcony, you got the Jacuzzi,
you got all that, So you gon' be sleeping by yourself,
So, you know, if you wanna let your boy
have that room, you know what I'm sayin'?
No, no, no, no, all good,
'Cause once you and Will start acting up,
I'm gonna retire to my bedroom for some sleep,
Kenneth,
can I just have one more weekend with my boy?
I'm right here, man,
No, no, no, I'm talking about my boy, Kenny,
Not like mature Kenny,
not the Kenny that's about to get married,
Talking about my boy, Kenny,
I know, I know, Tray, your old pal is gone, man,
Getting married in two days,
Exactly,
That's why we got two days to turn it up, man!
-Yo man, come on, bro,
-You know, -Nah, it's done,
Oh, I know who that is, What up, brother?
-Yo, -What's good?
-Glad you made it, -Ooh,
Shit, right?
We about to go crazy in this joint,
-Absolutely, -Yo, what's up?
Oh, yes, Yes, yes, yes,
Ol' big head McGee over here,
I see you ain't let up on the alcohol, you little--
Yeah, starting--
After that flight, first thing I did was find the bar,
I'm surprised you could reach the bar, fat boy,
-Oh, so, we starting early, huh? -I'm just saying,
Yo, his shape up here different,
you see that new line-up there, right? Recede,
Bald is beautiful on the island, my friend,
Yo, what's good, bro?
Oh, my goodness, Yo, what room I'm in?
Whatever one you want, bro,
-All right, bruh, -Let's see that,
Yo, Ken, you told her yet?
Don't worry,
Not gonna lie, G, I, uh, have my doubts, but, uh,
this looks like it could work,
Mm-hmm, Is, uh, anybody going to let us in?
I have a code, It's just not working,
Maid of honor privileges,
Don't start,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
Now, from what you told me about Tracy,
I feel like we might be breaking and entering,
-Let me try this one more time,
We got the churrasquiero coming, the DJ--
Whoa, rewind that for me,
The chu-chu-what coming through?
Churrasquiero, Right there,
Salt bae,
Oh, yeah, nah, I saw that,
but I ain't know what the hell it meant,
Now that I hear you say it out loud, you know,
it sound like something freaky
Need some clarification,
We on vacation, baby,
Culture yourself, Ah,
Now, you gon' see, That's when I--
You remember we went to the Brazilian steakhouse
and then the guys--
The dude that comes out and gives you the food
and carves the meat for you,
that's the name of it,
Okay, I know what you talking about,
Man, why you ain't just say that?
Look, look, we got the, uh, bachelor party tomorrow,
-All right, -It's gonna be crazy,
Who-- who-- who made these? Sofia?
'Cause I know you ain't do it,
Yo, which one's Sofia?
No no no no, No,
-What? -No,
-Oh, so-- -I know, you bro, No,
You're the only that can fall in love out here?
You can't even say that shit with a straight face, No,
Nah, nah, nah, I'm with him on this one, man,
You been hiding these chicks from us for a year,
I'm just trying to get acquainted,
Nobody hiding nobody from y'all,
Can I get a DM? Just a number? Just a--
They gotta love the fam,
Ladies, Six bedrooms, three bathrooms,
Wow,
Okay, listen, I have itineraries,
First is poolside dinner with the guys,
Then breakfast in the morning,
That'll be the last time you see Kenny before the wedding,
Mm, yes, So, don't be trying to sneak off and get you some,
Ooh, massages,
Yes,
-There's more, -Okay, Let's see the rest,
We outside!
Oh, boy,
Oh, watch out, My bad, my bad,
Yo, where my drink?
So, I think that it's kind of weird
that this is the first time,
I agree,
Especially since you were nothing like Giselle described,
-Oh? -At all,
Well, what did she say?
Nothing,
What about me? What she say about me?
Let's just say you are as advertised,
I've known Kenny since we were, like, yay high,
Yeah, yeah, they go way, way, way back,
You know, old status,
Definitely older than me, but we all the same age,
Well, there's nothing wrong with a little maturity,
Well, because, you know, I'm older,
Right,
I'm wiser, I'm better,
All right, all right, all right,
How long have y'all known each other?
Giselle and I met at work a couple years ago,
And she was like the sister that I never had,
G and Nina have been friends for ever,
Yeah, that's my girl,
Did you tell Tracy what I said?
I think it'll be fine,
Okay, Don't say I didn't warn you,
When he's crying over her, remember,
If anybody [indistinct], it might be her,
-Oh, -For real,
Tracy,
Hey,
Oh, my bad,
Yeah, we by the pool,
Uh, I missed your call, I'll be right there,
Leah,
Do I smell smoke?
Babe, please don't be upset, all right?
Hey, Giselle,
Hey, Leah,
Is that a pool? I knew there had to be a pool here,
Dare me to jump in with my clothes?
No, I don't,
I'll do it,
I know you will do it, You big girl,
I missed y'all, And you, smartie,
Say hi to your uncle,
Oh, Okay,
I hate this,
As if this is not gonna ruin the whole thing,
I'm not the only one who sees what's happening,
Can I say something?
We both wanted a small ceremony,
but it was you who said
just our closest friends and our parents,
Yes, I did,
And it was supposed to be a party of ten,
The number ten representing perfection,
harmony, and creation,
-Yes, -And we said no kids,
Nina is spending Christmas away from her son,
Nina's always away from her son, babe,
That's not the point and you know it,
Is this what I have to look forward to?
Don't--
She doesn't like me and you know it,
She did this on purpose,
You guys don't know each other yet, okay?
We don't want this to ruin our magical week,
Hey, just think, Just 11 months ago,
I was the school teacher
flirting with the nice lady
and now I'm here with you,
About to get married,
On Christmas in paradise,
And she probably had great reason to bring the girls,
-They're my nieces,
Hello again,
Okay, I'mma let that slide for you,
You were right,
I do have a good reason for bringing them,
Wait, are you listening at the door?
It's not like I was spying,
I was just waiting for the right moment to come in,
That's spying, Leah, That is spying,
And the moment was to tell me
that you was gonna bring Lee and Nana with you,
You ever think about anybody but yourself?
No, You're just thinking about you
and your little wedding,
You don't think I want a vacation away
from 2 crazy kids?
I mean, Lee's cool,
but you don't think I want a break away from Rianna?
Okay, Of course, you do, And you're right,
Thank you,
But no, I'm not gonna do this with you, I'm not,
You got this thing
that you always make me feel guilty and bad
about something for something that you did to me,
Ain't nobody trying to make you feel bad,
I just didn't have a choice,
Humor me,
Can't leave them with Mom and Dad
'cause they're coming to the wedding,
Oh, excuse me,
They have a father that they could have stayed with,
It's that simple,
If you ever paid any attention,
you would know that we're separated,
Again,
Separated again,
I don't get it,
-Wow, -Sis, as dope as you are,
you keep going back to him and I don't know why,
All right, I took him back a few times,
but now I know that
there are just some things you can't get past,
He's still their father
and the girls could have stayed with him,
Nope,
'Cause he is on holiday in Aspen
with his little girlfriend and she is 22,
Oh!
22,
You know what, I gotta show you from a ghost page
'cause this little birdbrain done blocked me,
It-- it ain't real,
One,
Yeah, The girl got a OnlyFans page,
I am not about to have my soon-to-be teenage daughters
around some 22-year-old thot selling ass on the internet,
2 extra chairs on the beach ain't gonna hurt nobody,
Ladies,
So, you still think you faster than me?
I think you should get this picture, Lee,
That's what I think,
No, thank you,
Did you just wet me? Are you crazy?
Get her, Lee,
Stop! Rianna, No!
Get her, Lee,
Yo, I told him not to invite her,
Yeah, Right,
Trying to get your brother killed?
Look around, Tracy,
Flamingos, Shirley Temples, water guns,
It's supposed to be a turn up weekend, man,
She don't ever listen, bro,
Now, who you think gonna get stuck watching them?
Baby brother, as usual,
Bro, you're not gonna get stuck watching nobody's kids,
We're going to Club Kronos after the wedding,
You know she trying to turn up,
What she gonna do with them?
Your parents are coming too,
They turn up more than me, man,
Don't-- don't say that, You're getting me tight,
Leah know better, She does this all the time,
This is nothing new,
She don't wanna pay for no babysitter,
so she brought the girls,
She think I'm gonna sit in the room with them,
Leah's not slick, man, She knows [indistinct],
Hey, guys,
-What's up, -Hey,
What y'all-- Were you talking about me?
Your little brother's talking about you,
What, Will?
Yo, why can't you ever just follow instructions?
Why can't you stay out of my fucking business?
I already talked to my brother,
We handled it, We are good,
Yeah, that's 'cause he afraid to tell you how he feel,
I ain't afraid of you, though,
Will, shut up,
I had a long flight and a long day,
I can't handle you on a empty stomach,
I'm going to get some food,
See that?
Everything is supposed to be perfect for you,
Now is not the time to spare feelings,
What do you want me to do?
Make him put them on a plane?
You said it, not me,
What?
This is the family you're marrying into,
Do you really think this is the best way
to start things off?
So, do we like them, do we not like them?
How are we playing this?
They're about to be family,
Okay, but what kind of family we talking?
That still don't answer my question,
Be nice,
I think it's time,
Whoa! Come on! Let's go, Let's go!
I'm winning this,
All right, I'm ready,
I told them not to let him play,
See, you banned from game night for a reason,
-You get crazy, -What?
You don't even know what this game is,
That don't matter, all right? I'm winning this,
This is in the bag, It's in the bag, Ask the questions,
I mean, unless you want me to let you win, baby,
All right, The rules are simple,
Fellas, you will be answering questions
about the beautiful bride to be,
Ladies,
And ladies,
you will be answering questions about Kenny,
All right, hold up,
She gets the beautiful bride to be
and I get Kenny?
Get used to it, baby bro, All right,
So as I was saying,
anyone who gets a question wrong
is gonna have to take a shot,
Giselle, you're up first,
Your question is, "What's Kenny's middle name?"
He doesn't have one,
Kenny, same question,
I know that, Um,,,
Uh, it doesn't look like you do,
Fellas,
Gladys,
It's Michelle!
I knew that,
Yo, how you forget Giselle Michelle, bro?
How you guess Gladys?
It's not about me,
-Drink -Drink,
-Drink, -You gotta drink first,
Go, ladies,
Where was Kenny and Giselle's first date?
Miniature golf,
No, that was the second date,
Drink!
Drink it,
Giselle, why did Kenny wanna be a football player
when he was younger?
He caught a pass from Warren Moon at a charity event,
-February 18th,
Do you even know this woman, bro?
Man, I'm so drunk, I don't even know myself,
Nina, what did Kenny get Giselle for her birthday
after one short month of knowing her?
Diamond earrings, 2 carats,
After one short month,
What college did Kenny attend?
Clark Atlanta University,
What was his pet fish's name?
-Dr, Bubbles,
How's a fish gonna be a doctor?
Luther Vandross, Gilligan's Island,
Shellfish, bananas and polyester,
All right, bonus question,
And if you get this one right, I'll jump in that pool,
Is that a bet?
Okay, But if you get it wrong, you jump in the pool,
Let's go,
What did Kenny do before he became a music teacher?
You told her?
You ever try to look right into the soul?
Hello?
Sis, you can Google me, okay?
You can Google me, see that I'm a teacher,
You can see that I write songs for people
and it's okay
'cause she don't know who I am writing for,
I know she doesn't,
Because? And what if she does?
Okay, If she does, then she'd know
you're not just a broke music teacher,
I'm not broke, I'm rich, I'm a millionaire,
-I'm a milli-- -Shh!
I'm tired of this shit,
You know what?
Here, drink this,
Take a shower and we'll talk tomorrow
when you actually remember this conversation,
Boy, bye,
You got it,
Get it, get it, get it,
City boys down a hundred points with those moves,
This song is stupid anyway,
No, You're stupid,
Hold on, I got something for you, guys,
Come on, Everybody,
Do it! Come on! Yes, yes!
-Thank you, -All right,
-Mm-hmm, -I'm good, I'm not even drunk,
I just need to drink some shower
and take a water and then we'll be so good,
-I know, -I promise, Watch,
Yes, you're not drunk, Just right here, Right--
Exactly what I'm saying,
Lay down, Take a nap,
Listen, can you check your bathroom for a shower cap?
I forgot mine
and I'm not trying to get this hair wet,
I got you,
Speaking of hair getting wet,
I know, but it was the game,
What was I supposed to do?
She just kept pushing me,
I told you that game was not a good idea,
And you just let Sofia,,,
Look, it definitely felt good to see her jump in that water,
Keep it together,
Two more nights,
-Goodnight, -Goodnight,
-Hey! -Oh!
-What's up? -What the hell, Leah?
Hello to you too, Tracy,
All right, so we need to talk,
Oh, it's too early for that,
She knew everything,
Did you just come from a run?
Three miles, baby,
Hey, so why you gonna run three miles
and then come in here and eat like a linebacker?
I run so I can eat like a linebacker,
But we ain't talking about me,
Well, we ain't talking about anything actually,
'cause I don't have time for this this morning, Leah,
Excuse me?
Um, ok
I love you like a big sister,
Mm-hmm,
I don't wanna disrespect you,
You outta line,
What?
He's in love, sis,
Why don't you want that for your brother?
Of course, I want that for him, Are you crazy?
Everybody can tell that you don't like Giselle,
It's all over your face,
I just want him to be happy, He got hurt,
I don't want him to get hurt again,
Okay, I was with him
on the altar when Crystal left him, all right?
Me too,
I've also been with him the past five years,
and I've been seeing him date all of these dummies
and these bimbos and all of these like random women
who would never have a chance to get close to him,
I was also with him when he met Giselle,
He's in love, I'm co-signing them,
Do you trust me?
If you trust me, leave him alone,
Okay, But she knew everything about him,
Why is that such a bad thing
After ten months?
It's like she was studying him,
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, you know these girls be out here studying dudes
like, especially these new millennials, Come on,
Listen, stop, Yo,
I was with him when you told him to write under the alias,
Back then, he met a new girl,
didn't want her to know he had millions of dollars,
Get it, Makes sense, Okay?
Think about it,
What you're asking him to do
is keep the biggest accomplishments
of his career a secret
and this is the woman
he's about to spend the rest of his life with,
Here you are tripping,
telling me that she's the one who's hiding something,
Make it make sense,
That's your pops,
Daddy,
Damn, girl, What took you so long?
I was burning up out there,
Hey, Why are you wearing a sweater?
It's 90 degrees, Hey, Mom,
Give me this,
Oh,
Ma, why you let Daddy wear this hot sweater?
I didn't let that man do anything,
Hey, what you mean let me?
It is Christmas, ain't it?
So, I'm wearing my Christmas sweater,
Why your brother have to drag us out to this island?
Hey, Miss Tay, How you feeling?
Big Kev,
Why you let your boy drag us out to this hot ass island?
Man, come on, look around you, It's beautiful, baby,
Y'all are overdressed though,
What's today? December 23rd,
It's the eve of Christmas Eve,
Where my granddaughter's at?
They-- they appreciate my fire sweater,
I'll be right back,
Uh, they're just actually like down the street,
Just like two steps that way,
Oh, well, I wanna see them,
They're on their way, but I can make you a pina colada,
Aha! You know what's up,
Double shot, baby, You know how we do,
-You want some too? -Can I get a pina colada, yeah,
You can get a pina colada, You can have two,
-One, thank you very much, -Okay,
You're supposed to stop when I leave the frame,
Give me my phone,
Hold on,
-What are you doing? - Oh, nothing,
Come here, Lee,
Watch it,
Okay, Destiny's Child,
Ignore her, please, I'm the good one, Lianna,
Everybody calls me Lee,
Hi, Lee, Giselle,
I'm Sofia,
-Hi, -Nina,
Yeah, we didn't really meet last night,
so I just wanted to introduce myself,
Oh, that is so sweet,
Hey, Mom,
Get dressed,
I told her not to wear that,
You know what, we are just,
um, we are gonna see you at breakfast,
Y'all saw that, right?
Is she gonna walk by me like I got cooties or something?
You are kind of sweaty, Mom,
Maybe a quick shower,
Hey, babe,
She'll be here,
Hey, Dad, Dad, Dad, can--
can we turn the air off, please?
It's freezing in here,
Man, my head is killing me,
It should've had height requirements
on the tequila like the roller coasters,
Yo, I promise you, I will fight you today, bro,
What you want, player?
Kevin, will you please take that sweater off?
What's the deal? Hm?
Y'all remember this one?
Yeah, but who's that ugly baby next to me?
Oh!
All right, Dad, I am turning the air down,
-Thank you, -Please,
I came prepared for this holiday heat,
Oh!
No, you didn't!
-Hell no, -Look at Will's head,
What's so funny, man?
Dad, You had a t-shirt on under there the whole time
and you got us sitting here freezing with that?
You couldn't hide the holiday spirit in a t-shirt,
She's not coming,
Why am I not surprised?
I'm sure she has a good reason,
Or another excuse,
Anybody check her ID,
Don't start,
Did I say something wrong?
Time and place,
Okay, So, if not now, then when?
Not now,
This is so embarrassing,
Oh, baby, Stop,
It's okay,
I know what this means to you,
I wouldn't care if it was just you and me on this island,
all right? Don't worry,
We'll have plenty of years to meet your mom,
You know, I was afraid I'd end up just like her,
What do you mean?
I mean, with all the money she has,
she doesn't really have anything,
And I was like that for a while,
Things were more important than people,
But then, I went to this career day and--
-And what?
And then this really weird music teacher offered
to teach me how to play the piano,
-Yeah, -Yeah, Super weird,
Mm-hmm, I just remember her going on and on
and on about how she wish she had continued
her piano lessons in her childhood,
Whatever, I did not go on and on,
-Yeah, -Mm-hmm,
So tell me, what happened to this weird music teacher?
I would love to know,
Well, maybe he had suggested to the student
that she go out to this restaurant he heard about
and casually told her that he could take her there,
Mm-hmm,
She showed up in this white dress,
Aurora,
You always say that,
Oh, man, That date was crazy,
You know that night, I kept hearing those words
over and over and over again in my head,
And I kept saying to myself,
"I don't wanna have another day in my life
if I'm not able to see these eyes,
kiss those lips,"
I had to have your heart with me
and now you have mine, so,
There's nothing else to really think about,
Are we getting spa treatments too?
Yes, And I am overdue for a mani-pedi,
Oh, man,
This place is everything,
It's so nice,
So, this will be the last time I see you
before I make you my wife,
so don't let her ruin it,
I won't, babe,
Oh, I love you,
I love you,
Come on, bro,
You got one more day 'til your life is over,
That's ball and chain, 'Til death,
'Til death,
That's okay,
One woman for the rest of your natural life,
'Til death,
Does he not understand 'til death?
I'll take it from here,
I'll see you tomorrow, Mr, Gaines,
Bye,
All right, y'all, Well, that'll be it,
Time to turn up, baby!
Kenny '07 in the building,
Wait, whoa,
Look at you, You was just out there,
melting in the sand,
I was just trying to put my baby at ease
before we get into what we do,
I'm back!
-You back? -I'm back,
Talking about Kenny '07 back?
All right, let's go! Here we go, baby!
All right, ladies, Are you ready?
Let's go, Turn the music up,
You guys are really good at this,
So, are you ready to get married?
I am so ready,
How can you be sure after such a short amount of time?
This is supposed to be relaxing, right?
Kenny is the kindest, most genuine man I've ever met,
It's almost like he's too good to be true, you know?
I couldn't believe a man that good, that fine?
You know, I almost tried
to find something wrong with him,
I mean, he's not perfect, Nobody's perfect,
But he is to me,
I love him,
And I know I always will,
All right now,
I cashed in some of my DogeCoin for this,
Somebody need to sit on Santa's lap tonight,
Absolutely, Wait, sit on Santa's lap?
Bam!
Pops, we're right here,
You know you're married to our mother, right?
He know he in trouble, I'm snitching, I'm snitching,
You have no idea what you're about to witness,
As a matter of fact, experience,
-Ah, -I'm here for an experience,
Don't tempt me with a good time,
Look, where your money at?
I mean, these are performers, son,
They only perform for green,
That's the best man,
He's supposed to take care of all of that,
He might've taken care of the check,
but they still wanna see some gratuity,
I got the gratuity, Man,
Where they at though?
Yeah, where they at Lite-Brite?
They'll be here, You gotta pace yourself,
This not what you used to,
You ain't got to worry about me,
They probably seen that yellow shirt and slowed down,
Skrt!
-Ah, here they come,
Ah, yeah!
Get ready, get ready, get ready!
Got a strong ass knock though,
Whoa! Hey! No!
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Don't take your shirt off, bro,
Don't do it to yourself,
Put that on, Be easy,
-Yo, what is he saying? -Yo, I don't know, bro,
Is so funny?
I understand like three words, bro,
You know, hold on,
Let me call Pedro, Let me call Pedro,
Yeah, si, Gay,
It's always the same with Primo,
One time, he sent us a kid's birthday party,
The dad and the mom's face
when we knocked on the door and they were expecting Elmo,
That sounds just like Tracy,
Sure does,
Oh, I wish I could have seen the look on my husband's face
when those guys showed up,
Oh, hi,
I told y'all to stay upstairs,
I told her,
We're hungry,
Can we get some strawberries?
Rianna! Rianna,
One more, My eyes look crazy, Mom,
Um, am I in that picture?
Don't worry, I can crop you out,
Can you ask her to erase that picture
from her phone, please?
Excuse me?
Can you please erase that picture from your phone?
Already deleted it,
Well, guess what time it is?
Shot o'clock!
Hey, make sure y'all get some rest tonight,
-Mm-hm, -Got a big day tomorrow,
One job,
So, the girls not coming?
Sh, sh, sh, sh, Sorry,
You scared me!
I don't wanna wake everybody up,
I'm sorry,
Come on,
You know, I never met a guy that can keep a secret,
From a girl, yes, but from other guys? No chance,
That's because you sit there with all these young guys
who's still concerned about what everybody thinks about them,
And that's why they spend so much time
running their mouth to each other,
But, you're dealing with a grown man,
Yes, you are,
You know, this is a beautiful house,
I had to do everything I could
to make sure my man, Kenny, was set up perfect,
The house that you stay in is equally beautiful,
It's gorgeous, It must be costing you a fortune,
Can't put a price on memories,
Can I ask you a question?
What is wrong with Kenny?
I mean, he just seems too perfect,
He's a teacher, he volunteers, he's handsome,
No children, no alimony,
And then, poof, all of a sudden, he wants to marry my girl,
That doesn't sound too crafted?
I mean, I just worry that he's not all
that he seems to be, if I'm being honest,
Let me tell you about Kenny Gaines,
I mean, I've known this dude
since we were like yay high, He's my best friend,
I didn't know how you were gonna react,
You do have huge energy,
Secondly, you're not that short,
Why is this so good?
Icees on Christmas Eve,
Yes, The flavors, the sunshine, Ugh,
-Nina, -Huh?
You are uncharacteristically cheerful today,
Mm, So good!
You know what? I haven't had one of these since--
Miami, But that's the last one I remember,
Always good to see an old friend, right?
Old friend,
No?
Um, hello,
Carlos Guerra,
Sofia,
Me and Giselle knew each other once upon a time,
But we should probably get going or we're going to be late,
Same Nina, So, what brings you here to old San Juan?
I mean, I just can't believe
I'm standing right in front of you right now,
I'm actually getting married at eight o'clock tonight,
So, we should get going,
Cute purse,
Thank you,
Woo,
83 degrees on Christmas Eve,
This don't make no damn sense!
Dad,
It's your day, It's your day,
Check this out,
Bam!
You look good, Pops,
You too,
So, you sure about this girl?
Dad, you been talking to Leah?
Yeah,
Everybody's on this Leah thing, I got this,
Your sister can be a little,,,
abrasive,
A little?
Listen, Leah been looking out for you
your whole life,
Ever since you were a kid,
Your mom and I, when we first got married,
we were still trying to figure it out,
We put a lot on Leah,
just like when Will came along,
we put a lot on you,
Don't compare me to Will,
Nah, you ain't Will, but you did have your moments
with the girls,
Hear me out, KJ,
Now, we ain't heard a peep about nothing serious
since you know who,
Then, all of a sudden, you pop up at Thanksgiving
with Giselle, talking about you flying the family out
to Puerto Rico for your wedding?
There's no doubt in my mind, pop,
Well, that's good enough for me,
Let's get you hitched, boy,
I love you, son,
Love you too, Pop,
-Still? -God, this is crazy,
Nina, we have to go see what's going on,
You know she would never be this late,
That's enough, Just wait, All right, calm down,
Everything will be fine, Just,,,
Mom!
-What was wrong with y'all? -[both] Runaway bride!
If we leave now it'll look like something is wrong,
Something is wrong,
Have you ever known Giselle to be this late for anything?
I mean, it's-- it's hair and makeup,
You know, maybe they're redoing it-- We-- We just--
We just can't get crazy, okay?
I'm gonna go get a drink, Let's calm down,
Nina, this don't feel right,
I'll get you one too,
For my nerves,
Easy, girl,
Everything okay?
Mm hmm, Big day,
We said we were going to have a day without incident,
We're gonna have a day without something,
You told Grandma?
Told Grandma what?
What part of "keep this between us"
didn't you understand?
This is us, I thought we just weren't telling them,
Somebody better start talking,
[both] Runaway bride,
Would y'all stop saying that?
What are y'all talking about?
The girls overheard them upstairs,
Apparently, Giselle is missing,
What? When?
They all went to get their hair done,
but Giselle stayed to get her makeup done,
They came back hours later, Giselle is still gone,
Have-- Have they tried calling her?
Yeah, well, they tried her, nothing,
Not even the salon picks up,
-Who are you calling? -I'm calling your father,
No-- I shouldn't have snatched this,
All right,
You're right,
Your daddy will just make things worse,
So, what are we gonna do?
And when I say "we," I mean you,
All right, look,
You go to the salon,
I'll stay behind and keep everyone calm,
But what about Kenny?
He should be on his way down to the beach any minute,
Don't worry about Kenny, I'll take care of it, Okay?
-Just-- Just go, -How? What are you going to do?
Sofs, listen to me,
When you have eyes on Giselle just call me,
All right?
I'll take care of the guys,
[upbeat song sung in Spanish]
[Sofia muttering indistinctly]
[Sofia] Christina! Where is everybody?
[speaking Spanish]
What? Ooh, girl, you just spoke English two hours ago,,,
[screaming]
["More Than Just A Fling (feat, Ed Mils)" by spring gang]
♪ I found love ♪
♪ For real love ♪
♪ Let this be ♪
♪ The real thing ♪
[sad music]
You hear anything from her?
You got something to say?
What did you say to her?
What are you talking about?
I mean, you insisted on getting massages together,
Did you two speak?
Yeah, we spoke and I was just--
[Nina] Well, ever since these massages
things have been different with her,
So, what did you talk about?
I feel like you're questioning me,
That's not what's about to happen,
[Nina] But you've been against this wedding
since you got here,
Did you say something to her?
You're not about to blame me,
If the girl got cold feet,
maybe it's because she realized she was about to rush
into a marriage and you barely know each other,
See? There it is,
Honestly, I have had about enough of you,
No, this ain't about her,
Your marriage is a disaster,
and you keep trying to project that on everybody else,
You're an expert on love?
When do we get married?
How long it takes to get married?
You're finally happy, aren't you, right?
-Kenny-- -No, Dad!
She needs to hear this,
Ever since we got here,
you've been trying to sabotage this thing,
and you ain't satisfied until you do it,
Are you satisfied now?
Come on, girls,
Leah,,,
Go ahead, Go,
Talk to you for a minute?
Sure, yes,
Where is she?
Ms, Gaines, I don't know where she is,
I need you to figure it out, You,
That's your best friend, right?
-Yes, -Well, that's my best friend,
In there, I love him,
Kind, strong son,
And right now he is crushed,
No, Whatever it is,
she needs to come back, face him, and deal with it,
Because he doesn't deserve this,
Find her,
They took her,
-What? -Carlos,
Congratulations on your love and your marriage,
It's a beautiful thing when two people find each other
and choose to spend their lives together as one,
I'll try not to delay things too much,
For $2 million, you can go with your life as planned,
If you call the police, you'll never see Giselle again,
If you don't follow all my instructions,
you'll never see Giselle again,
My people are watching the house,
Stay there,
If you leave before instructed, you'll never see Giselle again,
Don't do anything stupid,
I'll be in touch within the hour,
Where is he going?
Probably to do something stupid,
Not now, My car's coming in a minute,
We got a ransom note,
What?
You're all right,
What choice do I have?
Don't know,
I'm just saying,,,
you should take a breath,
Make sure you're being smart about this,
I know Giselle, Dad,
Nina said that this guy is crazy,
This dude, after they broke up, he stalked her,
That's part of the reason why she left Miami,
And you found her,
All the way here, in Puerto Rico,
I have to pay the money,
You know,,,
All I ever wanted was what Mom and you had, Dad,
Family,
Love,
Some kids,
Giselle is the missing piece, And I can't lose her,
What?
I haven't said a word,
Now's not the time not to have an opinion, Leah,
Y'all just finished blaming me for the girl leaving,
Leah,,,
$2 million is a lot of money,
And she's worth it,
No, I'm saying $2 million is a lot of money,
You are a regular guy, She's a regular girl,
Why does anybody think you have that much money?
Ooh, What if she knows you're rich?
No, for real, think about it,
If they're asking for $2 million
then they must know that he can pay $2 million,
And if somebody knows that he can pay $2 million
then somebody knows he's rich,
Did you tell her?
-No, -You sure?
Well,,,
Maybe she found out,
Maybe she ain't kidnapped,
What?
Leah had her suspicions that
she was marrying you for your money,
Just throw me under the bus,
She finds this older guy, finds out he has money,
No, no, that's not it, Dad,
I know Giselle,
She told me all about this dude,
She doesn't want to have anything to do with him,
-Tell them no, -What?
Tell them you have no way of getting $2 million,
You're a music teacher,
No,
Think about it, Kenny,
They insist, then you know the know you can pay,
But if they lower the amount, they were just fishing,
But Nina, how did find her?
That's not mine,
My phone is right here,
Who's bag is this?
That's my bag,
This is not my phone,
Hello?
Go get Kenny,
Can I talk to her?
-Who is this? -Carlos,
-Yeah, I-- -Hold on,
Put it on speaker,
Where's Giselle?
Let's not get confused,
You don't ask the questions, You answer the questions,
Here is the only question that matters right now,
-Do you love Giselle? -Listen, man--
Okay, I got my answer,
Hey,
Mom, can you please take the girls upstairs, please?
That was like practice,
When you don't cooperate bad things happen, okay, Kenny?
I frightened her, but I did not hurt her,,, this time,
Let's try it again, Do you love Giselle?
-Yes, I love her, -Very good, Okay,
Are you prepared to transfer the funds?
I don't have $2 million,
-$2 million? -Wrong answer,
Hello? Hello?
I'm sending a photo, Please look at the phone,
Is it your cell? Is she-- Is she hurt?
Oh,,,
So, Chris, Kenny, what's in a name? Right?
I know you have the money, You know you have the money,
I don't blame you for trying, though,
I would have tried to bargain, too,
That's why I only ask for half
of the four million you are worth
for the privilege of marrying this beautiful woman,
Seems fair,
Look, man, it's Christmas Eve, man,
I can't get the money to you until Monday
when the banks open,
Would you like me to spend
the next 36 hours with your beautiful wife?
Or would you like me to help you get this over with faster?
Kenny, that was a question,
Would you like to get this over with?
Yes,
-That's no good, pa pa, -Who the hell are you?
-This is my-- -Cousin, Pedro,
Everybody call me Primo,
He's going to help us find Giselle,
Listen, Puerto Rico is a beautiful island,
You know, beautiful beaches, beautiful people,
Boricua? Dominican?
Primo, come on, man,
-Sorry, man, My bad, -It's not the time,
Listen, 90% of the island is sweet,
Seems like y'all dealing with the other 10%,
everywhere on the planet has a 10%,
Know what I'm saying?
No, can you get to what you're saying?
I don't know a Carlos,
but if it's in Puerto Rico and it's illegal
I know the guy to go see,
If I pay this money,,,
Can you guarantee that I get Giselle back?
That's why I'm here, pa pa,
He can pay $2 million,
Nina, what was on the phone?
I don't know, Sofia, I'm over here with you,
Okay, don't snap at me, I'm just asking,
Well, don't ask me, Ask him,
We're going to go see his people,
-Yeah, -Listen y'all,
stay by the phones, okay? Stay here and be ready,
Be ready to do whatever it is you have to do,
This is my hood, I'll do what I have to do,
How this you're hood? You're not even Puerto Rican
Boricua baby
It's on my mother's side, you know, his father's side,
Look, we good, we got you,
Let's go,
Will, keep an eye on that one,
Her last name is Xavier,
I'm so proud of you,
Rianna, remember how you found out all about that woman?
What woman?
You know who I'm talking about,
We're already on it, Mom,
So, you said the salon was just gone, huh?
It's like it was never there,
Oh, That's crazy,
And you said they, uh,,,
they just slipped that phone in your bag
without you knowing about it? Yeah, That's crazy,
I mean, you was the last one to see her, too, right?
Look, my best friend is being held hostage,
The man she was about to marry,
who I thought was a schoolteacher,
can somehow pay $2 million,
I don't know what the hell I'm in the middle of,
And the last thing I need is your little ass questioning me,
I'm not a little, I'm short,
It's a difference,
Yo, where you got me, man?
Don't worry, it's my people,
Are you sure it's safe out here?
Where's Charlie?
No Charlie, Luis,
I know you're not, Charlie, I'm asking, where's Charlie?
Yo, you speak English?
Oh, they pay him to sit there and look scary, Yeah,
Slow down, man,
Bro, you don't understand Spanish?
Nah, Bronx Spanish, It's different,
I think he said something about money,
Yes, The money,
Oh, If I,
Pay, You, Money,
Money, Ch-ching,
Will Giselle be okay?
They Puerto Rican, not deaf,
Dude, you're not helping,
-Whoa! -Hey, don't worry, don't worry!
-Tranquillo, Relax -Phone,
Si, Pay the money, get the girl,
Oh, see, we good,
This wasn't so hard, huh?
Oh, now you understand English,
English, French, Latin,
Even Chinese, if I need to,
Charlie told me not to make it easy on you,
Nothing happens in San Juan
that we don't let happen in San Juan,
$2 million leaves a lot of money to share,
When this is all over, she's going to make sure
everybody gets their piece,
Got it?
Any minute now, the music man is going to get a phone call,
He's going to show him how to steal his own money
by transferring it to a bank account in Puerto Rico
that's friendly in these matters,
She's like a regular person,
I mean, she has a good job and her address is right here
on her LinkedIn page,
Yeah, guys, I don't think it's her,
But the phone was in her bag,
She tried to act like she didn't know it was there,
But she knew,
Mm, I don't think so, She's nice,
You think everyone's nice,
-I don't like the other two, -Right?
You saw how crazy she got
when she thought she was in my picture,
Girl, my followers ain't even think about you,
Your followers ain't even thinking about you,
I mean, who doesn't have social media?
Kenny loves that about her
because he thinks she's all private,
but it's like she's a ghost,
Man, nothing, Right, I'm going to call Tracy,
They should have been here by now,
Go back to Nina Vidal, I think I saw something there,
All we saw was this college thing,
Is that her?
She definitely had a glow up, because,,,
Look at that one,
Miriam Vidal? But I thought her name was Nina,
What?
Can you please stop pacing?
You have $2 million?
Have you heard of Gwen Stefani?
Or Cassie?
Bro, what are you doing?
Nah, bro, no more secrets,
I wrote and did some of their music
for some of their biggest hits,
But the music industry wasn't for me,
So, yes, I have a lot of money, I have $2 million,
I'd have gave $10 million to get this over,
Hey, bro, what happened?
She's going to be fine,
-It's just about the money, -She all right?
-Yeah, -You believe 'em?
Yeah, I do,
All right, man, this is my baby girl,
We're going to get her back, I got you, bro,
Meet me upstairs in two minutes,
You were right, We have to talk,
Mom, It was her this whole time,
Nina Vidal, AKA Miriam Vidal,
-Divorce court? -We watched the whole episode,
He cheated on her and messed up her credit,
-Well, what does that-- -That's when it got crazy,
She stole his identity, Stole his mom identity,
His grandma's too, She took everything,
But she got caught,
Turned the girl into a criminal,
Miriam Vidal, She's wanted in, like, five states,
This is her thing,
She fakes her own kidnaping and takes the money,
and then she just runs off like nothing happened,
Something ain't right,
Now it makes sense,
You don't seem surprised,
He kept on saying "she" the whole time,
My Spanish is a little shaky,
but I definitely understand "she,"
Like, "She's going to let her go,"
Or "She's going to make sure everybody gets their piece,"
And then the other night when I was hanging out with her,
she kept asking me questions about Kenny,
At first, I thought she was a concerned friend,
But now-- -She played you,
What did you tell her?
I didn't tell her anything,
I said she wouldn't have to worry about money, but,,,
I didn't say anything specific-- where you going?
She's down there right now acting
like she's all broken up, She playing us,
Like I'm the one who ran the girl off,
They still have Giselle,
And I plan to make her tell me who,
Or, she can lead us right to her,
Yo, come upstairs, Yeah,
Yeah, but don't like--
just come up here and sneak, okay?
Well?
Trust me,
You know that boy can't hold water,
You might as well make a damn announcement,
Trust me, Leah,
- What's up? -Come here,
-We've got our stalker woman, -What?
It was Nina the whole time,
Ooh, snap,
Y'all wasn't gonna tell me that?
Hey, give me your watch,
Nah,
How you think your mom be tracking you all the time?
Take the watch off,
You been tracking me?
I'm your uncle, Learn to listen,
She's leaving, Giselle might be in that house,
Damn, I think she saw me,
-Tracy, -Damn it,
She's gone,
All right, get out of there, That was too close,
We know all we need to know,
Trace is on his way back,
It'll all be over in a few hours,
I apologize about what I said about your marriage,
Something in your big sister intuition,,,
Knew I need to be protected, so,,,
You're wrong about Giselle, though,
I appreciate you,
Apology accepted,
I didn't want to be right,
The girl made you believe again,
That's all I wanted for you,
That's what I want for you too,
Get out of here,
Just do whatever they say,
She's gonna lead us right to Giselle, bro,
Did you see Nina leave?
What are you going to do?
What I always have to do,
Solve the problem,
Hey,
We got to call it off,
Call it off? -The whole plan,
I don't want to do this anymore,
You mean your plan?
Yes, And I can back out of it,
You brought this to me, remember?
I met this guy at a career day, He's filthy rich,
I know, but I made a mistake,
We are so close,
This man is on his way to the bank
at this very moment to get $2 million for us,
Don't you see? All the guys, all the girls,
all the petty scams have led us to this moment here,
This money is going to change our lives,
But that's just it,
That's not me, That's you,
My life has been changed already,
While I was pretending to fall in love with him
He actually fell in love with me, and it changed me,
Love, And what about my life? Hmm?
So, what, so you--
You end up marrying this man, And then a year from now,
you realize you're actually in love with the money,
You get a divorce and then get half of $10 million,
Mm hmm,
You told me he was worth four million,
but the pretty one slipped a little something in
a rather compromising moment,
We said the family was off limits,
But he's not family, though, is he?
You see, unlike you, I respect rules,
It's always a con with you, Lex,
It doesn't bother me because I know you,
But you've had a soft spot for this guy
since the very beginning, And I should have seen it,
He doesn't deserve this,
You are an amazing actress, Alexis, I mean, really,
You go so deep that you don't even know when to call cut,
Giselle Xavier is a character, and in an hour or so,
the show is over, We are so close, baby,
Nina, can we just--
What-- What exactly do you think is going to happen?
What? You come clean, You tell him that you're sorry,
And then what? You two live happily ever after?
You fell in love with the mark,
It happens to the best of us at first,
But he'll never forgive you,
And if you think he could, he'll never trust you again,
It's too late to turn back now,
Now,
We good?
Can I see the dress?
It's in the house,
Come,
Thanks for calling me, She's cracking,
I knew it, I'm out of here,
I'm not taking the fall for this,
No one is going anywhere,
We put a contingency in place, did we not?
Get yourself together?
We knew this was a possibility when we started,
Now, do you want to split $2 million?
Or do you want to go back to prison?
We do what needs to be done now,
[Leah] How well do you know these girls?
I'm here,
You okay?
I'm fine, baby, We don't have much time,
Okay, Where's Carlos?
-He's not coming, -What?
-Okay, let's go, -No, baby, listen to me,
I made a mistake,
What?
It was me, I wasn't kidnapped, I was just running away,
No one has ever loved me before,
I mean, truly and deeply loved me,
And it broke me inside,
But then you came along and you changed everything,
I love you more than I love anything or anyone,
Even myself,
What are you saying to me right now, Giselle?
So it doesn't even matter if you get mad at me
and you hate me forever, I can't continue to lie to you,
Go on,
You did this to me?
I'm beating myself up trying to figure out
how I let this happen,
[Nina] She planned the whole thing,
You see, we found you, we studied you,
and then created the perfect girl for you,
Now we're going to sail off with your money,
The hell you are,
The plan was to take just the money,
But now you can't leave the island,
-Nina, -Neither of you,
Okay, you know what?
I deserve whatever happens to me, But just let Kenny go,
Oh, God, enough, Alexis, really, It's over,
Yes, Kenny,
Meet Alexis Montgomery from Houston, Texas,
You two get to spend the rest of your lives together,
although unfortunately, those lives won't last very long,
Baby, we can start over, No more secrets, Okay?
Alexis,,,
Now, you know about Alexis, Like I know about Chris Grant,
We both deceived each other, But our love was real,
Our love is real,
And that's why I told her to call it off,
I tried to put a stop to this whole thing, Kenny,
because I love you,
Baby, just look at me, Feel me,
You two really are made for each other,
Finish the job and you can have your share,
That's what I'm here to do, ma ma,
What?
What is?
What?
It's always family first,
What are you doing?
-You-- you-- -Move,
Please-- Tracy!
Kenny, take your money, let's go,
Kenny, I'm so sorry,
We can start over,
No wedding, no money, just us,
I'm sorry,
Me too,
Tracy, get everybody out of here,
What?
What are you doing, bro?
This woman is the love of my life,
She thought she was just going to sail off into the sunset,
like everything's cool,
And then Primo was like, "No, family first,"
She wanted in like five states for scam and stealing,
like, all types of sh--
We thought it was you,
I still think it's you,
You know what? Let me search you right--
Shut up, Will,
Wait, why I gotta shut up
when Kenny the one that sailed off with the whole scammer?
No, it wasn't her, It was the other one,
She staged her own kidnaping,
Yeah, but then she really did get kidnapped
because she had a change of heart,
So let's not forget that, Leah,
Yeah, but he gonna sail away like everything's cool?
-Come on, -We all been crazy in love
-before, right? -Exactly,
No, crazy is one thing--
You of all people should understand second chances,
-"You of all people--" -Enough!
Don't even say it,
-Took you long enough, -Mm-hm,
Some things you just can't get past,
All right, now y'all not going to kill my Christmas spirit,
-Let's open some gifts! -Yes!
-KJ! -What's up, Pops?
-Here you go, baby, -Aw, thanks,
All right,
Ooh-we!
Baby girl,
Oh! Okay!
Oh, and Sofia!
-What? -Ah-ha!
-Why? -'Cause it's Christmas!
Mom, give Sofia her present,
-I'm taking the , -What?
Scoot over,
Woo!