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Evening, -Here it is,
Hardly even got here, Thanks for that, -As usual,
Good evening, Hey there,
Finally some action here,
The sun is rising, -Hey, guys,
How's it going? -Heiko! If you're this late,,,
Lookin' good, Been to the barber?
Have you put on weight? -I think so,
If you're this late,,,
I've got something for you, -Yeah?
Look at this, -Go for it,
Get your wallets out,
Anyone need a watch? Look at these!
No, put away those East German clocks!
East German, my ass, They're from France, I also have Flik Flak,
What do you say, Thorsten?
You've never been to France! -That's not even in the East,
Well, Mother and I went on a culinary journey yesterday,
Juicy chicken leg in wine sauce, The wine has to be dry,
Then, a tasty Marc de Bourgogne,
What's that? -A flashlight,
A pomace brandy, Normally costs 30 clams,
on sale now at 'Netto', for 14,99,
}Schnapps? -You need a drink with gusto,
And as hors d' oeuvre, bacon-wrapped herring on a bun!
It just sounds wrong,
If I can't pronounce my food, I don't want it in my mouth,
Let him finish, -Or on your wrist either, huh?
It's your good right, -Yeah, it sure is my good right,
Because you have no style, Thorsten,
You drink your beer with two hands,
Who does that?
Kind of like old Toni over there, with his gloves,
Toni, however, has style,
But if you judge my culinary travels,
with your petit bourgeois ignorance, then I can only say what I think,,,
Another Futschi! You too? -Sure,
Two of them, buddy! -Three! -Four!
All I'm saying is that you got no style,
How long have we known each other? I'm not saying you're some dolt,,,
You're the dolt, And a talker, Above all, you're a talker,
You show up with that outfit, your watches, criticizing our Toni,
"Our Toni"!
You have no clue about watches, no clue about fashion,
and most of all, you have no clue about darts,
Let him wear his glove,
He can beat you even without it,
No matter how much brandy you drink,
Now listen here,,,
The watches are a premium product, And this shirt,,,
100% silk, from Gesundbrunnen Mall, Okay?
And I throw better than you all and Toni together,
Just so you know, -Now he's turning it on,
Yeah? Let's see it then, Go on up there,
No, from here! -Without a glove,
I'll throw from here and score higher than Toni,
And I'll drink every beer on this table,
10 euros! -No way!
-I'm lint -Let's do this,
Cool,
How much is it? What did he get? -A one,
Double one,
HEIKO'S WORLD
Heiko!
Time to get up!
Heiko, Dear!
Time to get up,
Coming,
Someone who sleeps as long as you must be hungry,
Hungry as a bear after hibernation,
Looks delicious,
So did you have a big party? -Hardly,
A few beers, a few Futschis, I even won some money,
That's great, At the slot machine?
Darts, Mother, I threw a dart,
I'm going shopping later, Should I get you anything? Want to come?
Get outside, -What do I want outside? You go alone,
I'll give you money later, -No need, I have my money here,
All that junk you're trying to peddle, you can't call that income,
I have to visit Tscherny anyway, he might have new goods,
Were you able to sell his watches?
Unfortunately not,
One of the watches was missing a hand, No way to sell them,
I'm not surprised,
That Tscherny,
What is it?
Look, Does it have vanilla on it or something?
Oh my,,, yuck!
You don't have your contact lenses in, do you?
No,
But that's why we have them, -They always fell out,
And you don't tell me? Get new ones,
I don't want new ones,
You don't want new ones? -I don't,
They burn so bad! I don't want it,
Then you won't see at all anymore, You won't see a thing,
Mrs, Fleisch, do you recognize anything yet?
Uh,,, keep going,
More,
Uh,,, more,
Uh,,, Two,,,
Mhm, -Six,,,
One,
One last try now,
Eight?
May I?
Well, the karatoconus disguised itself as a coronal irregularity,
Contact lenses are no longer a viable solution for her,
The best solution would be a cornea transplant,
From a deceased donor,
From a corpse?
We'll do it, Right, Mother?
An operation is your best chance
to really improve your vision,
Let's do it, We always have time,
First we have to find a suitable donor,
Then start looking,
However, your health insurance only covers contact lens adjustments,
Not transplants,
I should've figured, So we'll be back here in a month or two,
That may be,
But the lenses hurt,
Her eyes get swollen and red,
We want the eyes from the corpse, How can we do that?
Well, you could pay for it yourself,
What does an operation like that cost?
We're having carrot soup today,
That's always tasty, -Fine by me,
Mother,,,
That's enough now,
Don't worry, we'll work it out,
I've gotten by just fine so far,
I'll manage now as well,
But how will you manage if you can't see anything?
Soon you won't be able to cook anymore, or watch TV,
Soon you won't be able to see me,
But I want you to see me,
Okay?
Heiko will take care of it,
Can you pour me a big one? -Sure,
You're starting early today, -Better early than never,
Early bird catches the worm, -The little worm, maybe,
This is probably all from Tscherny too, -Here, -Thanks,
Here's to you, -You too,
Taste good? -Very tasty!
First beer always tastes good, -Tastes like more,
Hello, -Look who just showed up,
Harry, -What's up?
Someone die? -He's just a little sad,
Hey, construction worker, -Why so despondent, Heiko?
Doesn't matter, -A beer and a schnapps please,
Sure,
Do you need drywall? Or a drill? -No, please,
You can keep your stuff, -Here he goes again,
I know someone,
Heiko,
Here you go, -Thank you,
I don't want your junk either,
I know someone,
Pascal is calling you,
Be right back,
Here he comes, -Heiko! Didn't you hear me?
What's up? I heard you're hot shit now,
Says who?
Everybody says so,
They all say you had quite a throw,
I have quite a thirst, but not much of a throw,
Listen up, big guy,
501 double out, Come on,
You have to put up a bit more, -Yeah, -What is this?
Pops, got a tenner or not?
No money for you, But you can ask your girlies,
I'll be back,
Kick his ass, It would do him good to lose, -Another Futschi,
Make a name for yourself, -Yeah, Heiko,
I have a name: Heiko, -Make a last name!
I'd do it,
He plays every day, It was a lucky throw yesterday,
No, I've seen a lot of players, -It's talent!
Your stance, your throw, your eyes, you're a natural,
You can do it,
We believe in you, And if you lose, that's how it is,
Yeah, then I've lost 20 euros, I need the money, Where will I get it?
Alright shorty, check it out, Here's 35 clams,
Now we can let them fly,
Heiko's in, Go ahead and warm up, -I'm already warm,
Another Weisse for me, Green,
Green, -No blue? -Nope,
He can't be very good,
If I were you, I'd play,
Look, he drinks his Weisse for six hours,
no please, thanks, nothing,
I can give you the 35 euros, and if you win I get a drill from you,
Do it, -Come on,
Futschi, -The day is young,
Gimme another beer, -You have it in your blood,
Down that and off you go, -Up and at 'em,
Yes, You don't have to practice, You just have to drink,
Take a deep breath, and you got it, -Go for it,
Now take him out,
Well, well, Here they are,
Here we are,
Just ignore those macho slogans of his,
Oooh! Undertaker, huh? Don't overexert yourself!
Jette, turn on the machine, will you?
Do it yourself,
Nina, got a euro for me?
Alright,
Righty right,
Okay!
501,
Double out,
Who starts?
Go ahead, shorty,
Aim for the circle,
Ooh! One,
Hit that 500 times and you've won,
Will you get me another beer and a Futschi?
You need liquid courage or what? -No, it's all good,
Must be an error,
Now it's my turn, -Great,
For you, -Thanks,
Fuck,,,
Watch this,
Not quite, -You can do it,
Did you see that?
It's getting there, -Yup,
Now move over, fatty,
Girls, it's not my day,
I'll take another one, And another Futschi,
I've got this,
What is this?
Let's go, Heiko!
Yeah, thanks,
Hey, no cheating!
There's the line,
Shit,
Stop grinning,
You winning already? -Almost,
Next time I'll bring you two, -That works,
We'll see, I'm almost done here,
He won't last long,
What the hell is this?
Remember: Double out,
Shit! -I think I won,
Well? Who's Pascal now?
Shit, man,
Wait,,, here,
Your money, And now you're nominated,
Nominated for what? -To compete in the dart tournament
for team 'Beim Dicken', 5000-euro prize,
Yeah? -You guys serious?
Isn't he the guy,,,? -You just played for it,
You know what? Then I'll play for 'Magendoktor',
I know all the bars, -Who cares who you lose for? -Let's go,
Hold on, I haven't agreed to anything,
See you Sunday, -I won't compete, -Yes, you will,
Now he's just leaving, Do I follow him? No,
If you play like that in the tournament, the 5000 euros are yours,
Thorsten was drunk as a skunk again,
And I won some money,
Morning, Yum, smells like toadstool,
Have a seat, my love,
It's almost ready,
I don't have much time, I have to leave soon,
Where to, this early?
To Tscherny's,
Why do you need to visit him again?
It's about you, -Me?
Oh, goodness, about me,
Why about me?
Your operation,
Heiko, don't worry about it,
I'm at home all the time, I can see just fine,
Right now you can,
But wait two or three more months,
Or next Christmas, maybe,
No, it's out of the question,
I was thinking about the operation,
I don't want someone messing around on my eyes,
Using a laser too,
Like on Star Trek, or with those Jedi Knights,
What? -Nothing, everything's fine, Mother,
Just think about it, someone else's eyes,,,
Who knows what I'll see, I can't imagine what I'd see,
What if the donor was a murderer, and I have his eyes?
The things they've seen, Or what if they don't heal?
Then I'll have just holes in my face, -Have you drunk your coffee yet?
No, but I'm about to,
Heiko, what are you doing?
The sausages are getting cold, -It's all good, Mother,
Sit down, -The coffee was just cold,
Hey, Tscherny,
Heiko, my god, You keep getting fatter,
I had toadstool again,
I need to come up with some money,
A bunch of full Panini sticker albums just came in,
And a set of hubcaps,
Tscherny, that won't do it,
I need to pay for her operation, I really need some cash,
Doesn't insurance pay? This is Germany!
For some reason they won't,
I have to take care of it myself, -You must've got it wrong,
Doesn't matter, I take care of Mother,
I just don't trust some doctor or health insurance company,
If only you'd seen Dr, Bienenkorb! Awful! He's all confused,
If you say so,
Her widow's pension, your welfare check, and my stuff,
that's got to be enough, -Well, it's not,
Darts,
I'm here because of darts,
I think I'm something really special,
Damn,
Here we go,
Damn it, man,
Here,
A chilled Nordberliner,
Drink!
Now stand on that,
Shit, no,
Heiko!
Tscherny!
I'm trying to save your life here, and Belinda's too,
What if she can't cook anymore? What are you going to eat? Bananas?
Pull yourself together, and get to work!
Drink, and keep your balance!
Yes! Now keep your balance,
Yes,
and now one more on top,
When you were playing yesterday, you were pretty trashed, right?
Yeah, of course you did!
The ethanol loosened you up! Your fingertips became weapons!
Now get down off that ball, drink another schnapps,
and then you throw again,
Evening,
I'd like to have a,,,
beer and a Futschi,
Thanks,
Careful, human coming through,
Listen, babe,
I'm Futschi, and I'll show you what's up,
You spazz, get lost,
Hey, you two must come from Bottrop, right?
You can't even spell Bottrop! Can't you see we're busy here?
What's Bottrop?
Different question, you two:
How about a round?
20 big ones,
20 euros?
A blue note, -You're still good?
You bet,
We'll finish this game, then we play, -Alright,
Very good, I'll be at the bar,
Do that, -Yeah,
What are you drinking?
Probably mother's milk,
I'm Futschi, what do you think I'm drinking?
Futschi!
Have another Futschi, it's on me,
Keep your money, you're going to need it,
Another one, please,
Fuck!
Easy there, Now relax,
Ha! Yes! -I told you!
Yes!
Yeah,
Hey, Futschi lardass, what's up? -Come on over, Futschi!
Let's see your fingers!
Don't forget your twenny,
Yeah, I'm coming,
There you go, boss, -Thanks,
Come on, lardass, -I'm coming,
Get your bloated lardy ass over here,
Alright, Charlie,
the money goes to Stile,
I won't give my money to anyone named Stile,
Are you nuts? Am I not good enough for you?
Chill out, -Jens! You take the money,
Yeah, fine, -Cool,
Okay,
Alright, then you start,
You sure about that, eh?
What's up? That won't help us,
Are you drunk, or doing Capoeira?
Fantastic, Nothing,
I'm getting a slow start,
Get your fresh fingers going,
Yes,
Frankie's fresh fingers are back!
If your feet were longer you'd look like an L, -You scarecrow,
You have magnets in there, -Oh come on, who let you out?
Wow, triple one, I could've done that too,
While taking a shit!
At least I don't creak while I piss, -You giving up already?
Yes sir!
Yeah! Clean 100, I knew it!
Let's see you try that, -Yeah, let's see,
See? A little practice goes a long way,
I can smell your fear,
It's just my ass juice,
You should sign up for synchronized hurdles swimming,
Don't make me laugh, That's how you want to win?
Bag of nuts, then we got him, -Definitely,
15, then double 15,
Yes, Madam, -Concentrate,
Great,
Missed, Concentrate, keep calm,
Easy does it, Now the double 15,
Well, lardy, what's wrong?
How cool, -Congratulations,
Yeah, cool, -Ha!
Hold on,
I still have something here,
Another 507? How about it?
Double or nothing, you losers,
Let's do it, Jens, got a spare 507
40 at most, -40's okay,
Alright, it's a deal!
This time I start, -Do that,
Listen: You go to all the tournament bars and you play against those clowns,
You act like a big shot, and then you lose,
But then you put your cards on the table, - let the cat out of the bag,
Hi, -Good evening,
We'll take a beer, -Alright, sure,
Thanks,
You got the 2,
What if you had to deal with the 17?
Do you do threesomes too? If you throw like that,
you'll play for cash too,
Okay, 50 euros and I'm in,
Alright,
I'm getting another drink and I'll be right back,
Yeah, go ahead,
Another Futschi, please, -Sure,
I'll be in the back, -Yeah,
It's your first time here, isn't it?
Evenin', -There you are,
This place is hopping,
You start?
I start,
Hello, Jadefuchs, -Hello,
And you are? -Heiko,
Fifty,
I'll be getting it right back,
Thanks,
Then, go darts,
Listen,,,
Two Futschis, please! -I'm good, thanks, -It's not for you,
Oh, look at that,
Must be luck, huh?
This can't be practice, You're not here often, are you?
Once in a while,
Let's go,
I don't believe it,
Unbelievable,
Man, where are my drinks?
Luck, I don't believe it,
How much do I have?
94 thrown, 110 left,
You can't be serious, Two more Futschis!
Alright, Double 10 left,
Single, Double 5 left,
Checkout and win, -Yes! I win,
Hey, well played, -Thanks,
Hey wait, we're still playing for 100,
Let's play for 100 euros, -No, it's over,
No, I won, It's over,
Come on, just one more game,
We're not stopping now, are we?
I have 100 euros, 100 euros,
No, I don't feel like it, -Wait, what's this?
Oh, a magic pocket!
200 euros!
That makes 400 in the pot, What do you say?
I only have 100, -Come on, there's a lot to be won,
I'll advance you the money,
See? There's your money,
I trust you, -He'll give it to you,
Play, and enjoy it,
Okay, fine, one more game, -That's it,
I start this time, -You can start,
It's your dartboard,
Hey, not bad,
Great,
Very good,
And checkout!
Great,
What? -I win!
Already? Wait a sec,,,
Did I miss something? -I won again,
I won, It's over, -What do you mean?
Thank you, -You just threw once,
And you won? -I won,
It's over, Checkout,
Well, then,
One game, One more game! -No, not today,
Come on, -Accept it,
Come on, -No, no,
The stars are still out, we can play a game, Just one more!
Come on, one last game, -No, come on,
Go home, -No, we have to play again,
No, go home,
Hey buddy! -Go home now,
It's my money! -Calm down!
You've lost enough, -Who are you?
Damn it! Do you even have a function here? -Come back next time,
Take it easy,
Hey, at least gimme my jacket, -Yeah, yeah,
There it is,
I'm never coming back here,
What a load of,,,
The tiles are all crooked, You should see this,
I can't even defend myself!
You are on your fucking own, damn it!
Shit,
Fuck!
Oh God, you again,
Jadefuchs! Please, listen to me! Listen!
I need the money! -Let me go!
I need it for Mother's operation! -No way! Get your fat ass off of me!
It's for her operation,,, -Get lost! Get lost!
You fat pig!
You can beg all you want, Let me go, you jerk!
I really need the money, please!
Let's play now! -No, we won't play! Leave me alone!
Get off me!
I beat everybody except you! -Let go of me!
Now calm down, okay? Calm down,
I won't give you your fucking money! Forget it!
First you get completely plastered, then you start whining and begging,
What the hell?
I need the money,
Or else it's over, no more game shows, docusoaps, whatever,,,
What are you blabbering?
Maybe you can win the tournament,
No, you can't play in the tournament,
Of course I can, -I'll do anything, Anything you want,
But you can't play in the tournament, Then we'll be even, okay?
Why do you get so drunk? Stay with your mother, if she's that sick!
Listen, I have something planned,
I need someone strong to help me,
You help me, and I won't play in the tournament,
It's not a promise yet, okay,
But this here is pointless,
Pick me up from work tomorrow, 4 pm, Körnerpark,
Bye,
And go home,
Good morning, -Good morning, my dear,
The breakfast table's cleared,
Where were you yesterday?
Did you have a nice evening?
Oh yeah,,,
,,,almost,
What are you watching?
The voice is very nice,
Jürgen Drews is not the 'King of Mallorca',,,
You know what?
Let's make Mexican Schnitzel again, with pommes duchesse,
I'd be up for that,
Careful you don't smash your hand,
I could do this blind,
I just hammer by intuition,
Keep hammering and it'll be a Carpaccio,
How's Tscherny?
He's doing good, Drinks his beer, happy that the sun's out,
Tell him to come by for dinner sometime,
Yeah, he has trouble getting off his ass,
Are you going to visit him today?
No, I'm meeting someone later on,
Meeting someone?
Who?
Nobody you know,
What's her name?
How do you know it's a she?
Her name's Jadefuchs,
Jadefuchs? That's not a name, -It's her name,
Well, if that's the poor girl's name,
then it's a nice name,
Okay, The oven is hot,
Potatoes are peeled,
I'm going to run a comb across my scalp, Will you carry on?
You do yourself up for your date,
then come sit down with your mother at the table,
Will do,
Ready!
Coming!
Well, what do you think?
Come a little closer,
Wonderful, my dear,
I wouldn't kick you out of my bed,
I wouldn't kick you out either, Mother, Looks great,
Put on the bib, It's behind you, Or else you'll make a mess,
Yeah, yeah,
Fine,
Enjoy,
You too,
Here, Father,
From Tscherny,
A Nordberliner, Very few have tried it,
Tscherny is helping us out,
Soon, Mother will have lost her eyesight,
And I'm playing darts now,
I'm meeting someone in a bit,
No idea what it'll lead to,
That's why I have to go,
Alright, Father,
Here I am!
Did you just try to spit on me?
No birds around here,
Ice cream? -Yes, Hello, first, But sure,
Coconut, or fleur de sel?
Fleur,
Here you go, -Thanks,
You're welcome,
Where are you coming from? -From work,
So what's in your bag?
Oh,,, nothing,
Where do you work? -At an ice cream parlor close by,
It's good,
Is it something embarrassing?
Or a present for me? -This? No, neither,
You look stylish, Felix, -Who's Felix?
Isn't your name Felix? -Please,
I'm not cat food,
And I thought your name was Felix, -My name's Heiko,
Alright, if you say so,
Let's go this way, then over there,
Well,,, what now?
What do you mean, what now?
Well,,,
,,,what are we doing now?
Everything in due time, Heiko,
Or do you have to go somewhere? -No, I always have time,
Good,
Hey, did you get home alright yesterday?
Yeah, yeah, It was great,
Mother made schnitzel,
I thought she was sick,
Do I have to get into this again?
No, I just want to be sure,
About what? -That you aren't bullshitting me,
Why should I bullshit you? I'm here,
That's what I want to find out, -There's nothing to find out,
You don't play in the tournament, and I buy Mother some new lenses,
Fine,
Well then, out with it,
Fine, you seem to be serious about this,
Alright, then,
Mysterious,
Here we are,
See that red car over there?
Yeah,
I see it,
Here's the deal,
You go over there and remove the right front wheel,,,
,,,with this stuff here,,,
And then you stick this note here
behind the windshield wiper,
What is it?
No, I'm not doing that, You can do it yourself,
Why not?
Well, because,,,
I can't just steal a wheel, that's not right, -Fine, then I'll see you at the tournament,
What if someone sees me? It's not proper,
If you don't want me to compete, then you have to do your part,
Maybe I'll win this time, -Exactly, maybe you'll win,
How can you be so mean?
I don't know you, I don't know your mother, and I thought your name's Felix,
It's up to you,
Damn it,
There it is,
Good,
I'm impressed, -Yeah,
And you should be,
Bring the tire,
Really?
Put the wheel back on and get in,
Unbelievable,
Man! "What kind of ice cream do you want, coconut or walnut?"
Come on, don't be like that,
Now we know each other better, It was a borderline situation for us both,
Oh yeah, -That forges a bond and builds character,
Borderline situation!
You were smoking over there, That was no borderline situation,
Here, look,
Nice picture,
The bottle,
The bottle is our target, -Our target?
We break into Roberto Blanco's apartment and steal his,,,
We never discussed a break-in, -We didn't discuss anything,
That's why we're here, so we can discuss it,
I like Roberto Blanco, I don't want to steal from him,
Heiko? Roberto Blanco doesn't give a shit about your mother,
Sounds harsh, but that's how it is, He couldn't care less,
What will you do with the bottle?
Drink from it,
That's a big opening for such as small mouth,
That's my problem,
How do you plan to get in? -That's why I have you,
Sure, The same trick twice, -Nobody does the same trick twice,
And where does Roberto live?
House number 5,
Here we are,
How do you know he lives here?
I looked it up online, drove here and looked at the doorbell,
Google,
Brilliant,
You're sure the bottle is up there?
Where else would it be?
Where would you put a bottle like that? -I'll have a closer look,
There! There he is!
Now or never,
No, wait!
Yeah? -Mail,
Again? -Yes, again,
Fuck,
Well?
Tricky,
Tricky?
I'm no burglar, I don't know how to get in,
And what did you do up there?
I was scoping out the place, I know someone who could help us,
Who's that?
Tscherny, Lives out in the suburbs, you don't know him,
I'll go there tomorrow, alone, -No, I'm coming along, This is our operation,
To Tscherny's? You sure? -Yeah,
Okay, could be interesting, Could do him some good too,
Why not? -Sure,
I also found this out,
"Dear Roberto, all the best from Vietnam,,,
I miss you and think about you every night,
Looking forward to seeing you on Saturday night at 'Kleine Weltlaterne',
I'll be back in Berlin for your show, Kisses, your Walburga,"
We have to go in on Saturday, the place will be empty,
You stole the poor guy's mail?
It would've sufficed to read it and leave it there,
Now he doesn't even know his Walli is coming,
I'll bring it back,
No, don't, that's too conspicuous,
Then I'll drop it into a mailbox again,
Do that, That's good,
Do that,
Feel like going for a sausage?
Morning, Raina, -Morning, Heiko,
Will you make us two?
And a bit spicier is fine, -Will do, -Alright,
And for you? -Spicy for me too, please,
Girlie spicy, yeah? -Yeah,
She's a hot one,
You still have mulled wine, -Sure, it's still cold out,
I might be back for a dessert, -Sure,
My stomach's still oiled from yesterday, -Where were you?
At 'Beim Dicken', -'Beim Dicken'! Where else?
Why do I even ask?
Here you go, Enjoy,
Bon appetit, -Thanks,
You handle those sharp things pretty well,
Really good,
When do we leave tomorrow?
Meet here at 4:15, then we can take the train,
Done, -Great,
You want to finish mine? -You can't?
No,
I'll eat it,
I have to go,
Already? -Yup,
Alright, then, -Get yourself ready,
Looking forward to it,
We can do this, -Yeah, bye,
Take care, -See you tomorrow,
See you then,
Thank you,
You're back, -Here I am!
And? How was your date? -Wait, I'll be right there,
Have a seat on the sofa, Tell me,
Great, It went really well, Yeah,
Did you get along well? -Yes, she even bought me an ice cream,
Will you see each other again? -Tomorrow, -Tomorrow already!
Heiko, Dearie, you two can hardly wait!
Did you kiss?
No, we're just seeing each other,
I'd like to meet her,
I'll lock myself in the kitchen, and you two can be as wild as you want here,
That's enough, -I can't see anyway, no need to be embarrassed,
That's enough, Mother, Okay,
I'm going to see Dr, Bienenkorb tomorrow, They've found eyes for me,
That fast? -Yeah, a few tests and then it's time,
I didn't expect that, -It's great, isn't it?
Should I come? -No, I'll go alone,
I have to go to Tscherny's anyway, -No,
I can practice staggering blindly about, -Don't be so negative!
It's a possibility,
And if that's how it is, it's fine,
It'll work out,
Mother, I'm tired, I'm going to sleep,
Well, you did have a strenuous day,
Just fold it down? -Yes, I'll do the rest myself,
Night night, -Sleep tight,
You didn't graduate from high school? - It just happened,
Besides, I have shoulder pain,
I always wanted to be a crab fisherman like my dad, but,,,
,,,after the accident,
it wasn't right for me anymore,
What happened?
The watery grave, He fell overboard in a big storm and died,
How do you know Tscherny?
He worked on the boat with Father, he was his right hand,
Long time ago,
He gets premium goods from the port, and I earn a quick euro with it,
I see, -Well,
Tscherny has everything we need, He'll help us with the break-in,
You just show up with some broad? You nuts? -Tscherny! Believe me, she's clean,
I don't even wanna know what all she is,
Tscherny, Jadefuchs is right on, I trust her,
I don't know, she looks like a backstabber to me,
Calm down, She doesn't know about your business, okay?
Heiko, what are you doing to me?
Tscherny, you get three beers, I'll get Jadefuchs,
I'm not bringing spies into your house,
I'll go get her, you can go in already,
You can go in,
Everything okay? -Yeah, of course,
Heiko, you kidding me?
I'm not breaking in at Roberto Blanco's, No way!
Not you, Me and Jadefuchs are doing it,
You two?
I really don't feel like discussing this with you here,
We need your help,
You're the most criminal guy I know, So don't start with 'no way',
I'm not at all criminal, What do you want to do there?
Steal his giant Sterni bottle, -That was a lifetime achievement award,
Doesn't matter, we don't want to hurt anyone, or touch his private stuff,
It's all for Mother's operation, right?
Sure, why else would I do it? -Yes, sure,
And what about darts?
Darts are happening,
Sunday's the tournament, he's gonna win, for sure,
Sounds like a busy weekend,
Yeah, there's a lot going on, Le grand weekend,
So how do we get in the apartment?
You knock out the cylinder with a power drill, Takes 15 seconds,
Loud for a moment, then it's fine, -That's it?
Are we talking about a door or a safe?
No, it's pretty standard, And do you have a power drill?
You want a power drill from me?
I gave you five drills to sell, I'm not giving you another one,
But you'll need a thick steel drill bit,
I have one, You can take it,
Thanks, Tscherny, See?
Great, -That easy,
Yeah, well,,, When do you want to get in?
Saturday night, -He's playing at 'Kleine Weltlaterne',
That dive in Charlottenburg,
Yeah, I know the place,
All they serve there is crap beer,
Here's the drill bit,
I want it back, it was expensive, -You'll get it back, don't worry,
How's your mother? -Stable,
She's getting a new set of eyes, Then you come over for dinner, okay?
Maybe on Sunday, -Not maybe, she always asks about you,
Yes,,, I'll be there,
Alright, we have plenty to do before we get started,
Good, Thanks, Mr, Tscherny,
And now get out,
Thanks Tscherny, I can always count on you,
And wear gloves and masks,
Yup, -Right, Good tip, thanks,
Okay, I'm going home now,
What do you mean, home?
Home, I'm tired,
Where else would I go?
No, you can't go home now, Tomorrow's the day,
We have to discuss everything, And drink a cold one while we're at it,
It was a nice day, all in all,
Listen,,,
What do you have now? -It's the plan,
I see,
Okay, have a look,
Oh, there's my car, -Exactly,
We have to transport the bottle somehow,
Okay? We'll park right here,
I go ahead, you stay in the car, and count to 13,
You'll have to release the hook on the front door tomorrow,
What hook?
On the door, So I can get in,
Okay, -While you're at it you can drop his mail in his mailbox,
Why don't you do that? -I'm at home, charging batteries and stuff,
Okay, -Alright, then,,,
I go upstairs, You keep watch downstairs,
I drill open the door, go in,
When I find the bottle, I'll throw a lucky penny down,
For luck, and you'll hear it land,
Then you come upstairs,
we carry the bottle to the car, and then we drive off,
Simple,
Very good, Heiko,
Two Futschis?
Sure,
Two Futschis, please!
Mother?
What are you doing here? -Look what I just won!
You can't even see, -Money, money, money,
I hear it ringing, -I can tell,
And I saw you, I guess I can see better than you can,
Let's celebrate, Take your money and join us,
You go on ahead, I'll be right there, -Come on over,
She's just sitting there, not saying a word,
Mother,
I thought your mother was blind? -She will be, soon enough,
Hey, you two sweeties,
Mother is here, -Two little Futschis,
Thanks,
How long have you been here? -Oh yes, well,,,
I wanted to go home after the doctor's, but then I thought,
why not stop by Frankie's again?
You're right, -I can't always be home,
What a coincidence,
So what have you two cutie-pies been up to?
Well, quite a bit, We were at the mall,,,
Yeah, -We ate a currywurst, walked around,
Played some darts, -Played darts!
Yeah, we played darts, -Nice,
Then there was a little proposal on the stairs,
Yeah? -What proposal?
It was just a joke,,, -You joker,
Yes, well, that's how it was,,,
That Heiko, always kidding around,
Went for a walk, Flowers here, clouds over there,,,
You enjoyed the sun, didn't you? -Yeah, it was great,
Yeah, and we were also at Tscherny's,,,
Yup, there too,
Tscherny,
That's his name, right? -Sure,
Hold on a sec, You introduce your girlfriend to Tscherny before me?
No, what?
Girlfriend? -Yeah, girlfriend?
Oh, yeah, well,
No, Mother,
that was a coincidence,
I needed a power drill, Jadefuchs was with me,,,
Well, I can't talk about it right now,
Don't be mad,
We would've definitely come by for a coffee,
Definitely, -Yes!
You know what, my dear?
You don't have to say anything,
I'm leaving,,
Mother?
What do you mean, you're leaving?
No, stay, Everything's okay, -Maybe Tscherny will stop by,
Tscherny?
That was a short visit, -Go after her,
But you wait here, -Yes, I'll stay here,
She comes in and ruins my date,,,
Mother, now wait a minute!
We have five drills lying around at home,
I'd like it too if you visited me with your girlfriend,
I can't talk about it right now, -About what?
About the operation,
We talk about the operation all the time, - I don't mean that operation,
I'm doing this all for you, You're my number one,
I can't help it if Jadefuchs came with me,
Tscherny has all his stuff at his place, -Of course,
It's all just coincidence and chaos now,
I'm happy that you and Tscherny get along so well,
But that you always have to go to his place,
I don't like that, You tell that lazy bum he should come over to our place,
Tscherny said he wanted to visit you soon,
And after the operation, the two of us will do something, fly somewhere,
Majorca, the Seychelles, no idea, we'll just take the time and do it,
Right?
Just us two, There's another thing too, but I can't talk about it now,
We're doing this all for you, Jadefuchs, Tscherny, they're even helping me,
Mother, that's not necessary, -You go back to your darling,
and you have yourself a nice evening with her,
Okay?
We could also come up for coffee, or,,, -No, don't be silly,
Go on, it's Friday, shake a leg,
But then you're up there alone again,
Don't worry about me, I'm tired, it's all good,
Have a nice evening, Go dancing,
Dancing,
Alright, fine,
Good bye, my dear,
If you say so, -See you tomorrow,
I'm back,
And?
Did you calm your mother down?
Yeah,,,
All taken care of, She's fine,
Now you know everyone in my inner circle,
Apparently so, The whole family, at least,
Did you tell her that I'm your girlfriend? -What? No, Mothers, you know them,
She just blurted it out,
Yeah, sure, -No,
Hey, you know what?
Mother slipped me a twenny, Wanna go out and party a bit?
I can't do it either,
My mother once had a boyfriend who had a rolling machine at home,
Oh, really?
How cool,
There,
Well, it was a nice day,,,
Yeah, definitely, I have to go,,,
that way now,
I have to go that way,
Okay,
Good, -So we'll see each other tomorrow, right?
You mean in a few hours,
Or that, Wait, lemme give you a light,
That was cool, -Okay,
See you later,
Don't forget to release the hook on the door, -Okay, Bye,
Good morning, What are you making?
Morning's come and gone, I'm making Bolognese,
Mhmm,
Will we eat together, or will you be out with your honey?
No, I'm going to eat here,
I'm not meeting Jadefuchs until later,
What are you looking for? -Nothing,
Do you know where those red bags are?
They should be in the closet,
Lower left, What do you want with them?
Nothing,
I can hardly believe that I won money yesterday,
I can use it for the operation, -Let me worry about that,
I'll take care of it,
Like I said, Buy yourself something nice instead,
What should I buy myself?
I can start saving up for the wedding,
Mother, that's enough! I don't want a wedding,
A small one at most,
But you wouldn't be opposed, would you?
No,
Certainly not,
Why are you mumbling like that?
You'll see when it's ready,
Do you have something in your mouth? -No,
Enjoy,
What does Jadefuchs do for a living?
Or is she still studying?
No, she has a job, Ice cream inventor,
Ice cream inventor? I see,
What's an ice cream inventor?
She's invented ice cream, different flavors, or just one,
and sells them at ice cream parlors,
in Wedding, Neukölln too, I think,
Impressive,
Yeah, right?
Delicious, by the way,
What's wrong?
Nothing,,,
Good old Tscherny,
He's so nice to you,
And I was so mean to him,
He didn't hear that,
Soon I won't be able to see him anymore,
Heiko, I don't want the operation,
I'm scared, -You don't have to be,
I'm scared,
I don't want to turn blind, I want to be able to see you,
I want to be able to see my grandchildren,
And I want to go to Majorca too,
Heiko? -And we're going to do that,
We'll fly to Majorca,
No money,
Oh, money, money,
It'll come,
Heiko will take care of it,
Good evening to you, ladies and gentlemen,
Here comes the man you've been waiting and waiting for:
El magnifico, spectacular,,,
sensational, Roberto Blanco!
Already as a child He gambled it all away
Wherever there was gambling fever That's where he would stay
And his father said Son, you've got to let it be
One of these days You'll lose big, you'll see
And it's really not worth The price that you'll pay
He said: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Tomorrow we'll be rich Tomorrow's going to be our turn
Tomorrow I'll get lucky Tomorrow we'll have money to burn
But his luck it proved too hard
He could not get one good card
He lost all his money And dared not go back home
Here we go,
And Heiko? Thanks,
Yeah, no problem,
Tomorrow I'll get lucky, Tomorrow we'll have money to burn
Got it? -Yeah,
A few more steps and we're there,
This is it,
Here I am!
Okay,,,
Just put it in the middle somewhere,
I'll be right there,
Taa-daa! -No, Sternburg!
I hate Sternburg, -Exactly,
I'll put it next to the Mikado sticks, -"I hate Sternburg"?
This is Heiko, Heiko, Magnus,,,
I've heard so much about you, Thanks for carrying this up, Nice suit,
Happy birthday!
Thanks, Great,
Today's my birthday,,, Heiko,
Have a beer with us, -Yeah, grab one, You're good at that,
We have Becks and Störtebecker, -And Sterni,
Yeah we do, thanks to you guys,
Who's he? -What do you mean "Who's he"?
Go get our friend Heiko a beer, -Oh yeah,
That pencil is HB2 hardness,
Don't just watch, do something!
Stop! -Do something!
Take him out! -Stop, you fat pig!
Do it!
Go on!
Take him out!
What kind of people do you bring around here? -He was never like that before, really,
He seemed normal, -Get him out, Look at our bear!
Then drag him out, -You brought him, you get rid of him,
Give me a hand, -How? He weighs a thousand pounds,
Come here,
Grab his legs, and out with him,
Look at him, He must be dead,
Wait, I'll help you,
My dear audience,
first I'd like to introduce myself, Nice of you to come,
My name is Bruno Glatzeder, darts referee,
It's an honor to be here tonight,
BAR DARTS TOURNAMENT
We start in ten minutes, No more entries,
Everybody stay close,
He's not coming, Probably lying drunk in his own shit somewhere,
He's coming, He has to take part,
Heiko is coming,
There he is,
My boy, Didn't I say he would come?
The old croaker,
Come here,
I was right,
See? The old croaker, -Heiko,
I didn't think you were coming, but,,, I have a present for you,
Thanks, Thorsten,
Nice of you to make it, Heiko, Now we're all here,
Hooligans,
bullies, alcoholics,
pregnant women,
redshirts and brownshirts,
small-time crooks and riff-raff,
they have exactly one minute to leave this bar,
Because here, tonight,
in this hall, this taverna,
we are playing darts,
With pride,
With honor,
And of course fully in the spirit of our sport,
For the 10th time,
the best 16 bar darts players will compete against each other,
This is not just about sports,
What's at stake is also a prize,,,
amounting to no less than 5000 euros!
Are you ready for,,, darts?
Triple, -It's not a question of gender here,
12! -Bam, that's it,
Less talk, and you got it, -Straighten it,
The local champ, Heiko,
It's all very close, -You're not finishing strong,
The Blue Boss,,,
Out,
Gimme some space! -Stop bickering,
Keep playing, -Willi, you can do better,
Darts is love,
I can't even move! -Aloha from Hawaii,
This is how you do it,
And bam,
Maikel, on the right road,
Now's your chance: Game, set, win,
Jadefuchs, So steady,
The local champ,,, He won't let anyone put a dart over him,
So far, so good, right?
They're all clowns, I'll finish them all,
Like I said, They're all suckers,
Do you need anything? Can we help you?
It's important that I keep up my buzz,
Maybe a Sinalco for in between,
Will do, -Then we'll be fine,
Semifinals,
You can feel the tension in the air,
Two, Maikel,
Well done!
Shave the Queen, Tomi, Bye,
Maikel: right way, wrong way, Out!
The Human Dart: two, three and bye,
Out with you,
For all of you who are still here,,, Finals,
Hey, Heiko,
Good luck in the finals, dude,
I'm happy for you, You feel good?
My dear friends, what a tournament,
Darts a la perfection,
Entertainment, excitement, it's all here,
People,,, finals,
We're playing classic rules here, Score counts,
Bullseye wins, We have two finalists: Heiko and Jadefuchs,
Let's play it out, Finals, Classic,
Steeldarts,
Rien ne vas plus, The Jadefuchs starts,
Finals, friends, finals,
Tscherny,
Here, for you,
Come in,
Friends of the South Seas, this is amazing,
Only 49 points, A sad start for Jadefuchs,
Jadefuchs, nice wrist action, Nice,
Holding her own,
Heiko, triple 20,
And a sad 9,
But that puts him ahead, with an 89,
Here we go, And,,,
Another 20,
Bam,
103!
Here we go!
I'll drink anything except wheat beer,
Who's he?
Double 20,
Giovanni Muller, I saw him on TV recently,
What's he doing here? -He's performing for Roberto Blanco,
What's with Roberto Blanco?
Someone broke into his place,
He's still in a state of shock, -Really!
Triple,
20!
Ah, un petit peu amore,
Okay, Another 20,
In total, that makes a clean 100,
People, here you are seeing
the kings of darts in action,
20,
One,
81 thrown, 201 left,
Jadefuchs is ahead by 10!
This is your chance, Jean D'Arts,
Triple 20,
Will we see our first 180 today?
Well, 20 left,
Heiko, a match dart,
I have to use the bathroom, -Yeah, take your time,
Two beers for the ref, please! My throat is so dry from all that talking,
You've really put on weight since getting off the boat,
Yeah, you know how it is,
I think it suits you,
Your eyes look just as beautiful as always,
I can't see anything about blind and all that,
I'm getting new ones, -Yeah, Heiko told me,
There's an issue with insurance? -No, there isn't,
There was a letter in the mail which I read today,
And,,,
it says they'll cover everything,
The lenses, the operation, everything,
You don't say,
Heiko was making such a big deal about it, -Yeah,
Heiko is back!
Triple 20,
20!
This smells like a high finish,
100 thrown, 101 left,
Now Jadefuchs needs a miracle,
A triple 20!
Another triple 20!
Respect, Looks good for her too,
140 thrown, 32 left,
Triple 17, Bullseye, and you make history, Heiko,
There's the triple 17,
Friends, you and I just saw the game of the century,
I do believe that was a magical moment, friends,
Heiko, come on up here, Tonight's happy winner,
here in the 10th edition of the Berlin Bar Darts Championship,
Here you are, from the Sternburg Brewery,
5000 euros, Not too shabby,
My dear, what do you say to that? -Thanks,
With that, the team of 'Beim Dicken' wins Berlin's bar darts tournament,
Well, all I can tell you is:
It's been good, but what's about to happen
is already history,
Today, for you, here in this taverna, the one and only, ladies and gentlemen,
Giovanni Muller! A big round of applause!
Well, that was incredible,
what I just saw here,
I'm blown away,
Top-notch sports action,
Great,
Now,,,
I hereby greet you with all formalities, and thank you for your time,
Here in this,,,
quite small taverna, where it's a bit sweaty, but,,,
Well, it seems to be comfortable, from what I can see,
I usually play in stadiums and concert halls, but
for you, ladies and gentlemen, I gladly take the time,
Well, I'm standing here in the place of the great,
the one and only, unmistakable Roberto Blanco,
So I hope you'll grant me the pleasure,
I've brought you a new song,
From my new album, As you all probably know,
I dedicate this song
to the match winner,
Heiko,
Hello, my dears, it's Giovanni,
Everyone doing well? Great!
Come with me, I'll tell you a little bit about myself,
I had a nice piece of pig's knuckle today, Really hit the spot,
It's so good That I'm here
It's so good
That I'm here Of course
It's so good
That I'm here
It's just so good
That I'm here
Hey, it's me, Giovanni, The son of my mommy,
Let me give you some frank advice: Life is actually so very nice,
Believe in it, I'm telling you,
and your dream will come true,
Place your trust in me and I'll open your eyes, you'll see!
Hey, it's me, Muller,
I must say you are all so killer,
And you know I'm a thriller,
and all the girls call me a skitter,
I know how to write a great song
that makes the eyes go ding-dong,
I know things don't always go right, but I tell you we'll fix it tonight!
Now that was really something,
Hey, look, it's Hedwig!
Hey, you're here too?
Like my new shoes? Snakeskin,
Well, my friends,
that was something, wasn't it?
How about a Cognac?
Then we'll go home, That's enough for today,
Lights out,
I'm a bit tired,
Subtitles: SUB:WERK Peter Rigney, Florian Wolf