Soft music
Supported breathing
He turns off the engine,
He tries to open,
Beeps
Come on,
Come on,,,
Dramatic music
Your plan is weird,
My plan?
How many times have I helped you? Are we talking about it?
So, that,
I don't deny it, you're helpful,
- Well, yeah, - Carefree,
- You shouldn't hesitate, - In principle, I'm up for it,
I just need to know more before I take the plunge,
What's the trap?
Why would there be one?
- Don't take me for an idiot, There is one,
- Willy, I promise you not, - But yes,
But no !
Is she naughty? It's what ?
- In fact, you don't listen to anything I tell you,
She's a sublime girl,
She is super beautiful, super well built,
- Why are you suspicious? - It's not clear, it doesn't make sense,
There is a gorgeous girl who hits on you, OK, that's credible,
- And ?
- You, instead of making it your business, you send me to the coal in your place,
What ? It's crystal clear!
- No, it's confusing, sorry, - You're going to wear me out, you're annoying!
- There is something fishy going on, I want to understand,
Go ahead, spill the beans, What's the thing?
- There is no trap, No big deal, Willy,
You're paranoid, it's crazy,
- I'm nothing at all, I know you, there is a masquerade, of course,
Release the info, You can, Is he a tranny or what?
- Anything ! - Well,,,
- You say those things, I'll tell you, Willy,
Well,,,
It wouldn't even change anything,
- Ooh, there! Yes, yes, yes, that would change everything,
You know, we're not the same, on that side,
You play on both sides, I'm tolerant, be careful, but if
he's a guy in disguise, I don't look at her in the eyes,
I'm warning you, it disgusts me,
No, don't say that, Are you stupid?
I tell you, I tell you,
You can't say that!
For what ?
- We're not alone, We're being filmed there!
- Yes, of course, shit, Sorry, excuse me,
I,,, Sorry, I didn't mean that, Sorry,
I meant,,, Wait, I'll rephrase that,
- Yeah, rephrase, it's better, - Wait,
Um,,, so, if ever the woman you want to introduce to me is a man,
- No, it's not okay, You conjugate badly, "Was",
It's okay, I don't have your education,
- Go ahead! - Stop!
- Exasperated sigh - SO,
If this woman, then, were a man,,,
Yes ?
- I couldn't,,, Uh, how to say?
Do business with her,,, or him, that's it,
Simply because my sexual orientation
unfortunately does not allow me to do so,
So, Despite all my respect for these people,
whose difference poses no concern to me,
- Very heavy, there, OK, no problem, it's fine,
I removed the notion of disgust,
Yeah, we heard,
- I swear, I didn't want to, - Stop, you're sinking!
- I tell you, - Go ahead,
- I promise you, they don't disgust me, Just, in my world,,,
Okay,
- We don't all live in the same world, - Okay,
But in mine, in any case, - a woman cannot,,, How should I put it?
- Okay,
Have a,,,
a genital system that is external,
No, stop, help!
- I can't imagine the thing in my head,
It's science fiction,
If, just, I imagine a
woman with a male penis,,,
I tell you, my brain is going crazy, It crashes,
- Okay, No one cares about your brain,
- I tell you, - Okay,
Let's move on, OK? You're making me anxious,
We are sliding, Let's start again, Come on,
Just let me explain,
Okay,
Pardon,
- SO,,, - SO,,,
- Um, Florence is not a trans woman at all,
She is a woman by birth,
And she is very, very pretty,
All right,
On that, I believe you,
Good,
- Okay, Can I ask you a stupid question?
- In this case ? - Yes, What do you want to know?
If your girlfriend is so
beautiful, why should I go instead of you?
- You don't listen to anything I say, I tell you I can't,
What, you can’t?
But I can't do it,
What language do you want me to say, in Italian?
No possible I can't, that's it,
- Wait, Like, you, the great seducer, the jackhammer,
- who has a series of conquests,,, - Yes ?
- Are you going to make me believe that he can't honor his advances?
- I can't, It's physical, I don't know,
- It's physical, So that's it, she's naughty,
- No, hell, no! - Well, yes, you say so,
Physical ? Is she in a chair?
Isn't she disabled?
- Oh, stop! Stop saying embarrassing things!
- Damn! - What ? There is no,,,
- You want us to get cancelled, is that it?
Don't say everything you think, dammit!
Sigh
We're going to end up in trouble, eventually,
Can you keep your wits about you and continue the text?
Go ahead, stay on the text,
- I did not criticize the disabled, I said the word, it's not a crime,
- Can we relax? - Exactly, no!
Well,,,
- Noodles, They are super tense!
These are too sensitive subjects, We don't mess around with that,
Grunt You forget, okay?
You talk about it at the bistro, if you want, but not in front of everyone,
I want to continue working, you're not alone,
- Be careful, - Do you hear yourself?
“I want to keep working,” At that time, I said "disabled"
, Are you afraid of losing your job?
- I don't care, - It's not normal, I,,, it's,,,
- There are things that cannot be said, I don't make the rules, damn it!
All right,
- Do you want to remake the world? - No,
Okay, So, respect the text,
Go ahead, continue,
- Mel Gibson, he was lynched, He just talked about Jews or whatever,
Are you doing it on purpose?
- I tell you, It's interesting, Jews,
Yes, it's very interesting, OK,
but we have a scene to play here!
- Now's not the time, Willy, - Okay,
- Go ahead, - Come on, let's move on,
- I stop talking, apparently, it's disturbing,
I swallow, but hey,,,
So, let's move on,
What were we saying? The text? I don't know anymore,
- So, we were talking about the fact that I can't have a relationship with her,
- A physical problem, I asked you what,
- That means I have no attraction, Do you understand?
Even though she is sublime, I can't do it,
Okay, It's not physical, it's chemical,
- Here it is, if you like, chemical, - All right,
- You see, I don't like its smell, I don't like his hands, I,,,
I don't like his voice, I don't like anything,
- I can't do it, it doesn't work, - Okay,
You can tell me directly, I'm light, but I can understand,
- Oh, - She's beautiful, she doesn't attract you,
- Exactly, Well done, After an hour,
- But in that case, why are you bothering? Tell him no, that's it,
Send her away, Why are you involving me?
But because she insists!
I've been refusing for two months, Two months!
She harasses me, she doesn't let me go anymore, I'm going through hell,
Exasperated sigh - So she's crazy?
- But not at all,
She must be in love, I don't know,
Yeah, but there,,,
- She calls me all the time, she texts me,
Just change his mind a little,
- You're funny, If she's in love, what should I do?
- I don't have the tools, - But stop!
- Well, no, - You flirt with her as you know how,
In ten minutes, It's child's play,
- If it is connected to you, you can imagine
- that it is for your financial capital, - What ?
- How do you want me, am I stealing the show?
I live with my mother, I can't,,,
- No relation, Willy, - Well, yes,
- What is this poor man's complex? You're beautiful, awesome,
You have everything it takes to attract a woman,
- I appreciate you putting your finger on that,
- It's true, - You're cute,
- You're a great guy, Willy, You're even sexy, I tell you,
Just, wait, because,,,
We are not all,,,
sail and steam,,, It's not,,,
Me, I remain traditional, all the same, You know me,
- Laugh - You're stupid, above all,
- I stay,,, - It makes you laugh, huh?
Faggot? Do you find this funny?
- No,,, - It's embarrassing,
- As soon as someone says something, it offends you, - Knowing you is embarrassing,
- Okay, go ahead,
He blows, So, let's move on, Okay,
- I accept your mission, - Alright,
- Okay, Let's imagine the ideal scenario, - Yeah,
- Just a second, let's summarize, - Go ahead,
- I'm seducing big Florence, - Alright,
- The story is conclusive, - So,
- Okay, She falls into my arms, I wrap it up and whatnot,
- Yeah, - Your heart is racing,
- She likes me, - Yeah,
- She's letting you go, as expected, - Exactly,
I ask you nothing more, She lets go of me,
- Okay, In this case, What do I have in exchange?
Are you kidding me?
- What do I gain from it? - But nothing at all,
You help a friend, that's the reward,
What would you like? Phone - I don't know,,,
- Fuck, wait,
Ah, damn, it’s her!
She calls me every 30 minutes!
- Sigh - Just show me the photo,
- I posted a photo of a dog, she pisses me off so much,
Yes, Florence?
How are you ?
Yes, it's okay,
I was checking to make sure you were on your way,
I'm not far away,
I'm almost there,
I'm not far away, Do you still want to see me?
Yes, Great, great,
- Because I, I really want to see you,
- Okay, - I hope you do too,
- Oh, yes, Florence, - It's nice,
Ah, I wanted to tell you, too,
Don't worry, but I'm coming with my dad,
He's dropping me off, that's all,
I thought this was an opportunity to introduce him to you,
Just five minutes,
Ah, okay, okay,
- Doesn't that bother you? - No, not at all,
Okay,
Great, Okay, well, see you all,
See you right away,
Kisses, kisses, ciao,
It's good,
He's happy to meet you,
I really hope you enjoy it,
I think he's the man of my life,
Listen, darling,,,
You know what?
I can't do it anymore,
I stop,
Sigh
What are you doing ?
Ho!
- I don't want to anymore, I can't do it, I'll stop,
That's fucked up, I don't want it anymore!
- What's happening to you?
It was going really well,
Eh ?
I can't pretend anymore,
I'm fed up, I don't have the strength,
I'm at the end, I don't believe it anymore, It's dead,
I don't even have to justify myself,
I'm leaving, that's all,
- You can't leave a film like that, it's odious,
Oh, yes, yes, I'm going to embarrass myself!
- Of course I can, I am free, - No, that doesn't happen,
- It doesn't happen, no, - Ah good ? You know what?
Don't even try to understand, Leave me alone, okay?
- Are you okay? Why are you talking to me like that?
- I can't stand these stupid fictions anymore,
We're fed up!
We're no longer in the 1980s,
It's no longer of any use,
We don't care, of these love stories, It's over!
At some point, it has to stop,
It's chaos everywhere, have you seen?
No, haven't you noticed?
- That's no reason to yell at me,
I can't help the chaos,
It's not my fault,
We can do our job correctly, I don't see the connection,
Ah, don’t you see the connection?
- No, - Even without water to live?
When will we have our throats cut for a piece of bread?
Will you continue to act for the
public, as if nothing had happened?
As if everything was okay, Come on, zou, hop!
Why not, actually?
Is that your answer?
“Why not, actually?”
Do you have anything else?
- Well, no, yeah, Well, I don't know,
When the Titanic sank, the musicians continued to play,
We are the same, Scornful laughter -
They continued to act in the film, not in reality!
- But of course it is! - No, stop!
- But,,, - A legend,
- No way, - To make people believe,
- But document yourself!
- To make people believe that artists are courageous, Bullshit!
- But whatever! Go ahead, but,,,
Sigh But the Titanic
musicians kept playing until
they died frozen in the fleet, OK?
And it was magnificent!
- Gorgeous,,, - Yeah, I do like them,
- I can play, I play, So, - Yeah,
You won't be able to disgust me, okay?
I continue, it still amuses me,
- A detail to light your lantern, We're not on the Titanic!
We're not talking about 2,000 gugus sinking on a boat,
This is hell on Earth for us,
The chaos is global, The shipwreck is global,
We're all sinking, But you, obviously, pff!
You're at peace with that, Are you comfortable, are you okay?
The end of humanity is coming and you want to play my daughter in an arthouse film?
No, but you're stupid, that's it,
- You're stupid, - Yeah, stupid,
- Yeah, - Yeah,
So what?
Movies have never been of any use, What did you believe?
Saving lives with your turnips, there?
No, we don't care!
That's why cinema is cool, It's useless!
Well, great, so much the better,
You're lucky if you enjoy it,
- SO,,, -And you would do it for free?
- Eh ? - Damn, I don't even answer,
It's important, answer,
Would you recite shitty lyrics and get naked in
movies if you didn't want dresses and jewelry? Answer!
- You know what? Shut up, okay?
- Yes, I'll shut up, - OK?
I'm not going in there,
Your negative energy, You keep it for yourself, OK?
No, but anything!
You're crazy!
Let go, I act as if I heard nothing,
She breathes, Otherwise, I'm going to freak out,
Okay, it doesn't matter, Come on !
Go ahead, things have to move forward, I continue,
I'm a pro, I'll repeat the text here,
- Go ahead, we listen to you, we listen to you,
- Go ahead, we'll listen to you! - Okay, that's it,
She breathes,
Dad,,,
Laugh Dad,
Sigh I really hope you enjoy it,
I think he's the man of my life, this guy,
- Is this your best performance? Are you at your peak now?
Eh ?
Shit ! Damn!
I'll be better afterwards, You know very well how it goes!
They will correct it in post-production, there will be editing, music,
And you, you're not perfect all the time,
You don't do a whole take, with your mannerisms!
- What ? - Yeah, your mannerisms,
- Ah good ? - Yes,
Right now, I don't have one!
I know when I have it, There, I don't have any, that's okay!
Let go !
- I don't care, - It's mean to use that,
- Very naughty,,, - Yes, It's mediocre, Lousy, even,
Lousy, She apes him,
- Poor guy, we talk about his tics, it's nasty,
Go ahead, damn it, be a man! Do your job there!
Okay, okay,,,
- Give me the answer! - OK, I'll do it, no problem,
- Go ahead, - You'll see, it's rubbish,
Hold on tight,
- Go ahead, - Listen, darling,,,
Do you really think it's,,,
Laugh Wait, Laugh Look, darling,
do you really think it's a
father's job to judge,,, What is the text?
- “Do you really think that’s a father’s role…”
That's it, that's it, that's it,
Listen,,, I'm going, Do you really think
it's a father's role to judge the man you love?
I will accept it, no matter her color or religion,
because my role is to support my daughter, Satisfied ?
- Well, yeah, - But you realize the nullity
from what I recited?
Or maybe you're deaf,
- No, - Well yes,
- No, I think it's good, A simple story,
It speaks to me,
It's just a little scene that explains the next one, that's all,
It gets interesting after that,
- But we can no longer wait for it to become so, We don't have time anymore,
We are sinking, It's going to crack everywhere!
It's war, there are more resources,
Phone
One second,
Hello ?
Yes,
No, we're not filming, Well, yes, but not really,
But I don't care, Go ahead, tell me, What ?
Who ?
Oh, damn,
Uh,,,
OK, I'll call you back,
No, no, I'll call you back, I'll call you back,
- What is it? - Damn,,,
What, is it serious?
Something crazy is happening to me,
What's going on?
- Eh ? - See, Paul Thomas Anderson?
No, Well, yes, yes,
- Well, Paul Thomas Anderson wants me to star in his film,
Damn,,,
Damn, you scared me too much!
I thought it was a death,
- Wait, did you hear? Paul Thomas Anderson,
- Yes, well,,, - It's astonishing, it's astonishing!
- Yeah, - Are you not reacting?
- That's great, You said you wanted to tour more,
The cow!
I knew it was going to pay off, at some point!
40 years that I work like a dog, and then, bam, it falls,
The greatest director in the world wants me for his film,
Oh, the slap!
It's the slap of the century, The slap of the century!
Okay, excuse me, sorry, I had a little slack,
It's better,
Come on, let's go again,
I'm back, I'm back, Here we go, here we go,
- We do it there, standing up, OK? - Yeah,
- It's less static than the car, - Go ahead,
- OK? - Yeah,
Clearing throat
OK, I'll go,
Soft music Listen, darling,
Do you think it's a father's role to judge the man you love?
I will accept it, whatever their color and religion,
Because the role of a father, is to support your daughter,
So,
All right,
Thanks, Dad, Laugh - Come
on, I can't wait to meet him, Come!
- Yes, well, that's for sure, - Oh, there, there,
- I would like to take a walk, collect mushrooms,
No, that's not possible,
Well, we're getting to know each other a little bit,
- We don't have the means, What do you want me to say?
The guy she goes to, who's nice,
As a roommate?
- Yes, that's it, - Yes,
- A big box, I imagine, - Very big,
Yeah, but,,,
if we want a nice trip for the end of the year,,,
- Hi, - Hi,
- How are you ? - Yeah, it's okay,
- My father, - Good morning,
- Good morning, You are David, I assume,
- David, absolutely, - Alright,
- Okay, so, I met Willy, a friend, Let me introduce him to you, it’s Willy,
- Hi, - Hello, Willy,
- I hope you don't mind if he joins us,
- No, - I hope you don't mind,
- No, - It's okay, don't worry,
- Shall we have a drink? - Yeah,
- Yeah ? - Come on,
- Okay, - Okay,
Can I talk to you for two minutes?
But why?
- You'll see, Um, let's come back, okay?
We come back, we take a smoke break,
- What ? - Wait, Like that ?
- In the middle of the scene? - Two seconds, okay?
We hurry,
- Two seconds, - Okay,
Good,
- Good morning, - Shall we go anywhere?
- Go for it,
There, does that suit you?
Come on, bank!
- How boring he is, this guy, damn it!
- William? - Oh, yeah!
A nightmare!
- I can't screw him up anymore, I swear, - Oh yeah?
This is going to be very hard, this story,
That's not funny,
Yeah,,,
I'm too drunk to be here,
Sorry for you, it's nothing to do with it,
There's no harm,
I don't know how to do it,
- You have to arrive,,, no choice, must separate the man from the artist,
Yeah,
- Both are horrible, actually, - Oh,
So, it's more delicate,
Hmm,
-Martin Scorsese, - Not an old man!
A major contemporary guy, I tell you, A monster!
- A major contemporary guy,,, Ah, Tarantino!
Smarter than that, Mounted,
- No, your quiz is boring, Go ahead, tell me,
Okay, Are you ready?
Come on !
Paul Thomas Anderson,
Ah, him!
- It's good, - Ah OK !
Well, that's super cool,
Ah, well, yeah, well done, Yeah,
- Yeah, okay, “That’s really cool,”
Are you acting blasé?
- No, it's great, - Well, yes,
Do you understand what's happening to me?
- What do you want me to say? I'm happy for you,
Do you want to impress me? Pardon,
You're jealous,
- No way, - If,
The others are waiting,
- Killer joy, I'm talking to you about a genius, you're worried about this piece of shit,
- But are you serious? - You receive a
call from the Americans, do you despise us?
- You would do the same, - No way,
Well, yes, Well, yes,
Do you speak English, at least?
Well, that’s okay!
It can be learned in two minutes,
There are methods,
- He spoke of the end of humanity, the war,
A mentally ill person,
Sorry, eh!
Sorry, sorry,
We are here,
- We're going to start again, - Well, then?
- Sorry, - Come on, hop!
Okay, okay,
Good,
Here we go ?
- Yeah, - Yeah,
- OK, ready? Clearing
throat OK, here we go,
- Soft music - Nice to meet you, finally,
I'm happy too,
- Florence talks so much about you, I was wondering if you existed,
- Laugh - Dad, please,
It's embarrassing,
- No, let him speak,
It's okay, it's cool,
But he won't stop anymore,
I know him, He will completely
monopolize the conversation,
She's not wrong, it's true,
I talk a lot, It's stronger than me,
I can't stop talking,
Even when I should be silent, I
don't know why, I speak, I speak,
It comes out on its own, It's funny, huh?
- However, when I was little, I was rather,,, - I'll cut you off,
- Just a second, - Eh ?
What ?
- Have you been filling your nostrils?
- Eh ? - Pardon ?
- Did you take a rail of coke to get back in shape, or what?
- Are you stupid or what? We were talking,
He just scratches his nose,
You're burned out at 25 km, I'll tell you right away,
- I get the mood, - Hey !
Wait, Hey, already,,,
You don't call me "him", you will be nice,
Eh ? But what are you talking about?
I scratch my nose, so what?
I don't have the right?
Laughs I’m not
telling you that,
Don't take it badly, I don't judge,
But don't act like you're arguing, Be honest with us,
“We’re having a little rail,” We have been warned,
- That's just it, don't take it seriously, - You're heavy,
- Tell me, where did you come from?
Eh ? Where do you come from?
Do you know how many characters I've played?
You bastard, go! You weren't born, I was already making five films a year,
Would I be at the top of the bill if I showed up?
- Frankly, - Are you at the top of the bill?
- Yeah, upstairs, - Oh, yeah!
- Okay, - Do you have a problem with that?
- No, none, - Please, let's start again,
- Do you think Paul Thomas Anderson would hire me, otherwise?
Stupid, go!
Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about,
Shut your mouth !
You're aggressive, "shut up" straight away,
You're on substances, on the rise,
Come back down a little, calm down, He whistles,
- But,,, - Calm down,
- He stayed, - You're boring, You're heavy,
- Stop, - I have to bow down, is he yelling?
I believe I have the right to know who I am dealing with,
- OK? - Yes of course, Do you want to know?
Search me, Do you want to be sure?
I don't need it,
- Stop, stop, - Yes, search me,
You want to investigate, Inspector My Balls?
Jerk !
I never took anything, never!
Kiss my ass !
Hey ! First of all, very gentle, stay polite,
- Very soft? - Why are you putting yourself in this state?
Your bloodshot eyes, A mad cow,
Do you know what she says?
- Damn! - Are you okay?
Can't you help it?
- Do you break down every ten minutes? - Well, what?
- We're never going to finish, - Am I being insulted?
Exasperated sigh He cuts me off mid-retort,
- Tell him nicely, Don't get carried away like that!
It was nice,
- Super nice, - Regarding what I wanted to say,
- You're lucky, I don't hit old people,
- Yeah ? - Yeah,
- Well, go ahead, Come on, let's go out, I'll take you apart,
- Nobody dismantles anyone, Are you sick?
- You're bleeding, - Stop this nightmare!
I'll clean you up,
How are you ? He grumbles,
Little bastard, go!
Oh, damn!
But no, she’s right!
We're never going to get there, It’s a disaster!
Sigh
Do you realize the horrible image people give us? No kidding,
Gratuitous violence, physical and verbal, Do we need this?
Oh !
The rooms are already empty, So, here, I tell you, sincerely,
no one will want to see our face, Damn!
Laugh sad It's dead!
The public will hate us,
- Stop wanting to be perfect, You inflate us with your image,
They don't care, people,
They don't know our names, they have other worries, What do you believe?
They moved on,
- No, that's cynical, I don't agree!
There are still wonderful movie fans out there, Laugh
mockingly Well, yeah, And we're exposed, I'm sorry,
We must set a good example,
Did you need to hit him?
The good example, well let's see,
Hey, you know what? Sigh
Start by accepting your homosexuality, for example,
- Come out of the closet, - What ?
- Come on ! - Fuck you, no relation,
- It's all well and good to teach others lessons,
Fix your personal problem, then we'll see,
Damn!
So, wait, for your information, I
don't have to justify myself to you!
Laugh mockingly And still, still,
excuse me, first of all, it's not a problem,
I'm not gay, I'm bi, it's not the same,
Practical, your thing,
Like hybrids, You pollute, and you change when it suits you,
- Great, your thing, honestly, - No, but wow!
Help!
I don't want to understand this disgusting metaphor,
But my God!
Guillaume laughs,
I should never have made this film,
That, the lure of profit, is terrible,
Me, you wave a 500 bifton in front of
my eyes, I roll in shit, without question,
- Can you stop moving? - Oh,
- It's already boring enough to do that, - Pardon,
- Why did I have this stupid reflex to clean you like a nurse?
Hmm,
Maybe you like me a little bit,
How do you like me?
- In the scenes? - Yeah,
Yeah, it's okay, you're good, yeah,
- Do you really think so? - Yes, you are credible,
- You will see, my range of emotions is wide,
Honestly, for now, I play with restraint, but when I
let go of the brake pedal, afterward, it gets tough!
- He mumbles, - Are you okay?
- No ? - Well, no,
- I don't know, I felt it, Excuse,
- Well,,, - Yeah,
- You know, I can grill you for that, - What ?
- If I tell that, you never work again,
- There, I raped you without realizing it?
- If I didn't have the reflex to step back, you touched me,
But ho, I'm training, ho!
We have to kiss in the movie,
For fakes, not like that,
- Exactly, I was testing for fakes, to practice for fakes,
- Embarrassed laughter - I felt an energy for real,
- You capture people's energies like that, in two seconds?
- Well, yeah, - Are you a medium, like?
- Yeah, I'm medium ass, perfectly,
But what do you think? I know the guys very well,
You're not the first to try,
Phew!
Listen to what I'm going to say,
Even if you pay me a million dollars,
cash, a million, I promise you, I won't
spend ten minutes with a naked guy in my bed,
It's unnatural for me, I'm sorry, that's what I think,
You are disturbed, He whistles,
- But go ahead, sink in again, that's good, well done! Damn, the cow!
Are you thinking in dollars now? Did you think you were in Hollywood?
Nobody wants to be in your bed, Did you look at yourself?
- You would be surprised at my success with women,
- You can't imagine, - It's hard, forgive me,
- As for Hollywood, even if it pisses you off,
sorry for you, but it's a reality, that's how it is,
I'll finish this crap with you and straight away, I'll take the plane,
- You will see me more, - But get out of here!
We're not going to hold you back, are we?
- We're trying to do one last one, At the first slip, I lost my temper,
- Shall we take it back? - Let's start again,
You all piss off,
- Is your sore feeling better? Are you going to survive?
I don't even blame you,
Coming from an actor at the end of his career,,,
- OK, can we continue?
Laugh - Of course, One second, You know what?
I wish you could make even 5% of my career,
- Okay, - But you won't make it,
Do you know why? It's the economic crisis,
- Shall we start again? - But I wish you,
I simply say “good luck”,
OK, shall we continue?
- Crisis or not, in two years, I'm at the top,
I'm going to eat it all,
Laughter At the top of what?
- Stop, - At the top of the poster,
- At the top of the poster? - Stop!
It's okay, it's him,
Are you twelve or something?
Shall we start again?
- Are you going to compare your cocks? - How are you,
- Let's start again, - Be a little professional, you're a shame,
Laugh
My ass is full of it,
- Do you have to be vulgar? “Cock”, “ass”, why?
I too am ashamed to be among you, I'm mortified,
- Shall we start again? - You, I'm going to tell you one thing,
One homophobic remark and I file a complaint,
Don't worry, you're not going to file a complaint,
- I've already emptied everything, I have nothing left, - Very good, thank you,
Please,
- Here we go ? - Of course,
- Go ahead, Guillaume, start again,
At your command, chief,
Okay, I'll start again,
Soft music It's nice to meet you, finally,
I'm happy too,
- I was wondering if you really existed,
Dad, please,
- What ? - It's embarrassing,
- Let him talk, it's cool,
- Well, no, I know it by heart, he won't stop anymore,
- He will monopolize the conversation, - She's not wrong,
I talk a lot, he's stronger than me,
I can't help it,
Even in situations where I should keep quiet, well,
I don't know why, I speak, it comes out on its own,
It's funny, though, when I was little, I was shy,
So, Florence told me - that you are a banker,
- Quite,
Maybe that's why I talk all the time,
Maybe to confuse my clients, Who knows?
So, for me, it’s still funny,
in real life,
I've never met a banker like that,
- Ah, say so, - Yeah,
Clinking glasses
We sell when everyone is buying,
we buy when everyone else is selling, It's not more complicated than that,
So,
Sorry for the wait,
- Oh! I ordered a very good Burgundy,
- Do you like that? - Yes,,,
- I love it, - Let's see,
- SO,,, - Tremendous,
Yes,
Oh, there! Hey !
Damn,,,
He growls,
I'm sorry, I've been stressed since this morning,
We see that,
Stop, put it everywhere,
Stop,
- This is my first time as an extra, - Oh,
It must be stage fright or something,
I hardly slept at all,
- Oh, there, there! - Damn,,,
It's not fucking possible,
I'm sorry for screwing this up,
Oh, no,
It was already shit before you arrived, No problem,
What's your name ?
Stephane,
- Okay, It's going to go well, Stéphane, - Okay,
There is no stress,
- We are with you, - Can I try again?
- Yes, go ahead, You have time, There, practice,
Okay, SO,,,
So, Tremendous,
Tremendous,
Oh, there, there! No, but,,,
So, uh, Stéphane,,,
Stéphane!
Are you sure it's not
rather neurological, your concern?
- No, - No ?
I'm stressed to death, I know myself,
My stomach hurts and everything,
I feel it,
In fact, I,,,
I always dreamed of participating in a film,
So,
So, I lose my means,
I've been waiting for this for ten years,
Listen,,,
Stéphane, don't put pressure on yourself, It will stress you out even more,
Relax,
Nervous laughter
Oh, damn!
Right on the day I make my dream come true, damn!
I'm screwing up like a complete loser!
- Oh, no! - Don't hit you,
Stéphane, don't knock
yourself, it's just a film,
- Okay, sorry, - OK?
(-Sorry,)
So, start again,
Relaxed, calmly, everything is fine,
All right,
- SO,,, - So,
- Oh, great! Burgundy, - So,
- There, I agree with Guillaume, It looks like an epileptic seizure there,
Well yes, I was right,
- He's not doing well, - Puppy!
A bonus Gilles de la Tourette,
- Laughs - Stop a
little, you too, there,
You're making him anxious,
I'm going to get some fresh air,
I have never witnessed such a painful moment in my life,
Ah! Uh,,,
- Are we leaving the Titanic? - Perfectly, yeah,
Oh !
I'm sorry, It's my fault,
- No way, - If,
It's not you,
Go ahead, look, We have some time, practice,
All right,
- SO,,, - Great,
Very good, thank you, Great, He mutters,
- Ooh, there!
Laugh Oh, damn!
- Uh, Stéphane, - It's not possible!
- I'm too tense, - Stéphane,
- I put it everywhere, - Stéphane!
In my opinion,
you should,,,
drink the rest of the bottle,
Nervous laughter Yes, trust me,
You can't
continue, you'll explode,
SO,,,
Have a drink,
take it easy, buddy,
All right,
- On this one, he is right, Frankly,
- Okay, - Yeah,
Good,
So,
Yes, I'm sure, yes,
It's a disaster, abominable atmosphere, everyone is arguing,
I'm going to get cancer if I stay here,
And the other one, just now, he tried to abuse me in the toilet,
What a horror,,,
There's a Mongolian extra trying to,,,
Sigh I,,, I can't take it anymore, actually,
- OK? - Okay,
Listen, we'll find a solution,
Take a deep breath, calm down, It's going to be okay, I'm with you,
Indeed, if you leave today, you won't gain anything, that's normal,
Oh, damn!
- Well, finally, Florence, you signed, anyway,
You know we don't do what we want,
- Find something, Don't you have an idea?
Otherwise, I don't know, we can lie,
They say you're pregnant, that's it,
- What? - Well yes, you're pregnant,
You feel really bad, you have nausea, dizziness,
So you can't turn anymore, A really good excuse,
You are the worst agent in the world,
Is that your only idea? Pretend you're pregnant?
- Why not? - What do I do? Should I put on a fake belly?
I don't know anything about it,
Forget it, I'm on my own,
You're useless anyway,
Have a great vacation, with my money!
- But finally! - Ciao, Ciao!
Little streak,
Vibrator
Yes, my Davidou?
- Yeah, darling, I need you, Do you have two minutes?
- Of course, my darling, Tell me,
- It’s Tardieu who tells me about a role that someone offered him
on the next Paul Thomas Anderson,
- Do you know? - Noises from the corridor,
Who takes care of that?
I think it's Marine,
Okay, okay, great,
I would like you to call, You torpedo it and make it clear,
Indistinct
I don't know, darling, what you want, You call him an anti-Semite,
Or a drug addict, an alcoholic, What you want, but you release it,
And you arrange for them to take me,
OK?
But of course, He doesn't speak a word of English,
Isn't that your real name?
Well,,,
Christian is my real name,
And Willy is my stage name,
- Ah, okay, it's even worse than I thought,
Um, did you choose it?
Ah, yes, yes, In fact, I,,,
- I'm a fan of the Arnold and Willy series, - Oh,
- How I adored the dwarf, the African, I identify with him, I don't know,
No kidding, are you serious?
- Yes, Since school, I call myself Willy,
It's an old delusion,
I watched all the episodes,
- You are really very, very stupid, you, Oh, yes,
For what ?
The dwarf isn't Willy,
Good morning,
The dwarf is Arnold,
- Good morning, - It's known!
Everyone knows it's Arnold,
You watched 200 episodes and didn't get that?
Wait, are you telling me
that I have been wrong all my life? Do you want to strike me?
Laugh It's what ?
At least it makes you laugh,
- you like me, finally, - It's a little early to decide,
But I don't want to hit you anymore,
You'll come to like me,
- Yeah, - Come on, cheers,
- To Arnold and Willy, - Perfectly,
Laugh
How are you doing with the wine?
I can't,
I'm going to train, I'm here, I'm training,
- Practice, yes,
You wait
the actress to continue?
No way,
We have a little problem with the extra,
The overweight gentleman who is the waiter,
Oh,
- He's been having trouble doing something simple since a while ago,
He's super stressed, It's not easy for him,
All right,
- Go ahead, - It's not possible,
But,,, oh, damn!
This is the worst day of my fucking life!
No, it's awful!
I'm going to have a nervous breakdown!
Come get me now, right away !
- My darling, stop crying like that, it's ridiculous,
The worst day!
- You know what I think, I always told you,
You're not made for the cinema,
Contemptuous sigh It's
an environment of degenerates, that's it,
You should have continued your studies,
You see, it makes you unhappy,
And you're not good, Excuse me for telling you, Florence,
You are playing badly,
Even your father, who adores you, is dismayed,
- It’s awful, - Yes,
Sometimes we feel ashamed, I promise you, When we watch you on TV,,,
She hung up, THANKS,
- Damn,,, I'm shaking like crazy,
Nervous laughter I can't take it anymore,
- Two seconds, calm down,
He blows,
- Breathe,
- Ah, there, there! It's terrible, stage fright,
Especially for a shitty little actor,
Everyone is waiting for him, It's horrible, the pressure for him,
It can last for hours,
- We can't imagine all this when watching a film at home,
It's crazy, behind the scenes,
- We go to great lengths to offer you a little bit of magic,
- THANKS, - According to the production, this is the 1st film
entirely made by an AI, Is that true?
Yeah,
Written and produced by artificial intelligence,
A world first,
- Ah good ? - Mmh,
What does that mean, concretely?
We don't know anything about it,
Well, actually,,,
Pff,,, Yeah, no,
I can't explain, it's a bit sad,
Keep dreaming,
It's better,
- All right, Embarrassed laughter
- Damn,,, that,,, - Yeah,
He blows,
- It's nice to see you, my darling, you know?
I miss you,
- Are you still crying? - It's nothing,
I'm tired, that's all,
Are you having fun, otherwise?
- Simone's mother does a normal job,
It's interesting, She grows vegetables for the market,
That's cool,
Would you like me to do a normal job?
- No, you couldn't, It's super complicated,
- Ah good ? - Well yes,
You only pretend to do jobs,
Okay, come on, I'll go back,
Kisses, darling,
- Kisses, - Kisses,
Sigh
Damn!
And if not, Stéphane,
what do you do?
apart from serving red wine? I prefer to stay focused, sorry,
- Or I won't make it,
- Wouldn't you play maracas in a music group?
The whole world is fighting over it,
12-hour concerts without interruption,
- Stop, - Huge musician,
If you're kidding,,,
Shit ! There you go, there you go!
Thanks, eh!
I can't do it, I'll get there,
Laughter
Shit !
It's good, there!
So !
I've had it up to here !
Gunshot
No kidding, right?
People take photos,
- Tell me,
- Is that still part of the film? - Shh,
panicked cry
- Oh my God ! - Oh my God !
Cut,
It's in the box,
Ah, yes!
- Ah, damn, the cow! I can't take it anymore,
I have them everywhere,
- It was great, - Cleaning!
- Well done, - THANKS,
- Awesome ! - You too,
- THANKS, To all, - See you later,
- Bravo, Guillaume Tardieu and Florence Drucker, This take
was excellent, probably the best,
- I felt it, - The game complied with my instructions,
Congratulations,
- THANKS, - THANKS,
Say, just one thing about all that,
Sorry, but do we understand
why the guy commits suicide?
Seems a bit fast to me, doesn't it? You don't believe it, do you?
- Your personal opinion is not taken into account,
- I know, but in doing so, I found,,,
- Your personal opinion is not taken into account,
Got it,
I have 40 years of experience behind me,
I'm starting to know the ropes, If you don't mind, I've got it,
It wouldn't be stupid to listen to me,
You are not going to decide everything, alone, in isolation,
with your algorithms, it's ridiculous,
At one point,,,
- Your personal opinion is not taken into account,
- Uh,,, - I would have said so,
- If I may, I don't share his point of view,
I find it exciting, this way of making cinema,
Laugh I adore,
- Your personal opinion is not taken into account either,
- So, - Okay,
- On the other hand, I started editing the film,
I am pleased to announce that we are, for the
moment, 92% faithful to the artistic charter
commissioned by the studio, which is a very good score,
- Great,
- If that's what's important to you, we're delighted,
- It's an excellent day that's coming to an end,
Return to the hotel to rest,
Remember to sleep at least 7 hours,
Don't forget, Not,
Not, Not,
Ah, it crashed,
- It's okay, we understood the main thing, We're not stupid,
Come on, see you tomorrow,
- See you tomorrow, - Not,
- There's no point in licking his ass, He doesn't have an ass, actually,
I don't want to be cut off during editing,
Not, Not,
The bug continues,
,,,
"Love is a dangerous game" (Millie Jackson)
,,,
For the moment, we are 92% faithful
to the charter ordered by our producers,
This is a very good score,
- I'm happy, - Hello, Willy!
- Kisses, my Willy, - One second!
- Here we go, - Hello, kittens,
You were magnificent, you assured!
- Shall we meet at pizza tonight? - No, I'm staying at home,
I'm a little exhausted,
Poor guy, he's exhausted!
- With this text,,, - Hey, it's okay!
- Come on, rest, see you tomorrow, - Hi !
See you tomorrow !
Sorry, I'm yours,
Can we go back to the results? How was I? Was it okay?
- You were good, but not rigorous enough,
You have damaged or modified 14 lines of dialogue today,
- I'm sorry, it comes out on its own, I have to work on it,
I can't do it, sorry,
- I used the automatic dialogue
corrector to put everything back in order,
There will be a deduction of 460 euros excluding tax from your salary,
- Okay, no problem, - Okay, hey!
You're not going to talk all evening, Here we go ?
I'm finishing,
Sorry, I have to run, But I promise to be more careful,
We have work tomorrow,
Remember to sleep at least 7 hours,
7 a,m, sure works,
Thanks, boss, See you tomorrow,
Okay, come on,
Sorry,
Yeah, no, but I know,
But I had big personal problems, In fact,
My wife left,
So, uh, I had depression,
So,
I gained 23 kilos between the casting and today,
That's why I changed a little physically,
I'm sorry, huh,
We had to be informed of this
significant change in weight,
We will be forced to digitally retouch your bodily appearance
to give you a standard silhouette,
- Ah, well, OK, great, I don't care about that,
- Unfortunately, the additional post-production
cost of this retouching will be deducted from your fee,
Good evening and thank you, Stéphane Jouvet,
What ?
Without messing around?
It’s crazy, how beautiful it is,
It’s clear, it’s paradise,
- It's in my throat, - So, that,
It's so beautiful,
- You know me, I'm a country boy at heart,
We are in an apartment in Paris, I'm not complaining, but all that,,,
He blows,
It's unparalleled, that feeling there, Oh !
I never have enough, I can land anywhere and
stay three days observing nature, but without problem,
We should leave Paris more often,
- If only to breathe, - Mmh,
We're stupid,
We could afford it, I still
earn a very good living,
- We say that every time, we never do it, For what ?
We let ourselves get caught up in bullshit,
I know,
Tongue clicking
Whereas if we had a dog,,,
Yeah,
- We would go a little more often, - Don't bring that up again,
I beg you, We agreed, stop,
- It would be nice, he would trot behind, like that,
- We would take him everywhere, - I'm allergic, baby,
- That's not cool, - Allergic in your head!
You can't be allergic to dogs, Dogs are life,
You can't be allergic to life,
You have a psychological blockage, like I did with spinach,
- It's the same thing, - No, wait,
It never gave you red patches, It has nothing to do with it,
- It's exactly the same, If you,,, I tell you,
If you unlock the thing in your head, it will change overnight,
- You can sleep in a kennel, - I don't want to,
Leave me alone, no desire!
- A very small one, which fits in a handbag,
- Christian, don't insist, No, no!
We've talked about it a thousand times, it's too restrictive, Stop,
- I will do everything, you won't have to worry about it,
- I walk him, everything, - I don't care, no!
It's annoying, it stinks, I don't want to, How to say it?
- You're boring, I'm dying for it, please!
I'm asking you, please,
I like it when you beg me,
Go ahead, keep going,
I suddenly feel powerful,
Go ahead, beg me again,
Do you want me to get on my knees?
Well, try it, to see,
- Go ahead, very good,
My love,
Laugh My love,
It's been two wonderful years that I've been sharing everything with you,
In joy, passion, benevolence,
Look at me for my statement,
- It's important, - I'm only looking at you, baby,
- I only look at you, - So,
I left my hometown of Sallanches, okay?
To move into a 2-room apartment in Paris,
You know what it cost me,
All right ? To lose precious friends, financial worries,
- A nice argument with my parents, - Wait,,,
- Shall I tell you what I think? - Let me finish,
- As you see me,,, - No,
- I am the happiest, - Christian, stop,
- Let go, - Really,
- Please, - Really,,,
- Don't insist, - It comes from the heart, I'm not kidding,
Okay,
So I'm happy, you're happy,
Everything is going well,
However, there is one thing that could make it, but,,,
this even more exceptional life experience
- and delicious, - Yes, I know, a dog, No,
- No, No, - A dog, please,
I ask you solemnly,
my love, on my knees,
- What ? - Let me get to the end,
I ask you solemnly, Guillaume, my love,
Do you want to marry me?
I'm kidding, I just want a dog,
- Ah, no, that’s disgusting, No, that's not good,
- It's not good, - Your face was exceptional,
- Pardon, - Disgusting,
Pardon, You know me,
It's not good,
Engine
Horn
- Hi, - Hi,
How are you ?
We won't see each other again, I'm done there,
- You only have one scene, - Well, yeah,
Oh yes,
- Did you like it, at least? - I don't know, I'm mixed,
The production did me a bad job,
- They're annoying, - Ah, well, that,
They're boring all the time,
- In any case, you were really good, The shaking and everything, there, perfect!
- Hilarious, huh? It was good, - Yeah, Really,
Besides, it's not easy to do, as a trick, It's true,
It's nice, thank you,
And,,,
Maybe we can exchange numbers?
For what?
- Eh ? No, I don't know, like that, To stay in touch, that is,
In touch,,,
It seems to bother you,
- No, it's,,, us, frankly, we don't really call people,
- We have cell phones, but we almost never use it,
- Well, yeah, - It's not our thing,
- Even with the waves, wifi, stuff, it's,,, pff!
Okay,
- We are eco-friendly, - All right,
- We are eco-friendly, - Eh ?
Hmm,
- All right, - But we'll see you for the preview,
- If you want, - Okay, it's okay,
- Yes ? - I understand,
- You're taking it quite well, aren't you? - No, it's okay,
- Best wishes, - Yeah, good luck,
Hello!
Hi !
We upset him, didn't we?
- Nevermind, We don't care about this guy, - It hurts,
But that's okay, we don't know him, baby,
You know how it is,
He calls you, you don't answer, and then after,,,
It becomes hell, then,
Not wrong,
- Laugh - Yeah,
We can't keep in touch with everyone, impossible,
It's unmanageable otherwise,
Can you imagine?
Sigh – I always have this
slightly floating moment,
After a day of work,
I feel weird,
Hmm,
- We go through such intense
things on set that when it
stops, I don't know, I feel a little lost,
As if empty,
Sorry, I don't want to get you drunk,
No, no, but I understand,
Doesn’t that do it to you?
So, uh, no,
It's funny, because we've never talked
about it, but I have a big theory about it,
- Oh yeah? - Yeah,
If you want, I think that our system of reading the world,,,
- Yeah ? - It's completely inverted,
Everything is backwards, really,
But everything,,, everything?
But everything!
We are completely wrong,
We believe that fiction is
fiction and reality is reality,
But that's completely false,
When you look better, it's the opposite, in fact,
OK, agreed, Is that your theory?
But no, but don't laugh,
This idea took a long time to germinate, Florence,
I thought like crazy for years,
It's not bullshit,
It's dizzying, if you get the concept,
- Explain to me a little better, I don't really see the concept there,
- Well, what you believe to be reality, there, now,
- Yeah, - Or I don't know, tomorrow morning,
When you get up, drink a coffee, go jogging,
All of this, in fact, is fictitious,
Whereas films, music, dreams,
the stories we tell ourselves,
fantasies, that's really real,
You prefer imagination, that's all,
No way, You don't understand,
No, it's deeper,
I think we've been reading the wrong thing from the start,
Men tell themselves that they see reality with their eyes,
- And so? That's normal, - No !
No, Florence, it's not normal,
You think like that because you've been programmed since birth,
You can't help it, you're like everyone else,
Whereas I can tell you
that everything is backwards,
It's reversed, the thing,
- No, but,,, - Yeah,
- It's normal that you don't accept it, It seems crazy and all, I understand,
But I assure you, If you really think
about it, it's astonishing, actually,
OK, well, let's admit, eh,
But,,, excuse me if I'm asking a stupid question,
But what does that change in your life?
Ah, but that changes everything!
- But everything, OK, agreed, give me a concrete example,
Okay, Okay,,,
- I'll give you the first thing that comes to mind, - Yeah, go ahead,
- Okay, now, if we apply my theory,,,
- Yeah ?
- I can sleep with you without cheating on my wife,
- What ? - Yes, it's simple,
That would be fiction, Who cares, it wouldn't matter,
OK, it's okay, I got it,
It's just,,,
a method to not give a damn,
- But no, not at all! Hey, this is serious,
Did you invent this whole lame concept of
fucking whoever you want without feeling guilty?
No way !
- Sigh - You're a sewer rat,
Let go,
- Do you want to fuck me? - Not at all, that was an example,
Okay, okay, So, wait,,,
- Does this work for me too? - Yes of course,
- Oh yeah? - Well yes,
Okay, that's great,
So, if I want to sleep with the sound guy, then,,,
Hmm,
- Can I do it without cheating on my husband?
- Because reality is fiction, - Which sound guy?
- Claudius? - Who cares, it's an example,
- Wait, fuck this pig? - Does this work for me too?
- This pig, no kidding? - Let go,
- Are we talking about Claude? Are we talking about him?
- This method works,,, Am I the first?
- Did it work with others? - Not a method, a philosophy,
- Oh yes, - Revolutionary, I'll share it with you,
Yeah, that's it,
It's okay, it's okay, stop talking,
It's getting embarrassing,
I'm not stupid, okay?
Claudius? Without messing around?
- Shut up, please, Shut up, okay?
I mean, leave me alone,
I prefer to listen to the sound of silence,
Sigh Reality is reality,
Period,
“Django” (Dorothy Ashby)
Engine
Yeah,
He opens the glove box,
Gunshot
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