The Shanghai skyline
sports several of the world's tallest skyscrapers,
including one of VILE's most notorious strongholds,
Security cameras disabled and you're good to go, Red,
The top floor is where you'll find the vault,
And whatever fresh VILE loot happens to be in that vault,
Zack, Ivy, you in position?
We've got the perimeter covered, Carm,
Just, uh, be careful up there,
Always, Why would tonight be any different?
We're in Shanghai,
We wouldn't want you getting Shanghaied in Shanghai, right?
Or anywhere,
I love you, too, ground crew,
Just keep the engine running and be ready to punch it,
The building's sure to be buzzing with security,
What's the cleanest route to the vault?
You can infiltrate from the top floor
or from the ground floor,
Entering from the top floor's sure to require some high-wire stunts,
but sneaking up from the ground floor risks facing opposition,
To find out what VILE is hiding, I need to get inside that tower,
You really know how to ride in style, Red,
Beats smiling for the elevator security camera,
I'll be sure to mind the gap,
Player, point the way,
Vault located,
Too easy,
Welcome, Carmen Sandiego,
Please, do come in,
Well, well,
All my former instructors from crime school,
You are no doubt the finest thief
to have ever walked the halls of VILE Academy,
Yet, we never reaped the benefits
of having taught you every thieving skill that you know,
So, for today, we finally get to play "Carmen Sandiego: VILE Operative,"
Can we skip to the part where I tell you no?
Because I'm not sure which part of the last year
makes you fail to comprehend that I will never steal for VILE,
Oh, not even to save your plucky little sidekicks?
Refuse to play our game
and I promise that your colleagues will receive the business end of The Wiper!
Will you be using it to wipe their windshields or their bottoms?
Their brains, Cleo,
If you would just let me finish,
The point is, after we wipe their minds,
we will reprogram Carmen's crew into becoming VILE operatives,
Either you steal for us or they do,
Red, I picked up Zack and Ivy's van on a street cam,
It's on the move, Think you can catch it?
I can try to rescue Zack and Ivy right now,
but I'd be risking their safety,
Or I can agree to steal for VILE
until I can figure out a way to get my crew back,
What do I do?
I need to get Zack and Ivy back safely somehow,
Fine, What's the game?
Round one,,,
I suppose you've heard of the Chinese Terry Cotton warriors?
Terra-cotta,
Don't you think stealing 8,000 statues is a little extreme, Coach Brunt?
Just one will do,
I'm sure it'll make a nice terra-cotta planter for you,
Towel rack, actually,
For my terry cotton workout towel,
Now do what you do best, Sandiego, and steal for VILE, not against us,
- What are we gonna do? -The only thing we can,
Play along with VILE until we can figure out how to find Zack and Ivy,
Then for now, I guess you're off to Xi'an, China,
Emperor Qin was kind of eccentric,
He demanded to be buried with thousands of these life-size clay warriors,
His tomb was designed to be a virtual underground city
with all sorts of escape tunnels and booby traps to ward off intruders,
You'll be heading to a fresh dig site
where even more warriors were recently unearthed,
Hmm, It's either Dress-Up Tuesday for the security staff,
or my worst frenemy Tigress decided to show,
Why would VILE send one of their operatives
if you're supposed to be doing the stealing for them?
Either to help me or to hurt me,
I could sneak past Tigress since I don't really care to find out,
or I can talk to Tigress
to see if I can get her to spill where they might be keeping Zack and Ivy,
Dodge the cat, or stop to chat?
I'd better decide before she spots me,
If it's not cats, it's dogs,
Ha!
Aw,
Did those widdle doggies scare big, bwave Carmen Sandiego?
What are you doing here?
The faculty thought you might need supervision,
so you don't accidentally foil your own heist,
Or maybe they figured I can use backup since they went and kidnapped my crew,
which means I'm the one supervising you,
Enjoy it while you can,
Red, I found a tunnel in the excavation area,
It should lead right to the warriors,
Be a good little subordinate and stand guard,
I have work to do,
Such a shame,
Once your pals get their brains buzzed, they won't have any memory of you,
Since you're here,
you wouldn't happen to know where my pals are being held, would you?
I'd like to send them a postcard,
Like I would tell you that,
You know, after they're mind-wiped,
I think I'll have your pals reprogrammed to be my pals,
Mack and Lily, you're hanging with Tigress,
Whoa, I thought cats were supposed to land on their feet,
Help me out of here! Now!
Just this once, I could help Tigress,
or I can leave her to claw her own way out,
Either way, I'm the one sitting in the catbird seat right now,
I've heard cats are excellent climbers,
Get back here! There are bugs in this hole!
I can't hear you,
I'm in a tunnel, bad connection,
They're stunning,
This better be good,
I'm in,
Sweet, 'cause Coach could really use that towel rack,
Now, scan the room so I can pick a good one,
Too wimpy,
Eh, too ugly,
There, that one!
Yeah-- No, the beard, not the mustache,
Ugh, I agreed to be your thief, Brunt, not your matchmaker,
I have an extraction team circling the area,
I'll give 'em the high-sign to move on in,
-Player, I've been spotted, - We need to get you out of there,
I could jump and hitch a ride with the warrior,
or I can blend in and hide with the warriors,
The guards are closing in, Ride or hide?
The thief's escaped,
Let's go!
I could really use a terry cotton towel right now,
Oh, how our noble thief has become a common thief,
We simply must play "Carmen Sandiego: VILE Operative" more often,
Now, here is what I wish for you to steal for me,
And why are you automatically next in line, Countess Cleo?
Stop, I am not stealing anything else for VILE
until I see proof that Zack and Ivy still have their wits intact,
Very well, But we can hear every word you say,
No speaking in code, Or else,,, zap!
Zack? Ivy?
Carm?
I can see you through the security camera,
-Hey, boss! -Carm!
Are you okay? I mean, all things considered?
We are fine,
We've been doing everything to annoy these slime balls,
Yeah, check this out,
Ready, Zack?
♪ Tell me, where in the world Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Where in the world ♪
-♪ Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
We've heard quite enough of that,
Slick move, Red,
I'll analyze the image for any clue to the location of their VILE prison,
Now, Dr, Bellum and I have arrived at a consensus
vis-à-vis your next assignment,
Carmen's choice,
You might enjoy my caper
since it involves exploring Earth's distant past,
Yawn,
With my caper, you will attend an extravagant gala
and rub elbows with the rich and famous,
Do I want to get involved with a high-hat Countess Cleo caper first,
or proceed with an unpredictable Dr, Bellum scheme?
Which to tackle first, high society or weird science?
What do you want, Dr, Bellum?
Launch codes? Bio-weapons?
A device that replays cat videos on loop?
I want you to throw me a bone,
which is why I'm sending you to Hell Creek, Montana, in the US of A
to retrieve a dinosaur bone,
Tyrannosaurus Rex to be specific,
One that was discovered with actual soft tissue still intact,
You're not gonna try to clone--?
If anyone is going to attempt this feat of nature, it will be me!
Ugh,
I'm going to Hell Creek,
Montana comes from the Spanish word for mountain,
And a bajillion years ago, Hell Creek was one of many where dinosaurs roamed,
Hip bone,
Thigh bone,
Where on Earth could this T-Rex be?
-Aha!
-Incoming,
And we have our dino,
They're airlifting it,
Think you can pinpoint a likely destination?
Looks like there's a research lab about 200 miles away from you,
What's your play?
I could find the lab and steal the bone there,
which could be risky if it has high security,
or I can try to catch the plane before it takes off,
which is risky and dangerous,
The plane won't wait,
It's now or never if I want to catch that flight,
Okay, Player, guess you better ping me the address to that lab,
Tick-tock, Ms, Sandiego,
You've been in Montana for an entire afternoon,
yet you still have not procured the dinosaur bone,
How have you always managed to one-up us with such inefficiencies?
I don't usually work alone,
Hmm,
I hadn't considered how reliant you've become on your own operatives,
They are not operatives, They're my friends,
Oh, I thought you were making a funny,
Very well, I can spare one of ours to assist you,
Do you prefer El Topo or Le Chevre?
El Topo can dig,
Le Chevre can climb,
The high ground or the low?
All that matters is who can help me get the job done,
Player, what kind of lab is this?
Museum/dinosaur theme park,
Conveniently closed for the night, You should find the bone inside,
Where's Le Chevre? He's late,
So, the great Carmen Sandiego requires my help,
Just keep a lookout and stay out of my way, Le Chevre,
She has always been the bossy one in our class,
Your friends in stiff dark suits have arrived,
They are surrounding the museum as we speak,
Player, the place is swarming with ACME agents,
What's the plan?
I could hide, wait for the heat to cool off,
or run for the lab and bag the bone before ACME enters the building,
ACME's everywhere, but I can't let them stop me from bagging that bone,
-Technical knockout,
Target confirmed,
Le Chevre, I'm coming in hot,
Get in position,
Looks like we're going for a ride!
Ha!
So, it can be helpful to know lowly goats in high places,
Au revoir,
One dinosaur clone-bone secured,
Outstanding!
We will resume contact when we are ready to provide further instructions,
Player, any clues where VILE might be keeping Zack and Ivy?
-Nothing yet,
I'm scanning for any matches of these types of bricks and windows,
We're running out of time,
Yes?
I'm not stealing anything else
until I see further proof that my friends are safe,
Very well,
You know, gruel's really not too bad if you pretend it's ice cream,
You said it tasted like cold chicken before,
That was pretend leftovers, Ivy,
-I'm enjoying pretend dessert right now,
See? They are fine,
Satisfied?
Very,
Player, incoming,
Compare and contrast the two images, Look at the sunlight through the window,
We spoke to Zack and Ivy at two completely different times of day,
but what are the chances we'd get the exact same amount of light both times?
It could be a fake-out,
Or they're being held in the one place on Earth
where the sun is up all day and all night this time of year,
Scanning hard drive for any VILE locations above the Arctic Circle,
I've found a match,
What do you want to do, Red?
We launch a risky rescue mission right now,
or we steal for VILE one last time and seal our deal,
I have to get this one right, Zack and Ivy's fates depend on it,
Fine, Countess Cleo,
-What does your wretched heart desire? -Eggs,
Poached or fried?
Canned,
The last existing batch of a particular Beluga caviar, fish eggs,
will be served tonight at a gala charity dinner in Monaco,
Guests have paid top dollar for just a teensy-weensy taste of it,
But I require that you steal all of the existing tins,
Did you just say charity?
Think of all the orphanages that won't be getting this money
once the chef d'oeuvre of the soiree has been stolen by you,
Everything I ever steal from VILE goes straight to charity,
and now they're making me steal from a charity?
I know this can't be easy for you, Red,
but remember, we're just buying time
until we can figure out where Zack and Ivy are being held,
Next stop, Monaco,
Located on the French Riviera,
Monaco is the second smallest country in the world,
Tonight's gala is being held at a luxury hotel in Monte Carlo,
the playground of choice for the rich and famous,
I blend in and mingle to locate the caviar tins, then smuggle them out,
Is it ever that simple?
Monaco's royal family is on the guest list,
so the place is sure to be crawling with security,
Security and VILE's favorite silent operative, a ticking Mime Bomb,
Looks like my favorite ACME agent, Jules Argent, scored an invite,
Considering the circumstances,
things might go smoother if I avoid being seen by her,
I trust you are enjoying my charity gala, Miss,,,
-Santa Rosa, Uh, Scarlet Santa Rosa, - Who?
Would you please honor me with this dance, Miss Santa Rosa?
Oh, boy,
I'm on a mission, so I should stay focused and decline the dance,
But accepting the dance might be the best way to blend in
and waltz my way to the kitchen,
Pressure's on, Do I cut a rug, or put the go in Sandiego?
Ah,
Carmen Sandiego?
Don't you mean Scarlet Santa Rosa?
Yes, of course,
So good to see you again, Miss Santa Rosa,
I can surmise why you are here,
ACME received intel
that a VILE operative is targeting the Beluga caviar,
I'm sure you are here to secure it before they can steal it, as always,
Oh, yeah, Something like that,
And I am sure you are already aware
of the recent theft of a Chinese terra-cotta warrior,
I will certainly be relieved
once any stolen treasures mysteriously appear at my doorstep
to allow me to return them to the proper authorities,
Whoa!
But this is one time you need to deliver the goods to VILE instead of ACME,
Maybe I can simply explain that to her,
Can we trust Julia?
I've joined forces with Jules before, Trusting her could work again,
But if VILE gets any hint that I'm colluding with ACME,
who knows how they'd retaliate?
It might be best to trick Julia and keep her out of the way,
Either way you slice it, I managed to wind up in a pickle at a caviar party,
Jules, listen,
I am the operative sent here to steal the Beluga caviar for VILE,
I don't understand, Why would you be stealing for VILE?
That's all I can tell you right now,
Please, I'm trusting you with this information,
You just have to trust that I have my reasons,
They had better be good ones, Miss Santa Rosa,
Monsieur has requested that we prepare the caviar,
I've got eyes on the eggs,
How are you gonna bag the Beluga?
I could stash it and sneak it out, or grab it and dash out,
I need to decide quickly,
I can't steal caviar after it's been eaten and digested,
Mademoiselle, stop,
The caviar must be plated,
Stop her!
Think I'll take the scenic route,
Reeled in the baby Belugas,
Mm,
Please stand by for further instructions,
You will receive an e-ticket for the ferry to the Île d'Oléron,
Where are you keeping Zack and Ivy?
We took the precaution of moving them from their holding cell to a drop point,
so don't you worry your pretty little fedora
and get on that ferry already,
Once we obtain the treasures, you will get your crew back,
So this is a trap, right?
Seems that way,
since Maelstrom hasn't sent me to fetch his trinket of choice yet,
Any idea what he wants?
All this bouncing me around the globe on a shopping spree
has just been a smokescreen for their actual goal,
This was never about fish eggs, dinosaur bones,
or ancient Chinese artifacts,
It's about revenge,
They want to wipe your mind and program you to steal for them,
Yep, they want to play "Carmen Sandiego: VILE Operative" permanently,
You can't go through with it, Red,
I can't abandon my friends either,
Looks like someone picked up my scent,
Which I may be able to use to my advantage,
How does she keep doing that?
Jules, I could really use your help,
Um,,,
Sure?
The target is onboard the ferry,
And she's packing the goods,
Do not let her out of your sight,
According to the hard drive, there's only one VILE facility
on the Île d'Oléron,
Look on the bright side, sis,
At least they moved us out of that frozen Arctic ice cube
to this lovely French island,
How would you know it's lovely?
We were blindfolded during the entire trip over here,
Well, excuse me for trying to cling to a shred of hope here, Ivy,
- Zack,
Mind if I drop in?
- Carm! - Boss!
Since when does Carmen Sandiego wear glasses?
She doesn't,
Alert the guards! Secure the prisoners!
Let's jet,
-Whoa! I'm driving? -Yeah, bro, You're our driver,
Not of helicopters, I'm not!
Whoo!
-Whoo-hoo! -Yeah!
-Whoo! -Yeah!
Here's looking at you, crew,
We got a hitchhiker,
Good thing I know where he's headed,
I'm Carmen Sandiego and I'm here to make your day,
Hmm,
Thank you, Carmen Sandiego,
Outstanding work,
Thanks to you, Zack and Ivy are back with Carmen
and the stolen treasures are secure,
As a reward, you get to unlock a top secret bonus scene,
Though, friendly warning,
once viewed, you may not be able to get it out of your head,
♪ Well, she sneaks around the world From Kiev to Carolina ♪
♪ She's a sticky fingered filcher From Berlin down to Belize ♪
♪ She'll take you for a ride On a slow boat to China ♪
♪ Tell me, where in the world Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
-♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Steal their Seoul in South Korea Make Antarctica cry uncle ♪
♪ From the Red Sea to Greenland ♪
♪ She will be singing the blues ♪
♪ Well, they never Arkansas her steal The Mekong from the jungle ♪
♪ Tell me, where in the world is ♪
♪ Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ She go from Nashville to Norway Bonaire to Zimbabwe ♪
-♪ Chicago to the Czech Republic ♪ -♪ And back ♪
♪ Well, she'll ransack Pakistan And run a scam in Scandinavia ♪
♪ Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under And go pickpocket Perth ♪
♪ She puts the Miss in misdemeanor When she stole the beans from Lima ♪
-♪ Tell me, where in the world is ♪ -♪ Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Oh, tell me, where in the world ♪
♪ Oh, tell me, where can she be? ♪
♪ Well, she glides around the globe ♪
♪ And she'll flimflam every nation ♪
♪ She's a double dealing diva With a taste for thievery ♪
♪ Her itinerary's loaded up With moving violations ♪
♪ Tell me, where in the world is ♪
♪ Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Where in the world Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
-♪ Where could she be? ♪ -♪ Where is she? Where is she? ♪
-♪ Tell me, can't find her ♪ -♪ Where, where, where? ♪
♪ Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Where, where, where Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Let me know, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Watch your back! ♪
Well, that was a toe-tapper, What now?
You can play again to see all the other ways this mission could have gone,
I'm going to let you in on a little secret,
There are eight different endings to this caper,
I challenge you to find them all,
I'll just zip on over,
The janitor closet?
You asked for the cleanest route,
Just point the way to VILE's vault so I can mop up,
Vault located,
Too easy,
Welcome, Carmen Sandiego,
Please, do come in,
Well, well,
All my former instructors from crime school,
You are no doubt the finest thief
to have ever walked the halls of VILE Academy,
Yet, we never reaped the benefits
of having taught you every thieving skill that you know,
So, for today, we finally get to play "Carmen Sandiego: VILE Operative,"
Can we skip to the part where I tell you no?
Because I'm not sure which part of the last year
makes you fail to comprehend that I will never steal for VILE,
Oh, not even to save your plucky little sidekicks?
Refuse to play our game
and I promise that your colleagues will receive the business end of The Wiper!
Will you be using it to wipe their windshields or their bottoms?
Their brains, Cleo,
If you would just let me finish,
The point is, after we wipe their minds,
we will reprogram Carmen's crew into becoming VILE operatives,
Either you steal for us or they do,
Red, I picked up Zack and Ivy's van on a street cam,
It's on the move, Think you can catch it?
I can try to rescue Zack and Ivy right now,
but I'd be risking their safety,
Or I can agree to steal for VILE
until I can figure out a way to get my crew back,
What do I do?
I need to get Zack and Ivy back safely somehow,
I have a visual on the van,
Remote control,
Player, no one's here,
Well, Maelstrom,
did I not tell you she'd be too stubborn to accept our proposition?
Yes, it seems I owe you that steak dinner, Coach Brunt,
Ooh, That's not good,
Carmen deserves another shot at rescuing her crew,
and lucky for her, you can give her one,
Maybe she should steal for VILE until she can outsmart them,
Their brains, Cleo,
If you would just let me finish,
The point is, after we wipe their minds,
we will reprogram Carmen's crew into becoming VILE operatives,
Either you steal for us or they do,
Red, I picked up Zack and Ivy's van on a street cam,
It's on the move, Think you can catch it?
I can try to rescue Zack and Ivy right now,
but I'd be risking their safety,
Or I can agree to steal for VILE
until I can figure out a way to get my crew back,
What do I do?
I need to get Zack and Ivy back safely somehow,
I'll help you just this once,
Wait, what?
I know how cats like to play with string,
They're stunning,
This better be good,
I'm in,
Sweet, 'cause Coach could really use that towel rack,
Now, scan the room so I can pick a good one,
Too wimpy,
Eh, too ugly,
There, that one!
Yeah-- No, the beard, not the mustache,
Ugh, I agreed to be your thief, Brunt, not your matchmaker,
I have an extraction team circling the area,
I'll give 'em the high-sign to move on in,
-Player, I've been spotted, -We need to get you out of there,
I could jump and hitch a ride with the warrior,
or I can blend in and hide with the warriors,
The guards are closing in, Ride or hide?
I see my new mail-order groom did not make it out in one piece,
I'll get you another,
Afraid not, lambkins,
So, how about we spitball some codenames for our new operatives, hmm?
I kinda like Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum-dee,
Don't hurt them, I want a second chance,
Yo, Doc, time to power up the old,,, What do you call that thing again?
It's been renamed The Mind Melt,
Mm-mm,
I'll take one Mind Melt with a side of slaw to go,
I see two things I'd rather not be seeing: a crash landing and a brain-wiped crew,
Want a better ending?
I'm sending you back into the field so you can fix this,
-Player, I've been spotted, -We need to get you out of there,
I could jump and hitch a ride with the warrior,
or I can blend in and hide with the warriors,
The guards are closing in, Ride or hide?
Fine, Countess Cleo,
-What does your wretched heart desire? -Eggs,
Poached or fried?
Canned,
The last existing batch of a particular Beluga caviar, fish eggs,
will be served tonight at a gala charity dinner in Monaco,
Guests have paid top dollar for just a teensy-weensy taste of it,
But I require that you steal all of the existing tins,
Did you just say charity?
Think of all the orphanages that won't be getting this money
once the chef d'oeuvre of the soiree has been stolen by you,
Everything I ever steal from VILE goes straight to charity,
and now they're making me steal from a charity?
I know this can't be easy for you, Red,
but remember, we're just buying time
until we can figure out where Zack and Ivy are being held,
Next stop, Monaco,
Located on the French Riviera,
Monaco is the second smallest country in the world,
Tonight's gala is being held at a luxury hotel in Monte Carlo,
the playground of choice for the rich and famous,
I blend in and mingle to locate the caviar tins, then smuggle them out,
Is it ever that simple?
Monaco's royal family is on the guest list,
so the place is sure to be crawling with security,
Security and VILE's favorite silent operative, a ticking Mime Bomb,
Looks like my favorite ACME agent, Jules Argent, scored an invite,
Considering the circumstances,
things might go smoother if I avoid being seen by her,
I trust you are enjoying my charity gala, Miss,,,
-Santa Rosa, Uh, Scarlet Santa Rosa, - Who?
Would you please honor me with this dance, Miss Santa Rosa?
Oh, boy,
I'm on a mission, so I should stay focused and decline the dance,
But accepting the dance might be the best way to blend in
and waltz my way to the kitchen,
Pressure's on, Do I cut a rug, or put the go in Sandiego?
Thank you, the waltz isn't my dance,
But should you ever wish to tango,,,
Carmen Sandiego?
Don't you mean Scarlet Santa Rosa?
Yes, of course,
So good to see you again, Miss Santa Rosa,
I can surmise why you are here,
ACME received intel
that a VILE operative is targeting the Beluga caviar,
I am sure you are here to secure it before they can steal it, as always,
Oh, yeah, Something like that,
And I am sure you are already aware
of the recent theft of a Chinese terra-cotta warrior,
I will certainly be relieved
once any stolen treasures mysteriously appear at my doorstep
to allow me to return them to the proper authorities,
Whoa!
But this is one time you need to deliver the goods to VILE instead of ACME,
Maybe I can simply explain that to her,
Can we trust Julia?
I've joined forces with Jules before, Trusting her could work again,
But if VILE gets any hint that I'm colluding with ACME,
who knows how they'd retaliate?
It might be best to trick Julia and keep her out of the way,
Either way you slice it, I managed to wind up in a pickle at a caviar party,
Jules, listen,
You were right to be suspicious, I need to show you something,
VILE's making their move on the roof right now!
We have to act fast,
Hurry, we don't have much time,
I need to call for backup,
Hey!
- It's locked, -Sorry, Jules, Really, I am,
Monsieur has requested that we prepare the caviar,
I've got eyes on the eggs,
How are you gonna bag the Beluga?
I could stash it and sneak it out, or grab it and dash out,
I need to decide quickly,
I can't steal caviar after it's been eaten and digested,
Mademoiselle, stop!
The caviar must be plated,
Stop her!
Think I'll take the scenic route,
La Femme Rouge!
Reeled in the baby Belugas,
Mm!
Please stand by for further instructions,
Player, any clues where VILE might be keeping Zack and Ivy?
-Nothing yet,
I'm scanning for any matches of these types of bricks and windows,
We're running out of time,
Yes?
I'm not stealing anything else
until I see further proof that my friends are safe,
Very well,
You know, gruel's really not too bad if you pretend it's ice cream,
You said it tasted like cold chicken before,
That was pretend leftovers, Ivy,
-I'm enjoying pretend dessert right now,
See? They are fine,
Satisfied?
Very,
Player, incoming,
Compare and contrast the two images, Look at the sunlight through the window,
We spoke to Zack and Ivy at two completely different times of day,
but what are the chances we'd get the exact same amount of light both times?
It could be a fake-out,
Or they're being held in the one place on Earth
where the sun is up all day and all night this time of year,
Scanning hard drive for any VILE locations above the Arctic Circle,
I've found a match,
What do you want to do, Red?
We launch a risky rescue mission right now,
or we steal for VILE one last time and seal our deal,
I have to get this one right, Zack and Ivy's fates depend on it,
What do you want, Dr, Bellum?
Launch codes? Bio-weapons?
A device that replays cat videos on loop?
I want you to throw me a bone,
which is why I'm sending you to Hell Creek, Montana, in the US of A
to retrieve a dinosaur bone,
Tyrannosaurus Rex to be specific,
One that was discovered with actual soft tissue still intact,
You're not gonna try to clone--?
If anyone is going to attempt this feat of nature, it will be me!
Ugh,
I'm going to Hell Creek,
Montana comes from the Spanish word for mountain,
And a bajillion years ago, Hell Creek was one of many where dinosaurs roamed,
Hip bone,
Thigh bone,
Where on Earth could this T-Rex be?
-Aha!
-Incoming,
And we have our dino,
They're airlifting it,
Think you can pinpoint a likely destination?
Looks like there's a research lab about 200 miles away from you,
What's your play?
I could find the lab and steal the bone there,
which could be risky if it has high security,
or I can try to catch the plane before it takes off,
which is risky and dangerous,
The plane won't wait,
It's now or never if I want to catch that flight,
I've got eyes on the eggs,
How are you gonna bag the Beluga?
I could stash it and sneak it out, or grab it and dash out,
I need to decide quickly,
I can't steal caviar after it's been eaten and digested,
Mademoiselle, stop!
The caviar must be plated,
Stop her!
Think I'll take the scenic route,
Reeled in the baby Belugas,
Mm!
Please stand by for further instructions,
Player, any clues where VILE might be keeping Zack and Ivy?
-Nothing yet,
I'm scanning for any matches of these types of bricks and windows,
We're running out of time,
Yes?
I'm not stealing anything else
until I see further proof that my friends are safe,
Very well,
You know, gruel's really not too bad if you pretend it's ice cream,
You said it tasted like cold chicken before,
That was pretend leftovers, Ivy,
-I'm enjoying pretend dessert right now,
See? They are fine,
Satisfied?
Very,
Player, incoming,
Compare and contrast the two images, Look at the sunlight through the window,
We spoke to Zack and Ivy at two completely different times of day,
but what are the chances we'd get the exact same amount of light both times?
It could be a fake-out,
Or they're being held in the one place on Earth
where the sun is up all day and all night this time of year,
Scanning hard drive for any VILE locations above the Arctic Circle,
I've found a match,
What do you want to do, Red?
We launch a risky rescue mission right now,
or we steal for VILE one last time and seal our deal,
I have to get this one right, Zack and Ivy's fates depend on it,
I'm en route to the next mission,
Fine, sugar pie,
And remember, no funny business
or you're gonna see some noggins go bzz, bzz, zap,
I wouldn't think of it,
Approaching the VILE base where Zack and Ivy are being held,
Let's bring our friends home,
Player, I'm in,
Still want to know where your friends are being held?
Oh, You want to come in, don't you?
Well, I wanted help out of that pit,
Guess neither one of us is getting what we want,
No,
Zack, Ivy, how many fingers? Do you know who I am?
Those are fingers? But I'm counting three,
-Good to see you, Carm, -Can we get ice cream now?
And I turned to Zack and I said,
"Carmen must know we've been kidnapped, but where in the world can she be?"
So then I said, "Yeah, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"
And the, you know, basic tune just kinda came from that,
Another round?
You said we were celebrating,
Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum-dee,
Your first mission as VILE operatives
will be to capture Carmen Sandiego and bring her to us,
With pleasure, Dr, Bellum,
Zack? Ivy?
Oh, no,
It looks like Zack and Ivy spent too much time on that brain wiping machine,
We cannot allow Zack or Ivy to do VILE's bidding,
Play again to see if Carmen can somehow get to them faster,
I'm en route to the next mission,
Fine, sugar pie,
And remember, no funny business
or you're gonna see some noggins go bzz, bzz, zap,
I wouldn't think of it,
Approaching the VILE base where Zack and Ivy are being held,
Let's bring our friends home,
Player, I'm in,
Still want to know where your friends are being held?
Uh, thank you?
You helped me out of the pit, so consider this pit-for-pat,
But just this once, Next time I see you, it's on,
Stop, my brother doesn't even have a brain to wipe!
Yeah, so you're just wasting electricity at this point,
-Boss! -Carm!
Missed me?
The band is back together! Whoo!
Now let's get ice cream,
-In the arctic? -Why not?
Brain freeze sure beats brain wipe,
Just desserts for everyone,
This happy ending comes with a top secret bonus scene,
I hope you enjoy a snappy tune,
Player, what kind of lab is this?
Museum/dinosaur theme park,
Conveniently closed for the night, You should find the bone inside,
-Where's El Topo? He's late,
Forgive my delay,
I was researching potential escape routes,
learning the sewers and tunnels under the park,
Oh, I am truly excited to be working with you today, Carmen Sandiego,
Not one of VILE's haters, huh?
El Topo hates no one, We are merely pawns in a bigger game,
I'm afraid I have some bad news, teammate,
We have company,
Very well dressed company,
Player, the place is swarming with ACME agents,
What's the plan?
I could hide, wait for the heat to cool off,
or run for the lab and bag the bone before ACME enters the building,
ACME's everywhere, but I can't let them stop me from bagging that bone,
Freeze!
The place is crawling with ACME,
I'll need to lay low and circle back once the heat dies down,
I'm afraid not,
Now that the authorities suspect that someone is after the bone,
they will likely be moving it,
Well, at least I still get to throw the switch on my new favorite gadget,
Wait, I'll get the dinosaur bone for you,
Prepare the prisoners for The Cranial Dranial,
Hmm, Now that has a ring to it,
-Oh, come on, No, no, no,
Oh, no,
Carmen lost the dinosaur bone,
but you can't allow Zack and Ivy to lose their minds,
Get back in the game
and do whatever it takes to give Carmen's crew their do-over,
Your friends in stiff dark suits have arrived,
They are surrounding the museum as we speak,
Player, the place is swarming with ACME agents,
What's the plan?
I could hide, wait for the heat to cool off,
or run for the lab and bag the bone before ACME enters the building,
ACME's everywhere, but I can't let them stop me from bagging that bone,
I'm afraid I have some bad news, teammate,
We have company,
Very well dressed company,
Player, the place is swarming with ACME agents,
What's the plan?
I could hide, wait for the heat to cool off,
or run for the lab and bag the bone before ACME enters the building,
ACME's everywhere, but I can't let them stop me from bagging that bone,
-Technical knockout,
Target confirmed,
Got you, Carmen Sandiego,
Search the perimeter!
See? Taking the low ground is very underrated,
One dinosaur clone-bone secured,
Outstanding!
We will resume contact when we are ready to provide further instructions,
You will receive an e-ticket for the ferry to the Île d'Oléron,
Where are you keeping Zack and Ivy?
We took the precaution of moving them from their holding cell to a drop point,
so don't you worry you pretty little fedora
and get on that ferry already,
Once we obtain the treasures, you will get your crew back,
So this is a trap, right?
Seems that way,
since Maelstrom hasn't sent me to fetch his trinket of choice yet,
Any idea what he wants?
All this bouncing me around the globe on a shopping spree
has just been a smokescreen for their actual goal,
This was never about fish eggs, dinosaur bones,
or ancient Chinese artifacts,
It's about revenge,
They want to wipe your mind and program you to steal for them,
Yep, they want to play "Carmen Sandiego: VILE Operative" permanently,
You can't go through with it, Red,
I can't abandon my friends either,
Looks like someone picked up my scent,
Which I may be able to use to my advantage,
How does she keep doing that?
Jules, I could really use your help,
And why would I ever help you again?
Jules, please trust me,
I have a good explanation for everything I've done,
I trusted you before, and what did I get for my trouble?
Locked out on a rooftop,
I'm sorry you feel that way, Jules,
What are we gonna do? You can't just storm your way into a trap,
We have no choice, We get Zack and Ivy back, now,
The target is onboard the ferry,
And she's packing the goods,
Do not let her out of your sight,
Kudos on successfully completing your missions,
The good Doctor, Coach and Countess are enjoying their treasures immensely,
Which means it is time for my present,
Now you will steal for VILE as you were trained,,,
forever and ever,
Little dino, I shall name you Rexie,
Mm,
Decadent and delicious,
I could eat this every day,
And I shall,
Thanks, cowboy, Yee-haw,
Are you ready, operative?
What would you like me to steal for VILE today, Professor Maelstrom?
I'll fetch my shopping list,
No, no, no, Unacceptable,
Carmen escaped from VILE Island when she was young
because she did not want to spend her life stealing for them,
You can't allow her story to end this way,
Please play again, You must change this outcome,
You're out of character,
You should be eating invisible hors d'oeuvres,
I think Mime Bomb's choking,
Not surprised, Who thinks mimes are actually funny?
Not on stage, Player, On food, For real,
Someone there must know the Heimlich,
True, but they think it's an act,
What are you gonna do?
If you get waylaid, you could miss the caviar,
This time, there's only one choice,
Next time, stick with mime food,
Ugh, I'm too late, The caviar's been plated,
Now what?
And now, for the pièce de résistance,
Presenting the Beluga caviar,
Bon appétit,
The Beluga! Where did it go?
Caviar is served, my lady,
You uncouth ninny,
Opening the tins exposes the delicacies to the elements,
You wanted fish eggs, I delivered fish eggs,
That you did,
But now, they can only be kept for one day,
And I cannot consume 100 tins of caviar in one sitting,
Dr, Bellum, activate the,,,
Whatever you're calling your contraption today,
-No!
Come on, Ivy, We can take 'em,
What's this?
Zack and Ivy end up getting their brains scrambled?
Unacceptable,
I am re-opening this case file so you can revisit the choices you made,
Mademoiselle, stop!
The caviar must be plated,
Stop her!
Think I'll take the scenic route,
La Femme Rouge!
Reeled in the baby Belugas,
Mm,
Please stand by for further instructions,
You will receive an e-ticket for the ferry to the Île d'Oléron,
Where are you keeping Zack and Ivy?
We took the precaution of moving them from their holding cell to a drop point,
so don't you worry you pretty little fedora
and get on that ferry already,
Once we obtain the treasures, you will get your crew back,
So this is a trap, right?
Seems that way,
since Maelstrom hasn't sent me to fetch his trinket of choice yet,
Any idea what he wants?
All this bouncing me around the globe on a shopping spree
has just been a smokescreen for their actual goal,
This was never about fish eggs, dinosaur bones,
or ancient Chinese artifacts,
It's about revenge,
They want to wipe your mind and program you to steal for them,
Yep, they want to play "Carmen Sandiego: VILE Operative" permanently,
You can't go through with it, Red,
I can't abandon my friends either,
Looks like someone picked up my scent,
Which I may be able to use to my advantage,
How does she keep doing that?
Jules, I could really use your help,
And why would I ever help you again?
Jules, please trust me,
I have a good explanation for everything I've done,
I trusted you before, and what did I get for my trouble?
Locked out on a rooftop,
I'm sorry you feel that way, Jules,
What are we gonna do? You can't just storm your way into a trap,
We have no choice, We get Zack and Ivy back, now,
The target is onboard the ferry,
And she's packing the goods,
Do not let her out of your sight,
Kudos on successfully completing your missions,
The good Doctor, Coach and Countess are enjoying their treasures immensely,
Which means it is time for my present,
Now you will steal for VILE as you were trained,,,
forever and ever,
Little dino, I shall name you Rexie,
Mm!
Decadent and delicious,
I could eat this every day,
And I shall,
Thanks, cowboy, Yee-haw,
Are you ready, operative?
What would you like me to steal for VILE today, Professor Maelstrom?
I'll fetch my shopping list,
No, no, no, Unacceptable,
Carmen escaped from VILE Island when she was young
because she did not want to spend her life stealing for them,
You can't allow her story to end this way,
Please play again, You must change this outcome,
Hello?
Did you forget that for this mission, you are on Carmen's crew?
You make the decisions, You control the story,
Now, pick up that remote control
and press either left or right to make your choice,
Then press okay to lock it in,
Carmen is counting on you,
I need to get into that tower somehow, and I need to do it fast,
Hello?
Did you forget that for this mission, you are on Carmen's crew?
You make the decisions, You control the story,
Now, pick up that game controller
and press either left or right to make your choice,
Then press okay to lock it in,
Carmen is counting on you,
I need to get into that tower somehow, and I need to do it fast,
Hello?
Did you forget that for this mission, you are on Carmen's crew?
You make the decisions, You control the story,
Now, go ahead and click to make your choice,
Carmen is counting on you,
I need to get into that tower somehow, and I need to do it fast,
Hello?
Did you forget that for this mission, you are on Carmen's crew?
You make the decisions, You control the story,
Now, go ahead and tap to make your choice,
Carmen is counting on you,
I need to get into that tower somehow, and I need to do it fast,
♪ Well, she sneaks around the world From Kiev to Carolina ♪
♪ She's a sticky fingered filcher From Berlin down to Belize ♪
♪ She'll take you for a ride On a slow boat to China ♪
♪ Tell me, where in the world Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
-♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Steal their Seoul in South Korea Make Antarctica cry uncle ♪
♪ From the Red Sea to Greenland ♪
♪ She will be singing the blues ♪
♪ Well, they never Arkansas her steal The Mekong from the jungle ♪
♪ Tell me, where in the world is ♪
♪ Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ She go from Nashville to Norway Bonaire to Zimbabwe ♪
-♪ Chicago to the Czech Republic ♪ -♪ And back ♪
♪ Well, she'll ransack Pakistan And run a scam in Scandinavia ♪
♪ Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under And go pickpocket Perth ♪
♪ She puts the Miss in misdemeanor When she stole the beans from Lima ♪
-♪ Tell me, where in the world is ♪ -♪ Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Oh, tell me, where in the world ♪
♪ Oh, tell me, where can she be? ♪
♪ Well, she glides around the globe ♪
♪ And she'll flimflam every nation ♪
♪ She's a double dealing diva With a taste for thievery ♪
♪ Her itinerary's loaded up With moving violations ♪
♪ Tell me, where in the world is ♪
♪ Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Where in the world Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
-♪ Where could she be? ♪ -♪ Where is she? Where is she?♪
-♪ Tell me, can't find her ♪ -♪ Where, where, where? ♪
♪ Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Where, where, where Is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Let me know, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ♪
♪ Watch your back! ♪
Well, that was a toe-tapper, What now?
You can play again to see all the other ways this mission could have gone,
I'm going to let you in on a little secret,
There are eight different endings to this caper,
I challenge you to find them all,