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- [rapping] Can I kick it? - [male pigeons] Yes, you can
- Can I kick it? - Yes, you can
Well, I'm gone
Go on, then
Can I kick it?
To all the people who can Quest like A Tribe does
Before this, did you really know what live was?
Comprehend to the track, For it's why, cuz
Getting measures on the tip Of the vibers
Rock and roll to the beat Of the funk fuzz
Wipe your feet really good On the rhythm rug
If you feel the urge to freak Do the jitterbug
Come and spread your arms If you really need a hug
Afrocentric living is a big shrug
-A life filled with -Fun
That's what I love A lower plateau is what we're above
If you diss us, we won't even think of
Will Nipper the doggy give a big shove?
This rhythm really fits Like a snug glove
Like a box of positives is a plus, love
As the Tribe flies high like a dove
[male pigeon screeching]
[whimpering]
[male rat] Oh, we've been at this all day, buddy, I get it,
Those other spots didn't float your boat,
but wait until you see this next place,
It screams mouse house,
Wait, can I say that? Is that copyrighted? Heh,
There we go, Whoop,
Sorry about this, the elevator's, uh, being repaired,
Boom! I just had a vision!
You're chillin' in your new crib,,,
but then you get claustrophobic, and then you get dizzy, and to save you,,,
Ta-da!
Look at that view!
Resplendent, ain't it, huh?
It's got everything,
Built-in stereo,
but be careful, those seats are very flammable,
[laughs] I'm kidding, I'm not kidding,
Jerry, baby, I know it's no beauty, but let's be honest here,
With your budget, this is all you can,,,
Hey! You don't just Batman me,
You haven't even seen the trunk yet,
- Can I kick it? - Yes, you can
Well, I'm gone
Go on, then
Can I kick it?
To my Tribe that flows in layers
Right now, Phife is a poem sayer
At times, I'm a studio conveyor
Mr, Dinkins Would you please be my mayor?
You'll be doing us a really big favor
[bird screeching]
Aah!
When it comes to rhythms Quest is your savior
Follow us for the funky behavior,,,
[chittering]
[crowd exclaiming]
[playing funky music]
Look, Dad, That blind cat's playing piano,
There's a lot of weird stuff in this city,
- You just gotta keep walking, - [dog yipping]
[woman] I mean, he's amazing on the piano,
and blind, too!
[man 1 ] That's one cool cat,
[man 2] Man, that cat is out of sight!
This is so cool,
[crowd] Whoa!
Oh, wow! Isn't he cute?
[crowd exclaiming]
I thought I'd seen it all with the blind, piano-playing cat,
[gasps]
[crowd cheering]
[crowd gasps]
[crowd exclaims]
[man] Oh, man,
He can see!
[woman 2] He's a fraud!
He's a regular cat playing the piano,
Man, I want my money back!
[crowd muttering]
[yelps]
[upbeat hip-hop instrumental music playing]
[picnickers exclaim]
[people screaming and grunting]
- [horse whinnies] - [Tom grunts]
[yelping]
[blows raspberry]
Hey, Are you okay?
You gotta be careful next time, You could have really hurt me,
Oh, my gosh,
[rock instrumental music playing]
Suspended? Why?
[man on phone] For starters, the 100 pounds of underwear
strewn up 5th Avenue,
Oh, come on, you can't blame me for that,
That was a cat-and-mouse situation,
and everyone knows you just don't get involved,
You can reapply in four weeks,
No, Please, sir, please, just,,,
- You,,, you,,, you can't do that to me, - Oh,
Last week, I helped a man do a pull-up for an hour,
An hour! He achieved his fitness goals with me,
[sighs] Okay,
What if I just,,,
I come and be your assistant?
Ms, Forester, you started two months ago,
- It just doesn't work like that, - [sighs]
Maybe this job never was for me,
- Maybe it's not, - You know what? I quit,
[sighs]
- [jazz instrumental music playing] - [horse whinnies]
[horse] Mmm-hmm, Uh-huh,
Whoa!
[car horn blares]
[snarls]
[grunting]
[disco music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
- Hello, - Hey,
Back for another free meal?
[disco music continues]
So, you new in town?
Somewhat,
You know what they say, it's not a trip to the Big Apple
without a walking tour of the city,
Have you ever done one?
They're very well-reviewed, actually, mine are,
It's a great deal, great offer,
I'm not a guest,
Then, pray tell, why do you have a suitcase?
I'm here to interview for one of the temporary positions,
Because of the wedding,
What wedding?
Preeta and Ben, [chuckles]
Ah, As in, like, the Preeta and Ben?
New York society's favorite couple,
- It's going to be quite the event, - Huh,
[exhales deeply]
The hotel is hiring?
Yes, but they're very exclusive,
They certainly wouldn't hire you, [chuckles]
Mmm,
And what did you say your name was again?
Linda Perrybottom,
Linda Perrybottom, unfortunately, you just failed the test,
What?
Your interview started the minute that you walked in the door,
I didn't realize, I just,,,
Employees of the Royal Gate Hotel must be accommodating,
masterly, but above all, Linda,
discreet,
If they're telling a perfect stranger
the intimate details of the inner workings of this hotel's private events,
well, that doesn't quite cut it now, does it?
- I'd,,, - May I see your resume?
- Please? - Uh,,,
Yes, of course,
Thank you,
[chuckles, snorts]
Oh, wow,
Yeah, you've had a lot of really cool jobs,
Yes, I have,
- [incorrectly] The Dorsey? - Dorsey,
[haltingly] The Armada,
These all are hotels?
Well, none are in New York,
- I just moved here from London, - Listen, Linda,
I don't think you're right for this weekend,
Oh,
[smacks lips, sighs]
We just need someone more,,,
local,
Well, I understand,
Thank you for the opportunity,
Hi, If I wanted to apply for a temporary position for this weekend,,,
Is this your resume?
- No, it's not, - Wow, this is impressive,
[chuckles] ,,,my only copy,
Well, you are definitely gonna get hired,
In fact, I'm gonna call them right now,
Right now?
- Yeah, - [chuckles nervously]
- Lola,,, - Mmm-hmm,
If I wanted to shop for, say, a jacket,,,
Uh, yeah, sure, Just to the left over there,
Thank you so much,
- [clears throat] - Hi, yeah, we have
a very lovely young lady down at the front desk,
[mid-tempo instrumental music playing]
Well, well, well, [chuckles]
Look at what we got here,
You know, if I wasn't a betting cat,
I'd say Tommy boy here is trying to break into the hotel,
That's sure what it looks like,
[Topsy] This here is our alley, punk! Which makes this our hotel!
[Butch] Wait, hold up, Are you trying to break into our hotel?
Yo, guys, don't worry about it, It was a big misunderstanding,
- Right, Tom? - [laughs]
Are you laughing at me?
Now, I'm sure you know what I do to cats that laugh at me,
[Topsy] Come on, boss! Preach! Preach to him!
Now, I was about to, if you would shut that grill
- and let me handle this, - [Topsy] My bad, boss,
- So, are you gonna answer me? - [whistles]
[brakes screech, engine revs]
[Lightning] Oh, snap! It's five-o! Drop and run!
[Meathead] Oh, no, not again!
- Pick me up, I can't run that fast! - Hey, I'll see you again, Tom!
- [Lightning] Break yourself! - [officer] Hey, get back here!
Whew!
[wood creaks]
[sensual jazz music playing]
Welcome,
Thank you so much,
- Hi, Buongiorno, - You must be,,,
Forester, Kayla,
I'm sorry in advance about my resume,
but there was a child downstairs
trying to spit their Hubba Bubba under a table,
So I tore off a piece,
Good, I'm Terence Mendoza, Events Manager,
And this is Mr, Henry Dubros,
- Hi, - [Mr, Dubros] A pleasure,
[Terence] He's our general manager,
[chuckles]
And I assume that that's the aquatics manager?
That's Goldie,
She has no official position at the hotel, That's a fish,
- [Kayla] That's the,,, - [Mr, Dubros clears throat]
I must say, this is a very impressive resume,
The Dorsey?
Oh, [softly] The Dorsey,
You know, I hate to name names, but, uh, I will,
You must have known Mrs, Josephine Pennybaker,
She was my mentor at Cornell,
It's an Ivy League school founded in 1865 by Mr, Ezra Cornell,
That's where I got my master's,
I'm just sharing,
Of course I know old Jojo Pennyfoot,
[chuckles] Yeah, What a hoot,
Pennyfoot?
Well, Miss Forester, we'll cut to the chase,
As I'm sure you know,
we have a very high-profile event happening here this weekend,
Of course, I'm very aware of Ben and Preeta's wedding,
Well, we need to hire additional staff through the week,
But they must maintain the level of service guests of the Royal Gate expect,
- None the less, - And I'll be honest,
it's not often we come across a resume this distinguished,
Excuse me,,,
but this, this is just a piece of paper,
If I'm gonna be worthy of this institution,
you need to see me in,,,
[exhales sharply]
Action,
Are you gonna pick it up or just leave it there?
Yes, sir,
Put it in the bin,
Terence,
[whispering] She thought the fish was a head of a department,
Really?
A fish can't even walk, It can't even,,,
Terence,
[grunts]
You're hired,
- [chuckles dryly] Really? - Yes,
I mean, thank you,
Can you start today?
[exhales heavily]
That's gonna be a tall order,
Mmm,,, Very in demand,
Okay, Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna pull some strings, It's difficult, but, yeah, no problem,
One other thing,
Uh, we will be asking all temporary staff
to stay at the hotel through the week leading up to the wedding,
Uh, just so that we can be available to guests at a moment's notice,
Is that something you'd be comfortable with?
Anything for this hotel,
[upbeat soul instrumental music playing]
No, it's better down,
10-4, good buddy, Breaker, breaker, 1 -9,
[sighs] Go get 'em,
Hair's better up, It's more professional,
- [elevator bell dings] - Good morning,
Good morning, sir,
- [elevator bell dings] - [Kayla sighs]
[Terence] The Royal Gate opened its doors in 1930
and was declared a New York City landmark by 1962,
It's been through two major renovations,
yet it remains the beacon of service excellence,
[sniffing]
This place has been host to four presidents,
three popes, two kings, one queen,
oh, and Drake,
There are 260 rooms,
104 suites, and 21 floors of impeccable luxury,
The water pressure is never below 50 PSI,
and our thread count is never below 800,
[Tom screams]
- Button, please, - [man] Sorry, sir,
[Terence] The spa is top-of-the-line,
and our spin instructor won the Tour de France, Twice,
[Kayla] Right,
[Terence] This wedding is the most prestigious event
the Royal Gate has hosted,
And it will be a perfect success, It has to be,
The positive press an event of this magnitude can generate is invaluable,
Would you stop that, please?
- The,,, Yeah, sir, - Okay,
Yes, It's just, it tends to ride up,
[Terence] Our wedding menu is being designed by our very own Chef Jackie,
He's a rising star,
and whispers are that Michelin agrees,
[Chef Jackie] Hector! Hector!
Look alive, people,
Why do you hate me?
Who butchered these onions? Who?
Oh, I don't know, Francois?
- We should leave, - [Chef Jackie] You're killing my career!
He's a bit tricky, but he's an artist, And we're lucky to have him,
And some people may see anger, but me?
No, no, no, I see passion,
Do you hear that?
- [Kayla] Hear what? - [Terence] Your footsteps,
- [Kayla chuckles] Oh, - [Terence] Carrara marble,
[Tom yelps]
This is Gavin, our doorman,
Master of small talk,
This is Kayla, who recently worked at the Dorsey Hotel in London,
Did she now?
[Terence] Yes, And she'll be helping us out this week,
Mmm, I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead, Kayla,
- Morning! - [gasps]
That's Joy, the bell girl, I'm convinced she was raised by wolves,
- [Kayla whispers] What? - [Terence] She's not important,
[Kayla] Okay,
But this glass atrium,
Oh, wow, Now that is something,
It's one of a kind,
I call it the "crowning jewel of the Royal Gate,"
[cork pops open]
- This is Cameron, the barman, - [Kayla chuckles]
[imitates popping]
Popping bottles, [chuckles]
Excuse me?
Don't spill any on your Jordan 5s,
- These are actually retro reissues, - [chuckles]
Obviously, it's the lace tips,
- NikeLab? - Flight Club,
On Broadway,
I'm sorry to interrupt your riveting TED Talk,
but why are you pouring champagne at 11 o'clock in the morning?
I was told to pour two glasses for the VIPs that just arrived,
- They're here? - Yes, sir,
[whispers] Who's here?
The bride and groom, Come with me,
- [paparazzi clamoring] - [hip-hop music playing]
- [cameras clicking] - [siren whooping]
[Ben] Wow!
- Isn't it perfect? - I love it,
Just as much as I did last week when we visited,
All I care about in the whole world
is that you're happy,
Think your dad's gonna like it?
You keep asking what my dad thinks,
I'm gonna send him on the honeymoon with you,
[Spike laughs] Clear the way, coming through,
I sure hope room service is open all night,
Right, Toots?
[meows]
Ben, Preeta, welcome back to the Royal Gate,
- Thank you very much, - Thank you,
It's a toast to your upcoming nuptials,
It's so great to be back here,
- Thank you very much, Appreciate it, - [Gavin] Absolutely,
[Ben] And thank you guys for everything,
- It's great to see you again, Terence, - [Terence] Thank you very much,
Mouse!
[barking]
Oh, my God! Spike, get back here!
- Hey! Hey! - Oh, my gosh!
Simmer down, boy! Hey!
Get back here!
- [Preeta] I'm so sorry, - It's no problem,
- [growls] - [Preeta] Sorry,
- [Kayla] A little jumpy, huh? - Ooh,
I'm sorry, he's a little animated,
- Yeah, um,,, - [Toots meows]
Oh, she's so sweet,
Wow, you're really good with animals,
Toots is usually really shy, And by "shy," I mean, she,,,
she scratches people's faces off,
- Oh,,, - Oh, Well,,, [clicks tongue]
She can smell a bona fide animal lover,
[Kayla laughs, snorts]
[Terence] You know, Kayla's new here and I was just about to explain to her
that, uh, we traditionally have a no-pets policy,,,
Oh, wow,
,,,but, uh, you know,,,
- [snarls] - [Terence gasps]
I would be delighted to make an exception,
- Is your hand okay? - [Terence] It's fine,
Looks like your hand's bleeding,
It's fine, it's perfect, We've prepared a list
of some of the most prestigious dog parks in the area, and I think
the one on 11th Street is particularly luxurious,
But are the people uptight?
Because,,, I mean, do they yell at the dogs
- for being off-leash? - [Spike grunts]
- Spike, he's,,, he's,,, Yeah, - You can just say it,
- He's disgusting, - [Preeta] Yeah,
- [Terence] He's disgusting? - Huh?
There is one that I know about that's behind this falafel place on 17th,
It's not technically a dog park,
but they let their dogs off-leash and they kinda look out for each other,
- It's pretty low-key, - That is amazing, Thank you, Kayla,
- Thanks, Kayla, - Yes, Thank you, Kayla,
- [both chuckle] - Of course, Any time,
I just have to say, I follow you guys on Instagram,
and you are the cutest couple ever,
And that rock, whoa!
- [Ben] Yes, well,,, - [Preeta] Yeah,
Could see that thing from outer space, Good job,
You know, you could see our love from outer space,
Oh,
That was fantastic,
- [Ben] Great, Thank you, - Shall we?
- [Ben] We shall, - [Preeta] Come on, Tootsie,
- [grunting] - [Ben] Come on, Spike,
But in all seriousness, is there a safe in the hotel?
It's a giant diamond,
[Terence] Of course, of course,
[sniffing]
- How was the ride? - [Ben] Very good, thank you very much,
- [muffled screaming] - [metallic clattering]
Not,,, not to worry,
That's probably a scream of delight,
You know, someone seeing their beautiful room
for the first time, It happens all the time,
Lola? Can you see them to their room?
- Excuse me, - Of course,
[Chef Jackie] Leo is shaken to the core,
The mouse,,,
ran right over his foot,
Look, Terence, I've worked too frigging hard
to be saddled with a bunch of inept,,,
Wonderful group of gifted colleagues to have my career
tossed into a fish bucket over some infestation,
[softly] Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie,
I know the gravity of this situation,
- And I will handle it, - I'll catch it, sir,
Him, Or her,
It could be a female,,,
- I'm not gender biased,,, - No, no,
,,,and I don't want to go by,,,
No, no, it's fine, It's gender-fluid now,
The point is, I will catch that little mouse
and I will be discreet about it,
Okay, I need you to understand the sensitivity of this matter,
Yes,
If a picture of this mouse is tweeted up
to insta-book-face or the ticky-tock,
we will be ruined,
No, sir, We're not ruined, because it's not gonna happen,
Okay? So, you guys clear your heads about it,
That Rodentia is toast,
[hip-hop music playing]
I got that moolah, moolah Queso, queso
Camouflage money They can't see my bankroll
I been whippin', whippin' Django, Django
Smooth Blame it on the Jame-O
-I really don't know why I call -Why you call her?
-I said I really don't know why I call -Why you call her?
'Cause I got everything that I want
-I said I really don't know why I call -Why you call her?
'Cause I got everything that I want
- What are you doing? - [gasps]
Oh, my gosh, you scared me,
I scared you?
You know, you're the one creeping around like a thief,
I am on a mouse hunt, Thank you,
- [Cameron] Need any help? - [Kayla scoffs]
What? Because I'm,,, I'm,,, I'm the new girl?
[sniffing]
Well, obviously, you haven't seen my resume,
It clearly states that I am completely capable
of doing anything that is required
to do that is needed to be done here,
[Cameron] Oh, right,
And how hard can it be to catch a little mouse?
[Cameron] Honestly, I wasn't expecting you to say yes,
You know, you got that whole independent vibe thing going on,
and I don't normally get involved with how the new kids do their jobs, So,,,
My name, um,,, My name is
Kayla, Yeah,
My mom calls me Kayla,
[chuckles] Oh, okay, Kayla,
Well, I doubt that mouse catching is on your resume,
but if you do catch him, you should come by for a celebratory beverage,
Well, start popping another bottle of champagne now,
because any minute now, he's mine,
He's,,, One second,
What the,,,
[gasps] Someone leave their,,,
What is that?
The sign of a worthy competitor,
[thunder crashing]
[siren wailing in distance]
[sad music playing]
[thunder rumbling]
[sighs wearily]
[off-key tone beeps]
[muffled rap music playing]
Guess who's at the party?
[laughs evilly]
Come on, man, Have some self-respect,
You are in a dumpster and Jerry's inside, safe and warm,
Look at him,
Just scouting the room and seeing what he can steal next,
Now, who's the cat and who's the mouse?
Hey, let's get back in there and smash that mouse up good,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tom, my brother,
there's room for both cats and mice to be happy,
Look, I'm sure if you asked to share his food,,,
Share? You're lucky the kids are watching, okay?
We're cats, Cats take!
Come on, he's just an innocent little mouse,
Wait a minute, wait a minute, Why're we always arguing?
We shouldn't be fighting, we look alike,
Why are we doing this?
Look, how about we do something different this time?
Why don't we let Tom make up his own mind, okay?
Now, see, that is a good idea,
Tom, I believe in you,
[laughs evilly]
What a sucker,
Now go make me proud, Tom,
[dramatic music playing]
Whoa!
[stick clatters]
[rap music continues]
[Tom screaming]
[gasps]
[zapping]
[screaming, thuds]
[lightning crackling]
[heroic music playing]
[grunting]
[honks]
[screams]
- [zapping] - [screams]
- Life, do you hear me? - [electricity buzzing]
Give my creation life!
[thunder rumbling]
[glass squeaking]
[upbeat soul music playing]
Don't sweat the technique
Don't sweat
[burps]
Don't sweat the technique
Technical styles That'll be full of technology
Complete sights and new heights After I get deep
[Frankenstein on TV] Give my creation life!
[blows raspberry]
Don't sweat the technique
- [grunts] - [elevator bell dings]
Go for Lone Wolf,
- [Terence on radio] Who? - [sighs]
It's Kayla, sir, Just trying on one of those new code names,
Well, don't,
Have you located the room yet? I'm continuing to get noise complaints,
Yes, sir,,, Well, no, sir, I haven't yet, but I'm on it, Over,
Well, hurry up so you can get back to finding that mouse,
And please, do not say "over," This isn't Star Trek,
[sighs] Takes all the fun out of walkie-talkies,
I mean, what's the point, then?
- [sing-songy] I can still hear you, - [static crackles]
[muffled thudding and screaming]
[exhales deeply]
I have eyes on the target, sir, and I am moving north,,,
I'm moving toward the door,
[door beeps]
[yells]
[Kayla] Oh, no,
What did you do?
[door closes]
Who,,,
Wait a second, I know you,
I know you! You're the cat from the park with the bike and you tackled me,
[sighs] Is this personal?
Is this some form of revenge sabotage?
What are you,,, You're trying to tell me something?
Okay, Two syllables,
One word, Is it a movie?
Is it a cartoon?
What's this? A pig?
[gasps]
A mouse?
[imitates nibbling] A little mouse?
What? He was here, too?
[grunts] Gosh, I gotta catch that little disaster,
If I don't, I'm gonna lose this job,
Wait a second,
You're a cat,
Can't you catch a mouse? Isn't that in your DNA?
[video game sound effects playing]
Huh,
You got a name?
[blowing]
That is really well done, Mot,
Tom?
You could be in a lot of trouble for this,
I mean, just look at this mess,
So, what should we do about this?
You wanna catch a mouse together?
There could be a big reward in it for you,
[glass cracks]
[Kayla groans]
[Terence] Sir, I instructed her to get rid of an animal, not find another,
[Kayla] Here's how I see it, sir,
We have a mouse problem at this hotel,
so we could hire an exterminator
to have him tramp up and down this whole hotel,
just filling it with his poison
and alerting Ben and Preeta to the possibility of vermin at their wedding
or we could leverage millions of years
of predatory-prey evolution
and choose a more,,,
subtle and eco-friendly solution,
That's why I brought on Tom,
[Terence] You brought on,,,
She's a temp, She doesn't even have hiring power,
- It's what we did at the Dorsey, sir, - Really?
That is not what they did at the Dorsey,
Why don't I ask Mrs, Pennybaker?
[scoffs] Who?
,,,wouldn't want you to ask Mrs, Pennybaker from the Dorsey?
Why don't I call her right now, huh?
Absolutely not, No one's calling anyone,
Word gets out that we're thinking of hiring a cat, well,
the mouse problem could leak,
And if word gets out that we're refusing to hire a cat,
PETA will be here before you can say "discriminatory practices,"
[Kayla] Mmm-hmm,
You need to think outside the box, Terence,
Could he wear a hat?
- Excuse me, sir? - Could he wear a jaunty hat?
And perhaps a name tag?
I think that'd be adorable,
One second, [chuckles]
Sir, you,,, you can't be serious?
A hat?
As you can see, he would love to wear a hat,
And a name tag,
Well, then I think this is a creative and elegant solve, Kayla,
Thank you, sir,
As do I,
[Mr, Dubros] That'll be all, Thank you,
[upbeat indie music playing]
I'm a wildcat
Tell all the creatures where I'm at
Ha!
When I come back
Rewind that Tell all the kids that I'm back
I'm unstoppable
Deep in the jungle
I am a wildfire
Primal screams I have let,,,
You gotta fix your name tag,
There you go,
Yeah, [chuckles]
You look good,
[Terence] I figured out who you are,
Who am I?
You're one of those millennials
that thinks they can get whatever they want whenever they want
without working for it,
preferably with free shipping,
[Kayla clears throat]
[chuckles] Who doesn't like free shipping?
This is a cutthroat $200 billion industry,
And I've clawed my way all the way to the middle,
And I don't intend on stopping there,
Okay?
You better hope this little cat plan works,
Because if it doesn't,
I'll make sure you'll never work in New York City again,
And that goes for you, too, Tom, Yes, you,
Enjoy it while it lasts because,,,
This is just a test, Tom,
- [object thuds] - Uh-uh,
He doesn't think that we can do it,
Just like most people I know,
But you and I, we're different, Tom,
We don't go down easy,
All right, I'm gonna start in the lobby,
Tom?
[Tom grunting]
Okay, All right,
- You done? - Ahhh! [gasping]
[growls]
[Spike] Hmm?
[grunting]
Listen here, kitty-cat, I don't like being pounded, Capiche?
I see you again, I bash your head in,
- [Ben] Spike, get back here, - [Spike barks]
Saw you again!
[muffled chatter]
[meows]
- [growls] - [Jerry screams]
[cracks neck]
[Toots snarling]
[Toots yowls, snarls]
[Jerry squeaks]
[Preeta] Toots,
[Toots hisses]
[Preeta] There you are, girl,
- [meows softly] - What were you doing?
I was looking all over for you,
Whew!
Tom, what are you doing in the lobby?
Oh, [chuckles]
- I see you becoming the hunter,,, - [Tom sniffing]
,,,feeling the hunted,
[continues sniffing]
Yeah, there we go,
Tracking the trail, Yeah, you smell those little paws, Yep,
My gosh, Tom, [chuckles]
I mean, be the predator, Yeah,
[chuckles]
Okay, why are you,,,
You're drawing a,,,
Look, I,,,
Oh, Tom, that is a "wanted dead or alive,,,"
That is a stick figure of a mouse and your E's are backwards,
That's never gonna work,
- You're looking for a mouse? - Gosh! Hi,
Yes, Joy, Yeah,
Well, have you checked the tiny little door on the 10th floor?
[chuckles lightly]
[blows]
At first, I thought, "Whoa, Joy, you became really big,
When did that happen?"
But then I saw another door that was normal sized
and thought, "Okay, so one of your eyeballs got small,"
- But then I blinked a ton,,, - Yeah,
,,,and realized, "No, Joy, just this door was really small,"
So, I cut up a towel to make tiny little towels and left them here,
But now they're gone,
[muffled R&B music playing]
Thank you, Joy, You are a fascinating creature,
- [Joy chuckles] Hmm, - [chuckles]
Me, fascinating? I like that,
[Kayla inhales deeply]
[R&B music continues]
Listen here, punk,
You and I gotta chat,,,
[scoffs]
[doorknob clicks]
What?
You want me to grab it?
Thank you,
Oh, wow, This is so detailed,
What kind of tiny printer or,,, [sniffs]
And it's scented?
What the,,,
Listen here, Mr, Mouse,
Oh, Jerry,
I need this job,
So, simply put, this is a hotel
and you're a mouse, So,,,
you gotta go,
Well, if that's how you feel about it,,,
I'll have to introduce you to my enforcer,
[dramatic music playing]
[laughs]
[train horn toots]
- [Jerry squeaking] - [Kayla] Oh!
Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, - [Tom yowls]
No!
Oh,
- [gasps, sighs] - [Tom mews]
- [upbeat hip-hop music plays] - [Kayla gasps]
You do not get to beat up my enforcer!
[banging on door] Open up the door!
Open up!
- Let me in! - [Terence on radio] Kayla!
What do you need, sir?
Meet me in the bridal suite immediately,
Right away, sir,
You figure out a solution
to get that mouse out of here,
[upbeat hip-hop music continues]
- [knock on door] - Uh, come on in,
Hey, guys,
[growls, groans]
Sorry, it's sort of the wedding situation room up here,
Wow,
- [Preeta sighs] - [Terence] Ah,
Terence, you were right, This simulator's amazing,
- Ah, - It really replicates
how bad I am at golf,
Oh, I see that,
I haven't seen this many shanks since I was in prison,
White-collar crime, but, uh,,, [chuckles]
Baby, do you wanna maybe take a little break?
Or if you wanna do something together, we can go scuba diving in Tahiti,
We, uh, could go hang gliding in the Alps,
Or, uh, we could go to this alien planet
and just sort of, uh, shoot some aliens,
Kayla, you could just put those down,
- Sorry, - [Kayla] Where?
- Just right behind you, - [Kayla] Here?
- Oh, okay, - [Preeta] Yeah,
Terence, actually, could I grab that one from you?
Ah, good, It's heavy,
- [Ben] Think this might be it, - [meows]
Just a little bit of a surprise for me and the Mrs,
Let's see,
By the way, while I have you, Terence, um, could I ask you a question?
- Absolutely, - What do you think about elephants?
Um,,, Elephants,
I think they are majestic and noble creatures,
- No, I mean for the wedding, - Oh, at the wedding?
Real elephants?
Yeah, I sort of thought it might be fun,
Babe, I never said that they wouldn't be fun,
- [Ben] Oh,,, - [scratching]
So maybe, you know,,,
Maybe we'll do elephants, Maybe we do elephants,
[Terence] Have you, um,
considered maybe a smaller animal like a,,, like a hamster?
Hamster?
- [chuckles] Oh, That's cute, - Yeah,
We were gonna ride in on it, though, Can you ride a hamster?
Oh, yes, I mean, as long as you have enough of them, you can ride them silly,
- [chuckles dryly] - [Ben] Great, Yeah,
Well, that's something to consider, too,
Babe, if getting elephants at the wedding would make you happy,,,
You being happy would make me happy,
[both] Aw!
Okay, get the elephants,
All right! We're gonna get the elephants,
Great! We'll do the elephants!
- [Kayla snorts] - [chuckles dryly]
[grunts] Boom,
Oh! It's a motorized skateboard, I love those,
It's got, uh, you know, Wi-Fi,
Why does a skateboard need Wi-Fi?
Why the fi not?
- [chuckles dryly] "Why the fi not?" - See what I'm dealing with? [chuckles]
- [cell phone rings] - Oh,
Hello? Hey,
- Yeah, uh, he's right here, - [Ben whispers] Who is it?
[Preeta] My dad,
What? Do I look okay?
- For a phone call? Yes, - Right,
One second, Phew,
Hello, Mr, Mehta,
You sound like you look amazing,
Uh-huh?
If you need anything at all, please don't hesitate to call,
We'll help you accordingly,
You know what, Terence,,,
Spike got into some burritos
- earlier and, well,,, - Huh?
I was, you know, Do you mind?
- [Terence] Um,,, Of course, - [Spike] I'm ready! I'm ready!
[barks excitedly]
Thank you,
[chuckles] Kayla, can you,,,
Uh, actually, I would love to keep Kayla
and maybe run through some bridesmaids-related stuff with her,
- You know, coordinating colors, - Sure,
I have a very good eye,
No, that's fine, I'll just run through it all with Kayla,
Here we go, I got the lead, I got the lead, Come on,
Very well,
[panting excitedly]
- Of course, - Thank you, Terence,
[Terence yelps]
[Terence grunts]
[growls excitedly]
- [Spike growls] - [yelps]
- [Preeta] Kayla, - [Kayla] Yes,
- Wow, what a view! - [pigeons cooing]
So, what are your bridesmaids colors?
I lost my ring,
The big one?
Yeah, my big one, My,,, my only one,
How?
Well, I was,,, I was on my way to the spa,
and Ben had told me to put it in the safe
because he's always convinced that I'm gonna lose it,
But you did lose it,
Yeah, I mean, I misplaced it,
I thought first someone must've taken it, but,,,
And would you say that it is still in the spa?
Or at the pool,
Or the lounge, I was all over the place today,
but I don't want Ben to know that it was ever missing,
Really? I mean, won't he just be all adorable and understanding about it?
[whispers] Babe, that was a really big ring,
- Ah, Understood, - [Preeta] Hey,
- Hi, - Hi,
What did my dad want?
Nothing, He was just, uh,,, We were just kinda bonding,
Great,
Uh, where is your ring?
Which ring?
Your engagement ring?
The giant one that I gave you for love,
Oh, um,,,
I,,,
Uh, the thing is,,,
It's a funny story actually, sir,
I actually took it,
- Yes, I did, To go get cleaned, - Oh,
I took it to go get a scrub-a-dub
and be all shiny for the wedding,
Bright as,,, bright as a diamond,
Great, That's actually very thoughtful,
- Thank you, - Thank you, Kayla,
By the way, we really wanna put some kind of gratuity for you on the bill,
Whatever you see fit, sir,
- Thanks, - Love you, guys,
- [Preeta] Love you, - In different ways,
[inhales sharply] Thank you,
Anytime,
[Terence grunting]
[Spike] Whoop, Excuse me,
[Terence panting and grunting]
Come on, come on, come on, [chuckles]
Stop, stop! Stop!
- Ow! - [Spike grunting]
- No, no, no, wait, wait! - Uh-oh,
- What? - Here it comes,
- [stomach grumbling] - [Terence] Are you okay?
- [Spike] Oh, yes, - No, no, no!
- [car horns beeping] - Oh, come on! Stop the beeping!
You're making him self-conscious!
- [defecating, sighs] - How many burritos did you eat?
Oh!
I see what you did,
- [drivers yell indistinctly] - Okay,
[groans]
- [yells] - [car horn beeps]
I'm scooping the poop, huh? You saw he did it on purpose,,,
- [Spike] Let's go! - [grunts]
[soul instrumental music playing]
[Kayla] Joy?
[Joy] Hey, Kayla, Oh, how's the mouse hunt going?
[Kayla] Oh, it's going, By the way, quick question for you,
Say a VIP person lost a ring
and someone wanted to look for said ring
without raising any eyebrows,,,
where would you say that person should look?
Oh, my God, I,,, I,,, I love riddles, Um,,,
Well, if I were that someone,,,
ah, but I'm not,
But I could be, Who knows?
One day, One can only dream, [chuckles]
VIP, [chuckles]
Sorry, back to the question, Um,,,
It would depend on the size of the object,
Is it a car? Is it alive? Could it be a dog?
I lose things all the time,
I lost my baby brother last week, Don't tell anyone, please,
because I was like, "Joey, where are you? Please?"
And then, thank the Lord, he,,,
[indistinct chatter]
[quietly] Yeah,
[angelic music plays]
[wind whistling]
[sniffing]
[continues sniffing]
[grunts]
[dramatic music playing]
[electrical whirring]
[whooshing]
[upbeat soul music playing]
[steam hissing]
[thud]
[gulps]
Tom! What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill out!
Besides, that is never gonna keep out that miniscule sociopath,
What do you mean, he's gone?
[chuckles softly] Like,,, like gone-gone?
Are you sure?
Yes! Booyah, Tom! Oh!
[singing] More hot milk for you tonight
Boom!
[mic feedback whines]
- [indistinct conversation] - Mr, Dubros,
I am delighted to inform you that the job that we hired Tom for,
- it is completed, - Oh, wonderful,
Now we just have to figure out how to let him go
without triggering an equal employment issue,
Oh,
I should probably look into severance packages,
- Right, - Maybe a month of tuna?
- [snorts] 'Cause he's a cat, - Mmm-hmm,
[Preeta] I think it's one per family,
And if there's any way to make sure the guests get these
as soon as they check in,,,
The bride's taken quite a shine to you,
[chuckles softly]
I don't know, I mean,
whatever I can do to help with the wedding craziness,
They seem really stressed out with it all,
If anything, the ceremony is the perfect test for a relationship,
'Cause you can promise all you want in the vows, When it comes down to it,
it's how you handle the pressure of the planning,
Some couples rise to the challenge and others fall,
Hmm, I should write that down,
[playing jazz tune]
So, did Tom tell you the good news?
The mouse problem has officially been handled,
Hey! She came, she saw, she exterminated,
- [Kayla] Yeah, - [chuckles]
So, how about we celebrate?
Flat club soda coming right up,
Yeah, there we go,
The real wild stuff, [chuckles]
- [soft piano music playing] - [sighs]
Wow, those little paws move quick, huh?
You should be his manager,
[chuckles]
I mean, sure, why not?
Maybe they'll see how much I'm killing it
and bring me on permanently to run everything?
Okay, so somebody thinks they can skip a few steps,
Mmm-mmm,
No, it's just,,,
[sighs] I mean, where I came from, there were no real opportunities,
- Where's that? - A small town in Penn State,
Picture seeing your whole future in front of you and you can't stand it,
That was me, there,
I just wanted to find that thing that made me feel,,,
Important?
Yeah,
And New York seemed like the right place to look for it,
Well, I mean, I've heard about your resume,
[sighs] About that,,,
Hey, come on, don't be shy,
Whatever shot you're looking for, you deserve, You know, you're proof
that it takes more than a fancy resume to make it big in New York,
Right?
Guilty as charged, [chuckles]
[soft piano music continues]
[Preeta] Toots needs a little pawpicure,
- Kayla mentioned you might have a spot, - [heart beating loudly]
We could actually see her right now,
- That would be so great, - [playing fancy tune]
[singing] Whoo
[playing jazz music]
Well
Don't you know, baby
[indistinct conversation]
Child, don't you know, baby
[meows]
Oh, don't you know, baby
Little girl, little girl, don't you know
Please listen to me, baby
[playing hip-hop music]
-Girl, I'm in love with you so -Yeah [laughs]
[retches]
Turn your lamp down low
I said turn your lamp down low
Whoo
Turn it down
Please turn your lamp down
Whoo!
- [piano keys plinking] - [Preeta] Okay, come on, baby,
- Thank you so much, - You're welcome,
[purrs]
[random chords blaring]
Oh, my gosh,
[sighs]
No, no, no, Stop it,
Both of you, [huffs]
Why is he alive? Why is he here?
It's over, Jerry,
I'm calling in the poison guys,
[Kayla sighs]
Why do you have Preeta's ring?
Have you had it this entire time?
Give it to me, Now, Drop the ring,
[Kayla sighing]
What do you want for it, Jerry?
You wanna stay here?
You little con artist,
- Fine, We can discuss this on my terms, - [Spike growling]
[Terence] Okay, no problem! I got it!
- [muffled grunting] - Tom,,,
- [Terence] Excuse me! - Where did he go?
- [Terence] Excuse me! - [Kayla] Tom, where did he go?
- Find him, Now, - [Terence] Stop, I said, stop!
- [barking] - Stop! Stop!
Cálmate!
I'm the boss,
[barks]
[Spike growls]
[sighs]
Why do I see temporary employees socializing
on hotel property in the middle of their shift?
- We were just,,, - Terence, we're celebrating, you know?
The, uh, hotel's mouse problem is taken care of,
Oh, yeah, congratulations,
Teamwork is dream work, right?
Yeah, it's taken care of, right, Tom?
[nervously] It is so taken care of, right, Tom?
What,,, what is he doing?
He's not doing nothing,
Why are you acting nervous?
Huh?
[Terence] You're acting nervous,
- [Kayla] I'm not acting nervous, - No?
What's in your pocket?
Ah, [grunts]
- Oh, - Terence,
- Wait! No, he's in the pocket, - Terence, what are you doing?
[Terence] The mouse is in the pocket,
- [Kayla gasps] - [Spike growls]
[Spike] Come back here! Come back here!
[grunting]
- Oh! - [Terence straining]
[groaning]
- Oh, I'm so sorry! - [woman yelps]
- [Terence yelling] - Whoa!
[all exclaiming]
- [grunting] - [gasps]
[Spike] Come here, pussycat,
[whimpering]
[Terence] Everyone, keep calm!
[all gasp]
Oh, no!
No!
[screaming]
- [Spike growling] - [Tom yowling]
[Terence] The mouse!
[clangs]
- [grunts] - [elevator bell dings]
[hums]
Huh? Whoa!
[Tom yowls]
[muffled rumbling]
[ceiling cracking]
[shrieks]
[Kayla gasps] Oh,,,
[Spike] What the,,,
- [smashes] - [laughing] Oh,
[Joy gasping]
[gasps]
[grunts] This is definitely your bad,
[indistinct talking]
[slow dramatic music playing]
[Terence] Kayla, and what would you call this, huh?
[Kayla] This was a mistake, It was a total misunderstanding,
[Terence] This is a dereliction of duty!
And it's a reflection of the absence of character!
[clatters]
It's an embarrassment to the hotel,
And it's an insult to you,
- That's how serious this matter is, sir, - I agree,
- Terence, I'm placing you on leave, - What?
It's clear that the magnitude of this wedding has overwhelmed you
and you're in something of a state, I think a break would,,,
Hold on a sec, Let,,, let me make sure that we're on the same page here
regarding the basic facts of this,
The cat that she forced us to hire failed to catch the mouse,
Kayla said she got rid of the mouse,
Isn't that right?
- That is what I said, - Ah!
That is what you said, But that is not what you did,
The mouse that caused all that destruction to our lobby
is still in the hotel,
I saw him in the animal tornado,
Terence, listen to yourself, No one saw a mouse,
I saw the mouse,
But they did see you acting erratically towards Miss Forester
after bringing the groom's bulldog into a bar,
She brought the kitty-cat to the bar, too,
Tom is an employee,
He has a name tag,
This is insane, I'm going insane right now,
Well, you're certainly acting insane,
You caused tens of thousands of dollars of damage to the hotel,
you've terrified our guests, and now
you're attempting to frame it as Kayla's fault?
[laughs hysterically]
You know what? You can't do this,
You can't fire the event manager in the middle of an event,
Please leave on your own merits, Terence,
I don't want to have to call security,
Please don't do this,
- [grunts] - Oh,
Okay, [exhales heavily]
Okay,
Argh!
[objects clatter]
Oh, my days,
And I'm not picking it up,
[door opens and closes]
- Get your tail out of your ears, - [Tom whistling]
It's disgusting,
Well, this is a disaster,
[sighs] Yeah,
Firing our events manager before the biggest and most important event
this hotel has thrown in years,
The only reason I felt comfortable asking Terence to take leave
is because we have someone with your wealth of experience here,
With the what now?
I got a call from Miss Preeta,
She told me that you quietly found
a very important missing item she was looking for,
[chuckles uneasily]
You're multitalented, Kayla,
Do you think you can handle the role of interim event manager?
Are you kidding?
Yes, yes, of course,
It's a massive endeavor,
Sir, "massive endeavor" is my middle name,
It's Judith,,,
but you get the point,
I know you're new,
but your employment history convinces me you're qualified to take this on,
And who knows, if this weekend goes well,
we may be discussing a more permanent position on Monday,
I can't imagine anything
that could possibly mess this up,
- Stop it, - [saw whirring]
You guys gotta stop fighting,
It's like you've been doing this for years,
Listen, first of all, thank you for the ring,
Helpful to have it back after you stole it,
Never mind,
Remember when I said to the both of you
that letting you stay here wasn't up to me?
Well,,,
if you look right there,,,
I'm in charge now, all right? And this wedding,
- it's a huge responsibility, - [sniffing]
It's the shot that I've been waiting for
- and I can't screw it up, - [Tom sniffing]
So, you two, you gotta go,
[clears throat]
Stop looking at me like that,
[sniffles]
[blowing nose]
Ugh! Okay,
Maybe you can stay here,
But not like this, Uh-uh,
That little mess you caused downstairs, it's a disaster,
You know what, you wanna stay, right?
Fine, One condition,
You two have to prove to me that you can coexist together,
And stay as far away from here as possible,
Got it?
So, tomorrow,
I'm gonna plan an entire day for you two to spend together
out there, in the Big Apple,
And if you do this,
you guys can stay,
Do we have a deal?
Your car will be here at 9:00 a,m,
Don't be late,
[upbeat hip-hop music plays]
Going bouncy, bouncy
Everybody with a larger mount
Jumping up and down Going bouncy, bouncy
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy
I've been waiting for this
Come on
Off the wall, off the floor
[breathes deeply]
220 degree, take off the doors
Hit the iron If you staring from the back
Hanging in the backyard Tell me where you at
Gotta fly, everybody gotta fly 'Cause you have to
You don't wanna be the last two That's true, that's true
Welcome to my bouncy house
-You don't wanna be the last one out -Hurry up
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy
Everybody in the bouncy house
With the extra house Going bouncy, bouncy
Everybody with a larger mount
Jumping up and down Going bouncy, bouncy
- [yells in pain] - [Gavin gasps]
[Kayla] Okay, guys, please, everyone,,,
- [all clamoring] - Uh,,,
Please,,,
Any,,, any true emergencies?
- [clamoring continues] - True emergencies?
Let's just go around the room one at a time,
[Leo] I just caught my finger in the door and,,,
[Chef Jackie] Okay, please, seriously, just shut up, please,
Uh,,,
Madam Kaydra,,,
are we sure the mouse is gone?
Rumors are the guest list includes a Michelin restaurant inspector,
so one slip-up
and me and my son are out on the streets,
Jackie, rest assured, the mouse is currently being taken care of,
Anyone else have any other problems?
Uh, did you address the, um, elephant that's here?
[scoffing] Cameron,,,
yes, I addressed the elephant in the room, You weren't here for it,
Yeah, no, I mean literally,
[elephants trumpeting]
Where do you want 'em?
Um,,,
Pardon, The elephants?
Can't leave 'em in the truck,
No, That would be inhumane,
[trumpeting]
They can be parked at valet,
Okay,
- [heavy thud] - [elephant rumbles]
Relax, Cecil,
[hip-hop music playing]
Always thought I was a visionary
Why she never wanna listen to me?
Why me know If we done give 'em for free
'Cause this place Still feels like prison to me
- [gasps] - [brakes screech]
Refugee mean I get my vision
[camera clicks]
Okay, How about we go ahead and put all the birds in the staff room?
The animal wrangler said this time of year
they need room to socialize and mate,
[both gasp]
I think they've socialized enough, Joy,
This is a wedding after all, not spring break,
So let's just go ahead and put 'em in the staff room,
What,,,
what sound do peacocks make?
- I mean,,, - [Joy] Ca-caw!
I think that sounds right,
[hip-hop music continues]
Free
Two times
No more talking 'Cause you're saying too much
[laughs]
[roars]
[rattling]
[whistles]
[rattling stops]
[rattling]
[Jerry cackles]
[hop-hop music continues]
Apologies
I just wanna be I just wanna be
Free
We running 'cause we feel good
[slurps]
We running 'cause we feel good
-I just wanna be -Free
Kayla, come on already,
[Kayla] Oh, gosh, I so regret saying yes to this,
[sing-songy] Pa-pa-pam-pam!
Oh, my God, You look incredible,
Thank you, [chuckles]
Well, we are a full service hotel here,
Be it dog walking,
or quite even possibly, saving someone's lost ring,
Hmm,
Is there anything else I can help you with, milady?
Oh, no, thank you, This wedding is bonkers enough already,
- Why don't you just say no? - [sighs]
Oh, no, we've,,, we've just decided to, um,
avoid behaviors that might give the impression that we're fighting,
But what about when it's just you two?
I mean, we disagree, of course,
- about how big the wedding should be, - Wow,
But I guess there was so much pressure to maintain an image
that somewhere we forgot how to fight,
Ben really loves you, Preeta,
Yeah, He's a really good guy,
It's just that when he goes, he goes big, And I love that about him,
Yeah,
But I have this feeling that this
small Indian wedding is gonna be a great big disaster,
[announcer] Beautiful day at Yankee Stadium,
Top of the 9th inning, two out, and the Yankees up by one,
Big Alex Gordon at the plate,
That ball is crushed,
This might be it,
The ball game may be over, The Yankees could move on and,,,
Oh! What's this? A hairy fan has reached over and caught the ball,
[TV announcer] Mayhem unfolds at Yankee Stadium,
Two baseball fans seated in right field
interrupted what could have been the final out for the Yankees,
The culprits were later taken away by animal control,
In other news,,,
- [Joy] Oh! - Oh, my gosh!
- What was,,, - [drone thuds]
Ben, was that a drone?
Not just any drone, That was a CH-4000, military grade,
- Yeah, - But I'm sure it's harmless,
- [women scream] - Joy?
- Should I go see what that,,, - Yes, Yes, Joy,
- Okay, Going, - Yes, Joy, go, Yep,
That was a scream,
It's harmless,
- Yeah, Military things usually are, - [both chuckle]
I got this drone
because I thought, uh, when Preeta and I come into the wedding on the elephants,
that the drone could be kind of, uh,,,
As I'm saying the words "drone" and "elephant"
out loud to another human being, I'm wondering, is this, um,,,
Is this a lot?
Weddings, Ben,,, [sighs]
They're already stressful enough, you know?
Yeah,
The important part is that Preeta, she can't wait to marry you,
So, just take it easy, you know?
Enjoy the ride,
- Yeah, - You only got one shot at it,
Like, one chance to get it right,
Uh-huh, So just go ahead and pull it back,
Yeah, Pull it back and just sorta let it rip,
Like, really, just pull it way back and just explode out of it,
That is not what I was trying to say to you,
Yeah,
- [woman screaming] - [crashing]
They said they'd disabled the weapons,
There's weapons?
Uh, I'll make sure,
[Joy panting] I found it,
I found the,,,
Oh, my God! Help me, help me, help me!
She found it,
Don't look it in the eyes, Joy,
[gate creaks]
Welcome to your new home, gentlemen,
- [barking aggressively] - [Tom gasps]
[dog whimpers]
[snarling and barking]
Hey, hey, hey, pipe down! You already been fed,
[Droopy] Hello,
- [cage rattling] - Quiet,
[yelps]
Get comfortable, You're gonna be here a while,
[laughs]
Have a nice stay!
[Butch singing eerily] Alley cats
Come out and play
[Topsy] That's that cat from the alley!
[Butch] Well, well, well,
So, we meet again,
You know, you and me? We got some unfinished business to settle,
[Meathead] Dinner time,
Snack is what I like to call it,
[Butch] Relax, you two,
This won't take long, as long as you don't fight it,
- [gasps] - [Lightning] Gotcha,
[cat 1 ] Don't be scared, come here!
- Are you gonna eat him? - Why don't you be a good little kitty
and hand him over before I stop being nice?
Yeah, what are you, like, friends or something?
Go ahead, Eat him now,
If we can't eat him, you gotta eat him,
[cat 2] Looks like a nice snack,
[Ash] Chew, Chew,
- [Lightning] Eat him, Eat, Eat, - [Ash] Chew, Chew, Chew,
[Topsy] Stop playin' with your food!
[Meathead] Ah, ah, There you go, Bottoms up!
- [Topsy] Eat him! - [Meathead] There you go!
[cat 3] Is it as good as it looks?
What are you waiting for? Chew,
- [cats chanting] Chew, Chew, Chew, - [sniffing]
If you don't start chewing, we will,
[Topsy] Oh, that's spicy, Cajun,
Chew, Chew, Chew,
Wait a minute, Something ain't right, Open your mouth,
[Topsy] You heard him, open your trap!
[officer] Hey, cat,
You got a visitor,
- [Topsy] What? - [Meathead] Visitors?
- [Topsy] He didn't even eat him! - [officer] Mouse,
you got one, too,
[Terence] Hola, Tom,
How are they treating you?
This place is horrible,
Cheese stick?
[sniffing]
Oh, you don't want it?
I know you wanna come back to the hotel,
and I can help you do it,
As you may already know, Kayla's been put in charge of the wedding,
And, yeah, it's a tough job,
That's why she sent me here to bring you back,
So you can help,
But there's a catch,
I can only take one of you,
You know what your friend said?
That it's your fault,
Maybe I shouldn't say this, you know?
He says you smell like tuna,
- And a cheesy foot, - [sniffing]
He also said that you're, uh,,,
You're emotionally unavailable,
He also wants you to stay here and rot,
Now, you put me in such a tough position,
As you already know, I can only take one of you back to the hotel,
Will it be the cat?
Or the mouse?
Okay,
I've made my decision,
[tense music playing]
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
Check this out,
In celebrity news, major commotion at the Royal Gate Hotel
as New York's elite couple, Preeta and Ben,
are tying the knot in a private, intimate wedding,
[upbeat hip-hop music continues]
[indistinct chatter]
[Chef Jackie] Ah,,, Ah,,,
Ta-da!
- [Chef Jackie chuckles] - [applause]
Ta-da!
Okay,
No, no, no,
[exhales deeply]
Move,
Uh-huh,
Mr, Mehta, what do you think?
You're not wearing a turban,
Is that,,, is that a question or a statement?
I didn't know if you wanted an answer,
I've been getting really into cricket!
You're doing great,
How are we doing on the champagne?
We good, we good, There's just a lot of it, and not enough hands,
Okay,
All right, bro, Take these upstairs,
I'll be up in a minute, You good?
Yeah, yeah, I think so,
[man on radio] Momma bird, we got a problem here, We need you,
Okay, on my way,
[mischievous music playing]
- Hmm, - What?
I think I might have just pulled this off,
[Indian music playing]
[emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, the ceremony is about to begin,
All right, Malcolm, game face, look impressive,
FYI, I'm always ready,
LOL, [chuckles]
Ben, this feels so embarrassing,
Well, if it's any consolation, you look very beautiful,
And in a way, you know, we're the elephants,
Because we're never gonna forget this wedding,
- [upbeat Indian music plays] - Here we go,
[trumpets]
[guests exclaiming]
[guests] Wow!
[woman] Preeta!
Wow,
The,,, the elephant are normal in these kind of events?
We are an elephant-friendly establishment,
Friendly establishment,
[guests exclaiming in awe]
Wow, [chuckles]
That's really beautiful,
The elephants were a great choice,
Welcome back,
- [elephant trumpets] - [indistinct chatter]
Consider this wedding a welcome party,
Just for you,
[gasps]
Oh, no,
No,
What is Jerry doing here?
Well, that must be awkward,
With all the horrible things he said about you,
That you're not fit to work at the Royal Gate,
Tom, come on, now, Let's not be insensitive,
Would you just leave him alone already?
Well, I got something to say,
Okay, go ahead and speak, then!
As I was saying,,,
- [angel yelps] - [laughing]
Gotcha!
Now let's go finish what we started,
- [cracks knuckles] - Have fun,
[up-tempo Indian music plays]
Why is Tom here?
What the,,,
I don't see Jerry, Do you see Jerry?
Uh, no, I don't,
- [Preeta] Hi, Hey, - [Ben] Hi,
Isn't this great? And look, your dad loves it,
At least, I think he's loving it, It's,,, it's kinda hard to tell,
- [Mrs, Jacobson exclaims] - Not bad,
Smile for the drone-cam,
Drone-cam?
Yeah, They can put a cam on a drone,
Wait, Are those peacocks?
Yeah, I think they might have just been part of the, uh, exotic bird package,
- [tiger roaring] - [guests exclaiming]
- [peacock screams] - [people gasp]
And,,, and even the tiger?
Well, the tiger is our first,
[imitates roaring]
I begged you to stop doing this stuff,
I'm sorry, That is the last surprise,
You just don't listen,
Listen to what?
- [both snarling] - [dramatic music playing]
Hmm?
[screams]
[gasps]
No, Tom, Don't do it,
Do it, Tom,
Do it,
[inhales sharply]
[growls]
You're dead, mouse,
[grunts]
[people gasp]
[continues grunting]
[yells]
[whimpering]
[screams]
- [grunting] - Yes!
[yells]
[grunts]
[Malcolm gasping]
OMG, Is that a mouse?
- WT,,, [trumpets] - [all gasp]
Preeta!
[Malcolm trumpeting]
[Malcolm] Mouse! Mouse!
Mouse, mouse, mouse!
- [man] We got him, - Oh, my baby!
No, no, Stay calm, everyone!
[Cecil] Mouse! Ahh!
Mouse! Mouse!
[guests clamoring]
Mouse! Ah, mouse!
[trumpets] Ugh, Get off,
[Spike growls]
You?
[growls] No, Me,
- [roaring] - [both yelp]
[barks frantically]
[roars, grunts]
[Malcolm] Mouse, mouse, mouse!
[trumpets] Mouse!
- [growls] - [Toots yowls]
- [roars] - [peacock screams]
[guests exclaim]
[groans]
[trumpets]
Please remain calm,
[Spike barking]
[Spike] Out of my way! Out of my way!
[Malcolm trumpeting]
[growling]
[Cecil] Malcolm! I'm coming to save you!
Oh, no!
Huh? Oh,
[sighs]
[yowling]
[Ben] Preeta!
[blows landing]
[Toots yowls]
Out the back door,
[man] Let's get out of here!
[rattling]
- [trumpeting] - [man] Oh, no!
- [guests screaming] - [gasps]
[footsteps thudding]
[car alarm wailing]
[Malcolm trumpeting]
Cecil! Malcolm!
Stop! Stop!
[electricity crackling]
[indistinct murmuring]
What is he doing here?
Terence is here because he tried to warn me about Kayla,
who clearly lied about who she is,
No, sir, Uh, this was a misunderstanding, It was, um,,,
No,
Actually, it wasn't a misunderstanding,
Sir, when I came into your office that day,,,
I had stolen someone else's resume,,,
[Tom gasps softly]
And pretended that it was mine,
I don't have any qualifications for this,
Or for anything, really,
[Terence] You not only destroyed this wedding,
but may have destroyed the future of this hotel,
I'm sorry,
Perhaps I could salvage this,
Don't bother,
I just came here to inform Mr, Dubros,,,
that the wedding's off,
[sighs softly]
[Ben] Preeta,
Oh,,,
I guess we were both in over our heads,
[hesitates] I,,,
- Kayla, I don't get why you just,,, - I was gonna tell you, Cameron,
I was gonna tell all of you the truth,
I just wanted to prove to you all that I deserved this,
That I could do this,
I'm sorry,
[sad piano music playing]
[male voice singing] Here I stand, taking off my pride
And I run with nowhere to hide
[grunts]
And don't even think about coming back,
You think I was gonna let some street animals live at the Royal Gate Hotel?
[scoffs] Oh, no,
[singing continues] Like the sun shining through the rain
Here with you, sharing better days
I'd be lost Lost without you
Thank God you're still here
And that's something beautiful
Oh, oh, oh
That's something beautiful
Oh, oh, oh
That's something beautiful
Oh, oh, oh
That's something beautiful
Oh, oh, oh
That's something beautiful
Oh, oh, oh
That you are here
Here with me
That's something beautiful
[snaps fingers]
[Kayla] Hey, Thanks for meeting me,
I know I wasn't very convincing yesterday,
But what I was trying to say was, I really am sorry,
I still can't believe that I saw everything
that woman accomplished on her resume,
and I thought that my pure ambition was an even swap,
Come on, Kayla, everybody screws up,
It's just hard,
I mean, every morning I wake up and I look at my phone,
and my newsfeed is filled with people
who are our age, you know, they're succeeding at what they're doing,
Well, maybe we just need to stop comparing ourselves to everybody
and just work for it,
Listen, Kayla,
you're gonna get the skills,
You already got the smarts, you got the funny,
and you got the love of helping people,
Even if I wanted to make this right, I couldn't,
Well, maybe they
- can help convince you otherwise, - No,
You two are the last people that I wanna see right now,
- [Jerry squeaks] - What is all this?
I think that's Preeta and Ben,
All right, you know what? Just cut the chalkboard act
and tell me what's going on,
Okay, you and Jerry have an idea for what?
How did you,,,
- [trumpets] - Elephants?
[squeals] Ca-caw!
And peacocks? A big cake?
Guys, are you just making fun of me?
Oh, so, this is like charades?
[Kayla] No,
[Cameron] 'Cause he did like a,,,
No? All right, never mind,
I think what they're trying to tell us,,,
is that if we go back to the hotel,
quickly salvage what we can,
and we find a last-minute venue and some sort of befitting celebrant,
we can fix this by putting on a makeshift wedding,
And you got all of that from that?
Yeah,
We kinda understand each other now,
Let's do it,
What do we have to lose?
[soul instrumental music playing]
- Hey, - [car horn beeps]
Where's Preeta going?
A doorman never tells,
JFK,
[sighs]
Okay, guys, I know that you both don't get along,
but now it's time to change that,
So, help me save this wedding and go catch that bride, okay?
And bring her back here,
[indistinct chatter]
What do you want?
I just need to talk to Ben for a minute,
- No, don't you think you've done enough? - Ben,
This wedding can still happen, today,
How? I mean, everything's destroyed,
It doesn't matter,
Preeta never actually wanted any of this,
She just wanted you to listen to her,
I,,, I don't think so,
Wait, Someone once told me
that a wedding is a couple's very first test, And some couples,,,
well, they rise to that,
[in mocking tone] Stupid,
What kind of idiot said that?
- I mean, seriously,,, - Me,
Oh,
I apologize, I'm sorry,
I was being, uh, sarcastic,
You can rise, Ben, We can still pull this off,
Needless to say, everything at this hotel will be at your disposal,
Except, of course, the hotel,
What about the garden
- across the street? - [all gasp]
Uh, I'm sorry, garden?
Mmm-hmm,
Wait, do you mean Central Park?
Sure, Whatever nickname you have for it,
That's actually an amazing idea,
Joy, thank you,
- Yeah? - Yeah,
Well, how about, Terence, you and Ben get a guest list together
and then let everyone know where to meet us?
You expect me to assist you after what you've done to this hotel?
I think we both did some things that we regret to keep our jobs,
[softly] Tom and Jerry told me what you did,
I'm not gonna tell anybody,
[whispers] Okay, thank you,
If Tom and Jerry can be out there working together,
then so can we,
[phone vibrating]
[Toots sighs]
- [rap music playing] - [Tom yelping]
[Kayla] Roger, roger, over,
Come in, Tom and Jerry,
I know you can't talk, but I'm sure you can hear me,
Preeta's on Lexington, and it looks like she's headed for the Midtown Tunnel,
- [engine accelerating] - [Tom yelping]
[car horn blares]
[car horn beeps]
[rap music continues]
[yelps]
[car horn honks]
[screams]
[whimpers, yelps]
[Kayla] No, wait, they're actually making a left turn on 57th,
They're going for the Queensboro Bridge,
[man] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Kayla] Guys, you have to get them before they make it to the bridge,
Hello?
Ugh, this no-talking thing is really getting old,
[men] Whoa!
[rap music continues]
Simultaneously over joints we rock
We earned 30 years So you can say that we got
-Three turns -Live off the board
Unlike you and your chessmen
We install doubt in you and your yes-men
And if the game have veins
We'll insert the needle Upheaval the ground
'Cause the adrenaline We blend with the sound
Is our thing Relieving the kings of all crowns
- [gasps] - [Toots yowls]
- [snarls] - [Jerry blows raspberry]
- [yowls] - [Preeta] Toots!
[yowling in slow motion]
- Stop the car! - [brakes screech]
[Toots yowls]
Follow them, Let's go,
[rap music continues]
Could you keep up?
[Kayla] Great job, guys, I'm sending you a new location,
[Preeta] Toots!
Come back!
[soft music plays]
[soft, indistinct chatter]
- What,,, Kayla, what is going on? - [Kayla] Hear me out,
I know yesterday was a disaster,
But I promise you that most of the chaos was because of me,
And them,
But just like me, they've changed their ways,
But, Preeta,,,
I really think we have the chance to make this right,
- Good luck, - [Spike panting]
- [snarls] - [gasps]
Listen, Preeta, I'm sorry,
Okay? I wanted to give you the wedding of your dreams,
but at some point, it drifted into my dreams
and your father's dreams,
and then your father was in my dreams,
and in one of them, he was riding a tiger, It was really weird, And then,,,
I'm sorry that I didn't just shut up and listen to what you wanted,
What I want is you,
It's only ever been that,
Going forward,,,
I promise fewer surprises,,,
and I promise more truth,
'Cause honestly,,,
I love you,
Will you please take this back?
[Spike moans]
[sighs and farts]
[retches]
And will you marry me again, but better this time?
[celebratory music plays]
[cheering]
- [Indian music plays] - [Malcolm trumpeting]
[all laughing and cheering]
- [growls softly] - [peacocks screaming]
[tiger grunts softly]
[upbeat music playing]
[slurps]
[people laughing]
[people exclaim]
You know, it wasn't all Thomas and Jerome,
I know you had a hand in it, too,
You were right from the beginning,
A resume is just a piece of paper,
You have to give someone a chance to find out what they can do,
I agree,
Yes, you, um, did a very good job,
Thank you, Terence,
On that note, I would love to introduce you to Miss Linda Perrybottom,
Mr, Dubros,
The real owner of the resume,
Hello,
You must be Terence,
I,,, I am,
Josephine Pennybaker at the Dorsey says the most wonderful things about you,
Oh, she does?
It's quite an impressive resume,
Um,,,
I guess I'll see you in my office tomorrow, or,,,
Um, in Mr, Dubros' office tomorrow,
[chuckling awkwardly]
Thank you, Kayla,
And we'll see you tomorrow,
Thank you, sir,
And I won't let you down,
Good luck, Terence,
[grunts softly]
[Toots purrs]
[purrs]
[gulps]
All right, I think we actually might've pulled this off,,,
maybe,
[Cameron] Oh, definitely,
- Champagne, - [Cameron] Mmm-hmm,
Cheers,
[playing upbeat tune]
[discordant notes playing]
[bench clicks]
[upbeat soul music playing]
[Jerry blows raspberry]
[Spike] Huh?
[growls]
[Spike grunts]
[snarling]
[Spike] Come here, pussycat,
You're ruining the whole day,
[grunts] I'm gonna turn you into a biscuit,
- Huh? - [Ben clears throat]
[Spike chuckles]
Sorry, Nothing to see here,
What the,,,
[Tom screams]
[hip-hop music playing]
Not the ones that just show up and don't put nothin' in
You know the ones that lend a hand and wanna see you win
[saw whirring]
When you come up on a lick Make sure you cut 'em in
And then, huh Sometimes you need a foe
One that keep your eyes open Keep you on your toes
You know the ones that wanna keep you where you been before
But I can't go No, I can't go
And, whoa
Sometimes I need a check
Not the sneakers but the ones that make you watch your step
Your chain, your name How 'bout your respect?
Givin' more than what I get Expectin' nothing back
In fact
You know I sat down with my accountant
He said, "I got good news and I got bad news"
I said, "What's the good news?"
He said, "The good news is you made a lot"
I said, "What's the bad news?"
"The bad news is you spent more"
Okay
Maybach music
Grew up havin' nothing You're labeled impatient
But once the boss made it You labeled amazin'
Meticulous with words That's your force of nature
I don't wanna seem absurd But that boy's a gangster
Foc,,, Focusin' on me, way from Tel-Aviv
Barbados with the hustle Pockets Elandis
Distinctive destinations all I wanna see
Oceanfront residences Three different ones a week
'Cause I deserve that It's time to learn that
Mess around and put that thing up where your perm at
Six figures every year Yeah, I earned that
At the front of this line is where my turn at
Sometimes you need a friend
Not the ones that just show up and don't put nothin' in
You know the ones that lend a hand and wanna see you win
When you come up on a lick Make sure you cut 'em in
And then, huh Sometimes you need a foe
Men gonna lie, women gonna lie
You lookin' for the truth Then the numbers don't hide
Lookin' for the root of all evil Then you need to go
Open up the briefcase See it with your eyes
Everybody claim to be greatest of all times
But they never spend a day in the rain in the front line
No lie
Uh, stop playin' on my phoneline
Shoot, lock and load Pull up in the space coupe
With the roof optional Wonder why they follow suit
I've been groomed from the womb Came out of my mama's,,,
With some brand new tennis shoes Faster than the speedin' bullet
Nah, nah, nah It's cool, it's cool, it's cool
Don't play with it, baby
Say what you gon' do with that
Stop playin' with it, baby
Turn around, if you don't do it now
Don't play with it, baby
Exactly, yeah 'Cause you're not built like that
It's not a game
[upbeat music playing]
Uh, Mr, Dubros, I just got a bill for both weddings,
That's a joke, right?
Well, you know, I, uh, had Terence run some numbers earlier and,,,
it doesn't look good for you,
Thank you for choosing the Royal Gate,